It's the sequel to "Devils Like To Dance" and the demonic duo is back in action yet again, with the rest of the gang in the 21st century! Ciel and Alois are still up to their usual hijinks, still solving murder and doing away with the supernatural pests that plague London, all while maintaining a semi-normal relationship; for a pair of demons, at least...

A collection of random humorous (mostly) omake, drabbles, and one-shots, presented for your entertainment...pretty much completely at random.

This is the story of a boy who was expected to save the world and his life after he was adopted by none other than Severus Snape, feared Bat of the Dungeons. Sequel to "Glimpses" - Harry adapts to school and his new father. NO SLASH.

The bro adventures of bros doing bro things.

A compilation of One-shot story that i'll do in the future will be all here divided by chapters. I hope you enjoy ever story!

What if Narcissa Malfoy was the mother that had helped Harry Potter at King's Cross Station on September 1st instead of Molly Weasley? After all, the Malfoys are apt to latch onto anything remotely useful to them and use it. And if she wants another son, then who is anyone to deny her that? After all, how much could that possibly change?

All the King of Heroes wanted was a peaceful evening to enjoy the fair. Really, it's not too much to ask...

Just one night started it all, and their game began. There's a twist to it though, their "game" became so much more than sex after the first time they slept together. Ciel started wanting things like whips and handcuffs and Sebastian was more than happy to give him everything he wanted. (SebaCiel. Ciel is 16 years old. BDSM. Yaoi. Smut in all chapters. PWP. Updated often)

An AU I wrote in literally 3 days based off of a really stupid idea I had. Arthuria is a knight off to save a damsel in distress from a far off land, who has been trapped up in a tall tower. But in a land like Babylonia, will anything go as planned for the King of Knights?

Story for Hairy Pawter. Harry accidentally gets turned into a cat. Worse yet, he gets adopted by Draco Malfoy. Rated M because of sensitive topics such as self-harm, suicide, child abuse, and because of later chapters ;) Drarry, DracoXHarry. Contains slash and boyslove.

*COMPLETE* It's 8th year at Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead. Harry and Draco get partnered together to do a six week potion assignment but on the first night something they never imagined ends up happening, it's both good and very bad. Will they survive it? -AU- Dumbledore & Snape alive - MATURE ADULT CONTENT!

Unlike her, he didn't care much for allegories.

Kirei knew there were at least thirty-three ways this could go wrong. He just didn't think that the King of Heroes would be able to practice all thirty-three simultaneously and then add his own personal flair to it all.

fem!harry Abused Marie is adopted by the Malfoys' and taken to Malfoy manor where Lord Voldemort is also staying. What will happen when LV finds out Marie Potter is now a Malfoy and that Lucius had betrayed him? LV and fem!harry pairing later. J.K.R. owns harry potter, not me, but I have Marie Rosalina Potter, my gender bent version of Harry. NO FLAMES please! On short Hiatus:)

Ciel needs a guide once he becomes a demon, but all he's left with is a butler who seems to hate him. Ciel may think that leaving Sebastian will solve the problems, but Sebastian might have other plans.

What if both Gilgamesh and Saber were drenched in the Grail's darkness at the end of Fate/Zero? Waking up with a real human body, Arturia struggles to come to terms with her past, adjust to the present she didn't ask for and make sure that the Fifth Grail War never happens in the future… all with the golden King's unsolicited presence by her side. COMPLETE.

Care. Concern. Love. Desire - with them, it's always everything. In. Full. Measures. [GilArt]. Image: Google

She was like a utopia that was always just one step out of his reach - but that was exactly what made her a treasure worth fighting for. A series of loosely connected Gilgamesh / Saber oneshots and character analyses.

"For the last time, Yashiro-san, I don't collect Mogami-san's hair." Crack. Drabbles. Eventual RenxKyoko. Chapter 49: Of New Recruits and First Words. NOW COMPLETE! :D

Mostly modern day one shots but I will also write others. All Rowaelin but I might find other pairings when the next book comes out. If there are spoilers it will be listed at the top. Mostly T rated stuff. Feel free to review and give prompts, and credit will be given

Gilgamesh buys a grand yacht, cleverly annoys people, takes over the world, and generally gets everything he wants...except Saber. Oneshot. Set after Fate/Zero. [Twelve Shots of Summer: Second Raid]

Rin stays are Shirou's place. Archer does not approve. Archer, Shirou, Rin. Gen. Crack. No spoilers.

