Sirius just needed to nut up and tell Remus, because if he didn't, he might go insane and die. Or, less dramatically, and more likely, mope about his flat eating chips and scowling for the foreseeable future.

It's seventh year for the infamous Marauders and as adulthood looms, Remus and Sirius both begin to develop feelings towards one another which they believe can't possibly be mutual. Lily feels she must take action to make her friends realise that their feelings would be reciprocated, if only they gave the other a chance...

When his world is turned upside down by an evil act, Hanson discovers there is more to life than what the world has to offer and sets out on a Great Adventure with his best friend. An adventure he would never have considered to be.

There is one rule that absolutely MUST be obeyed behind the red doors of Mistress Umbridge's Brothel and that is; whatever one does one must NEVER EVER fall in love. Unfortunately when a new group of potential courtesans come to the Brothel the resident 'Prince Black' is in for a nasty surprise, aparently love can sneak up on you. (SLASH. RL/SB Non-magic AU)

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Drake is tormented by his abusive father and past, which not even his mom knows about. But what happens when his past comes back to haunt him? Can Drake handle it or will someone find out before it's too late? Rated for cuttingdepression and child abuse.

Remus thinks of the secret he's hiding from his friends, from everybody, and it's not the one you'd expect. TRIGGER WARNING: graphic description of self-harm, and slight unrequited slash. Very angsty.

When Sirius runs away from home he goes to the cottage belonging to his late uncle. Here he nearly trips over a wounded boy who never got accepted to Hogwarts (Spoiler alert: That's Remus) They realise that even though they know nothing about each other's pasts they understand each other better than people who've known them for their entire lives Contains slash

Sirius is a university drop-out living in the house of his dead family; Remus is a passionate writer stuck in the body of a rookie postman. When they meet, it starts off as pure, innocent friendship. But then they fall in love, in the most unconventional way ever, perhaps. Slash, R/S.

A determined and slightly immortal Rose Tyler battles back to her Doctor, but coming home is harder than she thought. A reunion fic set post-Doomsday and assuming the Rose Tyler parts of S4 don't exist.

Sirius comes home to find the person he loves most in the world, in distress. They make love, they hurt each other, but they're always there for each other. And that's what matters. So when they make love and fight shortly afterwards, Sirius doesn't care. Because he just has to be there for Remus.

What is a girl to do when she is the youngest descendant of the Harry Potter? How can she make her own way when so many people expect so much from her? How can she find herself? Maybe in a totally different time period?

Flooding the local coffee house with 8 gallons of milk was only the start of her troubles. Rachel thinks she's being sent to a Summer camp called Camp Green Lake to escape her boredom. Oh how wrong she is.

Death remembers the promises you make him. What might have happened if the Wine of Ages had taken just a little longer to come into effect?

Young Doug McQuaid comforts his little brother the first time their dad hits little Tommy McQuaid. This is of course an Alternate Universe story where Tom Hanson and Doug Penhall are actually the McQuaid brothers, who live with their abusive father. It can be read alone or as a prequel to Tribulations.

He smiles, and suddenly she's afraid to die. JunpeixChidori

One of my two highest Fav pairings. Anyway Spoilers to those who haven't finished the 'last boss'. Minato couple of last passing days before Graduation Day. YukoxMinato

What may have been going throughout Snape's mind when he found Lily's body in Godric's Hollow. Based on the scene in the movie./Rated K plus for death/R&R would help the tears.

Tom and Doug find themselves on the wrong side of the law. Hanhall Slash. Please R&R.

Doug shows up on Tom's doorstep, reeling after his latest fight with Dorothy. How far will Tom go to comfort his partner. Please Review! This is my first fic.

Marauder Era - 7th year. Professor McGonagall sets a 'goal setting' task for the class of 1978; each student must write a letter to their thirty year old self. 8 chapters of 8 students. LE/JP, SB/RL.

Even as he sits at that grave, Akihiko remembers. T for swearing, to be safe.

Fuller reflects on when it all ended

Joey:Chandler slash. An AU fic about the two boys meeting in high school. None of the other main Friends will appear until college. Not dark, but has a couple of sex scenes.

Stanley Yelnats and Hector Zeroni are on a quest to continue on with life starting with... highschool. Takes place six months after CGL. Bad summary but R&R will be appreciated!

