I love to write.

Fave books:Harry Potter, the Brick (AKA Les Miserables)

Fave Manga/Anime: One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Black Bird, Death Note

Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at The Cafe Musain

-Tell Enjolras that he would get a lot more followers if he gave speeches shirtless

-Teach Grantaire the lyrics to "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

-Hang up pictures of questionable scenes from the 25ac for the Amis to see

-Steal Enjolras' "Red Waistcoat of Freedom" and run around singing, "ONE MORE DAY BEFORE THE STORM!"

-Inform Jolllly that joining a secret, revolutionary group is the first sign of having the deadly disease "revolution-itis"

-Saying the following joke:

"How many beautiful, blonde revolutionaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? None! Enjolras doesn't screw! Hahahahaha!"

-Jehan is not Kurt Hummel. Saying so is just rude - and highly anachronistic

-Just don't cast Glee in general; i.e., Marius is not Finn, Grantaire is not Puck, Enjolras is not Sam...

-Nor am I allowed to cast other musicals, because Enjolras is not the following: The Phantom, Joseph, Che, Sweeney Todd, Captain Von Trapp, The Beast, Danny Zuko, Jesus...

-No calling Marius a Jonas Brother

-I am not allowed to compare Aaron Tveit or any other actor I deem "hot" to Enjolras - Enjolras is not "hot"; he is Angelically Beautiful

-Les Amis are not the Jets from West Side Story - even if Javert is Officer Krupke.

-I am not allowed to dress up as Patria in hope that Enjolras will kiss me/do unspeakable things with me

-Asking Enjolras and Grantaire "Who's on top?" is not funny, despite how loudly Courfeyrac laughs

-I am not allowed to become part of Courfeyrac's "Collection".

-Nor am I allowed to ask how many "pieces" there are to it.

-Enjolras is not: Sexy, hot, do-able, gorgeous, lust-worthy, a tease, or Mr. Centerfold-Enjolras, and calling him so is inappropriate

-Giving Grantaire my laptop and letting him read Frenchboy slashfics is not a good idea, as it give R what he deems to be "good ideas"

-Enjolras is not my "husband" or my "beau", so I cannot call him that

-I am not allowed to ask Combeferre to tutor me, as I am "unteachable"

-Mimicking Enjolras while he gives a speech is a bad thing to do, and not good for your health

-Combeferre is not Dr. Spencer Reid, and implying so is anachronistic and rude

-Introducing the boys to tumblr is not safe

-Ramin Karimloo is not to be mentioned during meetings by me or anyone else

-Nor is Hadley Fraser

-Or any guy who's played an Ami

Stop the Pairing Wars!

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You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.