Hey so I've been on this site for ever and I'm still obsessed! I can't write fanfiction (nooooo writing skill at all over here), but reading it is basically my life so thanks to all the great authors out there!

Sirius Black...

...escaped azkaban...

...evaded death eaters...

...outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

"Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong..but you know what I mean." -Paul, Shes the Man

"Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross…That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering'--sorry about that--but there's a thing that could be a sun…hang on…that means 'great happiness'…so you're going to suffer but be very happy about it…"

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip 'n' Slide!

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

RANDOM THINGS

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Never moon a werewolf

I got kicked out of wood working for not wearing my safety goggles while sawing off another kid’s arm.

Be nice to dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup

Of course I have friends! I have Jerry; he's the one standing behind you with the machete.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again?

OK. I'm gonna need a hammer, a chisel... maybe a couple of rocket launchers. But this pickle jar WILL come open!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust any of those idiots with anything more dangerous than string.

When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not.

Ifi ever go to Hogwarts the first thing i'm going to do is: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

Xx

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 4% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". Copy and paste this is your the 1% that would be in jail from throwing him off the skycraper

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this in your profile.

Month One

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

I love the marauders for making me laugh

I Love Harry for showing me Hogwarts

I Love Sirius for giving me a crappy punch line "I'm serious!" Your not Siruis

I Love Remus for being a werewolf

I Love Luna for being different

I love Ron for being there for harry

I love James for cracking me up

I love Percy for being brave

I love Nico for being Hades son when they thought Hades hadn't had a kid (Haha rule breaker)

I love Thalia for being the daughter of Zues making the series a hell of a lot more interesting

I love Grover for being a treehugger

I love Annabeth for being there to save Percy's life; cuz if he died the books would suck

I love Sally for making the impossible (Blue food)

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name.

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!)

Bolipoke

Percabethrocks

iloveseaweedbrain/kelley

LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!)

Nerdius Bookwormius

DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!)

Alice O'Hare [Daughter of Athena! Whoo!]

Oceangirl511/Kate {daughter of Alycone, goddess of the sea! WHOO!}

Piper-Weasly [Daughter of Hephaestus]

AliceinWonderland13 {daughter of Athena}

You know you're a book addict when...

You write fanfictions about the book.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

Your idol is a character from a book.

You've been boy crazy about the main character (if it's a boy) with your friend... (that was creepy...)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

I am that girl,

The one who likes book more than boys;

The one who always wonders what she did wrong;

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy;

The one who is happy with the few friends she has;

The one who has little to no experience with boys;

The one who can be relied on;

The one who never gives up on her dreams;

The one who gets straight A’s all the time;

The one who has an amazing future, and knows that she will do great things, no matter what her peers say to her;

The one who writes to escape;

The one who just wants to help;

The one that really wants to make a difference;

The one that sticks to her values;

The one that refuses to believe that this is it;

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow;

The one who won't give in;

The one who won't give up.

Copy If You Did One Of These Before:

1) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3) When you were little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually a heart

4) Closed the fridge door r e a l l y slow, just to see when the lights went off.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

Girls
are like
apples on trees
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Did you know...?
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It’s good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

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