This Is Sarcasm here, and welcome to my profile! Profile image not done by me.

Gender: Girl

Favorite Music: Dubchestral and anything that comes from Guardians of the Galaxy

Favorite Genre: Sci-fi and fantasy

Favorite Games: Destiny, Mass Effect, Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, Final Fantasy

Favorite Books: Warriors, Wings of Fire, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Watership Down, Wolves of the Beyond, Harry Potter, Secret of Nihm, and Where the Red Fern Grows

Favorite Movies: Edge of Tomorrow, most of the MCU, LotR, The Hobbit, The Neverending Story, G-Force, Psych: The Movie, Psych: The Musical, Jurassic World

Favorite Food: HOT DOGS 4 LIIIIFE!

Exceptionally Exceptional Things About Me: I need glasses, have Autism, and ADHD. I'm also a Catholic(half the visitors to my profile run away screaming like they're on fire). Plus, I like fanfiction... a little too much.

Preferred Load Out(Destiny 1):

Primary: Ace of Spades(no laughing; I bet the 20 people I killed in Iron Banner laughed, too), Nirwen's Mercy, Hawkmoon, or Lingering Song

Secondary: Stillpiercer, Ironwreath-D, or Binding Blaze

Heavy: any sword or Gjallahorn

I solo-ed the Nightfall with a Stillpiercer, Nirwen's, and Gjallarhorn loadout.

Preferred Load Out(Destiny 2):

Kinetic: Sturm, Time-Worn Spire, or Nightshade

Energy: Drang, Nergal Pr4 or Graviton Lance

Power: Blueshift or Show of Force(I put a shader on it to look like the Stillpiercer)

Finally got a clan! LetsThrowPineapplesAtThem is a clan for the nerdy, the brave, and the lonely! All fanfiction authors welcome(Unless you curse a LOT, we can't really have someone like that on chat).

Projects

Currently Working On:

Losing Time, Taking My Own Way Down(Destiny 2): Asher Mir: genius, ex-Warlock, failure to his fireteam, and ticking timebomb waiting to go off. Allison Rose: Iron Lord, legend lost, the first Nightstalker, grieving all that she knew, and possibly the exact hero humanity needs. Two very separate stories converging on one collective tragedy, intertwining with the powers of the vex and the Darkness itself. And it's only just beginning...

Out of Tricks(Mass Effect Trilogy, Post-War): When Garrus and Tali find what seems to be the perfect kid, Thracius suddenly finds himself the adopted son of two galactic heroes, cousin to 15 young krogan(and climbing), and witness to rising war with the Terminus systems that might just tear the galaxy apart. Oh, yeah, and the 'hero complex' runs in the family, just like the 'cranky sidekick' and 'stupid ideas' things do. Oh, boy...

Challenge Accepted(Mass Effect AU): The Javik and Garrus buddycop fic that nobody asked for. Written on a dare, subject to discontinuation if I get too bored with it.

A Crew and Their Fluff(Mass Effect Trilogy): Drabble dump for Normandy Crew fluff bits.

Creature Comforts(Mass Effect Trilogy): The crew all have those little things that make each day easier. Here they all are.

Finished

Necessary Evils(Mass Effect Trilogy): One-shot. And alliance with the Leviathans has been secured, and Javik is none too happy about it.

What Will You Do After?(Mass Effect Trilogy): One-shot. Kasumi asks a simple question; "What will you do when the war is over?"

Two Guys and a Vaporizer Gun(Mass Effect Trilogy): Wounded and bored, Garrus draws up plans for a hand-held Thanix... which goes as well as one might expect, when he drags Javik into the plan as well.

The More Things Change(Star Trek: Deep Space Nine): Garak returns to the station to get his stuff, and finds his friend up to his neck in the usual shenanigans.

A Pinch Of Sugar(Destiny 2): Fluffy one-shot involving Asher Mir and a disagreeable Sugar Glider.