Asami, Akihito, Fei Long, Mikhail, Kuroda, Kirishima, Suoh, Sakazaki, Sudou, Yoh, and Tao all get together to answer questions from fans. You know it can't possibly be as civilized as it sounds... *Chapter 2*- The cast of Viewfinder responds to 55 new questions!

Apparently, Feliciano is afraid of thunderstorms and the only way to calm him down is through some much-appreciated cuddling with a certain someone. According to Lovino, Feliciano is a little - and he knows the truth. Ludwig falls for it- except he finds out and allows it anyways.

Alfred never thought that grocery shopping was incredibly thrilling - in fact, it was more of a routine chore, something that had to be done regularly. When he finds a note addressed to him left on an empty shelf, the weekly journey to the grocery store quickly became something he looked forward to.

On the day he's meant to meet his soulmate, Alfred F. Jones completely forgets

Feliciano has woken from a coma unable to speak or understand Italian - but he's speaking near fluent German. His is a rare case, and Lovino hunts down anyone in the hospital who can speak German. Enter Ludwig. While he recovers his Italian with the help of his brother and this interesting stranger, he'll sort out Lovino's guilt and his fateful attraction to Ludwig. - GerIta

From the prompt: "You know how Eleven is always spitting out his wine, how about a story where River tries to find a wine that the Doctor likes and succeeds..."

What do our beloved Italian Twins do for fun in the 1300s. Apparently they like to cause their servants headaches... Based off the headcanon: Nations can change their gender whenever they want.

President Lory forces Kyoko and half of LME to participate in a speed dating event. Kyoko is horrified! She's never even been on a date before. And what's wrong with these men that they're asking for her number? What will Ren do once he finds out whats going on? Short-ish story.

The last thing Lucius Malfoy expected when he walked into Harry Potter's muggle neighborhood, was to become the guardian of one Harry J Potter. AU. Set Winter Break 1st year. Not Slash! Malfoy's adopt Harry. Contains the disciplinary spanking of minors. You have been warned.

The past of Hisau Maiya. Time: Before the events of Fate/Zero. Source for the picture used as the cover: /member p?mode medium&illust id 28022927

While at Weston College, Ciel starts having certain...feelings, which Sebastian finds cute...and decides on a way to make Ciel even cuter. ONESHOT! WARNINGS: SebaCiel, explicit yaoi, possible dubcon, underage sex (Ciel is 13)

PWP. Not really sure how to summaries it. Asami and Akihito have a little alone time.

"Well then," said Saber, as she raised her glass to her lips. "May the best king win." (Or, the one where Saber makes questionable life choices, Diarmuid refuses to live up to Irish stereotypes, and there is way too much alcohol going around, even for Servants.)

As a Phantomhive, Francis didn't quite feel right. It wasn't that she didn't love her family - it was just that she didn't fit in. Francis-centric.

It had been a while since bartender Sebastian and his boyfriend, Ciel, had gotten together. When Ciel wakes up with a hangover after drinking the night before, the pair of men remember just how exactly they met. One-shot, modern AU.

A lovely child marked by Hell, and the demon to which he is forever bound. SebaCiel, mentions of MPREG, Cinderella fairy tale AU; Re-uploaded.

Drabbles based on Brotherly Messages. Contains various pairings, mainly gerita and pruaus

110 Messages Germany has sent or said over the phone to Prussia. Their home life is never dull, that's for sure, but Germany wishes it didn't involve the police so much.

A series of one-shots depicting the shenanigans of one demon butler and his equally devilish master. Set in modern au. Sebastian has an interesting hobby.

This kitten is a food thief! One man's house is the target, yet he's also a cat lover, and he wants to own the cat who doesn't want to have an owner. Ciel and Alois are adopted by two men, but what are these two humans' real intentions? What will happen between them? The obvious perhaps? Smut/Yaoi. SebxCiel.