Harry and Ron are in the library doing homework. Ron finds out that Harry is gay, he then wonders who Harry likes. For now it is K , I'm not sure if I will have to change it later.

Adventure. Mystery. Love. Fred Abberline was familiar with those words, but he tried to avoid the final one at all costs. However, little did he know he would not have a chance to avoid any of them when Katie O'Reilly walked back into his life.

Fear. A basic human instinct. Everyone is afraid of something. Death, lonliness, growing old. What were they afraid of? Chapter 2: "I don’t think hell is fire and pitchforks at all, Siri. I think its colder than a thousand icicles. Cold like The Mirror."

Sheldon has kindly invited his cousin Emile to stay at his apartment during a business trip. He doesn't see a problem with it. She's only Leonard's ex-girlfriend, determined to ruin his life. T for language and sexual content.

Autumn Samuels hates Sirius Black. So much that she compares him to rotten meat, and the affection is mutual. She's the ice queen of Hogwarts, he's the play boy. What was their story? Why does she hate him so much? It all started on a cool autumn's day...

Drake and Josh have done a lot of things, but they haven't kissed. Rated between T and M. Drake/Josh.

Turns out Evil Genius isn't what your parents deem a suitable career path, but a character flaw. MindyxCarly femslash

There was silence now. Almost. Doug could hear the distant, faint cries of a bird calling out, the slight whistle of the wind. Not a lot of sound could be found out here where the dead were, it seemed.

Except it was all wrong, Tom was behind the wheel, and they weren't going to be pulling over anytime soon. Doug still wanted to hug Tom, to figure out was wrong, to know why he was crying.

In a world of lies and deceit, Darcie Beckett, a cold, heart-broken girl, must coexist with the filth inhabiting London. What will happen when her path crosses with Sweeney Todd's and all secrets are revealed? Blood will be shed...garunteed.

Matsuda, he felt, was being VERY obvious. Matsuda attempts to gain Light's attention, while L looks on, amused.

Frodo teaches Sam to swim on the way to Buckland. He discovers his own truth along the way.

As Sam adjusts to life in the West, he and Frodo start to settle into a new relationship. Immediately follows "New Beginnings."

Gracie Bennet and her mother have just inherrited a fantastic mansion on the top of a hill. It's everything they ever dreamed of. But something already lives there.

I WROTE THIS 11 YEARS AGO. IT IS HORRENDOUSLY OUT OF CHARACTER AND CLICHED SLASH. Hanson's hiding an angsty past and is feeling very insecure in his relationship with Doug. rating may change to M. This is my first attempt at slash so please read and review.

Sam arrives in the West. Hints of F/S.

COMPLETE. Prompt: A stork, a pair of mittens, and a green apple. Sheldon/Penny

Mort Rainey's life has continued in lame retrospect, and when he attempts to make a break with writer's block, has a chance encounter with fate. While Roxanne helps him finds himself, will she also bring the past back from the dead?

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

Harry, Sirius and Remus spend a nice family Christmas together before Harry has to face the last task. AU, set in GOF. side story to A Cold Room, Can I Call you Dad and a Fammily Summer.

Legolas and Gimli come to an understanding.

A poem centering around Edward and Bella's relationship throughout Twilight. Warning: My first Twilight fic. Please be kind.

Jacob is seeing things--but not in the psycho-out-of-your-mind sort of way. For about a month he's been seeing one person over and over again when he knows there's something just a little off about it...and he's determined to find out why. Slash.

Penny takes the boys to visit her family. Written for the prompt Penny/Sheldon - three days in Nebraska for smallfandomfest @ livejournal.

Ennis and Jack meet in the afterlife. Some fluff. Slash: Ennis/Jack.

Some Renesmee, Jasper, Emmett bonding time. What's Nessie up to this time? Something happened, and nobody happens to be home. Who does she turn her questions to? Jasper's POV.

Lenard, Raj, and Sheldon babysitting? You know that can only lead to one thing - chaos.

None of it was real, nothing was wrong. Tom was okay; Tom wasn't at North Ridge where there was an apparent hostage situation going on. Some kid – who could very well be Tom – had not been shot. Because it wasn't real, couldn't be real...

