theNewDesirehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Yu-Gi-Oh. Since FF. net doesn't seem to like some of my submissions, I'm going to be uploading most of my stuff to Archive of Our Own. I'm not deleting my FF. net account, but I'm more likely to post things elsewhere. I have the same screenname: theNewDesire Also, most if not all of my stories are up for adoption. Just PM me and I'll give you any notes/ideas I had for it which you are welcome to ignore. All I ask is that you give a mention that you got the idea from me (and send me a link because I'd love to read what you write). |
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Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I See A Darkness by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,501 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dean W., S. Reid - Complete
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 96 - Words: 804,636 - Reviews: 17936 - Favs: 13,276 - Follows: 13,624 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Machine by Tolakasa reviews
Impalaverse, season 6. The car knew before they did. Castiel just doesn't understand how.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4 - Castiel, Impala - Complete
Miraculous Showdown by Sunny Lighter reviews
While at a party, Adrien is asked to befriend a strange boy. If only he knew the chaos that would come from this. Though, the fact Jack has an evil lab in his basement really should have been his first clue. Oneshot followed by drabbles. Pre Xiaolin Chronicles.
Crossover - Xiaolin Showdown & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,746 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Jack, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Making Me Work by Otb13 reviews
Harry is the Master of Death, things are going well, until he keeps encountering one individual making him work harder than he wants to. Harry has a bone to pick, how will that go down.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,579 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 1/10/2019 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Deeper, Darker by SilverMoonPhantom reviews
Run, Hide, there's nothing else to do with a monster on your trail. Unless... you're not alone?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,115 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Danny F., Barb H., Demogorgon, Will B.
The Last Archangel by inukagome15 reviews
Part 1 of "The Last Archangel" series. No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it's another to find that heaven isn't even there. And Gabriel is alone.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,467 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Gabriel, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Concerning the Watchmen by SiZodiac reviews
On the devastated streets of Manhattan, Steve Rogers sees a foreigner who bears a likeness to a man he distinctly remembers from seventy years ago. And an argument that somewhat changes his perception of the world. Post-Avengers. slight Captain America: The First Avengers AU. /No America/
Crossover - Avengers & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Austria, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 967 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Her Kingdom as Great by MarbleGlove reviews
JS What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,147 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Gods of Many Faces by Homura Bakura reviews
"I know how Kira kills." These are not words that Seto Kaiba wants to say, nor what L expects to hear. But with the rise of an old enemy, Seto doesn't have a choice. He will have to regroup with old allies (perhaps friends) and join the battle against Kira to save the world - and to protect those that he realizes he can't live without. Rated T for some violence and language.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 149,285 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [S. Kaiba, Isis I./Ishizu I.] L - Complete
Pomme d'Api by tempsthe reviews
When asked what makes his apple pies so delicious, Harry will smile and say it's all about the magic. Don't pay attention to the floating apple near your head. (Where the Master of Death ends up screwing up an already weird timeline with pies and tea and Shinigamis as guinea pigs).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Harry P., Death, Light Y., Ryuk
Influenced Out of Normality by BakenandEggs reviews
The last thing Xander Harris expected to find out was that he was adopted. Well, no, Xander was pretty sure that the knowledge that Tony Stark was his real father was a hundred times more unexpected than that.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,518 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
Squirrel's Luck by Racke reviews
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Those Campbell Boys by majorshane reviews
When a demon attacks one of the team members, an impossible world opens up for another and a mother's secrets will change everything. Post Season 5 finales for both shows.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 249,592 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., D. Morgan, S. Reid
Never Mind All That by sapphireswimming reviews
"Too bad you boys are just passing through," she said.
Crossover - Supernatural & Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Sam W., Dean W., Lazy Susan - Complete
Never Mind the Con by mabel-but-slytherin reviews
Sam and Dean Winchester are more than used to spending the night in the Impala, but the way too friendly locals of Gravity Falls insist they stay the night. With the motel full, the only option is the place the brothers are pretty sure is the center of their upcoming hunt: the Mystery Shack. Continuation of sapphireswimming's Never Mind All That.
