L.K.Philipshide bio
 Basically just reading, and reading, and reading some more here. My main interest is reading M rated GTA5 and HP stuff, but I also enjoy The Walking Dead, Star Wars, Loki/Avengers, and some other random funny shits. I've written some of my own smuts, but still haven't got the courage to share them to others...too steamy and too personal. Especially because I wrote 90% of them in my mother language (so nobody is going to read them anyway). Most likely my writings would be too lemony for this app too. LoLoLoL |
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The Empress by xxladyxchessxx reviews
Kylo Ren has destroyed the supreme leader Snoke, and has now taken his place as the new Emperor and Supreme Leader. Falynn a girl who had temporarily stayed with the Resistance but has family who is loyal to the First Order has now become his Empress. Both of them torn from what they know, and what they feel must choose whether their choices lead more to the light or to the dark.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,838 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 10/20/2019 - Leia O., General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC
Meth, Death, and Destruction by InfamousSharo reviews
After ex mafia enforcer Sonia Marinelli goes into witness protection and testifies against her former boss, she's relocated to the rural desert town of Sandy Shores where she tries to start her new life...and finds herself thrown into a gory territorial war between two psychotic men.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,255 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 3/23/2015 - OC, Trevor P.
When Stars Collide by TheDarkBecomesYou reviews
When stars collide like you and I, No shadows block the sun. - Sir Elton John After a brief fire fight, General Armitage Hux and the Jedi Rey are stranded on a deserted planet in wild space. They must forge an unlikely alliance or possibly die alone. And here, alone on this planet, Armitage Hux might really be the last man on earth. Cover image provided by me!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 144,875 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 9/25/2018 - Poe D., General Hux, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Captive by FanOfDeliciousFlavour reviews
After the battle of Starkiller, the Resistance base on D'Qar is attacked and many Resistance fighters are captured - including Rey. As punishment, the rebels are sentenced to a life of forced servitude to the First Order officers. What happens when Kylo Ren, determined to make Rey his, decides to take her for himself?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 98,884 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 1/28 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] Finn, General Hux - Complete
A Galaxy is Not Enough by TheDarkBecomesYou reviews
In the wake of the First Order's galactic domination and the devastation of the Resistance, the new Emperor has agreed to spare the lives of the few remaining Resistance members in exchange for the Jedi, Rey of Jakku. The Emperor has decreed that Rey is to marry his highest public official, Grand Marshal Armitage Hux, a political marriage of sorts to quell any future uprising.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,414 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 5/26/2019 - General Hux, Rey
Linger by wordsandswords reviews
This is not your average Kylo Ren story of love at first sight or an undeniable force connection between sworn cosmic enemies. Nova (no va): A star showing a sudden large increase in brightness and then slowly returning to its original state over a few months. CW: Graphic sexual situations, potential violence
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/30 - Ben Skywalker, General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC
From Nerf Herder to Technician by AjaxsPrincess reviews
Ayane grew up the daughter of two prestigious Nerf herders on Arkanis, but she wanted to branch out and do something different, so she joined the First Order. Little did she know that being a First Order technician was far from glamorous! When she's not being called in to the General's office for assaulting a Stormtrooper, she's accidentally insulting Kylo Ren of all people!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/23/2018 - General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC
The Adventure's of General Hux's Cat-Sitter by BronzeMosasaur reviews
General Hux is told he can no longet get Junior Officers to look after Millicent, so he hires a full time cat-sitter instead, needless to say, Millicent is happy to continue causing mayhem in the way only cats can. Crack Fic Rated M due to Language
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/31/2019 - Captain Phasma, General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC
Impulse: Part 2 by Seohyun-Moon reviews
Kylo Ren continues to feel the conflict between the Light and the Dark side. The Force in return, deepens and strengthens his connection with Rey, giving both of them the opportunity to meet in person instead of their dreams.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/18/2019 - Published: 3/4/2019 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey] General Hux, Supreme Leader Snoke - Complete
Kifflom by avalise reviews
"Wait, so let me get this straight—" Trevor starts, leaning back against Michael's kitchen counter, "you ran your fat ass around in the desert for five miles? FIVE fucking miles? In some ridiculous outfit, no less?"
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2019 - Michael D., Trevor P. - Complete
The House Under The Magnetic Clouds by Joeybelle reviews
There is this tiny house in a valley on a small moon covered in tall grasses and surrounded by electromagnetic clouds, where I come to unwind every time life becomes a bit too much to handle. Whenever I'm there, I don't expect company. And definitely not someone with this attitude, walking around like they own the place. I save his life from a burning escape pod, and what do I get?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2019 - [General Hux, OC] - Complete
Trevor Meets A New Woman by MAAFanfic reviews
After an average (aka insane) day for Trevor, he meets a new woman named Kimberly. This is a direct sequel to Trevor's Day On The Beach. Warning: There is nudity and gross things. Rated T.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Trevor P. - Complete
Trevor's Day On The Beach by MAAFanfic reviews
This is based off one of the character switch scenes in GTA V. Warning: There is nudity and other gross things. Rated T.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 11/7/2018 - Trevor P. - Complete
Counterfeit Balance by TheDarkBecomesYou reviews
General Armitage Hux learns the hard way that meddling with a bunch of Force users is a bad idea. . . Especially when they're in love. (A Reylo story told through the eyes of the First Order Ginger General) Disclaimer: If you have an issue with Reyux (which also happens in this story) then I suggest you move along. . .