Gilgamesh summons Arturia as her Master for the Fifth Fuyuki City Holy Grail War. [Semi-Permanent Hiatus]

Even now, Jim could still feel the presence of his brother, running up from behind him and hugging him happily. It was all he had left of yesterday. Alois Trancy introspective as he looks back over his life, and realizes that he has nothing left of yesterday.

Alfred, ruler of the Kingdom of Spades, is about to be married. Yet we find our hero hiding in a closet with a pile of hamburgers. Cardverse!AU.

I hate ten. It was ten at night when it happened. It was a ten percent chance of rain, and yet, it was pouring. Ten is the number that you love. Well, the number one is my favorite because you are the one for me.

I'm not sure why I resurrected that stupid blonde brat, but now I'm stuck with him. It's not all that bad, I suppose. Eternity is quite boring if nothing interesting happens. -Ciel Yes, the series continues in the 2000s! Our favourite young lords now spend their days getting into trouble, making friends and enemies, and perhaps, falling in love?

Harry becomes doubtful of Dumbledore's side of the war. Things are no longer how he remembers them. When he listens to Draco's side of the story how will his own path change? Dark(ish)!Harry Slash! TR/HP Currently in Beta to improve quality! :)

So when ever I feel like writing something random or have an random idea, I will put it here! Mostly FemShin-chanXKaito, but I will try some other things too... So far only Shin-Kai though XD

[Modern Day AU] Alois and Ciel are best friends, that enough ensures a wild ride.

And thus the previous journey has ended but maybe in this tale the king can be crowned and be with the one he truly cares about. However, even lotuses can have thorns... "This time I refuse to give you up to anyone, no matter what you say. You are mine and mine alone my dear Queen." (Extra/Staynight Crossover, GilgameshXFemale MC)

In which Prussia's a surprisingly amazing dancer and has hidden talents in matchmaking and singing, Germany's insanely jealous and Italy's a bit oblivious to it all. ( Because Prussia's awesome and had dance lessons from Spain ) Gerita, Prussia x ?

Berkat buku diary pemberian sang Chichinashi tercinta, Ayato akhirnya menorehkan kata-katanya dalam bentuk tulisan 'indah'. Apa sih, isinya diary Ayato? / All Ayato's POV / Alexie is back in Fanfiction! / Reviews recommended.

They say that it takes ten encounters to change a first impression. Well, it took ten times of meeting you to make me realize that my initial impression of you will never change. Just ten brief situations that made me fall in love with you.

Veritaserum always reveals the truth, though it may not be what either party wants to hear. Or the one where Seamus goes to Umbridge's office for tea and just can't keep his mouth shut.

Of course Lovino Vargas had to have a younger brother. And of course Ludwig had to fall for him. Human/College AU

The Room of Requirement provides what is required; what is needed. During eighth year Harry and Draco WANT a place to duel without getting caught and expelled. What they NEED is something quite different. The Room makes sure they get it. Harry/Draco slash. Drarry. WIP. MPreg.

What exactly did the Doctor get up to during that time he lived with the Ponds in "The Power of Three"? Suggestions welcome! Amy/Rory, Doctor/River

In the master's bedroom, it never ends in a bang, but in a whimper. (PWP)

Draco is given a list entitled '20 Things That Draco Malfoy is Forbidden To Do But Probably Will Do Upon Reading This List' by his best friend, Blaise, and he is challenged to complete every task on the list, no matter what the consequences

Heat was coursing through the demon's body. His senses were driving him insane and with the full moon shining brightly down on him it only added more fire to his raging need for a mate. Trying to suppress his animalistic urges, Sebastian surprisingly discovers that a certain young master shares the same feelings due to their binding contract. What will happen between them?

"Who's Amelia?" Clara's line in the Time of the Doctor inspired me to delve into the Doctor's mind as he regenerated. Just the Doctor thinking about his and Amy's friendship and relationship, and I hope this offers some closure to those who love Amelia Pond as much as I do.