Crossover - Supernatural & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Sam W., Dean W., Grunkle Stan - Complete
Extras from Fate and Choice by Doppler Effect reviews
This is a collection of outtakes from Fate and Chioce, as well as extra stories that happened during or after the story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/15/2016
Fate and Choice by Doppler Effect reviews
Harry was born a Hotchner. After a painful twelve years of separation, Hotch decides nothing is ever going to divide his family again. Not the looming threat of Tom Riddle, not the benevolent concern of the Hogwarts staff, not Hotch's own demons. Meanwhile, Harry struggles to balance his American family with the growing responsibility he begins to face in Britain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 700,849 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
Steven, Dorito Whisperer by mysteryfics reviews
One night, Steven finds himself in another person's mind where he meets a mysterious corn chip interested in making a deal.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Bill, Grunkle Ford, Garnet, Steven U.
The Miracle Avengers by soundless steps reviews
After the events of what is known world over as the Avengers' Civil War, Tony finds himself trying to find new heroes to help control the damage dealt by Earth's enemies. A sudden realization convinces him to look at all the possibilities, and what he found was nothing short of miraculous. (Three-shot)
Crossover - Avengers & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,785 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Dog Days by Hermionechan90 reviews
Reincarnation was never easy, not for humans and especially not for a former Inu Youkai that now had to come to terms with his human and more importantly mortal body... and somebody really should have warned Sesshomaru about the headache certain humans could be. reincarnated!Sesshomaru, papa!Kakashi
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 41,255 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Sesshōmaru, Kakashi H., Orochimaru
Kiss and Dash by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
It starts of when Marinette kisses Adrien on a dare and runs off but it really spirals out of control when Chat Noir takes revenge with his own kiss and dash. Do all people kiss the same way? Adrienette/Marichat/Ladynoir/Ladrien.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,940 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Plagg - Complete
draconem aureum by Tommy T of Taco Bell reviews
Draco Malfoy had been down in the Underground before. In their final timeline, they saved them, broke the barrier, and released the monsters without killing a single one of them. Not even that bloody flower that they really were tempted to kill. But this isn't that story. This is the story of a third year Slytherin, who was freaking out at Dumbledore's announcement.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,983 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Remus L., Draco M., Chara, Toriel - Complete
Bones by Phantomrose96 reviews
Sans has taken Frisk to Grillby's. He can't quite pin why he feels like spilling his dark secrets now.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Frisk, Sans - Complete
Boscaresque by mabel-but-slytherin reviews
One sentence stories from a single word prompt exploring any and every aspect of life in and about Gravity Falls.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 1,451 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
A Conspiracy Of Minerals by Dragon Elexus reviews
A strange, out of the way town. Supernatural beings. Hidden plots. And plucky children, destined to save the world...Wait, which show are we talking about again? (A series of crossover one-shots between Gravity Falls and Steven Universe).
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015
A weekend with the Winchesters by just a little rain reviews
Sam and Dean were investigating a group of unusual disappearances. Unfortunately for them the local police had already called in the BAU team. What happens when the Winchester end up kidnapping one of the FBI agents while working on the case?
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,283 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Complete
No Way Out III by KelinciHutan reviews
Dean and Sam are on the trail of a demon in Arkansas. Behaving a lot like a serial killer. Enough that it attracts the attention of the BAU. Because more attention from law enforcement is, of course, exactly what Sam wanted in his life.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 4,951 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Falling Up! by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Pine twins are caught in an incautious moment by their parents. With their secret revealed they're sent to stay with Great Aunt, as apparently this isn't the first time something like this has happened in their family.
