Story idea inspired by Ramendobe of tumblr. Metro City is overrun by zombies, quarantined, and abandoned by the authorities. Roxanne brings a group of survivors to Megamind's Evil Lair, the only safe place left. To get them in, she's willing to bargain. What she discovers will change her perception forever. Some chapters may be rated M, for disturbing imagery.

Minion encourages Megamind to give their damsel in distress an unusual present for her birthday. Don't copy to another site.

Goblin King Megamind is running out of time–he must take a consort. He declares he will have Roxanne Ritchi—and so Roxanne finds herself whirled away from her unfulfilling, ordinary life...to the Labyrinth, at the center of which is a secret, the King promises, if she can find it. A secret with the power to save a world, or to condemn it to Nothingness. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne is a small town librarian who dreams of being a reporter. When she comes into the possession of something that appears to be directions to the hidden treasure of Great Lakes pirate Dan Seavey, she entertains wild hopes of finding enough money to fund her own newspaper. What she actually finds is a blue merperson. And trouble. A lot of trouble. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne slips away from the mayor's birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city's supervillain wants the same thing as the city's nosiest reporter... Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne desperately needs a date to her step-sister's wedding. Since her fake boyfriend has decided to ditch her, she ends up seeking Megamind's help. (pre-movie, megarox fake dating AU) Don't copy to another site.

Coming home is a gradual thing. Don't copy to another site.

Megamind makes Roxanne miss her appointment to get her hair trimmed; it's his fault that her hair keeps falling in her face. And since her hands are tied, she can't pin her hair back herself. So it's Megamind's responsibility to do it for her...which would be a dream come true, if he could just. figure out. how to work a bobby pin... Don't copy to another site.

Minion learns to ice skate. (sequel to Kiss Me, Please but can be read as a stand-alone). Don't copy to another site.

He'd never expected to get a happily ever after, that's not how the bad guy's story ends. (Companion fic to All That Glitters; slightly angsty and slightly fluffy with a happy ending). Don't copy to another site.

Megamind has gone missing! Nobody's seen him for weeks and Minion isn't the only one starting to worry about ghosts from their past! This is turning out SO much darker than I expected it to be! Rated T for later chapters and some will surely be M and I sort of want to add 'horror' too, but the system won't let me...

The Metro City Wolverines are the worst team in the MLB. Megamind using the disguise watch to manage the stadium's illegal betting pool, is shocked when Roxanne wants to place a bet that the Wolverines can win against the best ranked team in the league. But then, maybe the luck is turning for all of Metro City's underdogs. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne gets fanmail, sometimes. (established relationship, romantic fluff) Don't copy to another site.

Megamind invents an Improbability Drive. The results are...unexpected. Luckily, Roxanne knows how to roll with the weirdness. Don't copy to another site.

Things go wrong and as usual, Roxanne is there to pick up the pieces. Thank God for love. And body paint. Post-movie romantic smut. Don't copy to another site.

Little Roxanne wants a nice bedtime story.

The most romantic story in the mythology of the blue people who call themselves the M'ega is the tale of the courtship of Alte-re, the Queen of the Stars, and Ivri-roh, the deity of the sea. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne is disconcerted when she receives a mysterious gift on Valentine's Day. Don't copy to another site.

A Universe where Megamind is not only human, but a part of society (sort-of). The Channel 8 news team decide to spend a holiday night doing karaoke, but Roxanne would rather spend time elsewhere between her and one of her co-workers. Song-fic AU, Completed.

December is always a terrible month for Megamind. His birthday, the anniversary of the death of his planet, Christmas-but maybe...maybe this year, December can be different. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne gets roped into agreeing to publicly give a kiss to whoever donates the most money to the annual Metro City Children's Home charity drive. Don't copy to another site.

Metro Man tries to explain to Roxanne that her flirting with Megamind has more of an effect that she realizes. But Roxanne is certain that he has to be wrong. Megamind would have to care about her for her flirting to matter, wouldn't he? Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne hangs a large painting of Metro Man in her apartment, specifically to annoy Megamind. That goes according to plan. Everything else-does not go according to plan. (pre-movie AU) Don't copy to another site.

Metro Man accidentally injures Roxanne during a rescue; Megamind stops kidnapping her as a consequence. Roxanne is unwilling to accept this. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne Ritchi receives a late night visit from Metro City's local bad boy, who gives her an offer she can't - and really doesn't want to - refuse. ((MegaXRox)) .ONE-SHOT. Light Lemons. COMPLETE.

