OK, I'm Yuri Hana, (Aka Lily flower) I love you all, who have read any of my stories, and bother looking at my profile! I am actually trying to learn to write a Yuri, so any good references appreciated, I am taking requests, I personally love Yaoi! I will write any manga or anime I can't stress that enough! If i don't know what anime you are talking about, tell me the name, and I will do research! ALWAY FUN! But yeah, if you just have a pairing that works, or if you have a certain idea what you want to happen, I can help get it to flow! I will always say who its dedicated or a request from! i will not steal your idea! I love you all! I'm back! I am geared up for requests! :

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Hey, I am taking a poll which fan fics should i write first? All of these were random challenges, that I'm trying to figure out.

GaaraxShino ((AU gang related))- Gaara is leader of gang, Shino is a leader of another gang, Gaara kidnaps Shino in a gang attack, but Shino doesn't know its him he hides behind a mask... so Gaara tortures him, then he appears without a mask and saves him and forms romance... ((Lot of plot in between but i don't want to give it away ))

ShinoxNeji ((AU Gang, but not leader related))- Neji is kidnapped by a rival gang, and held ransom, Shino is ordered to pick him up after he has been tortured and clean him and fix him, taking care of him, Shino slowly begins to like the man, and in the end saves him, shocking the other, they go through a few fights... yada yada insert plot i don't want to telly out

Loves you all please send me a PM with which one you think i should write first

peace

Rascal

random hilarious junk found on xARIISHAxNxNEJIx profile I didn't put stuff on these are all purely from the author, i just copied and pasted not all classifications fit me

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

The sterotypes. i got these from an AWESOME author,DanceingDragonBlaze, but i deleted the ones that dont relate to me _

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.( do you have a problem with my grandparents?)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(i listen to punkish music...)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(do you think i want YOU to look at ME?)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (-sniff- I'm PROUD of my chest, MAN!)
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (Gays kick ASS, okay? All homophobics, STAY AWAY FROM ME!)
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (If anyone tells me something like that, I will kick their ass so HARD...)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (So what if I'm fat? ...You've got somethin' to say to me?)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(okay denial never hurt anyone!)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Go weird people.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(say that to my face and my self control might just slip..)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (I'm waiting for the day. Waiting for the day...)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (No... I just attract everyone I see. -winks-)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (I know this isn't true. I'm just saying Sasuke - who we all know is emo - is SEXY in tight pants.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (NO THANK YOU!)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(okay i dont think im that good but baby have you seen my little houses?)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. (Never will I be a prostitute! ...However... if the former prostitute was a sexy BOY... -swoons-)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Anyone who thinks this can go off and die)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Say that to my face. I DARE you.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (No... I just read it. XD)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Oh, I hope you've written a will.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Uh... I'm sorry, what? Say that one more time.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I admit, I sterotype. But I don't let it rule my judgements. There lies the difference.)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Heheh... what people don't know won't hurt them. -grins-)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (No. I'm not. ...)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (-sniffs- Am not.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

MUWAHAHAHA...um why did i laugh manicaly?

Any way...i got this from a freind...i know childish but oh well...You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

30 of 100 kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Nefaith SassyOMG2282 I SWEAR! MY MOTHER IS MAKING ME GO TO COLLEGE!! ..shudders-Sassy, NejiUchiha(I'm gonna be either a vet or a person doctor! YAY!)xARIISHAxNxNEJIx -i am going to UBC in vancover canida...just try and stop me!

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn that was fun!

A good friend will care for you when you're hurt, a true friend will be sititng next to you laughing their ass off

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat

A simple friend wonders about your romance history, a real friend could blackmail you with it

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names a real freind has their phone numbers in their address book

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Ambercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the eight who would be laughing their asses off!

96 precent of teenagers wouldn't be cought dead in HotTopic if your of the four precent that would die with out it copy and paste this to your profile.

Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train

Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a word is mispelled in the dictionary, is it mispelled?

And if it is mispelled, how would we know?-AML

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

If you are dialing from a touch-tone phone, Why do you call it 'dialing'? -Ziggy

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why do you go "back and forth" to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why on Earth, with over 3/4 of our planet covered by water, don't we call it 'ocean'?--Ziggy

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to these people? Why don't they put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while delivering the mail?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

What's another word for Thesaurus?--Steven Wright

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when trasporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come two negatives make a positive