The Chance was Gone(Destiny 2): Feltroc lost more than her life working for Calus...

The Devil Grinned(Destiny 2): Rull's greatest defeat was not on the cabal homeworld, but on the Leviathan...

The Stars Wept(Destiny 2): Jarus lost it all, including his mind...

Planned/In-Progress

The Parting Shot(Mass Effect Trilogy): Involving how Garrus lost his leg, why Javik isn't dead, and how the Terminus War really started in Out of Tricks.

Message(original novel): Inspired by the half-asleep question; "What if Mass Effect and Lord of the Rings had a baby?"

The Sun Set(Destiny 2/ Mass Effect Trilogy): Involving Javik, the Last.

Shatter and Reconstruct(Destiny 2/ Mass Effect Trilogy): AU, in which Garrus and Javik wound up Shadows, Rull is alive, and the failed mission to assassinate Ghaul goes a little differently...(subject to cancellation, or possibly to be put up for adoption if I find I don't have the time for it)

The Blood Shone Down and Marked Him(Destiny 2): Involving how Valus Nohr lost her arm to a certain Gun of Kaga-Clipse.

Before You Go(Destiny): Involving some pre-flight checks Asher bugged Eris about the day she set off for Crota.

Funny stuff for the sake of it:

I believe in a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

"I don't know what a chicken is... but I've heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it."

Free punches in the faaace!

EAT YOU DUMPSHACK!

Dislexics are teople, poo!

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

"If nothing's faster than light, how did the dark get there first?"

I've got a perfect body, but it's in the trunk and beginning to smell.

Stupidity isn't a 'handicap'. Park somewhere else.

If history repeats itself... I'm SO getting a dinosaur!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix; don't drink and derive!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

If you have noticed this notice, then you have noticed this notice is not worth noticing.

My teacher asked me to name something I've never failed in. I answered "Sarcastic Prose".

I was not eating Milky Ways at one in the morning! It was american cheese! It was definitly American cheese.

Just because you put syrup on something, doesn't make it pancakes.

The spirits tell me your little pants are on fire.

THE REVOLUTION IS NOW!

Well, EXUUUUSE me, princess!

MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES!

You; off my planet!

WOULD YOU PLEASE RETURN MY LEG IN ONE PIECE!? It was made for walking, not beating on plasteel for an hour!

Some people were dropped as a baby. You were clearly thrown at a wall,slipped on the stairs, bounced upon the ceiling, and flew out a window.

If you put the hammer on an elevator, the elevator will still go up. The elevator isn't worthy.

One does not simply walk into Mordor... they frolic in with anti-tank weaponry.

What ever happened to "Kill them back"?

I've seen you dance; no comment.

Two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. Still not sure about the universe...

You're taking my name off the lease and this door, and these frisbees.

Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine.

Gus, don't be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it.

Gus, don't be exactly half of an 11 pound black forest ham.

Gus, don't be an inncorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.

Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua.

Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle.

Gus, don't be a melted chocolate chip cookie.

Don't be the American version of British TV Gus.

You... you want me to come to awkward class with you?

Shawn, don't you DARE learn a wrong lesson while I'm trying to teach you a right lesson!

Sixty miles!? And you didn't get me a donut!?

Damn your lettuce!

Look at me, I'm a target!

Well, I don't mean to toot my own horn here, but I doubt he could cut one better than mine.

STOP. PARADING. ON. MY. RAIN!

I don't CARE if you like Snickers or Kit Kats better; just hand me your stupid rocket launcher!

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

You have EXCELLENT eye posture!

Leave me alone, you dunce! I'm trying to research gorillas and... second thought, stay right here."

FLAMING WOMBATS ARE ATTACKING! FLAMING WOMBATS ARE ATTACKING!

Sarcasm; the body's natural defense against stupid.

Attempting to care... attempting to care... 404 error, file not found.

Teacher asked for a short piece of us talking about ourselves. I proceeded to write a three-paragraph essay on why I hate talking about myself.

