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Author has written 36 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Merlin, Tokyo Mew Mew, Red Eye, Royal Pains, Psych, Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time, Wizards of Waverly Place, Avengers, and Bleach. Nickname: Uzu Profile: 90s kid, Female, ENFJ, Scorpio Nationality: Iranian-British Religion: Mandaean Animes: Naruto, Avatar, Inuyasha, Bleach, Death Note, Full Moon Wo Sagashite, D.N Angel, Skip Beat!, Absolute Boyfriend, Hikaru No Go, Buso Renkin, CardCaptors/Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, FMA, Tokyo Mew Mew/Mew Mew Power, Rurouni Kenshin, Ouran High School Host Club, Ghost Hunt, Pokemon, Aishiteruze Baby, Saint Dragon Girl, Vampire Knight, Boys over Flowers, C C C, Anti-Gravity Boy, Nodame Cantabile, Mars, Gokusen, Millenuim Snow (A thousand years of snow), School Rumble, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, etc etc Cartoons: Martin Mystery, Totally Spies, Team galaxy, Jackie Chan Adventures, Danny Phantom, Avatar, Ben 10 (alien force), Braceface, 6Teen, Fairly Odd Parents, The Ultimate Book of Spells, American Dragon, Kim Possible, X-Men Evolution etc etc Shows: Charmed, Heroes, BBC's Merlin, BBC's Sherlock, Misfits, some Disney Channel shows (Lizzie McGuire, That's So Raven, Suite Life, Wizards of Waverly Place, Sonny With A Chance), some Nick shows (Ned's Declassified, Zoey 101, Unfabulous, Drake & Josh, Victorious), Don't Blame The Koalas, Round the Twist (I knew I didn't make this show up!), Ally Mcbeal, Relic Hunter, Smallville, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Mentalist, Warehouse 13, Full House (the Korean drama not the sitcom), Martial Law, Supernatural, My So-Called Life, f.r.i.e.n.d.s, Scrubs, Ugly Betty, Monk, Bones, The Middle, Malcolm in the Middle, My Family, My Hero, Keeping Up Appearances, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, I Dream Of Jeannie, The Simpsons, Legend of the seeker, Raising Hope, Hellcats, Arrow, My Lovely Kim Sam Soon (Korean drama), Vicar of Dibley, The Vampire Diaries, Numb3rs, Orphan Black, Being Erica, Royal Pains, Psych, Suits, Once Upon A Time, Jane By Design, White Collar, Common Law, Haven, Glee, Tru Calling, True Blood, 10 Things I Hate About You, Chuck, Emily Owens M.D., Heartstrings (Korean drama), Hawaii Five-O, House, Awkward, New Girl, Bad Education, Community, Grey's Anatomy, Pretty Little Liars, Shining Inheritance/Brilliant Legacy (Korean drama), One Tree Hill, Mad Men, Outnumbered, My Mad Fat Diary, Drop Dead Diva, Sleepy Hollow, Do Over, The Librarians, The Carrie Diaries, About A Boy, The 100, Black Sails, Castle, Teen Wolf, Gossip Girl, Jane The Virgin, Gilmore Girls, Breaking Bad, Empire, Prison Break, Outlander, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Telenovela (2016), Lucifer, 12 Monkeys, Surviving Jack, Enlisted, Desperate Housewives, Dark Oracle, The Listener, Dramaworld, Daredevil, Baby Daddy, Samanth a Who, Hindsight, Frequency (as well as the awesome film!), Timeless, Riverdale, Emerald City, Franklin & Bash, Chewing Gum, Line of Duty, Greek, Black Mirror, Hustle (BBC), Ackley Bridge, American Gods, Still Star-Crossed, 13 Reasons Why, The Mindy Project, Game of Thrones, Timewasters, Fresh off the Boat, Veronica Mars, Underground, Being Human (only season one), Parks and Recreation (got up to s02e07 and got bored), Big Little Lies, Westworld, How to Get Away with Murder, Insatiable, The Good Place, Girlboss, Lost, How I Met Your Mother, Younger, Anne with an E, The Virtues, The OC, Never Have I Ever, Dear White People, Sex Education, etc... As for reality TV, I don't tend to go for the trashy kind like Jershey Shore, I generally watch shows like Plain Jane, I Used To Be Fat, Extreme Loss Edition, Fat Families, Embarrassing Bodies, Strong (2016), Queer Eye, Revenge Body, etc Films: Harry Potter, Just Like Heaven, Red Eye, A Walk to Remember, The Proposal, Police Academy Movies, Spiderman, Beauty and the Beast (and other Disney Classics), Meet the Robinsons, Indiana Jones, Chronicles of Narnia, anything with superheroes, all Hugh Jackman movies, Anastasia, Die Hard series, Swan Princess, Shrek series, and many many many more movies...*film buff alert* Pairings: The list is here. Games: Anything adventurous. Legend of Zelda, Mario, Crash Bandicoot and Banjo Kazooie games are some of my favourites. Music: Literally anything worth listening to. I love all genres. Three Days Grace, Sum41 and 30 Seconds to Mars are my favourite bands. Books: As a librarian I’ve come across many books and many authors and learnt that most of it…is formulaic crap. Seriously. But I don’t learn my lesson so here’s my goodreads page filled with cynical reviews. Mostly. Authors: I never said I didn't have a favourite. I read and own anything that's Mhairi McFarlane. Languages: Arabic is my mother tongue; went to Iranian school to read and write Farsi (unfortunately forgot most of it when I moved to England to learn English…but I will pick it up again! Mark my words!); currently practising Spanish. Aspirations: To write and produce TV. Other web pages: Archiveofourown; Cillian Proboards Fan Forum; Crunchyroll; DeviantArt; ; Fictionpress; LiveJournal; Psychfic; The Beta Branch; twitter; wattpad; Youtube What do I look for in fanfiction? Good characterisation, consistent plot, bonus if it's beta-read. I will gorge in anything time travel. So...I hope you will enjoy my fanfictions and sorry if I take too long to update xXx STORIES ON HOLD: It's A Very, Very Mad World Deception Of Murder, Mistrust and Pineapple Wild and Wary If It's Not The Fish That Kills You Labyrinth Of A Soul (so changing the name) Hear You Me The Bittersweet Camaraderie Grey Howl The Underhanded Raven Meet the Parents Daphne & Liam's Excellent Adventure Where the Roses Deck Age of Princesses, Pirate Ships and Seven Dwarves Cat's in the Cradle series MOST LIKELY ABANDONED: A New Journey Begins: Part 2 The Future Visit Crossover Dimensions Trail of consequences Rule the World Flash to the future (People still request for this. I'm sorry guys, I lost interest, not only in the fic, but the fandom itself. I'm very disappointed in where it headed, so I saved myself the heartbreak and kept my distance from the fandom. Also, all my Naruto fics are shit, why are you guys still reading?? XD) Bittersweet Passion An unspoken attraction (Forgot about the limited days on fanfic documents, so all chapters were deleted, couldn't be asked to continue) Repercussions Space Bound Battling Fears STORIES I THOUGHT ABOUT WRITING BUT PROBABLY WILL NEVER GET TO: The good ol' days - A Naruto high school setting fic AU. Help Naruto and the others survive Konoha High. The Enemy's Portal - Charmed fic, set in Season 6. About Chris who ends up even further back in the past (to series 3). And It All Fell Down - An MCU fic set during the airport fight in Civil War where Peter gets hurt pushing Sam and Bucky out of falling debris and they all get trapped in the building. (I actually wrote half of this, but didn't know how to write the rest so it's just sitting in my docs.) IN PROGRESS: Wizards of Waverly The Curveball Fun stuff I collected over the years...feel free to just hide it all! Here are ten facts xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Wow Wow I Wow I can't Wow I can't believe Wow I can't believe you Wow I can't believe you wasted Wow I can't believe you wasted your Wow I can't believe you wasted your time Wow I can't believe you wasted your time reading Wow I can't believe you wasted your time reading this! