A small introduction to myself:

Name: You'll never guess it.

Age: More than 20 but less than 40.

Sex: Female

Location: Somewhere in the Caribbean...

Languages: Spanish and English

Occupation: Chemical Technologist.

Likes (and loves): Sciences, reading, video games, metal music, wrestling, action/adventure/sci-fi/horror movies, mac n' cheese, fictional characters crush (WTF?!), psychology, pets, photoshopping, friends, family, Ferrero Rocher and Mon Cherie chocolates, mixed martial arts, pasta, ranch dressing, well-groomed men, sour candy, pan pizza, dark chocolate... may add more as I remind them. Did I mention metal music?

Dislikes (more like 'hates'): Teen movies, posers, seafood, some emo related stuff, politics, asian food, anorexic/bulimic models, chicken with bones, some of MTV reality shows, raw meat, mocks, soap operas, fandom abuse, sparkling so-called "vampires", reggaeton music, most stand-up comedians with few exceptions, otakus, pimps, any extremely over-rated stuff (Avatar and Twilight for once, they both suck and I don't know which one is the worst!!), extremely eccentric fashion, racism, drunk people, teeny poppers, and salads.

facts:

I'm a faithful reader here in the site, but I'm a raw novice writer on my way to improvement.

My frequented fandoms are Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, Wrestling, Saw, Resident Evil, Power Rangers, Four Brothers, CSI, CSI Miami, Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and lately, The Musketeers. May visit others, but these are my favorites.

Favorite characters: CSI: Greg Sanders, Nick Stokes, (not pairing) Gil Grissom (when not paired with Sara or anybody else); CSI Miami: Ryan Wolfe, Horatio Caine; Four Brothers: Bobby Mercer, Jack Mercer (not pairing); Merlin: Arthur, Merlin (not pairing), Sir Leon and Uther!; Supernatural: Dean, Sam, Castiel (not paired with anybody); Legend of Zelda: Link, Rusl, Uli, the Goron Tribe, the Zora tribe (all from Twilight Princess); Power Rangers: Jason and Trini (MMPR), Adam (MMPR, Zeo, etc), Ryan (Lightspeed Rescue), Eric (Time Force), Hunter (Ninja Storm), Trent (Dino Thunder), Tommy (Dino Thunder only), Bridge (SPD), Nick and Xander (Mystic Force)... Phew they're a lot!; Resident Evil: Billy Coen, Leon S. Kennedy, Chris Redfield; Saw: Adam (with nobody else... and no one else); Star Wars: Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi (both young and old); Wrestling: Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, Sting, Jeff Hardy, The Undertaker, Randy Orton, Christian Cage, John Cena. (I have a lot more of favorite wrestlers in addition to the ones mentioned here, but when it comes to fanfiction, I like to read about these particular guys.)

Least favorite and most hated characters: CSI: Sara Sidle (the reason why Grissom resigned, and then she came back!?); CSI Miami: Natalia Boa Vista (she walks like she's got an iron pole stuck in her spine), Calleigh Duquense (when paired with Eric Delko, which means since Season 8); Merlin: Gwen (ugly as hell! And such a cry-baby); Supernatural: Ruby (both versions); Kimberly (MMPR), Madison (Mystic Force); Resident Evil: Rebecca Chambers (looks like a little girl and her voice is annoying), Steve Burnside (even worst than Rebecca); Star Wars: Padmé (the reason for Anakin's turn to the Darkside), Mara Jade (never liked her), Qui Won Jin.

I love Drama, Angst, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense, Family fics, being Angst my all-time favorite.

Not a fan of romance fics. Unfortunately, there are more unreal romance fics in this site than ants and human population on Planet Earth combined, which I find boring and monotonous. I go for the ones that are original and different without involving the girly romance.

I'm not a 'shipper/pairing freak of any kind.

Yaoi, yuri, slash, or femslash fics are NOT my best friends. Sorry, they are just not my type... Oh who am I kidding. I HATE yaoi/yuri, slash/femslash fics. I don't find it hot, and I don't find it cute, so don't expect me to read or write any of them. That mixed up with romantic fluff, sucks even more than my broken English. In fact I think it's retarded. Two thumbs down.

MPreg is the biggest insult and disrespectful thing ever to womankind and nature in fanfiction/literature and life itself, therefore I don't support it.

Don't have any favorite pairing, I may like it depending on how the story goes (as long as it is not slash/yaoi, just like I said before.)

I try to keep away from obvious "Mary-Sue" fics. That's why I keep away from anything "Twilight".

When posting a new story, I can't guarantee the frequency of updates. College takes a great amount of time if not all my time. Sometimes I may update quite fast, others not. In this case, I ask readers for some patience. But one thing is out of question: I will not abandon any story I may post. No matter how long it takes me to update, every story will be completed. I'm a faithful believer that everything you start must be finished.

Random Rants:

Every time I put a good/terrific/amazing/epic story in my alert list, the author magically abandons, decides to stop updating, go into writer's block, and/or deletes it. Am I such a terrible reviewer? I'm starting to think I'm the site's and fics 'Kiss of death', and that makes me very sad :(

In the Wrestling fandom, 85 percent of OFC's Divas and/or Knockouts have boys' names like Dylan, Billy, Ashton, even Bob! Creepy...

Fandom Abuse Kills Interest.

What's the point of having a username and a little bit down mentioning what your real name is?

"Don't like it, don't read it", I read this phrase a lot when there are same sex pairings. People, I may not like slashy pairings, but it doesn't mean that I wouldn't want to read them. But you know, I'm a very obedient girl. So if you tell me 'don't read it', then I won't. Believe me, I WON'T.

Remember folks: one story at a time. Please don't rush in posting so many stories at the same time and never finishing any of them.

Because the ever-growing pandemics of couples' over-excessive romanticism and unreal love in fanfics, I'm starting to dislike pairings. So please, don't make my dislike to the gender turn into despicable hatred and surprise me by writing something else.

Comments? Arguments? Feel free to PM me. Thanx!!