![]() Author has written 15 stories for Fairy Tail, Sherlock, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Naruto, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Harry Potter, Lucifer, Transformers/Beast Wars, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, and Phineas and Ferb. Hello. I'm just gonna skip all the formal crap, you know my name, blah, blah, blah... The worst enemy isn't one you don't see, it's the one you don't look for. The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. Love your enemies! It really gets them angry!! Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy also running from the bear. I did what they said and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I? Don’t knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out how the hell you did it. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with. WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me? It's always in the last place you look... of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it? Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country. The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us. The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I am a Christian, but if you check my profile, you'll see (and it's very obvious) that I honestly don't care whether love is LGBT. I ship several LGBTQIANP and poly ships that aren't necessarily canon (including but not limited to Klance (Voltron), Shiro X Adam (LET THEM HAVE A HAPPY ENDING!) (Voltron), Sasunaru (Naruto), Obikaka (Naruto), Gratsu (Fairy Tail), Eve X Maze/Mazikeen (Lucifer), Marinette/Ladybug X Adrien/Chat Noir X Nino/Carapace X Alya/Rena Rouge X Chloe/Queen Bee (Miraculous Ladybug), Lucifer X Chloe X Dan (Lucifer)), and the list will probably grow. My older brother is actually my trans sister (as in, becoming male), so it would be a huge problem if I wasn't accepting of the LGBTQ community. Fuck all that shit. I am sick and fucking tired of people co-opting a religion to be homophobic when the wrong translation was issued as 'man shall not lie with other man' when it should have been 'child rapists will burn in hell' (seriously, how could people have misinterpreted 'Suffer the little children, come onto me' so fucking badly?), so I've made a serious decision: Church Is Out. I still believe in God, but going to Church? No. Absolutely not. I don't have enough faith in Christians anymore. Fuck the people who mistranslated those parts of the bible, fuck whoever greenlighted that shit, and if you try to defend this garbage, then FUCK YOU TOO! Girls Don't Realize These Things
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