Just In Case You Wanted To Know, But You Didn't Anyway:

Name: Monsieur Mystère - I'm not telling!
Age: After another count, I'm 19 and scarily approaching 20...
Mental Age: 2-7, something like that
Gender: Male
Location: St Andrews (Scotland for the 99.999 of the world that doesn't know), studying the wonderful world of Astrophysics.
Nationality: Err... Half English, half Irish, and some Scottish somewhere...

Yes, I've finally got around to editing my (it has to be said) terrible profile. It was terrible, you know.

But I have a reason to write once more, for the decision came upon me one terrible day to add to NaruHina goodness. The thought entered my mind, and my face was set in a frightul glare, burning down trees as I passed, returning home with fearsome determination. And so I wrote. I'm far from the best writer ever, but I can still try, right? Ha ha ha.

But yes, the best anime ever is Naruto, with no contest whatsoever. What great stuff it is! Other ones I like are, in no real order, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Panic, Rurouni Kenshin, Bleach, Wolf's Rain and .hack//SIGN. But still, Naruto's the best. And the best pairing ever? NARUHINA! Insult my stories, I don't care. Flame them if you like (this often provides much humour and mirth, yippee). BUT, insult NaruHina and the Armageddon will be visited upon thee by means of Kyuubi being dispatched to mark thine home as being a part unto its territory. Such a fate would be best not wreaked upon mortals, but yea, those who badmouth the greatest pairing ever will suffer it.

And Episode 151! (I think?) How truly excellent! Or some other word like that. NaruHina all the way! Woohoo, I'm just a sucker for it. These fillers may not be canon canon, as in manga canon, but the basic ideas behind them have to fit into the manga haven't they? For example: Guy From Studio Pierrot shows up and says to Kishimoto, "We're thinking of having this particular filler arc which places heavy emphasis on a Naruto/Hinata relationship. Would this fit in with what's going to happen in the manga?" And then Kishimoto would say "Hmm, yes, yes, this is perfect! You see, in part two Naruto will..." He goes into this long lecture on what's going to to happen, Guy From Studio Pierrot listening raptly with stars in his eyes, before Kishimoto finishes with "... and so then that happens, except of course that'll be in my all-new adult manga,'Naruto X: The ANBU Years'!" At least, something like that'll happen... I hope.

The worst pairings in Naruto, in my opinion,are of two strains. The first is yaoi. Well, the majority of yaoi - I have nothing against it in general. But the vast majority of pairings seem to require making the characters OOC to such extremes that all they share with the original character is a name. Just seems a bit unnecessary. Then, there are the Hina/AnyoneExceptNaruto pairings. KibaHina makes me grumpy, though I still think Kiba's a great dude, while reading the words 'SasuHina' actually makes me feel physically sick. Why stick the nicest person in the whole series with a complete toilet spray? Sasuke is a total @£$3 - Hinata deserves someone much better than him (guess who). He'd kill her if he thought it'd make him stronger. Is that the kind of guy you want her stuck with? If I were in Hiashi's place and I found out that Sasuke'd been wooing her, I'd set out to make him disappear in mysterious circumstances. Actually, I'd do it anyway just to make sure that he couldn't, even if he wanted to. The best thing to happen would be for Hinata to be ANBU or a Special Jounin or something like that, and she either kills Sasuke by herself or she and Naruto kill him together. Top-notch stuff, that. And as for Naru/AnyoneExceptHinata... Hmm, well NaruHina outclasses all of these. I can take NaruSaku, but don't particularly go in for it. I quite like a couple of NaruIno stories, but it's still not the best. Of course, this is in its entirety my own opinion and as such probably best disregarded.

But this is stupid, so I'm just going to say that my new profile is just as bad as the old one... sigh...

BY THE WAY: S.P.Q.T. = Senatus et Populus que Tolbius = The Senate and People of Tolbi

'Nu eow is gerymed; gað ricene to us, guman to guþe; god ana wat hwa þære wælstowe wealdan note!'

Now that's funky, you gotta admit.