Hetalia Units, I thought they didn't exist! Why do they know my name? What in the world is going on? This is on ao3 as well, also on Tumblr. Disclaimer does not own Hetalia. Newest chapter may be edited further later on.

Ποτέ δεν ήθελα να γίνω ήρωας. "ποτέ. Αυτό ήταν το θέμα του αδερφού μου. Και ίσως να είναι ακόμα. Δεν ξέρω. Εξάλλου, μέρος του τρόπου που έγινα ήρωας ήταν να δω αν ήταν ακόμα ζωντανός, και... Ακόμα τον ψάχνω τώρα.

Set in the summer of 1940, chronicling through the personal writings of one RAF fighter how the Battle of Britain began to unfold, the weights that pressed down on every pilot, the physical and emotional challenges that fell before him, and the one American who sailed across the sea, joined his squadron, and taught him that sometimes it's the smaller things worth fighting for.

Ο Χάρι ακολουθεί τον Ντρακο στο μπάνιο όπου τον βρίσκει να κλαίει...

Harry goes to a Polyjuice bar and runs into someone he never expected... HP/DM

HPDM, minor HPGW. Draco accidentally walks into the middle of an overheated argument between Potter and his Weasley, and nearly walks out again. But when he doesn't, it brings a spark to flame that would never have started on its own. A tale of five times Draco and Harry stand together. COMPLETE.

USUK. Halloween fic. In his bid to escape the brutal Halloween tradition of The Waning, vampire Arthur Kirkland sews himself a cadaver groom intended to be his ticket out of the Land of the Banished. Unfortunately for him, Alfred has a mind - and objectives - of his own. Loosely based on the 2010 Halloween designs.

After much pestering, Veigar finally lets Lulu talk to him for a minute. Eventually, they realize they're being watched and decide to exact vengence on the spies. Will the plan change their opinions of each other? And how come it involves Veigar being nice? UPDATE# 13 I LIVE AGAIN! Next chapter's up, and a sneak peek at the one after that! Let's get out of the doom & gloom, yes?

Harry eyed the new screen set up on the side of the Quidditch stadium suspiciously. There were large letters inscribed above it that said 'Snitch a Kiss.' That's right, the kissing cam had come to the wizarding world. Based off a Tumblr prompt. Update: Riverwave has posted a translated version of this story in French. Check in out on her profile under the title "Attrapez un Baiser"

Careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Nominated for Hetalia Awards. Read chapter 30 for more information.

Draco Malfoy is forced into hiding with the Golden Trio and dragged into their search for horcruxes. What ensues is a journey of redemption, unexpected friendships and an unwanted, turbulent romance with Harry Potter. Mature content.

Arthur only downloaded the Tinder dating app because his flatmate, Francis, was addicted to it. It wasn't because Arthur was curious, he simply had to try it out for himself just so he could understand what Francis was always babbling on about. He never would have expected the former hook-up app to deliver him a dream by the name of Alfred F. Jones.

After America mysteriously splits into multiple personalities, England finds himself dealing with a sexy cowboy, a self-proclaimed hero, a cute child, a rebellious teenager, and his own complicated relationship with his former colony. USUK.

When I found out about Hetalia Units, I was hesitant to get them. But the thought of having a chibi or life sized version of my favorite anime characters? Now I HAD to get them. But I never knew how much of a hassle they could be until I got my first Unit- Chibi Canada. Now, instead of dying of cuteness, I'm dying of insanity. Based on 0ptimuspenguin's manual fics.

"Πρέπει να δεις το μπλε του ουρανού ξέρεις!" "Δεν μπορώ... το νέφος δεν έχει καταβάλει μόνο τη χώρα μου... αλλά και εμένα. Πρέπει να το διαλύσω... αλλά δεν μπορώ..." "Μόνος σου ποτέ δεν μπορείς να κάνεις κάτι... εσύ μου το έμαθες αυτό..."

Arthur is stuck interviewing a relentlessly cheerful American weatherman at the annual Groundhog Day event in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Somehow it feels like his miserable day will never end... but maybe spending more time with the cute American will make Arthur less miserable. USUK. Based on the movie.

Alfred has given many lives for his country, and he remembers each one perfectly. But the memory that lingers is of an English soldier he met in the final battles of WWII and never saw again. USUKUS. Reincarnation AU.

Arthur Kirkland is a demon prince of hell and he has captured a beautiful angel named Alfred. This unexpected encounter is awakening unfamiliar feelings in both angel and demon—feelings that could lead to serious consequences.

Six hours. Three hundred and sixty minutes, stuck in a train carriage with America. England decides to engage his mind by contemplating any everyday situation for a country that could possibly be worse than this. None come to mind. USUK. COMPLETE.