In the end, there were only two heroes. She was a glimpse of a radiant light in the cave of shadows. He was a powerful ray, eternally luminous. She was the king of knights, bound to her fate by the chains of her past, a strong willed and fragile girl. He was the king of heroes, unmatched in power and wealth, and nothing less. More leaned towards Fate/Zero in terms of plot.

No matter how ill Reiji treats her. Minori continues to have those worthless feelings for him. It irritates him that she believes that he is capable of "love" and is willing to go such great lengths to prove it. He refuses to believe that he cares; especially towards a human girl... If only he knew. [ Reiji/Minori - OC from the Twin Brides fic ]

James' mouth opened, closed, opened again. "Um. Can babies have butterbeer?" / His wife narrowed her eyes, brow furrowed in confusion. "What?" / James stepped back from Harry's high chair, a cup of butterbeer in his hand and a bottle in the other. "I think he drank my butterbeer." / Trial and error, right? That's how you learn?

It's the first day of the rest of her life with the King of Heroes. Fate/Extra CCC, post-Gilgamesh ending, Gilgamesh & Hakuno (female).

WARNING: If you are looking for something serious to read, this is not where you should be looking. Go back NOW! Okay, now that's out of the way, Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING aside from the story. Just read and enjoy the crack and the weirdness of it all. The Fate stay/night casts discover chat room.

Follow our favorite boys through camping trips, naked lamps, and family life in this series of unrelated Drarry oneshots. SLASH! Rated T just in case.

Book 7: Hermione Granger wasn't around when Dobby bailed Harry and Ron out of Malfoy Manor. Draco Malfoy has enough on his head, but he can't resist trying to protect Hermione, as well. Are there things going on in the Manor that neither of them are aware of? Will Hermione succeed in relocating her boys, and will Draco succeed in relocating home?

Ciel tells his mom and dad he is gay. How will they react? Harsh language warning Dialoge. no sex Don't like it then don't read it.

You're meeting up with Draco, a close relative of yours, for the first time in ages. You've changed, and you know it - you've just gotten out of a bad relationship and you no longer believe in the existence of love. But he's changed, too. He's...happy. How? A story about the existence of love and giving love a chance, because it's always worth it in the end.

He knew who she would become: Doctor River Song, his wild, impetuous, gun-slinging archeologist. But the Doctor often wondered about who she had been... spoilers for series 6.

What happens when Kid, Conan, Heiji, Hakuba, and Haibara attend group therapy together? One-shot.

Harry and Ron find something Sirius left behind! Rated T for language

Arthur loses a bet and goes shopping with the Bad Touch Trio. USUK, rated T for language.

Collection of short stories involving the Doctor in all his parallel universes. Will be mostly 11 and Amy adventures, with occasional appearances from the rest of the Pond family.

Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!

Ciel is sleeping in late, so Sebastian uses desperate measures to wake him, but bochan is so startled by this he manages to tie himself up, completely vulnerable to the lustful demon...

Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.

Sequel to 'Little One'. Harry and Draco have reached age eleven, and are finally off to Hogwarts...house placement, new friends, new enemies, and old enemies...what could possibly go wrong? NOT Harry/Draco slash, hence the title dear readers...

Your name is Ludwig and you really aren't sure why the hell you had allowed yourself to be dragged into this infernal nightclub, or why you had accepted a few drinks after vowing to stay sober and perturbed. Or, more importantly, why you were consenting to having a now-drunk Feliciano grinding against you to the beat of some Euro-trash pop music...

"And what is it that you desire?" Once again, that strange feeling of unease overcame him. That empty look in her eyes, that cool tone of voice... Had someone switched her for a clone while he wasn't looking? There was something almost otherworldly about her. Even so, he spoke without the slightest hint of hesitation. "I desire for the submission of Arturia Pendragon."

The Doctor cannot help but text River during a meal in a posh restaurant with Amy and Rory. He is just hoping they never find out what he is talking to her about.

When a tradition bound, beplaited Iacob Yaxley takes anarchist Hermione Granger prisoner, he must rely on the The Well Bred Warlock Guide or help. Who will drive the other mad first? Yaxley or Granger?