Crossover - Sky High & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
Pen Pals by Kryal reviews
Friends don't have to be physically present in order to be there for you. BFF-verse, follows One Moment More.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/6/2014
Subjugation by pseudo-vulture reviews
Loki arrives on Midgard, but not in the place he was aiming for... (one-shot, probably) [title likely to change]
Crossover - Welcome to Night Vale & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/11/2014
Hunters, Angels & Geniuses by everythingwillbeperfect reviews
Dean, Sam & Cas at the Cheesecake Factory! Dean flirts, Penny smiles, Leonard drinks, Cas stares and Sheldon behaves like Sheldon. Or how Sheldon Cooper made a new friend. Just a one-shot which is hopefully funny. Due to the great response 2ND CHAPTER ADDED NOW. Please do R & R. Thanks :)
Crossover - Supernatural & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sheldon C. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 8,308 - Follows: 5,257 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,493 - Follows: 3,705 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Place of Peace by KatelynStark reviews
After Castiel breaks the wall in Sam's mind, Lucifer is his constant companion. Sam finds out Dean is the only person who can give him some peace in his mind, and perhaps some relief for his body. Set in Season 7. Warnings: Wincest
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
A Symphony of Thanks by johnlockhedgehog149 reviews
It was the worst Thanksgiving John Watson had ever experienced (just pretend the brits celebrate Thanksgiving for this one)- until it became the best. Beautiful Johnlock fluffiness. My first fic ever!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Sarah - Complete
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Early Days by Firebirdie reviews
She's a rookie hunter out to make a name for herself. He's a cynical ex-FBI agent with a price on his head. They fight crime. Well, ghosts, anyway.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Jo H., V. Henriksen - Complete
Ponynatural by The Realm Eternal reviews
The angels come up with a new ploy to make Dean say yes. Will he crack or can he stay strong in this most hellish of trials? Oneshot. Rated T for language.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Applejack, Dean W. - Complete
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 3,215 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 6,659 - Follows: 5,160 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Putting Out the Welcome Mat by sapphireswimming reviews
When the Fenton Portal first starts up, the Winchesters are the first to get the invitation to see it in action. Dean can only form one coherent thought: "what have you done?"
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 256 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Danny F., Jack F., Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Just A Job To Do by foobar137 reviews
Many years after the series, Major Monogram sends Perry the Platypus off on a critical intelligence-gathering mission. Fluffy stand-alone one-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa, Major Monogram - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
No Difference by BookkeeperThe reviews
Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 307 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sam W., D. Morgan - Complete
Sharing is Caring by 19Serenity91 reviews
...because it's silly to have the cake, and not eat it too *Mature content, One-shot.*
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
One Moment More by Kryal reviews
The only thing worse for World Domination plans than a professional World Savior dragged back from heaven... is two of them. First installment of BFF-verse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Buffy S., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Phineas and Ferb's Big Day by phinflynn reviews
When the time came, Candace was more than happy to plan Phineas's wedding, even if it wasn't technically "real." Short Phinerb oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Castles of My Own by MorbidDramaMaker reviews
When words mean the most, we're often left without sense of their meaning."'My kingdom as great….' she whispered weakly. 'My will as strong, my heart as brave, my courage as bold….'One gloved finger pressed into her lips. 'Yet no castles of your own.'" Sarah/Jareth
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2012 - [Sarah, Jareth] - Complete
Hikaru no Girl by chibikaty reviews
Hikaru, unable to bear Akira's disappointment after defeating him at the Kaio game, comes up with a clever plan that will let Akira play Sai again while keeping his identity a secret. Somebody really should stop Hikaru when he's feeling clever.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,729 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
SilentTown by LoyalistEternal reviews
The fairytale happiness of LazyTown comes to an end when an archaic sacrifice goes horribly wrong. Everyone is left paying the price when Sportacus leaves forever. The abridged, R-rated version. Full version is at author's main story archive
Crossover - Silent Hill & Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Stephanie - Complete
Mjolnir Leviathan by crazysane reviews
Guess they didn't need the bone after all...