Harry and Draco are brought together for a seemingly dull security mission. Things however, are not as they seem. Written for the hd fan fair Career Fest 2014.

Arthur Kirkland is a fallen noble of a disgraced house in the Kingdom of Spades. He will stop at nothing to reclaim what his family once had - and so much more, including the throne. To do this Arthur follows in the footsteps of the woman that ruined House Kirkland, resorting to black magic and the help of a wicked demon. USUK; Cardverse/Sweet Devil; Violence; Dubcon; Art by Owyn

Alfred F. Jones takes an English Literature course at college, though he's definitely more of a science guy. He soon realises he doesn't give a damn about Shakespearean sonnets, but he sure is fascinated by the new English professor. And maybe - just maybe - the professor is a little bit fascinated by Alfred, as well.

Alfred falls in love on his daily commute home from work. Too bad he only knows the guy through the StreetPass app on his Nintendo 3DS!

Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story. NOTE: This was written for the hd smoochfest and is a remix/reinterpretation of How I Met Your Mother in the HP World. Please do skim through the notes before reading further. Thank you!

England has a problem: he's in love with America! But he's too scared to make the first move, so he formulates an "amazing" plan. He summons his past self to win over America with seduction! But what happens when his past self starts to act strange? Could he possibly be falling in love? And what about America? What are his feelings in this whole mess? UsUk Oneshot and Epilogue

Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.

England and America are cursed to keep living different fairy tale stories until they confess their love. One will play the unwilling prince, one will always be in distress, and two others will be there to help (or hinder) their happily ever after. UkUs, Kink meme de-anon.

As a Resident Assistant, Arthur Kirkland is responsible for watching over the students in his dorm. Even the arrogant, annoying, aggravatingly attractive ones… College AU. USUK.

Germany has a rude awakening. Romano is upset, and several nations have a rather dramatic change of character- and, of course, chaos ensures. What are the odds? [Hetalia: Axis Powers and Planetary Moe crossover. Rated for language. PM and cover image belongs to Rosel-D]

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.

Reality-show host Arthur Kirkland doesn't understand how the talentless American singer managed to survive until the final round, but it seems that Alfred F. Jones has a surprise in store for him. USUK. Reality TV AU.

"What stairways stretch from the heavens to the underworld?" - An old stairway lies abandoned and alone before it is rediscovered by an unlikely pair. How difficult could the climb possibly be? (Sweet Devil/Angel AU) (USUK) (One-shot)

(Must read "The Unfortunate Events of an Insane Love" to understand. See my stories to find it!) Read on in the story and see what happens to Fred when Barbara wakes up to find her hair gone!

A detailed look on the tragedy of Fred and his lover, Barbara...

HPDM slash. If it takes memory after memory for Draco to learn that his Dark Mark doesn't make him ugly, then that's what Harry will give him. COMPLETE.

Lord Arthur Kirkland was a self-centred man. Noblemen often are. Eventually his greed and selfishness is noticed by a most powerful being. The punishment? Living eternally trapped in his prized mirrors' reflections, sad and alone. Until one day he meets a most unlikely hero. USUK/UKUS, two-shot.

HP/DM. Written for hd fan fair. Draco is in the closet but is still quite curious about the gay lifestyle. What happens when the first Muggle gay club Draco picks to attend, he runs into the last person he wished to see? Harry/Draco with other OMCs on the side. Pure fluff.

"That day warped and twisted America's goal, whether he knew it then or not. Instead of getting England to see him as an accomplished hero, he wanted to be a hero because his friends deserved happiness and love." America puts the bulletin board to good use. Words were never more effective. A loving USUK oneshot, featuring many nations—and many smiles.

It's not unusual for an angel to encounter a demon. Neither is resenting and fighting them. Eventually befriending one, though, is unheard of. Then again, Arthur and Alfred are a special case. One of them just doesn't know it. Angel!Arthur and Demon!Alfred

Jaded celebrity photographer, Arthur Kirkland, meets the one man that can change his mind about celebrities with the click of a camera shutter.

Pacific Rim crossover. "Only you would have the balls to stand up in the middle of a deadly-serious meeting about the fate of the world and suggest building giant robots to combat the problem!" In the earliest days of the Kaiju War, nations are the only ones capable of handling the single-pilot Jaeger system without it killing them. USUK/Franada/GerIta

USUK. "What is a nation without humanity?" "I don't know," England said flatly. "Spades. Supremacy. Sickness ...The thing that ate him." Cardverse without Cardverse: in which the suits are weapons rather than kingdoms.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

Sequel to '1912'. USUK. Arthur extends a diplomatic invitation to Alfred travel to Britain on the RMS Lusitania during WWI; but Alfred, still haunted by the sinking of the Titanic, has qualms about the ship, the warzone she'll be passing through and Arthur's motives. Is it really safer than 1912 when Imperial Germany has sworn to sink all shipping suspected of carrying weapons?

