Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

A young man from Earth is mysteriously transported to Remnant, where he meets some very familiar faces. But when he is drawn into a planet-wide conspiracy, the lines between truth and lies, fact and fiction, are beginning to blur. And he may be the only one who can stop it. A self insertion fiction of RWBY, of which I do not own.

A comprehensive guide by Dr Jaune "Accidental pimp" Arc, PHD/ Summary: When Blake left, Ilia was devastated, but not long after, sadness turned to anger and indignation. So, what would happen if, in her overly emotional state, she had a human treat her in a way that none ever had before? What kind of effect would it have on her mind and, most importantly, her heart?

The Tenno was not inside the transference pod on the Moon. Instead, they awaken lightyears away on an unknown world. Stripped of their weapons and Warframes, wearing nothing but a jumpsuit and suffering from acute muscle atrophy, a wayward Tenno must now survive on Remnant and make peace with the native sentient life. *Contains Spoilers for The Second Dream* Dedicated to Monty Oum.

In an attempt to raise Jaune's low self-esteem, Pyrrha and Ruby employ an unorthodox method: hypnotism. Shockingly, the hypnosis works, and Jaune is now the very picture of confidence. Although, he is acting a little stranger than usual, but it shouldn't be anything too serious, right?

In the grimdark future of the 41st millennium, there is only war. Yet when a strange warp anomaly rips some of the deadliest warriors of this war-torn future into the current day, they are somewhat smaller. Heresy, Humor and Highly volatile weaponry ensue as they attempt to adapt to the 21st century, much to Kate and David's dismay.

A more realistic story of a whovian getting stuck in the "Doctor Who" universe. This isn't the typical "Yay, I met the Doctor" story. If you suddenly found out the Doctor was real, wouldn't you be a little scared? That would mean all the monsters were real too! WARNING: Trying the first quick chapter, may result in who-fic addiction. (Not responsible for binge reading) :)

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake

"Never touch what is mine..." Yandere!Neo one-shot/drabble collection. Rated M for gore, language, and POSSIBLE sexual situations. This is a collab between a bunch of writers here on FF, author is listed at the end of each chapter, and chapters will therefore have different themes, settings, pairings, and so forth. Enjoy this f*cked up amalgamation of our collective insanity!

In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.

July 23, 2016. My last day on Earth. One day I'm wondering what to do with my life, the next I'm fighting monsters and world-ending schemes. Remnant definitely looked a lot better on paper. SI/OC. Mostly following canon with some potentially massive twists.

Sometimes everyone hears a little voice in their head—a conscience, a guide, always there to give subtle advice but never to converse. But when an accident occurs in Headquarters, the "little voice" suddenly becomes five for Riley. Five that she can directly communicate with. And such encounters with the world inside her head can cause Riley's life to change, both inside and out.

Short bits of randomness from Coeur Al'Aran's story "Professor Arc," which has Jaune as a professor of Beacon Academy. Non-canon to that story, of course, but on the plus side, this story is recommended by four out of five doctors as a good source of your daily intake of craziness.

It should have been impossible- they weren't real- but it's happened. They're here on Earth, and more are coming. Nobody knows for sure what will happen, but one thing is certain: the world will never be the same. The long-awaited sequel to Emergence, although it can stand on its own.

Ruby Rose: Leader. Weiss Schnee: Heiress. Blake Belladonna: Faunus. Yang Xiao Long: Brawler. Scott Dunn: Spartan. Four girls strive to become Huntresses as one man from beyond the stars tries to find a way back home. When these five meet at Beacon Academy, the events that follow will impact their lives in a way they could never imagine. White Rose and Bumblebee. RIP Freedom Guard.

"But your elf kissing days are over." "I see." "It's not a challenge, Artemis. Over is over." "I know." Can Artemis and his friends conquer Artemis's memory loss after TLG? Will Holly ever face her fears and tell him how she feels? And more importantly, will he ever be able to feel the same as he did before TLG? Contains spoilers for the last 3 books. A/H :)

inspired by a DA artwork done by Exvnir, and a few of his comment's conversations. Roman attacks a street vendor who sells a special variety of dust, the only problem aside from the robbery? the special dust is spilled directly on Jaune as he fends off Roman's attack. Little did jaune know how much of problem this would be. AU from "Jaune Arc's Pain", hilarity and shenanigans.

Her whole life, she has made so much questionable decisions. Who know that her redemption would come in the form of the most incompetent person in Beacon?

Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.

Based on "Professor Arc," by Coeur Al'Aran. "Never leave the one who understands you more than anyone else. Someone who you can talk to about everything and will still stand next to you even with your unwanted attitudes. Treasure the one that accepts and loves every bit of you..."

