Hey, I'm midnightkitty101. I'm an 18 year old female. I'm into several different fandoms as you can see from my favorite stories, although those questions down below might give you a peek into some of my fandoms too..

I'm a vampire fan. And this is how I like my vampires:

Obviously, my most favorite interpretation is Vampire Knight. But I also like True Blood's, Blood's, Vampire Chronicle's, and Blade's take. I'm an ex-Twilight fan, though I can still appreciate a well written Twilight fanfic. I admit Twilight's take is a tad too soft, just like The Strain's take is the opposite--Twilight ones can resemble super-human fairy/god like beings, and The Strain ones resemble mindless zombies too much. Somewhere in-between is ideal. Vampires are monsters, yes(which Twilight sometimes forgets) but also 3-dimensional ones with several shades of gray(which is often forgotten as well.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm SHORT, so I MUST be fragile.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be one

I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I must be obsessed with Twilight

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm a Redhead, so I MUST have a fiery temper.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST think I'm a GUY

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm ENGLISH so I MUST be a POSH SNOB

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WATCH LOTS OF TV SO I MUST be FAT

I'm pale, so I MUST be albino.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be pale, brown-eyed, and super freckly.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid

Name your favorite anime characters (in no order) and answer the questions!

1. Sesshomaru

2. Death the Kid

3. Naruto

4. Kagome

5. Inuyasha

6. Maka Albarn

7. Itachi

8. Ichiru Kiryu

9. Zero Kiryu

10. Soul Eater Evans

11. Serena/Usagi

12. Moka

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before?

Maka/Serena? Nope.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Eh, she's quite pretty. And her proportions are ideal; her breasts are neither too big or small.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Moka got Ichiru pregnant..what would happen is this: Moka's Inner Moka is really a dude, and Ichiru is a hermaphrodite. This runs in the Hunter families apparently to keep the lineage going. Even with Shizuka's blood, Ichiru is still only human and the pregnancy nearly kills him. Just when he is about to die, he is turned into a vampire and so he, Moka, and their vampire/hunter baby hybrid live happily ever after.

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

About Zero? Heck yeah, he's one of my top favorite VK characters!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maka/Kid? One of the less crazy pairings, though I still prefer Soma. They are at least friends and have their similarities. They'd make an all right couple if Maka could handle his OCD.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Inuyasha/Zero or Inuyasha/Soul? Hmm...Both couples would look nice together, but I'd have to say Inuyasha/Soul..

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He, like most people, would be shocked that Death even had it him and wasn't freaking out over every "assymetrical" body part he could find..

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Somehow, the Naruto and Soul Eater universes clash. Naruto and Soul meet and find out they are kinda similar because Naruto is a powerful ninja with a inner Nine-Tailed Demon Fox/Kurama and Soul is a powerful Weapon with a inner demon called Little Orgre. They bond over this and decide to have a one night stand.

Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

Sesshomaru/Ichiru? Nah..

Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Cain and Abel" (due to their brother complexes)

Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

Naruto/Ichiru? Probably not..

Does anyone on your friends list write, read or draw Eleven?

]Sure, Usagi's pretty popular..

Does anyone on your friends list write or read Two/Four/Five?

Kagome/Inuyasha yeah(I even ship them) but not with Death added to the pairing.

If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"It's Not Me It's You"

If you wrote a Two/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Death/Maka/Moka. Yuri, crazy kinky sex, blood drinking

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A fairly long time..

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11), and a brief unhappy affair with (six) before following the wise advice of (5), and finding true love with (12).

Sesshomaru and Itachi are in a happy relationship until Zero runs off with Itachi. Sesshomaru, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Serena, and a brief and unhappy affair with Maka before following the wise advice of Inuyasha, and finding true love with Moka.

What title would you give this fic?

"Demon Love"

How would you feel if Seven and Eight were in a heated argument?

I would feel somewhat shocked, because Itachi and Ichiru seemed like they would get along. I would hope Shizuka's blood running through Ichiru's blood could possibly sustain him from fatal injury.

What would you do if you found out Five is a close relative of yours?

I'd be scared shitless to find out I had dog demon blood running through my veins but the inner fangirl would be happy to have an excuse to run up and hug Inuyasha.

How would you feel if you found Five and Eight in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I'd think "Dang, if they were screwing in there imagine how rough Inuyasha was with him! Yes, I definitely think Ichiru is the bottom in this relationship..his ass must hurt. Badly."

How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

If Kid dissed me, it'd probably be because I'm not totally symmetrical. So? He's that way with everyone. No need to take it personally..

If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you think?

"I guess Zero has run out of options with the VK characters--I mean, Yuuki's busy sleeping with Kaname, Aidou and Ruka are busy adoring him...then Kain loves Ruka, Rima is with Shiki, Takuma has unrequited love for Shiki, so the whole Night Class is out of the picture. Yori has an arranged marriage, Nadeshiko must be too boring or bland for his tastes, and Ichiru--well, he doesn't dig twincest and he's dead, was in love with Shizuka and all...as for Shizuka herself, all she ever loved was her dead lover. The Headmaster=disgusting for him and so does Yagari. Kaito would be nice except he wouldn't have feelings for a male ex-human. So he's screwed unless he wants a random VK OC. As for Naruto, sure he could get laid with Hinata but when Sakura got with Sasuke he figured he didn't really care for the girls from his 'verse anymore. So I guess they're perfect for each other?"

7, 9, and 4 have banded together at three AM and are loudly singing the most annoying song you can think of. What is the first thing you think?

Itachi, Zero and Kagome..I'd be annoyed of course, and shocked but happy to see characters like Itachi and Zero acting so silly for once.

The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight (Why twilight is stupid...oh my, I so totally agree...):

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate, nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.

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