HPDM slash. Harry's new upstairs neighbour is such a noisy wanker...literally. And somehow, Harry can't help but join in. One-shot. Mature content.

Arthur wants to have a professional photo shoot of him and his beloved cat, Crumpet. He's nervous as hell about being ridiculed for it, but luckily his stunning photographer turns out to be just as much of a dorky cat lover as he is.

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...a Hetalia/Breakfast Club fusion.

This is a collection of Pottertalia fics that I'll be writing here and there as inspiration takes me. The first fic is for Sweethearts Week, but there will be more in the future that I will add to this. I ship them in all houses, and as professors or as students, so you've been warned! I'll always put their positions/background at the top. (Rated M for some smut)

Captain Arthur Kirkland wishes only to reach the New World and to see his America again. But a strange man appears through the use of magic who not only causes Arthur's typical life to change, but to change his view of the future in the process. UKUSUK

They were normal, carefree, and unassuming. It was their disguise. Hacker!Alfred x Thief!Arthur; Criminal AU; UKUS

Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano

Request from kink meme filled. Victoria-era BDSM, but all consensual. Spanking, crossdressing, cropping, figging. Enjoy.

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

A 3-part story to lead up to Valentine's Day. Alfred and Arthur solve their dilemma the best possible way when they have to share 3 chocolate hearts from a sample box. Warnings: PWP YAOI, inappropriate use of chocolate (food play) and established USUK relationship. Final part up: Milk Chocolate - Love Me. USUK pairing in this part :) Reviews and feedback much appreciated! COMPLETE!

Alfred wasn't ready. You can't really prepare yourself to fall in love at first sight like that.

All Arthur Kirkland wanted to do was get through high school with straight A's. All Alfred F. Jones wanted to do was teach a normal history class. But we all things never turn out like they should. Student!Arthur x teacher! Alfred. Rated T for language.

Cardverse AU. Eventual UKUSUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.

Arthur has never been late to work, but the one day that he is, of course he gets trapped in an elevator with someone he doesn't know. USUK

Arthur was a Devil, a Demon. He liked wreaking havoc on the world. So why was he falling in love? Was that even possible? And why did he like it so much? Bittersweet SweetDevil!AU USUK

Alfred has been working on the spaceship Britannia for a long time, but he's lonely. When a mysterious stranger named Arthur appears on board, Alfred thinks he might finally be able to make a friend. USUK sci-fi AU, oneshot. Written for the USUK Anthology on Livejournal.

Arthur was never going to fly standby ever again. Sure, it was convenient that his brother was a pilot and could get him tickets a fourth of the price of a regular ticket, but that didn't do him any bloody good when he spent six hours at the airport because he couldn't get on a flight. Oh well, at least he could admire that cute American while he waited... USUK

Arthur Kirkland is in London to defend his title as Olympic diving champion. He's appalled at the debauchery going on around him in the Olympic Village, but decides to just ignore it; he knows his goal, and he will not lose sight of it. No matter how much that stupid, sexy Alfred F. Jones tries to distract him!

America never thought that waking up next to England for the first time would be quite so nerve-wracking. USUKUS

Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.

Arthur Kirkland, the United Kingdom's finest archer, hoped to take home a medal from the 2012 London Olympics. He never expected he would take home a boyfriend as well. USUK. Olympics AU. Mutual one-sided fluff with a happy ending.

It had been exactly 63 years, 57 days, 13 hours, 27 minutes, and 38 seconds since Alfred and Arthur had begun dating.

When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.

Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU

Francis forced Arthur to go to a ball hosted by an aristocrat, only for Arthur to find that he stands out like a sore thumb. He attracts the attention of that aristocrat and they start dancing. The clock strikes 12 and Arthur is forced to leave. Little did he know that the aristocrat is dead set on finding him again. USUK, based on Cinderella. One-shot

It's time for the annual Eurovision Song Contest, and at America's house, a party is starting as our favourite European nations get up to their usual antics, and maybe even find love in the course of the song contest.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Alfred Jones, CIA. Arthur Kirkland, MI6. Two high-level agents who know about each other only what can be said over the phone - but even secure lines can be compromised. They've been working together for years when something goes horribly wrong.

What happens when Dumbledore decides to transfer all of the Hogwarts students to a muggle boarding school in America? 8th Year AU. CURRENTLY ON HOLD AND UNDER MAJOR RECONSTRUCTION. I REPEAT, ON HOLD. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT A POTENTIALLY PERPETUAL CLIFFHANGER.