We got tired of Uncle Vernon always raping Harry. It is Petunia's turn and she is in 'hot' pursuit. Chapter 3: the long awaited shocking chapter that reveals nothing much and poses even more annoying questions...

A fluffy-ish oneshot. Renesmee is with her uncles. Doing what, you ask? Why, watching football! Review and enjoy the sort-of-ish-fluff. :D

Four girls. Four goals. Insert skinny-dipping, stealing boyfriends, persuading guys to do the nasty with you, and seducing Sirius Black and we are in for one hell of a ride.

After a drug bust gone wrong, how will Tom and Doug’s relationship suffer, and will they get through it without everything falling apart?

This is a short one-shot inspired by Billie Holiday and doing my laundry. Jalice fluff! Review and enjoy!

Doug blinked a few times and things were back to normal. Speed, movement, the kid hurrying out of the room. No gunshots. Not before, not now.

David wonders why Griffin never cleans up the lair. Slash GriffinxDavid

I am Marla’s Exhilarating Sense of Terror.

A little vingette of Jump Street drabbles.

What if Glen Lantz didn't die? What if Nancy died instead? What if a shy new girl moves to Elm Street and meets a guy who harbors a dark and terrible secret? GlenxOC

Slash. Sam is pretty certain he's dreaming. A ficlet.

Jack comes out, and doesn't get the reaction he'd hoped for.

Just exploring the relationship between Mark and Juno. Starts from basement scene. Rated T for now. May change later. First story, so play nice :D Juno/Mark. R&R

Turpin uses an injection to poison Sweeney with. Turpin is inlove with the man, but Sweeney is a little put off. The drug has different effects though. Warnings for: Drugs: others, go inside for better summary and such. Story 50. TXS

Zoe only ever wanted Simon and on her birthday, her wedding day, her wish might finally come true. ONESHOT

This is a Jalice fluffy oneshot. Alice is trying on a new dress and askes for Jasper's opinion. Jasper's POV. Review and enjoy!

Will and Jack realize their feelings for each other, but are too shy to do anything about it. Will they end up seperated forever? Or can they overcome what lies before them?

One day, when Sirius Black was rifling through Remus Lupin's things, he came upon a most fascinating discovery. What does he plan to do with his information? Why test it out of course. SB/RL, some JP/LE. Such generic pairings...but interesting plot!

Willy Wonka's been around a bit longer than everyone expected...

Klaus/Quigley. Klaus brings Quigley to his tent on the island after Quigley washes up on the shore. Once they discuss what had happened, it doesn't take long for them to realize that it's their own night, and they can do whatever they want. SLASH WARNING!

A story detailing Ross and Chandler's college days. Please read and review! Chapter Eight now up!

Growing up, five girls, aged from 12 to 14 decide to some...bodily experimenting. Here is where they confess who they really like, their deepest fears and concerns. PostBSC. Femmeslash mostly around, so be prepared. Contains adult themes. A WIP.

This is the first night on the Black Pearl with two Captain, but there's a problem, only one bed. This is during AWE. May or may not have some accidentally implied JackXBarbossa slash

The night before Kim leaves for college, she ventures back to the old mansion on the hill one last time.

What happens when you cross Captain Jack Sparrow with Officer Tom Hanson? Why, madness of course! Or brilliance! It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide!

What happens when the players end up being played? Hanson/Penhall/Booker. No slash. Set early S3.

Set from the scene between Mary and Fred in the alleyway. This is what I think would have been good in the movie. Please R&R!

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Mort Rainey feels like doing something today but his other personalities tend to get in the way. So...he decides to play a little 'game'. ONESHOT

He decided that Doug's stomach would be a pretty good pillow for the next couple of hours – and if they missed breakfast it wouldn't matter because he had really only set it all up so that he could spend the day with Doug. A/N: I used to be random-insight

They call her blind. They call him stupid. How wrong they are.

Hanson's a broken man, stripped of his name and identity, caged for a crime he didn't commit. How can a fish survive in a sea full of sharks? Please read and review.

What do you get when you force Doug Penhall and Tom Hanson to go see a therapist together? A shrink session from heck, that's what! Warnings: cursing, violence, brotherly love, and all around hilarity! Please read and review.