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Stupid questions are better than stupid mistakes. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx This space is intentionally left blank. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10 Commandements of a Teenager! 1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?) 2) thou shall not do drugz (you can break this one, it not that 3) thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection) 4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger 5) thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more 6) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them) 7) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more) 9) thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz - just do it) 10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Use what talent you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx WHAT IS A TEENAGER? A teenager is…. …. a person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The old believe everything, the middle-age suspect everything, the young know everything. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx There are 2 ways to spread happiness; either be the light who shines it or the mirror who reflects it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it's more likely to be female. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Answering Machine Messages 1) Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, 2) Hi. I am probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. 3) A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx When I first met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Being a full time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs...since the payment is pure love. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Assorted thoughts 1. I’m not aging, I just need re-potting. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A goal without a plan is just a wish. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 20 Useless facts: In average a woman smiles more often than a man. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom. If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. There are more TV sets in the US than there are people in the UK. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. A cow farts about 600 litres of metangas every day. That is enough to fyll up 40 party ballons. On average, a person laughs about 15 times each day. More than six billion hot dogs are consumed annually in the US. You breathe about ten million times a year. Sweden was the first country in the world to keep population statistics. There are 31,536,000 seconds in a year. If you attempted to count to stars in our galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all. Drivers kill more deer than hunters. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. The ten most generous countries are all in Europe. Sri Lanka has lowest divorce rate in the world - and the highest rate of female suicide. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make the words good. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Bad Day There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “No, it’s not that. Today is the worst day of my When I left the building to my car, I found out it I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Genuis is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx What to say when someone is insulting you when you're right next to them: "I'm sorry, I'm a bit deaf, I can't hear assholes." "I'm sorry, I can't hear over the sound of how awesome I am." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is a decision. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx An acquaintance is someone we know well enough to borrow from but not enough to lend to. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Painting is just another way of keeping a diary. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is waste cat This is thirty cat This is seconds cat This is of cat This is a cat This is dumbass's cat This is life cat Now read the third word of every line. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Revenge is a wasteful thing; in the end, you hurt just as much as before and nothing has changed but that you have blood on your hands. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 98 percent of those who like Tokyo Mew Mew only like it. If you are one of the 2 percent who are OBSESSED, copy and paste this into your profile. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx If you are a total hopeless and utter fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 8 outrageous facts: 1. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans! 2. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural. 3. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete! 4. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. 5. Most lipstick contains fish scales! 6. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. 7. In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year. 8. In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The voice actor of Bugs Bunny is actually allergic to carrots. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn’t expect to be paid back. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Never eat with your mouth full. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 10. You were too busy to notice number five. 11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Worry is like a rocking chair - it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Welcome to Hell. Here's your copy of Windows. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx If you can’t convince them, confuse them. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I'm going to Live forever or Die trying... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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