Detective Arthur Kirkland knew that there were many different types of criminals out there. A seemingly unsolvable case brings him closer to the truth than he would have ever liked to believe. USUK; AU

It's an argument as old as time itself: Zombies or Unicorns? America and England disagree over which is better, which leads to an utterly stupid argument, a sex ban, and UST of the highest degree. Which frustrated country will break first? USUK two-shot

In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS

When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.

Cardverse!AU - Arthur Kirkland, the much admired and perpetually bored heir to the Spades family name, expects many things of such frivolous parties and dances. Alfred Jones isn't one of them. Oneshot. USUK. Yaoi.

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?

Captain Arthur Kirkland thought he saw it all on the sea, that is, until he met a certain bumbling merman. The life of a pirate has never been quite so challenging... Rated T mainly for language.

Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.

Late Hetaween 2011 fic. As the party ends its peak, a certain superhero thinks that it's about time that he and his sidekick get a little one-on-one. USUK in that order. RP with Tenkuno.

America decides to stay with England for a few days for the upcoming meetting in London. But an unexpected accident occurs in the basement. America may find out more about England and England's past. Character and nation names used.

After losing his and England's annual Halloween scaring contest yet again, America wants to get back at the Brit. Stumbling upon a song online, a frankly disturbing plan enters his mind. America then executes it... UKUS oneshot with lemony deliciousness!

Circa 1940: Still-neutral Alfred shows up in war-torn London, and in the live today, die tomorrow atmosphere of the Blitz, Arthur can't see the harm in taking what he wants. UKUS. Yaoi.

He stares at his babysitter, the neighbour boy who charmed his demon brother before their parents died years ago and helps Arthur keep track of him while he's at work or school or both, and wonders if this is what his life has come to. Kink meme de-anon.

Arthur feels young when Alfred is near. Written for friend online.

It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.

When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.

England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.

In which Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe discover Harry/Draco fan fiction, Tom becomes obsessed, and Dan frets over the utter bizarreness of his life. Tom/Dan RPS. Harry/Draco implied.

Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

Arthur and Alfred are riding the subway back home when Arthur gets a sudden "urge." Human/Gakuen AU. UKUS smut.

Greece/America one-shots. Started with a request on the kinkmeme, so de-anoning now. Fluff, philosophy, and culture all comes together here.

England just wants to wish America a happy Valentine's Day. Why won't he answer the phone?

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat

Gakuen AU; In which Arthur is forced to spend a day inside with his annoying roommate, Alfred because of an unexpected snowstorm. -full summary inside!

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!

It's WWII and the boys have to share a tent. Uh-oh.

In which America hosts a Halloween party and England is late. "Yeah, right, I wasn't scared, England. I was just startled and then the punch spilled and I slipped, okay?"

When Alfred invites Arthur to go horse-back riding, he doesn't think much of it. But while Arthur shows up in proper riding attire, Alfred is dressed like a cowboy - and even has the audacity to call Arthur's outfit ridiculous! USxUK Oneshot.

"Sorry, Mr. Kirkland, I was too busy drooling over your sexy accent to pay any attention to what you were actually saying." Physics teacher Alfred Jones enjoys dropping in on English professor Arthur Kirkland, provided he adheres to Arthur's condition that he pay attention... Yeah, right!

England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.

America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!

World War Two was a long four years. This is their story. Well, I just wanna see the light!

UK/US, serious NSFW. While cleaning his attic, Alfred pulls out an old redcoat uniform. Arthur approves. Enthusiastically.

For years Valentine's Day has been a nightmare for England, who has in the most roundabout way possible tried to show America how much he cares. A heart shaped box of chocolates might just put an end to that. UKxUS, M for very saucy content.

An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?

There were many rooms that were off limits to America in England's house, one being filled with portraits and photos. While England is out, America decides to sneak into the room. What does he find? And how does England react? US/UK in the end

Dr. Kirkland, after a long string of events, finds himself shuttled into the dusty old town of Sandy Flats, adjusting to the hilarious characters, dark villains, and charming heroes of a classic but eccentric Western town. USUK. Yaoi.

An America/England fic. That afternoon, America rectified his thought on tea. Tea, he decided, could be awesome if it came with... several things.

France gets his own sex advice column in the newspaper! ...uh-oh. Pairs: Prussia/Austria, Russia/Lithuania, US/UK, China/Korea, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, Sweden/Finland, France/Canada, onesided Belarus/Russia, and Turkey/Japan with an unknowing Greece.

You couldn’t describe Arthur Kirkland with just one word, mainly because there were just too many things that he was. A drabble fic about all of Arthur's different personalities in Alfred's POV Ch. 13 Sick England

America's birthday is coming up, and he needs to ask England an important question, but he can't find England anywhere in London. He ends up on Tower Bridge . . . .

During the war years, America uses his spare time to introduce England to a new style of dancing.

The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.