Hey everybody, my name is -flying-dreaming-dancing-! here are some things about me that i thought you all should know

Name: my name is...something i am not going to say...sorry, but i am a girl!

Location: in the middle of nowhere now getting my education

Age: college. take a guess

Likes: i enjoy reading, dancing and now i am liking to write as well. i like listening to music, hanging out with friends, reading and driving. i became obsessed with bleach due to my friends and i am obsessed with Fanfiction due to me looking through Google (yay Google!!). the more common things that i like are cinnamon candy, sugar, milk chocolate and chocolate milk, sugar, french vanilla coffee, sugar, boys, being home alone, brownies, chocolate chips, no homework, laughing, staying up late, happiness, peacocks, the wind, sunshine, 85 degree days in summer, calm before storms, yellowstone, waterfalls, mountain passes, bunnies, big cats, going topless around the house, hot showers, clean bathrooms, single rooms, home cooked meals and wearing hats...all the time.

Dislikes: i hate working for a living, loud noises, loud loud music, arguments over stupid things, yelling, annoying people, ugly dogs, repeating myself, being ignored, jerk faces, forgetting things, walking over bridges, trolls, chia pets, gremlins, yellow eyes, flies, bees, the dark, asparagus, beets, rain, ice, chores, people touching my ears, goose laughing in front of cute individuals and waking up for class.

i also watch a lot of movies and read a lot of books. here are my favorites.

Movies: Last of the Mohicans, Lord of the Rings, Princess Bride, Quest for Camelot, the Terminator movies, Bambi, The Lion Kings, The Aristocrats, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, the Sound of Music, Oklahoma, Transformers, Prince of Egypt, Star Wars, Sleeping Beauty.

Books: Twilight Series, Sisters Grimm series, Inheritance Cycle, the Princess Academy, All Quiet on the Western Front, Lord of the Flies, A Rose for the Crown, The Lovely Bones (that's my crying book), Shadow of the Wind.

Good Things Come In Threes-

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Short Legs
2. Goose
3. Small Fry

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Walking over bridges and grates
2. Dying
3. People touching my ears

THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
1. Being Loved
2. Laughing
3. Foreign chocolate and applejuice

THREE THINGS YOU HATE:
1. Asparagus
2. Horror films
3. Public transportation

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Coke
2. Ipod
3. APPLEJUICE!!!!

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Shorts
2. A hair tie
3. Bracelet

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Humor
2. Attitude
3. Appearance

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading a good book
2. Laughing
3. Stuffing my face with sugary goodness

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Chocolate...foreign is the way to go
2. A decent hot shower
3. Unlimited access to money

THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Vet
2. Zookeeper
3. Ranch assistant

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Germany
2. Australia
3. Scotland

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Go white water rafting
2. Go to my own wedding
3. Read 10,000 books

here are my favorite characters in anything...

My Favorite Bleach Characters:

Toshiro Hitsugaya- he is just plain freaking awesome, i love his eyes swoon so pretty...

Momo Hinamori- i love her even though she is very stupid sometimes with the whole 'aizen is innocent thing'

Ulquiorra- he is just freaking cool, and i can't describe how cool he is...

Grimmjow- i like him when he is not being stupid (or when he is laughing, that's just creepy). i don't like it when his sword is released, he looks like a freaky weird elf thing, he looks better when he is "normal" (when i first saw him, i was like "WOAH!! that guy looks like toshiro all grown up!! is that is older brother!?" well he is not, but i mean come on, they look so much a like don't they?)

Rangiku Matsumoto- she is funny, i love it when she is drunk, it is hilarious

Nel- she is cute as a little kid and even better as an adult, though her attack is a little creepy...shudder

Kensei- he just is cool, i like when he attacks hollows

Mashiro- i like her hair, it is GREEN!! now who has green hair no one! she is funny too, like orihime, except better!

I LOVE ALL THE VIZARDS!! (but those two especially! look up )

Hated bleach characters!!

Yamamoto- he is a useless leader, all my reasons for hating him are in my Comments on Bleach section

Aizen- i actually kinda do like him, now before you go all "TRAITOR!" on me, i only like him for how smart he is, i mean he plans out everything before the people that are going to do the plan decide it for themselves, he is like the puppet master, now that is why i like him, otherwise he is a dickface, evil, and he ALMOST KILLED TOSHIRO AND MOMO, that means he has to die in my book!

My Favorite Other Characters:

Edward- no needed explaination (Twilight)

Jacob-i dig the whole werewolf thing okay... (Twilight)

Alice- futuristic (Twilight)

Leogolas- he can take down a whole Olephant (Lord of the Rings)

Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Jack Sparrow- thinking out of the box is sweet (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Puck- he is the Trickster King (Sister's Grimm)

Luna Lovegood- i like pudding, she likes pudding, we could get along (Harry Potter)

Bleach Couples that i adore:

Toshiro Hitsugaya x Momo Hinamori- match made in heaven!

