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~Fun Fact~
Undertakers report that human bodies do not deteriorate as quickly as they used to. The reason, they believe, is that the modern diet contains so many preservatives that these chemicals tend to prevent the body from decomposing too rapidly after death.

Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something. The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones] (Take that Shikamaru!)

FAVORITE QUOTES:

"Nothing makes a nutjob more excited than dangling the carrot of 'World Domination' in front of him!"
~said by Ukitake in the fanfiction story 'Right Where I Belong'[chapter 10] written by username bleachigo (one of the best fanfics I've read on this site btw)

'I've never really looked at you before, but I'm loving the view'- Ruri-iro Kujaku to Yumichika

'Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.'

'If you're going to die... throw a punch, cause an explosion, use whatever method you can to make sure that you go down fighting... and take as many as those bastards with you when you die.'- Hitori Kyuuketsuki

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.-Ben Franklin

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

War determines not who is right, but who is left

A mighty oak is the result of a nut who held its ground.

Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced you can't be promoted.

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in have and put it back in your pocket.

Experiece is not something you get, untill AFTER you need it.

I should have been chasing
the continuation of my dream,
but I got distracted by the people
on this thin road that took a sharp turn.
It’s not that I want to go back
to the days of back then,
I’m just searching
for the sky I’ve lost…
Please understand

It's not paranoia if you know they are out to get you.

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.

You can’t spell slaughter without laughter

In theory, everything works.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high level explosives.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

I respect your opinion; I just think it's stupid.

Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to.

If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

If I had no sense of humor then I would have commited suicide long ago.

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill
them.