No, but there was this scary bit with the mother of all Thresher Maws.

We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told!

Your nose looks like someone slammed a door in your face. Then hit it with a brick. Then ran it over with a steam roller...

What a lovely vase! May I smash it on your head?

Warning signs are elegant displays of human stupidity.

Zombies only eat brains; most of you have nothing to worry about.

If you can't beat them, blow up the planet.

Common sense is like deoderant; people who NEED it the MOST don't USE IT!

If what doesn't kill you makes you stronger I should be able to bench press a semi-truck by now.

Favorite Characters:

Whiteout(Wings of Fire): She's a precious, sweet summer child who deserves hugs.

Moth Flight(Warriors): Anyone with ADHD will relate to this character, and her book hit me on a deeper level than any other in the series.

Merry and Pippin(Lord of the Rings): They're kind of one person, aren't they?

Garrus(Mass Effect Trilogy): Scarface for life.

Jaal(Mass Effect: Andromeda): You can't HATE this guy; he's just too sweet for his own good. And he sews(snickers).

Kili(The Hobbit): Archer dwarf is frabjous.

Cayde-6(Destiny): HIS NAME IS GARY! This guy is beloved by all.

Bluebell(Watership Down): I will never understand why they took him out of the movie. He was GREAT! Like... Garrus in rabbit form or something.

Whistler(Wolves of the Beyond): Who DOESN'T love Whistler? Best malchad ever!

Ivypool(Warriors): Her character was great, and I've always loved spys!

Reepicheep(Narnia): Yes, he's a mouse.

Likes

soda

cheesepuffs

Catholics

Doctor Who(but only ten and eleven*cries*)

donuts

Destiny

Mayhem Clash Iron Banner*kitten face*

J.R.R. Tolkien

C.S. Lewis

Erin Hunter

Tui T. Sutherland

reading fanfiction

reading in general

using the library as my hang space

eating stuff

Mass Effect

Final Fantasy

people whoa re as crazy as I am

Harry Potter

Dislikes

politics

overbearing feminists

homosexuals that think they're ritous... while they talk S* about me. To my face. For doing nothing except wear a crucifix around my neck.

liberals who do the same.

people who use the words 'and also' excessivly(MAKE IT STOP!)

the fact that Grammarly tells me half the words on here are spelt incorrectly, to the point I can't actually find and edit the ones that ARE spelt incorrectly. Lok it mee, Grammmarlyyy, I'n spelzing tings wong!

Cromebooks

people who text talk in the real word.

dank memes(because people won't shut up about them)

men with a lack of courtasy

people who don't pick up after their dogs

writers who blow up when you try to give helpful advice or point out a typo or bad grammar

people who say fanfiction writers are dumb

people who send you agrivated PMs because they don't like what your profile says(actually happened to a friend once; some liberal started spamming him because he was 'a homophobe' because his profile said he was Catholic)

uneven numbers

unintelligabel nonsense

the fact I can't find any modest clothing anymore; people assume all women want to dress trashy

racists

anyone who dares to dis The Legend of Zelda series

Siri(for obvious reasons. I ask for directions to the nearest donut shop, and I get explicit images instead(A.K.A., the most scarring moment of my life)

Currently reading: Fanfiction... lots of of it. An unhealthy amount, actually, while I wait for the next big book to come out.

Currently watching: Stranger Things, for the upteenth time.

Currently drinking: Black iced tea, extra sweet with a bit of pure vanilla in it.

Currently listening to: "Stand by Me", by Flourence and the Machine. I'm also crying while I listen to it, because I finished FF15.

Currently eating: Cup of noodles, because it's "Stand By Me", and I'm the complete opposite of Ignis(can't cook to save my life).

After a long time spent reading stuff on this site, I finally plucked up the courage to get a profile. I might write stuff occasionally, but mostly I'm just doing this so I can keep better track of the fics and authors I like.