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Reflections by PaBurke reviews
There are thirteen extra Aaron Hotchners in the DC/Quantico area, trying to destroy the original any way they can. The Winchesters are the local experts, not the Unsubs inserting themselves into the case, right? Right.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,027 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/7/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 10,200 - Follows: 5,627 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fanning the Flames by mandrake-o reviews
Someone or something is going after fans of the Supernatural books. The BAU think it's a religious nut. Dean and Sam think it might be a restless spirit. Only one team is right.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Dean W., S. Reid - Complete
Follow You Into The Dark by Misato reviews
On a cold, windy night Clint Barton goes to a crossroad to wipe some red from his ledger. Post-movie, Clint/Coulson/Natasha. Warning: violence, depictions of torture.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Crowley, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
None So Blind by Sarah1281 reviews
Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 152 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Just a Platypus by phinflynn reviews
Oh, Perry? He's just a platypus. They don't do much. They especially don't catch you making out with your brother and freak out about it. Phinerb, slight Doofenperry. Perry's POV.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Lost Like Children by waywardbard reviews
Ben Braeden is full of holes, and only Claire Novak can fill them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Ben B., Claire N. - Complete
Team Corporate Funding 2 by odmonkey reviews
It's a sad day for the RED team when discovering the gender of their Pyro isn't the first thing on their minds - corporate smoozing is just not their style. I do not own anything in this here story .
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,219 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Pyro, Sniper - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 3,384 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Name is Spike by Skye Silverwing reviews
After he saved the world from the First Evil, Spike goes to a Hell that is quite different than he had expected, and is granted a new beginning.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle
A New Suit by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ". The story of one night on the irregularly scheduled autumn calendar of Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and one really excellent disguise. Looks like headquarters got the "humanizer" out of test stages. Hints of Perryshmirtz.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 10,128 - Follows: 5,348 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Pony Costumes or How Angel became a Brony by Skye Silverwing reviews
A little Halloween fun. Buffy and friends dress as the Mane Six. Rated T because ponies don't wear clothes.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Tara M., Twilight Sparkle - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 355 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Sepia Tock: Adventures of the Ponyville Clockmaker by CanvasWolfDoll reviews
This is the story of Sepia Tock, or, as he's more commonly known as, 'Doctor Whoof'. He's not a big fan of this call of fame.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Dr. Whooves - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 668 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Dead Man in the Lab by Sameuspegasus reviews
There's a dead man in Booth's interrogation room, and he's having an argument with an angel of the Lord. AU Post Season 5 SPN.Gen, veering dangerously towards Dean/Cas.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,229 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Dean W., L. Sweets - Complete
The Triplets by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Harry is brought to Wammy's House and meets both L and Beyond Birthday, who he physically resembles a great deal. AU and OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 405 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., L - Complete
Baby, There's a Shark in the Water by Varmith-Vermouth reviews
In which Duncan does something stupid, Dexter tries to cover it up…and Freakazoid is left picking up the pieces of it all. Two shot. Slash.
Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Hello Friend by relhorusthingy reviews
After the events of Portal 2, Different Turret and Defective Turret find themselves in a room together. They make friends.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
My Body Tells Me No by VanillaSpiders reviews
A flu for Dexter turns into something very different for him than it does other people. Since his parents only 'sort of' care, he's left to his own devices to get weaker and sicker. So his brain brings in back-up. Whether Dexter wants it or not.
Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Professor's Wife by Foolish Mortal reviews
The students all said that Professor Doumeki had a wife who made him lunches and impeccably pressed his shirts. Watanuki found this hilarious. AU Douwata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 253 - Published: 3/21/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Drunken Night by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Ferb drinks to forget how he feels about Phineas, not that it ever works. Now Phineas wants to know what the drinking is about. Will Ferb crack? Probably. PhineasxFerb. Oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/16/2011 - [Phineas, Ferb] - Complete
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
The Impala Conundrum by Team Free Will reviews
I always knew Sheldon would be the death of me. - CRACK-FIC!
