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Simplicity of Slytherin is my favorite story to write. I have so many impish options to choose from...

Mind you I've got half the story already handwritten out on notebook paper. I warn you, the story will wrap up loose ends, perhaps in later chapters, but I am finding more commonly as of late that people have become impatient with my plot devices. Just because it's the end of the chapter, doesn't mean it's the end of the world, or the story for that matter.

A little about me... I write stuff ...(by this point you're probably saying or thinking, "No shit Sherlock...").

I'm a senior at _ State University, majoring in Psychology with a minor in English. I'm also a heavy studier of languages, but so far the only ones that I can speak with some fluency are Japanese and Spanish (English doesn't count, especially considering I'm not fluent; irony much? Well, I'd like to think so).

I'm also the caretaker of one percious kitty cat, who isn't really a kitty so much as he's my baby.

I'm a cynic. I love sarcasm, and stand as a firm believer that it is merely an advanced type of whit that hasn't been given the credit that it truly deserves. I enjoy humor as much as the next person, and often find that making people laugh is the highlight of my day, and if I haven't made someone laugh by the end of it, I'm doomed to eternal failure as a person.

I'm one of the villain lovers. If it's evil, its awesome, cool, and therefore sexy in my books, regardless of the opinions of others.

It's all I can think of for now, but yes, enjoy!