When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody

Ever wonder what the fall of Beacon's favorite fraudulent student-teacher would look like? Professor Jaune Arc knew it would be Yang's fault somehow... though he'd forget why soon enough. A gift-fic to Coeur Al'Alran and his story 'Professor Arc.'

Roman doesn't do Christmas. It's just a scam to make corporations money, but if they were making profits, he wanted in. And if a grotto was going to have his name on it, it was going to be the best damn one in the entire city.

'Twas the night before Christmas and something went a little... wrong at Beacon. Now it's up to Professor Jaune Arc and the other staff to save Christmas, how could it ever go wrong? A festive Professor Arc one-shot for everyone.

The strange eons have come, and death lays dead on the road. Those who cannot move on find themselves living their lives again and again. As Artemis and Holly struggle to survive in these strange repeats of time, it becomes clear how much they need not only their wits, but also each other. Groundhog Time Travel, eventual A/H.

The Solar Rails lead to new, unknown worlds, with new, unknown fates... Humanity has entered the Mass Effect universe in a completely different way Warframe/Mass Effect Crossover

Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)

August 3, 2015, 10:24 AM. United Airlines Flight 178 takes off from Los Angeles International Airport with 256 people on board. It never reaches its destination, instead ending its journey a world away. For some of the passengers, it's a dream come true. For most of them, it's an nightmare they can't wake up from. A semi-experimental unconventional OC fic.

After a costly raid on a IMC facility, the Militia's flagship makes a hasty escape that sends them to a past and twisted Earth, where giants reign and humans are little more than cattle. As the Colossal Titan makes its return after five years and the Battle of Trost begins, a team of two Pilots descend, little knowing of the horrors that await them, both in and outside the Walls.

It always seemed really suspicious to me how easily Team RWBY and Team JNPR managed to get paired up with extremely compatible partners despite how random the team selections actually were. This is my short theory to how the teams were actually created.

TLG SPOILERS There was no hiding the regret. It kept her awake at night, and haunted her dreams. If she could have one last chance to speak to him, she would tell them those words. And those would be the only words she would say, because nothing else mattered. All that mattered was that she loved him, forever and always.

Artemis and Holly get trapped in an elevator, which is just what they need to get to talking... Hartemis one-shot, fluff, no lemons, just cuteness

A lone Tenno is sent to a world of war and strife, filled with hope, rage, and hate. First Warframe/SNK crossover! Rated M for gore etc. (It's SNK and Warframe, what did you expect, rainbows?)

Naruko Uzumaki is a young girl living in Konoha, where the civilian populace is less than kind to her. One night, after her birthday, after she's beaten she is witness to a shower of falling stars and desperately wishes upon them. She does not know that these stars bear warriors of immense skill and prowess... will her wish be granted by them? how will they change history?

Feeling guilty for all the lies, trusting that he's earned his place, Jaune resolves to tell his friends the truth. No matter how emasculating it is. That's kind of the point, though, and the crew will never look at the boy the same way again because, well-

Everyone has problems. Jaune's problem is that he's stubborn. And dense. Like really stubborn and dense. But maybe to salvage his failing love life, all he really needs is divine intervention. From a quirky little girl named Neo. Slight changes to canon to allow this scene to be possible.

I'm back! Holly goes on her first vacation in a few decades, and decides to spend a little time topside. Any and all criticisms are welcome, so review, please. A/H, probably a bit of fluff. Updated, after like two years on hiatus, woops! Warning, this is really old and I can't be bothered to rewrite the terrible parts.

Welcome to a world of disillusion. Welcome to a world of bloody revolution. Welcome to Earth. RWBY is arriving, and now fans of the show might be the only hope of getting the team back together. If it's even possible. Act 5: The New World

::Agents of Beacon AU:: Nora Valkyrie, guardian of Lie Ren's soul, has traumatically realized that her beloved charge has no children to carry on his bloodline after his inevitable heroic death. Thank Odin that Nora is here to use her incredible powers of thinking and solve this problem just the best way she knows how. Pray for us all.

Mass Effect 2 centric story with Spartan B312 as a main character. While struggling to forgive himself and find peace, a certain Quarian may be the only one capable of showing it to him

A knight in shining armor doesn't have to be strong, or suave, or even in shining armor. He just has to be there when you need him most.

Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.

"Any minute now, he's going to ask what's wrong with me... and what am I going to be able to answer him?" While Artemis is treated at the J. Argon Clinic, he and Holly become closer than ever. Not that the People are too happy about it. :COMPLETE!:

You'd think Artemis and Opal were worlds apart. An exploration of the psyche and childhood of the criminal, megalomaniac genius. Takes place after the end of The Time Paradox. Now Massively Overhauled! This is THE definitive A/O fic! Well, it's alright :P