It was rare for women to interest him, this so-called 'King of Knights', however, did just that. /Fate/Zero verse/Collection/Rated for safety/Uncertain of genre/

Being a Dark Lord is tiring; just ask Lord Voldemort. When his minions- erm, followers fail yet another simplistic mission involving Dunkin' Donuts, Voldie feels as though his totally awesome quest for blood purification/world domination is doomed. An old friend convinces him to retire, yes, that sounds wonderful. But who will carry out his work?... An heir! crack!fic. COMPLETE!

The picture of beauty. His own Avalon, in a way, and something that he would never be able to hold any closer than this, for she would defy him until the very bitter end. He supposed that there were simply some things in this world that you could never have. And maybe, just maybe, that's what made them so beautiful.

A series of short stories that chronicle the parenting experience Lucius and Narcissa would have had if Draco was a girl (and also Voldemort maybe, probably, definitely doesn't exist here). Originally from tumblr.

Lucius Malfoy has a sense of style. Too bad no one else around him does.

Elizabeth brings over an unpleasant surprise for Ciel, and Sebastian seems to prefer those animals over his Master! What will happen? M for chapter two.

Alfred is annoyed that Arthur only gets him joke presents for his birthday but, when Francis mentions Arthur's situation with his own birthday (and the fact he doesn't know the exact date), he hatches a plan... What's in store for Arthur when he finds a matryoshka doll on his front step?

In which Kamijou Touma is the unlucky object of affection of two Level Five tsunderes and gets himself inadvertantly kidnapped, Accelerator and Misaka Mikoto are forced to team up in order to rescue him and nearly kill each other in the process because they both want him, and eventually end up working together to save Touma, the day, and also themselves. DISCONTINUED SORRY :(

Four-year-old Ciel can be very sweet and adorable, but Vincent knew that he still needs to watch out for tantrum outbreaks, especially now that Rachel is nowhere to assist him.

AU: Shirou's worst nightmares have come true, but he is powerless to do anything about this. Implied ShirouXSaber, GilgameshXSaber and slight LancerXRin.

Fem!Harry. Marie Potter makes a deal with Lord Voldemort. Will it be for the better? Warnings inside! Please R&R And check out my other new story, "A different alternative to war" I do not own harry potter, j.k. rowling does! Marie lily potter is mine, though. hope you love the story! Please vote on my poll on my profile page. This story is now completed!

The Holy Grail was as twisted as it was omnipotent, and it definitely has a penchant for warping people's wishes. The King of Knights didn't exactly get what he wished for, nope, not at all. But as he stared at the mad red eyes which met his gaze defiantly, he found that he could probably live with that. Male!Saber X Fem!Gilgamesh.

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...a Hetalia/Breakfast Club fusion.

Vincent Phantomhive's parenting skills are unparalleled. Not really.

In this pseudo-sequel to 'Behind Closed Doors', the great King Arthur prepares for war with her noble knights. Unfortunately, Lancelot has a minor surprise for everyone, including himself...

Touma becomes Mikoto's 'pet' for an event in AcademyCity, which leads him to discover her 2 greatest fears! can he help her overcome them? what is Alesteir Crowley planning this time as he involves Mikoto in the war between science and magic, and now the whole world? I suck at summaries, please just read it! find out Mikoto's fears inside! I only made it up though! ToumaxMikoto

A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we screwed up." James and Sirius end up in this predicament, with an extremely average policeman and no one to call. Hilarity ensues as the two men bide their time and try to get themselves out of their mess without getting into anymore trouble. A bit outlandish. James/Lily mentions.

A GerIta romance with light touches of humor narrated from the point of view of Germany's dog, in which the highly intelligent pets rig a post-quarrel make-up for their master and his lover by means of online surfing, Adobe Photoshop, and international phone call.

Oneshot(Collection) What if the incense in Viscount's room wasn't just to make Ciel unconscious? WARNING: Yaoi(boy x boy); Shota Don't like, don't read.

Kamijou must join a sports event in Tokiwadai for merits. What happens if he ended up fighting all the level 5's? But there's a secret behind it...

Oneshoot! Ini Fic yang pertama Dicchan publish../"Ada beberapa hal yang menjadi indah karena tak dapat dimiliki.."/Yah.. Setidaknya aku tahu 1 hal yang pasti.. Bahwa, dia tidak akan meninggalkanku../RnR please?

