Hello Darlings!

I finally decided to update and vastly condense my profile. It was fun, but it just isn't who I am anymore. I certainly appreciate fanfiction, but I'll admit that I don't often read or write it these days. Generally, I think that it is a great way to immortalize something you appreciate, or even add to a storyline that you feel is lacking. I maintain that for some shows/novels, it is impossible to effectively make a truly fantastic piece of media any better than it already is.

Name: Well you can call me Lyx (my newly official "professional" writing name), Viotox, Vi... Or just make something up XD

Gender: Female (I find most yaoi authors are, but I really respect the male ones)

Orientation: Bisexual, nowadays (not really sure why you needed to know, but whatevs)

Age: College

Other Account With Stories: VioletIntoxication (; my stories are all consistently posted on each site, though, so there isn't much of a point to even check it).

Best quote ever: "If love doesn't have a race, age, or color, then what makes you think it has a gender?"

Another fantastic quote that comes from a reliable source and defines my lifetime mission to protect equal rights: "Of liberty I would say that, in the whole plenitude of its extent, it is unobstructed action according to our will. But rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law,' because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual." -Thomas Jefferson (eat that, Republican bitches)

As I said before, my profile has been vastly condensed, but it still might be a bit long, so feel free to wander through or skip it altogether :)

Point of interest, I use semicolons way too much.

Concerning Crashing Memories:

There is an end in sight, so just hang on for a bit longer! I don't know how many chapters I'll end up with, but I'm trying to be done by the end of summer. Also, let me know via PM or review if you have any plot suggestions or thoughts. That includes things such as grammatical errors, plot discrepancies (sometimes I forget exactly what I wrote .'), or random details that you think should be revisited or played upon further.

REQUESTS:

I no longer take requests (not that I really did any anyway :3), as I am far too detached from anime and fanfiction as of late. I'm going to try and finish the stories I've started, but that's about it.

Humor that I got from other random people's profiles (and a few favorite quotes of my own):

"I really have no response to that. The last I checked, Sarah Palin is not much of an expert on nuclear issues" -President Barack Obama

Brad: "I outrank you."
Alan: "And I'm such a slut for authority..." -Boston Legal

Most people don't use their tongues to say hello... Or I guess they do, but... -Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat."The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."--Willie Wonka (Johnny Depp), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life...in the gall bladder! - Baron Frankenstein, Flesh For Frankenstein (hilarious/gory/pornographic/awkward/awesome movie, but what else can you expect from Andy Warhol?)

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." -V, V For Vendetta (Hugo Weaving)

You laugh now, but will you be laughing when I crawl out from under your bed?

I don't need to 'get a life'... I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives.

Save water; shower together.

(bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.

"Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell." --Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.

Drugs; my anti... Wait no that's not right...

I'm not rude; I'm playing House. (as in the M.D. ha ha...)

Rearrange the letters in Sasuke and you get "uke ass"... sexy, huh?

Hey go and take this quiz! When I first created my profile, I was in the 5th circle, Wrathful and Moody, and now I'm in the Violent 7th circle... How things change, haha. http:///misc/

And take the quiz at as well...
I happen to be a Badass Uke:
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the Badass Uke can truly be a work of contrasts - an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. They are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away... for maybe more than any other personality, the Badass Uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. Searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the Badass Uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger - as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.

I am fully aware that the following stereotype list is on everyone and their dog's profiles, hence it should be on mine as well... Anyway, the bolded ones fit me. And there really are quite a bit...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (not Irish, but I do...)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Here's a list of my favorite pairings, just in case you were wondering:

Itachi x Sasuke - Quite possibly my all time favorite pairing. The best fics are where Sasuke finally realizes that Itachi killed the entire clan so that he could have him all to himself. Once again I like the story to start out with the rape of poor little Sasuke (I am way too obsessed with such things happening to him, I know), and then take a violent turn towards the ultimate masochistic passion that neither have ever experienced with another. Itachi is best as seme, but i have read a few AU fics where Sasuke was a wonderful seme. I think of those as exceptions to the rule, though. Honestly, Uchihacest fics come in all different styles and universes, and I love almost all of them; really they just have to be fucking and I'm happy XD

Orochimaru x Sasuke - I am most attached to fics where the sex is rape at first until Sasuke finally realizes how much he wants the snake to fuck him into complete indifference and oblivion. Of course, Orochimaru will always be seme.

Gaara x Sasuke - Totally hot. Not much is better than the emo boys makin love... Just kidding, that sounded pretty creepy (but it's true) Anyway, I do love the pairing.

