I love to write. I always have tons of ideas flowing in my head and can't think until I write them down.

Occupation:Writer

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

9 Things I Find Annoying:

1. People Who Point At Their Wrist While Asking For The Time... I Know Where My Watch Is Pal, Where The Hell Is Yours? Do I Point At My Crotch When I Ask Where The Toilet Is?

2. People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Ass To Search The Entire Room To Find The TV Remote Because They Refuse To Get Up And Change The Channel Manually.

3. When People Say, 'Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.' Damn Right! What Good Is Cake If You Can't Eat It?

4. When People Say, 'It's Always The Last Place You Look.' Of Course It Is. Why The Hell Would You Keep Looking After You Found It? Do People Do This? Who And Where Are They? I'm Gonna Kick Their Asses!

5. When People Say While Watching A Film, 'Did You See That?' No Loser, I Spent 12 Dollars To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Damn Floor.

6. People Who Ask, 'Can I Ask You A Question?' Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There, Did Ya Sunshine?

7. When Something Is 'New And Improved.' Which Is It? If Its New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If Its An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It, So It Can't Be New.

8. When People Say, 'Life Is Too Short.' What The Hell? Life Is The Longest Damn Thing Anyone Ever Does! What Can You Do Thats Longer?

9. When You're Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, 'Has The Bus Come Yet?' If The Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here Dumbass?

(Credit to xFireChickx)

10 Ways To Annoy People

1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"

2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Pubic, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"

3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.

4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.

5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)

6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"

7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"

8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"

9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."

10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"

THE TOP 5 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME!

5) Rules
4) Being corrected when I know I'm right.
3) Know-it-alls
2) Closed-minded people.
1) People who don't like me or insult me because of my views/opinions

You know you are living in 2008 when:

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the telly.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you are thinking about sending to your friends and family.

9) And you were too busy to realise number 5 was missing

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put that in your profile if you fell for it and you know it

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Rocket Power, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Let's see what my is going to be like :)

A: Hot

S: Cute

H: Easy to fall in love with

L: Smile to die for

E: Has gorgeous eyes

Y: Is loved by everyone

What Kisses And Other Things Mean

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

Movies

A Goofy Movie

Last Holiday

An Extremley Goofy Movie

The Wild Thornberry's Movie

Honey

ATL

Uncle P

God's Gift

Like Mike

Bring It On

Bring It On: All or Nothing (Not a big fan of the second movie)

Bring It On:In It to Win It

High School Musical

High School Musical 2

High School Musical 3

Karate Kid (2010)

Take the Lead

TV Shows/Cartoons

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Avatar: The Last Air Bender

Kim Possible

My Wife and Kids

Full House

One on One

That's So Raven

Hannah Montana

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody(and its spin-off show)

106 & Park

True Jackson:VP

Victorious

Spongebob Squarepants

MTV Cribs

Teen Cribs

Saved by the Bell

Maya and Miguel

Magic School Bus

How to Rock

iCarly

Teen Titans

Shake It Up

Music

T.I

Drake

Lil Twist

Mindless Behavior

Bow Wow

Lil Mama

Ciara

Soulja Boy Tell'em

Mariah Carey

Janet Jackson

Ludacris

Eve

Blaque

B5

Beyonce

Destiny's Child

Kelly Rowland

Missy Elliot

Shakira

Jay-Z

Trina

Diamond

50 Cent

Chris Brown

Tweet

Rihanna

Cymphonique

Nicki Minaj

Favorite Actors & Actresses

Beyonce

Ashley Tisdale

Queen Latifah

Dylan and Cole Sprouse

Christy Carloson Ramano

Jessica Alba

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Denzel Washington

Doc Shaw

Emily Osment

Miley Cyrus

Mitchel Musso

Jason Earles

Kyla Pratt

Josh Peck

Drake Bell

Miranda Cosegroove

Jeanette McCurdy

Nathan Kress

Jamie Lynn Spears

The McClain Sisters

Gabriella Union

Chelsea Tavers

RavenSymone

Roshon Fegan

Bella Thorne

Zendaya

Adam Irigoyen

Tamera Mowry

Tia Mowry

Pooch Hall

Wendy Raquel Robinson

Brittany Daniel

Coby Bell

Hosea Chanchez

Barry Floyd

Favorite Couples on a TV Show or a Cartoon

Zoey 101: Michael/Lola, Chase/Zoey, Logan/Dana, Logan/Quinn, Logan/Zoey (I don't know why I just think they're cute together)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Alvin/Brittany, Simon/Jeanette, and Theodore/Eleanor

Saved by the Bell: Zack/Lisa and Slater/Jessie

Avatar: The Last Air Bender: Aang/Katara, Sokka/Suki, Sokka/Yue, Zuko/Mai

That's So Raven: Devon/Raven or Eddie/Raven

Magic School Bus: Carlos/Dorothy Ann, Tim/Keesha or Ralphie/Keesha, or Ralphie/Wanda

Recess:TJ/Spinelli, TJ/Ashley A., Vince/Gretchen, Vince/Ashley B.

Victorious: Andre/Tori, Beck/Jade, Robbie/Cat, Beck/Cat

iCarly: Freddie/Carly (Friendship only), Sam/Freddie, Sam/Spencer

Shake It Up: Ty/Cece, Duece/Rocky

Teen Titans: Robin/Starfire, Beast Boy/Raven

How to Rock: Zander/Kacey, Nelson/Grace, Kevin/Stevie

44 things a girl would die for

i would do this for her

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly and touch her face.

are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it.

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19- NEVER ignore her.
20-tell her the way you feel about her!

oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-Tell her she means everything to you
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-kiss her in front of other girls you know

26-don't lie to her
27-dont cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-instant message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you

are you still reading this? u better be, its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her

36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. (if you mean it)
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.)
44. Always Remind her how much you love her.

youll never know when she needs just a lil more love

repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"
Girls Repost: 44 things a girl would die for

(Put this on your page if u LOVE music

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IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

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