Ichigo Kurosaki x Rukia Kuchiki- birds of a feather are made to be together

Orihime x Ishida

Orihime x Ulquiorra-he cares deep deep deepppp deeeeeppp down inside!

Yourichi x Urahara

Jinta x Ururu

Kensei x Mashiro- even though he gets annoys with her, i think that deep down he has a soft spot for her!

Hiyori x Shinji-ever notice that he is the only one who she ever hits (aside from ichigo, but he deserves it sometimes) and that he stopped a hollow for her, i think they really care about one another!

Others couples i adore:

Hikaru X Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)- just plain adorable

Edward X Bella- they are just meant for each other and will be FOREVER!! (Twilight)

Enter Twilight the movie rant...

I hate and love the movie!! The acting was horrible, it made me laugh a majority of the time since a lot of it was so cheesy! I think that Jasper was super ugly and to all you Robert Pattinson lovers out there I have one thing to say…ROBERT PATTISON LOOKS LIKE HE IS STONED A MAJORITY OF THE TIME, IT IS SOOOO UGLY AND HE DOESN’T WASH HIS HAIR, HIS HAIR! DO YOU GUYS NOT FIND THAT GROSS IN THE SLIGHTEST! I FEEL SO BAD FOR THE HAIR STYLIST(s) WHO HAD TO TOUCH THE UNWASHED, FILTHY, PROBABLY BUG INFESTED HAIR!! WHY DO PEOPLE THINK SOMEOME WITH DISGUSTING HAIR IS HOT AND ATTRACTIVE, THAT IS JUST WRONG!! Sorry that was just my Robert Pattinson rant, it is out of my system now. Oh and I feel bad that Kristin Stewart had to kiss said gross man and touch his said gross hair and now is dating that said gross man, what does she see in him...he doesn't even shave! And Jacob Black, Jacob Black mind you, was FREAKING hotter that Edward!! That is not right, it should be the other way around!! No one should be hotter than Edward, but noooo Jacob Black is hotter than Edward since Taylor Lautner is wayyyy better looking that Robert P.!! the only other person that I liked that was casted in the movie was Alice, she seemed to fit the character much better than anyone else, Kirsten Stewart was my second favorite actress, she too seemed like Bella...but now in New Moon she is going to be wearing makeup...yes makeup. you are probably like 'what is the problem with makeup?' well Bella doesn't wear any, none, zippo, zilch and now Bella will be. Anyway, I’m still really excited for New Moon to come out (11.20.09)! I can’t wait! (I just realized that I am a total hypocrite, I critize the Twilight movie, yet I will still go and see New Moon, made by the same people who made the Twilight movie and messed it up…I am nutcase…)

End Twilight the movie rant...

Jacob x Leah- since bella has edward and if they didn't have nessie then i think that leah would be with jacob, they both need somebody (Twilight)

Tohru x Kyo- all i can say is that i called it (fruits Basket)

Hatsuharu x Rin- she loves him so much she breaks up with him to protect him! how is that not romantic? (Fruits Basket)

Kyoko x Katsuya- he stayed with her and cared about her even if there was an 8 year age gap! (Fruits Basket)

Luke x Tear- (Tales of the Abyss)

Guy x Natalia- (Tales of the Abyss)

Anise x Ion- (Tales of the Abyss)

Sabrina x Puck- so cute, when will they realize they are made for each other! (Sisters Grimm)

Harry x Ginny- we already know the epilogue (Harry Potter)

Hermoine x Ron-totes adorbs

Bleach Couples i hate with a passion:

Hitsugaya x Rukia- who even came up with this couple, i don't even think that they are very close friends, let alone do they talk to each other out of choice.

Hitsugaya x Karin

Hitsugaya x Yachiru-

Hitsugaya x OC WILL NEVER HAPPEN IN A MILLION YEARS

Rukia x Renji

Momo x Aizen

Momo x Kira- yucky

Momo x Ichigo-i just started reading this fanfic and it was a romance between these two. i was like WTF!! who came up with this idea, i don't even think that they met and that is just weird anyway...

Ichigo x Orihime

Other Couples i hate with a passion:

Hikaru x Kaora (Ouran High School Host Club)- hello!! they are freaking twins and so are related, if they love each other even though they pretend to be gay in the story that is just plain disgusting...