Neji x Sasuke - Another good pairing, but definitely tied with GaaSasu. Two supposed prodigies together is just nice...

Kabuto x Sasuke - Purrrrrrr... Lovely. Kabuto makes the best seme, but that probably has something to do with the fact that I just can't get enough of Sasuke being controlled... I like almost all circumstances, but I have to admit bribes are definitely the best way to go (for any and all pairings, by the way...).

Kakashi x Sasuke - Ooh... The whole teacher x student scandal... I love it.

Naruto x Sasuke - Honestly I'm just getting a little sick of it... There are way way too many out there. I mean, come one people, you really need to focus on the more likely pairings (like OroSasu or ItaSasu, for example...). I just don't see it ever happening; Sasuke can find a better fuck-buddy. But now, two Naruto's... Ha ha well kagebunshin use changes everything...

Kyuubi x Sasuke - So so addicting! I mean, really, whoever thought beastiality could be so damn appealing?

Suigetsu x Sasuke - Such an under-appreciated pairing... People seriously need to write more on the subject; I mean it was practically implied in the manga anyway...

Madara x Sasuke - Yay new pairing!! This first occurred to me when Sasuke woke up after he killed Itachi and he was all tied up... That was so hot! I know I'm not the only who was like, "Whoa... Did he just get molested?" ha ha... Well yeah but I know this pairing isn't very big yet (like half the fans aren't even to shippuden, let alone well into the manga), but I still quite like it... Maybe a fic I write will be one of the first!

Pein x Sasuke - A new addiction of mine... Even if (SPOILER) Pein is dead, AU fics are totally up for grabs... And his piercings leave so many naughty possibilities XD

Almost all other pairings I either despise, think of as ludicrous, or just don't gain pleasure from reading. I mean, one day I came across a Konohamaru and Sasuke fic; WHAT THE FUCK! When have they even formally met, people?! But anyway, I can appreciate ones with other random pairings; I just would rather focus on fics that are Sasuke-centric. Most of the fics I will continue to create will be OroSasu, ItaSasu, and/or just SasUKE in general. Seriously, if anyone in Naruto is together, it's one of those pairs. We all know that Orochimaru wants Sasuke's body; just for what purpose? Muhuahahahahaha... But even better, lets think about all the fun tricks Orochimaru can pull with that extra long tongue of his... cough cough prostate exam...

Anyway, above all else, Yaoi should include lemon or at least graphic lime.

Latest Obsessions... So usually I don't like any yaoi aside from Naruto because I think that is pretty much the only plot that is severely lacking, but now I'm getting into a few more categories... For example, I'm now totally addicted to RikUKE (lol Riku from Kingdom Hearts as uke XD) as well as Allen from D. Gray Man as uke... So damn hot!!

Oh and I BLOODY FUCKING HATE OC's! I absolutely loath them. The beauty of fanfiction is manipulating the characters we all know and love; if you want to create your own, then... grrrr... actually, just don't. The worst ones are where the lame-ass author tries to weave the character in so that it's like they were there with everyone all along! Ooh or the absolutely most pathetic fics are when the FUCKING AUTHOR tries to write herself (usually male authors are not like that... hmmm... can you say fanGIRL?) into it and have a love affair with a character. LAME LAME LAME! Ehem. Anyway, the single exception could be random minor characters with only background purpose. Still, I don't like them... (in FANfiction, anyway; obviously original slash pairings are simply wonderful)

And now for a few of my favorite things... For the sake of your sanity, dear reader, I've restricted myself to the top five in each category.

Movies:
The Hunger Games
V for Vendetta
Midnight in Paris
Lost Boys
Inception

Authors:
Existentialists (of The Stranger and Candide, most specifically)
Charlaine Harris (Sookie Sackhouse Series; kind of stupid, but entertaining)
Augusten Burroughs
Suzanne Collins
Kate Chopin

TV Shows:
True Blood
Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad
Nip/Tuck
Boston Legal

Video Games:
Skyrim
Dragon Age series
Fable series
Assassin's Creed series
Alice: Madness Returns

Bands:
30 Seconds to Mars
Rammstein
Eisbrecher
HIM
She Wants Revenge

Here's a little breakdown of the fics I have posted:

'Always' was a birthday present for my friend RowanWolf, and, unfortunately, was a bit rushed... 'Crashing Memories' is my pride and joy that I've been writing forever; it's ongoing, of course. Recently I've added a couple of oneshots as well... And then there's 'At Last'. In short, GO REVIEW!!