Crossover - Supernatural & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sam W., Sheldon C. - Complete
True Love and Other Scandalous Gossip by Yutaan reviews
It's supposed to be a glass slipper, not a gold Puzzle, and everyone agrees that the prince, though charming, is also a bit mad. Puzzleshipping, Tendershipping. Here, have some fluff for Valentine's Day.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Normality by generalzoi reviews
Myrtle may not be sure what normal is anymore, but she's pretty sure Lilo still doesn't qualify. Still, it's not like either of them really have friends of their own to hang out with, and beggars can't be choosers.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
Rain Check by Partly reviews
An investigation takes Hotch into Harvelle's Roadhouse.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Ellen H., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 1,676 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 313 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Unmaking by FaithDaria reviews
"You have to stop it," Castiel said. And that's exactly what Dean did. Written for spn j2 bigbang.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,470 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Russia in the House MD by Wednesday1990 reviews
Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,100 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - G. House, Russia - Complete
Pop Culture and Social Protocol by Wolf Maid reviews
Castiel tries to give Sheldon relationship advice. Implied established Sheldon/Penny, Dean/Cas, and friendships all around.
Crossover - Supernatural & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Castiel, Sheldon C. - Complete
It's Only the End of the World Again by daymarket reviews
A misanthropic bastard, a liverless doormat, a reluctant demon, and a body-challenged angel team up to save the world. Much confusion results.
Crossover - Good Omens & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2010 - A. Crowley, G. House - Complete
Going to Marrakesh by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
It's not right and it's not nice to try to kill the same thing twice. A divergence fiction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,322 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Light Y., L, Misa A. - Complete
Crash by Mirrordance reviews
Set in the Stanford years. After a rough solo hunt, a hurting Dean camps out on Sam's couch. Sam's roommate notices a few things about Dean that Sam finds hard to hear.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 193 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6509 - Favs: 13,497 - Follows: 5,342 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 230 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
don't you love how i break? by Vanus Empty reviews
“They don't understand,” Lucifer tells her in her dream. Wincest, genderswap.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15056 - Favs: 23,813 - Follows: 9,720 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Twofish by Grindylowe reviews
A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Seeking by TwinEnigma reviews
A dark haired youth is waiting for Count D on the step of his shop. He seeks a pet to serve as companion. He has come to the right place. Crossover with Naruto.
Crossover - Pet Shop of Horrors & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Count D, Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ninja Game by incensedance reviews
What would happen if the two completely different worlds met? Kakashi and Minato-sensei are assigned an S-class mission to take down a missing-nin in a strange country called ‘Las Vegas’. But they aren’t the only ones searching… NarutoxCSI Complete
Crossover - CSI & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,037 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Doctor Meets D by Crystal Meadow reviews
Set after Donna forgets; the Doctor starts traveling to try to distract himself and ends up in a Chinatown in L.A. . . . Petshop of Horrors xover Doctor Who
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - 10th Doctor, Count D - Complete
Gifts by murderofonerose reviews
In the end, surprisingly, no one made much of a fuss. C/A
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 210 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Alchemist, The Plant, and The Detective by C.W. Smith reviews
They told him his life before the dark halls of Arkham was a lie. The only solice he had was in the maddness of the Rouges, and the faith of a plant.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Pamela I., Edward E. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 6,563 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
House Note by 19x reviews
House and his team are faced with mysterious burn victim. Who is he? What nearly killed him? And what is his connection with the Kira case? Answers only beget more questions as lives are put on the line. -House, M.D./Death Note crossover- COMPLETE
Crossover - House, M.D. & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - G. House, Mello, Matt - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The Dalek Invasion of Discworld by Rosethorn reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Karate, Judo, KungFu, What was That? by Artgirl4 reviews
Maddie tries to pulls her thoughts together each night on her son Danny Fenton. After an astonishing experience with him, she is more determined than ever to figure him out.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,345 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
Parenting Your Gifted Child by bhoney reviews
When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 198 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 350 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Naked Cometh AnkhMorpork Nights by Twist reviews
Gay Voldemort.