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 5/22/2018 - General Hux, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
A Slow Cruel Descent by SenLinYu reviews
The war grinds on and Hermione Granger is captured. Unable to crack her through interrogation without risking her mind, Voldemort conceives a cruel method of breaking her that involves Draco Malfoy. “He stared at her in disgust. She looked— broken. The fire she’d still had when she was dragged in was now extinguished. Her eyes were locked on his face like she were memorizing him.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 4/4/2018 - Draco M., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Unexpected by alekunis reviews
Follow our OC Sasha, an impulsive, thrill-seeking college sophomore whose life turns upside down when she flees to San Andreas, where she meets several individuals that will change her life, and particularly one in more ways than others... Trevor Philips. Basically, a young girl runs away and ends up hitchhiking to Los Santos with Trevor Philips... What could go wrong?
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 4/13/2018 - [Trevor P., OC] Michael D., Franklin C.
Consent by longdistance reviews
He only asks that one sliver of his soul stays clean. He's not convinced he's succeeded when they return him to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 5/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Granger by pumped.up.kicks86 reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are forced into a five-year marriage bond by a Ministry combatting low birth rates in the wizarding community. Will the intrepid Draco Malfoy survive the turmoil or will he do as his new wife asks and kindly 'F*** Off'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/28/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chronos Historia by In Dreams reviews
Hermione and Draco stumble upon a mysterious portal and find themselves hurtled back through time a thousand years. Forced to team up to find a way home, they quickly realize that much of the history they believed to be fact, wasn't true after all. A founders era, time travel Dramione. Winner of Most Creative Plot in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,497 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 11/5/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Helena R., Bloody Baron - Complete
Just Business by Typewriter of Trash reviews
All Elanor wanted was a job, but instead, she joins a madman's world of drugs, violence, and crime. With her own demons to deal with, can she see it through to the end with her boss and his agenda? Or will she try to leave this life of crime before it's too late?
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 9/28/2017 - OC, Michael D., Trevor P., Franklin C.
Lovin' The Rain by Shananigans10 reviews
Written for HP Drizzle. Prompt: They are sent to muggle London by the Ministry. It starts raining and neither of them has an umbrella. Things get awkward when Hermione catches Draco looking at the part of her body he definitely shouldn't be looking at. What's worse, she herself can't stop staring at him either. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Painting Hogwarts Brown by Kream45 reviews
Draco Malfoy pays Hermione to teach him some cool offensive spells. What she teaches him though, is far beyond his expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
High by MotherofBulls reviews
He started out as an outlet for her. Somewhere along the way he became something more. But being the Brightest Witch of Her Age, she knows there's something lurking beneath the surface.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,900 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Five Days by RavieSnake reviews
No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione. WINNER for Best Drama/Angst and Best Tragedy in the Winter 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,001 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Suppressed Emotions by hopelesslydevoted.xx reviews
"Granger what the hell?" Draco asked looking at her ruffled clothes, and her face covered in blood. Hermione let out a loud sob and threw herself into his arms. - Draco and Hermione are forced to live together after Hermione gets attacked during patrolling. Relying on her worst enemy to keep her safe, what could go wrong, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,723 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Know I'm No Good by Dirtbags Inc reviews
GTA V - It's been four months. Trevor thinks it's high time he and Evelyn got reacquainted—and what better time than during his business trip down to Los Santos? [Do Not Spray Into Eyes 2]
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,837 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Trevor P., OC] - Complete
Fire in the Blood by Dirtbags Inc reviews
GTA V: Evelyn is a bank teller who was taken hostage in a recent robbery- but that's all done with now, she got out alive, and life goes on. Or so she thought, until a terrifying criminal with a rough voice and too-bright eyes showed up on her doorstep towing a bloodied colleague and informing her that her home is their new safehouse. [Do Not Spray Into Eyes 1]
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,704 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Trevor P., OC] - Complete
Uncle Trevor by Incy Little Spider reviews
Li'l Tracey Townley is home alone after the babysitter leaves to hang out with her creepy boyfriend. But then the best Uncle in the world pays a visit – and he doesn't take kindly to the fact that said creepy boyfriend has been looking at her funny...
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Tracy D., Trevor P. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Music Maker by Diabolicael reviews
A girl is stolen from Midgard. Filled with anger and hate, she slowly grows from the child pet of her kidnapper into a woman with a strong sense of self. Basically a well-written excuse for someone to love Loki when he needs it most. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 254 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
The Slow Thaw by camnz reviews
Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,186 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 308,354 - Reviews: 5709 - Favs: 10,621 - Follows: 3,423 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 5,020 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Faith by Morrighan256 reviews
COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,858 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