Once upon a time there was a Wicked Sorcerer. Everybody knew that he was wicked; everybody said so! He said so, himself. Besides, he looked wicked: his skin was an unnatural blue and his head was large and round and bald as the moon. Probably he had been cursed to look like that, people said, for being so wicked. (fairytale AU) Don't copy to another site.

In which Roxanne uses her Frequent Kidnapping Card to get Megamind all to herself and tell him what she really wants (him). (megarox of course)

Megamind takes his new hoverbike on a test run to kidnap Roxanne Ritchie and finds her doing something surprising, so he changes his plan. (megarox)

When you are loved, you grow wings. Don't copy to another site.

When Metroman gets caught going out with a woman who isn't Roxanne Ritchie, the scandal makes front page news. While Wayne makes a public announcement regarding his and Roxanne's nonexistent relationship, Roxanne gets kidnapped by a blue (in body and spirit) Megamind and ends up explaining things. (beginning Megamind/Roxanne)

Roxanne attempts to court Megamind in the fashion of his home planet. Don't copy to another site.

Make-A-Wish contacts Roxanne to tell her a young boy wants to meet Megamind, so she lets him know and together they make a plan. (Oneshot)

Megamind goes to great lengths to get Roxanne's attention. Don't copy to another site.

In which being telepathically bonded does not necessarily mean that there are never misunderstandings, and Roxanne and Megamind build something together. pre-movie AU, second part of Love Song for the Misfits (follows Black Hole Heart). Don't copy to another site.

Megamind has nightmares about the black hole that swallowed his world. (Roxanne has nightmares about black holes, too, and has no idea why) pre-movie AU. First part of Love Song for the Misfits series. Don't copy to another site.

pre movie AU. One of Roxanne's friends meets Megamind and decides that she'd like to date him-oh, but only if that's all right with you, Roxanne! (It is really, really not all right with Roxanne. For a variety of *completely reasonable* reasons! None of which have anything to do with her being jealous, okay?) Don't copy to another site.

A merging of two writing prompts. Megamind has been shot. Roxanne sneaks into the restricted area of the hospital to get the scoop, but discovers that even though he's supposedly receiving care, he needs her help. A one-shot.

Roxanne is harassed by a fellow reporter who doesn't seem to understand the meaning of the word 'no'. Megamind punches him. Roxanne would like Megamind to admit that this is not exactly standard supervillain behavior. Don't copy to another site.

Early for a kidnapping, Megamind wanders around Roxanne's empty apartment, sees that she has hung a candid photograph of the two of them on her wall, and throws himself into a tailspin of stress and confusion over it. (based on a tumblr prompt by ramendobe) Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne accuses Megamind of immaturity during a kidnapping. He responds by tickling her. Maturity is overrated! (based on a tumblr prompt by ramendobe) Don't copy to another site.

Megamind starts fixing things in Roxanne's apartment whenever he comes to kidnap her. This, Roxanne tells herself, is totally normal and not weird at all. Don't copy to another site.

Megamind's people had soulbonds. Humans don't. Roxanne is understandably confused when the mark appears on her wrist. (soulmate-identifying marks AU) Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne Ritchi decides to teach her frequent kidnapper the tradition of Mistletoe and discovers there's more to him than meets the eye.

Megamind and Roxanne's first born is a chip off the old block, right down to a desire to pretend to destroy Metro Mahn.

In post-war England, the Ministry of Magic is closing Azkaban Prison, and prisoners are being released to family members. What will happen to Severus Snape, who has no family? Hermione Granger has a notion of what can be done.

An SSHG Christmas story: An annoying event causes Hermione to choose to spend the Christmas break in seventh year away from her best friends, but Dumbledore feels she needs someone to watch over her. How will Hermione react to the appearance of the Potions master on her doorstep? And how will they interact when cooped up alone together for days on end?

Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.

Who changed that road sign from sixty miles per hour to six? Who else.

In which Megamind stops the fight for a very "terrible" reason... Inspired by Eleathyra's fanart (see link inside.)

It's Megamind's most evilly diabolical scheme of evil yet! And it even comes with beautiful surroundings - of evil! And evil! dining.

Megamind has everything planned to a T to make his Valentine's night out with Roxanne one she will not soon forget. But there are some things even the incredibly handsome genius can't control. Will a change of plans make him change his mind? The story of a date gone wrong... gone right. (Post-movie.)