Crossover - Discworld & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - G. House - Complete
The Silent Horse by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Starts out darkly. Ranma is traumatized upon his initial arrival in Nerima, leaving him mute. Alternate universe story.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,619 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Fingerprints by Deanish reviews
Hunting becomes more difficult for Sam and Dean when the FBI starts a hunt of its own.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Yellow Dye Number 5 by TwinEnigma reviews
A Goth in Hogwarts, emo Harry, nosy Snape? Must be something in the non-dairy creamer. It's fer srs, u gaiz. No rly, lol. Parody, Crack, OOC, One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6370 - Favs: 17,140 - Follows: 5,985 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
More Coffee for Your Sugar? by chica blanca reviews
After the end of the Manga, L and Raito meet up in Soul Society...and have coffee
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sight the King by olesia.love reviews
After Yuugi wakes up at the scene of a crime with blood on his hands and a voice in his head, there's only one thing he can do: Run. --Yuugi x Yami Yuugi: Puzzleshipping-- --Complete--
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
What Could've Happened by Mike9305 reviews
A series of scenes from Toy Story 1 twisted into humorous scenerios including: Andy seeing Buzz talk, green aliens on the loose at Pizza Planet, Hannah getting run over by a skateboard, and explosions! Enjoy it.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Unexpected Places by Erratta reviews
The ghost noticed Lancer and turned its face towards him. “Oh,” it said, “did you need this section? I’m sorry.” A trip to the library has some unexpected results
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Lancer, Ghost Writer - Complete
Sinister and Exquisite by tsaintg reviews
D sells Suhara a rather strange pet, and Leon joins ACME. But no one really gets quite what they expected, and nothing turns out how it should. Crossover with Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego. Yaoi and Yuri DLeon, CarmenIvy.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47,769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 292 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Ghost and Mr Black by Chris Hill reviews
Everyone prepares for a visit to Amity Park
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Do You Dream of Me? by Laryna6 reviews
What if Yugi could sense Yami's feelings and thoughts all the time too? A rewrite of their adventures. Mangacentric. There is now a sequel! See author bio for link.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 143,720 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/19/2004 - [Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi] - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 6,027 - Follows: 1,336 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Garden Gate by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
A vignette of young Sirius Black and his mother, as seen by some Muggle children who happen upon him on a summer's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
There Can Be Only One by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter & Wee Free Men (Discworld) crossover: Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. What're they to do?
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/19/2004
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 248 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Death and the Captain by Trinity Day reviews
Old Nick? That’s nothing. Every pirate worth his weight has met Nick at least once. Now I’ve a story worth hearing. I once met Death yet here I am, alive to tell the tale. There’s not many that can claim the same.
Crossover - Sandman & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Out of the Darkness by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
It was dark and dark and cold until the light came and the darkness claimed it. What really happened when Yuugi Motou finished the puzzle. YYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Complete
Malcolm Of The Rings by HiBob reviews
LOTR/MITM Malcolm awakens in Mirkwood Forest and quickly releases he is in trouble, because Reese and Dewey are with him. Middle Earth will never be the same again.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,063 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
Hogwarts In The Middle by HiBob reviews
Malcolm is eleven. He is an American. He is on vacation in London with his family. His brother has found two train tickets, and is now looking for Platform 9 3/4. Only Reese would be that stupid. a completed story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,092 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Complete
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Why Won't You Just Die? reviews
After dying for the first time at age 17, Harry just can't get a break.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013
Breaking the Glass Ceiling reviews
NOW UP FOR ADOPTION When Harry makes a scaled friend at the zoo, he decides that he won't take the Dursley's abuse any more. (This is NOT a revenge story.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Nagini
Twin Time Travelers reviews
The twins have knowledge of the future. They change things for the better. This better world is what we know as canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Fred W., George W.
Realistic reviews
Okay, so I tried to describe the basic plot of Yu-Gi-Oh! without any mention of magic or anything. And this is really a kid's story?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Yūgi M.
Age View
Just a short thing I made about how people have viewed Harry throughout his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Did I Really Ask For This? reviews
Yet another self-insert. Is it better than any other? Only one way to find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012