After the last Holy Grail War, Gilgamesh finds himself discovering just what makes treasure precious, and just what exactly precious treasure truly is to him. The greatest treasures that he would let no one else have, was his precious lioness cuddling his two cubs. Yes, even if everything else was taken from him, he'd be satisfied with just them. GilgameshxSaber.

How would two random characters from Detective Conan act if they were stuck in the same jail cell together? Series of one-shots. Newest: Kazuha and Shinichi!

He let his instincts take over for a moment as he buried his face in the boy's exposed neck, a tongue pressing against the delicate skin and hunting down the racing pulse. Sebastian inhaled the boy's delicious scent, his fangs impulsively beginning to extend in preparation. SxC

'After much deliberation I have decided to write a journal- not a bloody diary!- in order to retain some sanity in my life. Sanity such as ignoring my perverted frog of a boss' advances, and not daydreaming about that young American chap my brothers seem intent on setting me up with.' Birthday fic for LucyMoon1992

Feliciano came home with a stray kitten and Ludwig is NOT thrilled about this at all.

Just as the title says, a list of things I'm not allowed to do in World Meetings.

America never thought that waking up next to England for the first time would be quite so nerve-wracking. USUKUS

After an afternoon with friends, Saber found herself in an unfamiliar mansion own by none other than the son of the most influential family in their country. Gilgamesh, tired of watching her loitering around with "peasants" had finally made his move. What will become of her?

Tangled-esque AU: Alfred couldn't remember ever being sick, though Mother reminded him that he was, and needed to stay indoors at all cost. Arthur's middle name was trouble- but this time he just might get caught. USXUK Summer camp 2012; 'I see the Light', 'Without you', 'A Whole New World' 'Part of Your World', and 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' as prompts for varioius parts.

When Sebastian feels betrayed by his Master - he gets even...in the most wicked of ways. Young Ciel never knew tortures can feel so...slow...intense...and, ohhhh, sooo pleasurable. YAOI MxM & Shota ... "The demon smirked. Before this night was over, Ciel would be screaming his name. He would never want for anything, never want another, Sebastian was going to make sure of it."

When Harry and his friends are captured and brought to Malfoy Manner, Draco realizes he has to protect his mate at all costs. Veela-fic one shot.

Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.

On the eve of his sixteenth birthday, Draco Malfoy discovers something about himself. He's a Veela. And his mate is Harry Potter. Fate can really be a bitch sometimes. HPDM Slash Veela fic.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Feliciano gets drunk and Ludwig comes to a realization. GerIta, crack with some fluff.

After the war a lot happened Victorique now lives with kujo and his little sister Ruri, but a new world order will test their love yet again. They found themselves involved in new mysteries and the hunt for the last remaining ancient wonders begins.

Sebastian is bored and goes to earth in search of a bride. He travels far and wide but cannot seem to find someone that interests him...that is until Ciel comes along. Two shot.

Misaka Worst returns home and what awaits her? A messed up apartment an two persons sleeping on the sofa. "What the hell happened here?" May be OOC

Ciel yang sedang dihukum ayahnya tiba-tiba menghilang! Tentu saja seisi Manor House heboh, apalagi muncul sepucuk surat yang memberitahu bahwa Ciel dibawa oleh seseorang yang berbahaya! Wajah lain sang ayah yang tak pernah dilihat Ciel pun terkuak... OC s /DLDR! RnR donk!

Normally Arthur's Valentine's Days are filled with flowers, thorns, demanding customers, and long days. This year, it's about to get a little different. In a good way. -AU florist!Arthur- USUK Sweethearts Week Day 7 entry

Contemptuous physics professor, Sebastian Michaelis, finds himself in an odd situation when he rescues a dying child from the unforgiving streets of London. Modern AU. SebbyxCiel.

An accident occurs with a spell and England is transformed into an amnesiac child. France leaves him in America's care. America is unsure how to handle this. NON-SHOTA DESPITE THE RATING. RATING IS FOR LATER.