Pain comes in many forms.

“I don't care what they think, Doug. I mean, if they see the rings, good for them, but I really don't care what they end up thinking about us afterwards.” uh wasn't sure about the genres but i think those work though...

Just because they need each other, doesn't mean they're going to play by the others rules. In the end, they'll get what they want; regardless of who stands in their way. Slash El!Sands. Rated for language and slight themes.

Carrie goes through some of her darkest days, but comes out of the haze to find the sun. Major spoilers for the movie!

Noahs feelings when Alli leaves to go and see Lon at the hotel-oneshot. Rated T for hinted at adult themes but only to be safe really.

Sirius Black reflects on what he has done, and his relationship with Remus Lupin. Song lyrics are 'The Special Two' by Missy Higgins.

She’d been staring into her glass, her eyes drooping because they weighed a ton and she wasn’t sure if it was really because of her makeup or not. That’s when she heard his voice.

Roux wants Vianne and Anouk to come with him on the river but there are a few things that get in the way- a story to keep me de-stressed during exam block but reviews will be much apreciated

“No,” Tom stated firmly. “When we get home, I'll 'feed you', alright? But not before, and definitely not at work.”

Sheldon's sick. Leonard's sick of taking care of him. Except, he really doesn't mind. Sheldon/Leonard. Drabble.

13 years after Victor and Victoria are married, things go awry... Can a modern teenager help them? TEMPORARY HIATUS

Ever wonder whether dwarf girls have beards? Neither has Legolas, and he isn't itching to find out, either.

She didn't even see it coming.

A oneshot written on a whim. A speculation on something that might have happened if the "I would never marry you" scene ended differently.

A look at what Jack and Barbossa were doing while Will was off making a trail of bread crumbs. Jack/Barbossa

Unexpected news threatens to tear apart Tom and Doug's relationship. Slash, sexual situations

This was written in response to a challenge over on LiveJournal, The prompt was: Through an outlandish chain of events because, really, what is BBT without outlandish chains of events? Leonard takes Sheldon on a date to impress Penny. Warning: SLASH

It wasn't that he couldn't trust the older man with anything – he just couldn't trust him alone with anything breakable.

Sam makes a wish at the wishing well. Wonder what he wished for? Slash, rated M.

What would have happened if Klaus had been caught sneaking that book in the house and hadn't figured out what the Count had planned. What if the wedding hadn't been stopped.

SLASH.ONESHOT. Just a fluffy HansonPenhall oneshot to brief the gap in my updates. Just a cute little thing that I thought of randomly. Bit different from my usual stuff. Please read and review.

Written for Halloween... Doug plays a joke on Tom on Halloween. It seems pretty harmless at first, except Doug soon realizes how wrong he was. Yeah, crap summary, whatever... Oh, I own nothing...

Fans of the show have often asked how our four ladies met. They never say on the show, of course. I imagine it went something like this. Some of the characters in this piece of fan fiction also popped up in the show.

Abberline will not go endanger Mary, but what if one of his visions tell him she needs his help?

Shaun hasn't felt a thing since that day. Mild slash, and a swear word.

Frodo and Sam sit by the fire after alot of drink. They start to kiss but Sam is too shy and they fall asleep together. Frodo & Sam realise their feelings for each other... FrodoxSam slash

The ultimate slash fic, containing every slash pairing imaginable. You heff fun!

I suck at summaries. But my family thinks it's the best napoleon dynamite story in the world, so give me a little credit for it cuz this is my first fanfic. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! WHOOPS! Sorry I put Pedro in the beggining. I didn't mean to.

One officer is feeling a little down, and another officer just wants to help. Oneshot. Slash.

There were probably better ways to ask your partner if he was queer, but Doug couldn't think of one.

BENNY AND JOON A happy little story of Joon and Sam's life about six years after the movie. They have a daughter now. Edited and Revised

Why Sam likes trees, and other things he thinks about. A leafy little something for Arbor Day.

[100word drabble. JackCharlie] Jack thinks he may be insane.

Sands wakes El up in the middle of the night to express his frustrations, fears, and hopes. WARNING: Slash and bad Spanish translations. Sorry.

A 1st attempt at angst, featuring guess which character. Little OOC,little disturbing. Sorry.