IN REFERENCE TO THE BELOW STATEMENTS, PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED IF YOU ARE GAY/LESBIAN, I AM A FULL SUPPORTER OF GAY RIGHTS AND HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF OTHERS BECAUSE OF THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION. THIS STATEMENT WAS JUST REFERRING TO THE PAIRINGS OF CERTAIN CHARACTERS WHO ARE MADE GAY BY WRITERS WHEN IN THE SERIES/BOOK/WHATEVER THEY ARE IN, THEY ARE NOT HOMOSEXUAL AT ALL.

I HATE ANY GAY/LESBIAN PAIRINGS OF BLEACH CHARACTERS!! LIKE TOSHIRO X ICHIGO OR BYAKUYA X RENJI OR ICHIGO X RENJI!! HELLO THOSE ARE NOT GOING TO EVER HAPPEN! IF THEY WOULD HAVE HAPPENED THEN THE CREATOR WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!

I ALSO HATE ANY GAY/LESBIAN PAIRINGS OF ANY CHARACTERS!! HELLO IF THE AUTHOR/CREATOR DID NOT HAVE THEM BE GAY THEN THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE!! (if the author/creator did have them be gay/lesbian then i have no objection)

Comments on Bleach (Fanfic included)- Is It Just Me?:

1. many people like to put Ichigo as the captain of the 5th divsion. most of the stories that i read always have him as that divison's captain. why can't he be the captain of the 3rd or the 9th? isn't it possible he could lead those squads. (Fanfiction)

2. also, Hisagi usually ends up as the captain of the 9th divison. again couldn't it be possible that he become the leader of the other divisons? (Fanfiction)

3. there are barely any fanfic (that i can find) on orihime and ulquiorra. i mean i really like this couple, ulquiorra is one of my favorite characters in the whole thing and i like him with orihime.(Fanfiction)

4. there are barely any pairings of siblings in any story (thank god) and the only ones i can find are between byakya and rukia (which is wrong) are there really barely any siblings in bleach?(Fanfiction)

5. the commander guy does nothing!! he makes the dumbest decisions ever that benefit no one!! SPOILERS! with rukia's execution he just stood by and let it happen just becasue the central 46 people said so, when orihime was captured he was like "you can't go come back and protect me!" (even though aizen really did want them to come, but the old man didn't know that he was just being selfish!) and then he attcked shunsi and ukitake because they helped whoever (i don't remember), this guy is the suckiest leader ever, even though he is really strong, and yes i know that he tries to make the best decisions for everyone, but that doesn't mean its right! he is just a dumb decision maker!

6. ever notice that hisagi, ichigo, kaien, and that whitehaired Vaizard guy all LOOK THE SAME!! did kubo tite lose his originality or something, they are all like the same drawing except with different hair color and tattoes in the case of hisagi. please get some new designs!!

7. so i was all for ichigo fighting aizen and everything SPOILERS but i mean come on. have him fight aizen with his super awesome bankai and then bam back to a human only for him to fight someone else. will this story never end??? can the characters just not have a happy ending? is there even going to be an ending because this is ridiculous my goodness.

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"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever." - Hitsugaya Toushiro from Bleach. (he is so poetic swoon)

LONG LIVE TOSHIRO!!

LONG LIVE HITSUHINA!!- by Kazeek

Quotes i find awesome

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me"

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia"

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

Pick the ones that fit you the best (ones in bold fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer. (Ish... I'm wicca-ish)
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big assets.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm FAT, so I MUST be made fun of.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm QUIET so I MUST be timid and shy
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm of MIXED ANCESTRY so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (I don't act depressed, even when I AM...)
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I LIKE to sit back and just watch other peoples interactions, so i MUST be a stalker/murderer/rapist.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FAT, so I MUST be ignored and treated as an inferior.

Stereotypes are wrong people. Ditch 'em.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
And face our father's, of course. X3

this is very very very true!!

this is so sad it almost made me cry. T_T

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal.

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lulluby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned to suck y thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I'm a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It's very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I'm becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the docter today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's an abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that docter again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The docter called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I'm in Jesus's arms.

He's holding me

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me mommy.

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that has stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, repost this. And if you almost cried post this in your profile.

surprisingly these are all true and fit me...weird.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a door, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever run into a tree,copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever run into a pole, copy this into your profile.

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile

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If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long and you just wanna make it longer, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YES I'M LAUGHING AT YOU.

If you are odd and proud of it, copy this on your profile.

If you think that I am making you think too much, copy this on your profile.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN...

getting HIGH meant swinging at the playground?

the worst thing you could get from boys was c0oties?

'm 0 m' (was your hero)

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsUeS were about who ran the fastest?

when-WAR-was a card game

and life was simple and carefree?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if you're still 5 inside...no matter how old you are