A somewhat compromising photo of Ren and Kyouko is leaked to the press. Rumors and drama ensue.

Co-written with RadiantBeam. The Fate/Stay Night cast join to tell the heartwarming tale of Cinderella, starring Shinji as our noble hero, Rin as the Charming Pr- wait. Go back to that last one. Shinji? The Hell?

This will be a bundle of AU one-shots about what would happen if Melody Pond was saved when she was a baby and was raised in the TARDIS. Please read and review!

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop

A collection of fluffy nonsenses, ranging from tooth-meltingly sweet to painfully tart. Cellobiose - write it out, at any cost.

If there was ever a fanfiction about a doujin artist's take of a To Aru Majutsu 4koma, this might be it. Discretion: may contain spoilers.

Gilgamesh is unimpressed by Rin's not remembering him from the previous war. He seeks to remedy this. UBW, sort of Gil/Rin in a dark way

A few Accelerator/Last Order oneshots. Chapter 2: Christmas-themed for your joy. And the rating goes up, up, up.

Co-written with RadiantBeam. Set after HF True... sorta. Sakura and Shirou's relationship has hit a rocky patch, and they need to have a very important discussion. But it seems they might not be on the same page... or rather, in the same kitchen...

River doesn't mind the Doctor's surprise visits, but she's going to shoot the Daleks if they mess up her exam schedule...My thanks to the 1000 visitors to my stories last month! Please read and review! Rather AU as of Let's Kill Hitler...Thanks Moffat!

Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.

Set up like examples in a manual or textbook of how the Doctor, River, Amy, and Rory respond differently to situations. Includes problem solving, flirting, Jack, time confusion, weddings, enemies, attire, children, alcohol, and jail.

Asami comes home from a long day of work to find Akihito in his bed...wearing another man's shirt. He is not pleased.

England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.

Accelerator's and Misaka Worst's relationship is changing. "So troublesome..." Accelerator thinks. Can Misaka Worst have her cute moments too? Will Last Order retain her scenes? And what is at stake for Yomikawa and Yoshikawa? DEADFIC.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.

100 "sentences" all dedicated to Sebaciel Ranges from comedic fluff to short lemons to bits of angst. Don't like yaoi, don't read!

Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.

When Germany wakes up to find Italy missing and the house a mess, his first thought? Italy's been captured by the Allies! But is he right? Slight GerIta that doesn't really control the story. Oneshot.

Akihito asks Asami for a favor.

Shinji plans to kill his younger sister. Watch how he will do it. The story gets explicit later on. Read, relax and review, as it gets ugly. And please, I do not hate Sakura Matou.

A slip of the tongue that River won't let the Doctor live down. One-shot. Drabble. Ickle bit of fluff for ya.

It's Akihito's sixth birthday party and little Asami is still dead set on getting that first kiss! AU. Young! AsamixAkihito

He was wearing flannel, had hair sticking up, and was even drooling a little - but damn if England wasn't a pretty sight to wake up to in the morning. USUK

USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!

Ciel had never liked Valentine's Day, despite having someone whom he absolutely adored by his side. Will he change his mind after this special someone takes him through a scavenger hunt of love and admittance? SebastianxCiel

AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

Italy might not have passed any math classes, but Germany knew his facts: Prussia plus Sexual Innuendos equaled Chaos and Humiliation for All Involved... They were SO screwed...

What dire enemy could possibly be holding Germany and Italy hostage in a bathroom? Well, here's a clue: it has eight legs, and rhymes with schmider. Slight Ger/Ita, guest appearances from other 'helpful' nations. Possible crack.

The Doctor decides it's only fair that River gets a pet name too! Cuteness ensues. One-shot.

When he was left with his family, they disappeared. Now thirteen years later the wizarding world, both Dark and Light are in for a shock. Meet It. Edited:02/07/2012

Narcissa tells her son a bedtime story; Lucius interjects... A lot. Lucius/Narcissa

"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.

In the hands of a young lady, lip balm is nothing more than a cosmetic luxury. In the hands of a demon? The perfect ploy with which to seduce. Sebastian/Ciel. Yaoi.

It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.

Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...

