Greetings fellow writers, fangirls, and fanboys.

You have made contact with the wittiness that is Sassmaster Omega 620.

Even she doesn’t understand herself sometimes.

-S-

Heya, Hiya, ho there! I be Sass: reader, fangirl, and writer, in that order.

People think I’m crazy, but I just deny that because I don’t want to seem crazy.

Ma Ships

and

Favorite Characters that I lurve and will root on through anything.

(Underlined=Favorite Characters)

(Bold=OTPS)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus

Percy/Annabeth – Jason/Piper –– Percy/Piper –

Percy Jackson – Nico Di Angelo – Leo Valdez

Annabeth Chase – Thalia Grace – Piper McLean

Kane Chronicles

Walt/Sadie/Anubis – Carter/Zia – Ruby/Julius

Carter Kane – Walt Stone – Bes

Zia Rashid – Sadie Kane – Bast

Harry Potter

Harry/Luna – Draco/Hermione – Snape/Lilly

Harry Potter – Albus Dumbledore – Severus Snape

Luna Lovegood – Hermione Granger – Molly Weasley

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zuko/Katara – Sokka/Suki – Aang/Toph

Sokka – Zuko – Iroh

Azula – Toph – Ty Lee – Mai – Katara

(Cause I just couldn’t pick three)

Legend of Korra

Iroh II/Korra – Asami/Bolin – Tenzin/Lin – Me/Tahno’s Hair (it’s a totally legit paring.)

Bolin – Iroh II – Tahno – Meelo

Korra – Asami – Lin Bei Fong – Ikki

Hunger Games

Peeta/Katniss – Finnick/Annie – Katniss/Buttercup

(Cause we all know it was canon.)

Haymitch – Finnick – Cinna - Peeta

Johanna – Annie – Katniss – Rue - Effie

Sister’s Grimm

Puck/Sabrina – Daphne/Kerdy (NMW) – Jake/Briar – Charming/Snow – Henry/Goldielocks – Henry/Veronica

Mr. Canis – Charming – Puck – Jake – Mr. Seven

Daphne – Red – Sabrina – Snow White – Briar Rose – Baba Yaga

Victorious

Beck/Cat – Jade/Andre – Cat/Jade – Beck/Jade

Andre – Sinjin – Sikowitz – Rex

Cat – Jade – Trina – Tori

iCarly

Sam/Freddie – Carly/Sam – Sam/Buttersock

Sam – Ms. Benson – Nora Dershlit

Spencer – Gibby – Freddie

Hall of Friends

Scarlett Krystals: My real life best friend. She loves Harry Potter, Dramione, and red velvet cake. She has this weird habit of pouring out water onto the sidewalk, and kicking rocks while I bemoan my life to her. If you aren’t a Dramione shipper she will try and convert you. Weirdness often doesn’t make sense to her, as she is constantly worrying about me. Bask in her amazingness!

hungergames.percyjackson: I wish I knew her, I wish I knew her, I wish I knew her. Cuz she is awesome.

We first made contact after I left three page long reviews on her story mere seconds after each other.

She was the one that got me in Percy/Piper, she writes it so beautifully, and gives me so many fangirling vibes ugh.

We work like this: She posts a new chapter, I fangirl –ahem- review for about two pages, pause just enough to do SPAG, and then fangirl for a page more. Then stalk her until she updates again. Then patiently waits until she updates again.

Rise, wash, and repeat.

CelestialSonata7: My internet twin. Words cannot describe the sweet, funny, fangirl that is Sonata. She is the bee’s knees! Gah, so nerdy sounding, well she is amazing and is great conversation. We’ll leave it at that.

I am a part of a great forum called: The Reviews Lounge, Too. We are dedicated to bringing great reviews to quality under reviewed stories across all fandoms. We’re a very friendly bunch and love new people, so come on down and join the review revolution! J

I, (Sassmaster Omega 620), do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution

The Alter Ego’s or Other Things You Should Probably Know

My Fictionpress Account: http://www.fictionpress.info/u/815117/Lady_Pearlfrost

My Twitter: https://twitter.com/Sparkylittlegal

My Instagram: http:///paintingnonsenseinthesky/

My Joint Fanfiction Account w/ Scarlett Krystals: sapphirepearls96

Every time I open an empty fridge a part of me dies inside.

-S-