Germany's come to terms with the fact that he's hopelessly in love with Italy. He just wishes he could keep it from being quite so obvious to everyone else.

Enter the newest member of the Black Organization; Kilju, Vermouth's 18-year-old niece. Her mission? In no unequivocal terms, to make Gin's life a living hell.

Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!

Oneshot. America was surprised when he found that, to some people, England was actually considered attractive.

Ciel wakes up as a kitten, and set off to search for Sebastian to undo the curse. But how can he make his demon butler understand who he is? And what's with all those cats, who seem to know Sebastian's little secrets?

When you pass through a drive-thru, do you really take time to think about the people you're dealing with? Could the fifteen seconds it takes for you to give them your money be enough time to fall in love? Germany/Italy, implied Spain/Romano; AU

“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”

In which England looks for the perfect gift, other nations give unsolicited advice and America chooses what he really wants for Christmas.

Hermione is working in Russia with the ambassador and runs into none other than Draco Malfoy at a ball. What happens next is anyone's guess. M for language and very mild smut.

An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.

From the look on Romano's face, the briefcase he held, and the papers in his hands - Veneziano Italy could already guess what his brother wanted to say. Oneshot.

During a potion accidant, Draco gets soaked in an animagus potion which somehow makes him think hes a cat--and that Harry is his mate! Warning: Slash, cute, possesive Draco. Adoarable-oblivious!Harry. Lemons in later chapters.

Because 'you're a twat' and 'I love you' are completely synonymous, at least according to America anyway - America/England.

Set in GOF: Harry loses the map to Professor Moody and asks the twins to get it back for him. What Fred finds when he steps into the office is not what he expects. R&R, thanks!

Sebastian likes cats. They are noble, elegant, and beautiful, all while being quite adorable and intelligent. Young master Ciel, he’s noticed, is a bit like a cat. Thus, concludes the butler, Sebastian must like Ciel quite a bit. SebxCiel. Shounen-ai.

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki

Lovely thoughts beneath tangled sheets.

Have you ever wondered what it takes to become a Death Eater? Have you ever wondered what its like? Well, wonder no more, because Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange are here to explain it for you!

Sirius Black wrote in a journal, which he kept hidden from the world to protect his ego. This shows you four of the biggest days in his life after Hogwarts. Plus, what does Harry think when he finds a hidden book in Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place?

Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.

This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

Ellis Grey attempts to balance raising her daughter with her career, a constant struggle.

Sirius, recently freed, goes to the World cup with everybody. But he can’t hold back the annoying marauder in him any longer. In Harry’s POV. Oneshot!

Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.

High elf prince Draco Malfoy has just found his mate: a human named Harry Potter who is completely ignorent of his identity. Which is fine with Draco because he doesn't need a mate. Right? SLASH, NO FLAMES! DH and RHr. Now has MPREG, don't like, don't rea

What would happen if Narcissa Malfoy was forced to ride a Muggle airplane? Certainly not what she ever expected to do!

Draco and Harry have both come into their inheritance. Draco is a Veela on the hunt for his mate who just hapens to be Harry. Can he get him to call him by his first name? oneshot fluff

There isn't enough room in Tokyo for both Usagi and Chibi-Usa. In a world where jealousy and betrayal occurs everyday, Usagi must fight to win back her senshi and Mamoru, with the help of Rei and one very surprising person.

A look into Mamoru's imagination. First season, one part.

The assignment: Explain who you are in six inches. So Draco does...as befits a Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy is a part Veela, and has recently come into what is known as his Inheritance. On discovering that Harry Potter is his mate, he must try to seduce the Gryffindor hero. Will Harry fight against the bond forced upon him, or will he weaken under

Sailor Pluto vowed never to break the three laws of time, but when the Black Moon attacks, she decides to break them all, knowing full well the price of her crime. Why does she make the ultimate sacrifice?

used, abused, overused. amazing how she survive 4 years of her life with that single routine. how far can she keep up being abused? rating for strong language and violence. WARNING: CHAPTER 6 P.G. IS A MUST

Draco and Harry have been dating secretly for a few months. But they're tired of keeping it hidden. They're going to tell EVERYONE... one way or another.