It would have been a lie to call what they had any less than dysfunctional. Pairing:Tony/Steve. Warnings for Steve!Whump, slash, AU, disturbing subject matter, etc.

Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.

Office!AU for all the team. Clint keeps stealing the office doughnuts in the name of love. Steve Rogers leads his crack team of data analysts to doughnut-winning glory. Well, that's the plan.

Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.

"Mother!" "Gwaine," whispered Merlin, sidling up to him. "That's not your mother." Because BBC Merlin doesn't always go so well with the legend. Crack ficlet, T for VERY slight suggestive remarks.

Modern AU in which Charles and Erik are flatmates. Charles studies psychology and likes tea and chess and keeps bringing home stray kittens, and Erik lets him because he's maybe perhaps a little bit sort of in love with him.

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.

After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.

It's the little things that matter most, in the end. Five interconnected ficlets about life after. Rapunzel/Eugene

"Neal's spent his whole life trying to wash away the stains other people have left on him." A character study. Please heed the warnings.

The one time Sam is the one who screws up at school, Dean is still the one who takes the fall.

Clay's not feeling too sure about things ever since Roque turned on them like he did. And then they all get jumped en route, and everything falls apart- how can Clay possibly get back the boys once they're taken? Final Chp- Jensen

A twist on the events of 2x05 Ducking & Diving and the consequences for Allan, Djaq and Will.

“You have children, Gibbs?” And in the silence of that moment, Gibbs realizes the answer is not as simple as he thought. Set mid-”Flesh and Blood”. Allusions to child abuse. Gibbs/Tony, father/son.

After the almost wedding, Marian makes a decision that could endanger her and the life of one of the outlaws. Meanwhile, Robin and the others are tied up, literally, at camp, facing a new enemy. RobinMarian, some WillDjaq.

Christmas morning 1997, and Bill writes a card to Charlie. For the challenge at the Sober Universe.

Occurs between 6.08, Cloak, and 6.09, Dagger. He leans against her car, facing toward her while she stares obstinately ahead. "Ziva?"

Everything falls eventually, no matter how hard or high you try to throw it. Series of in-episode tags to the premiere. *Spoilers for 7x01 Truth or Consequences*

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

When Flack and Stella go to question a perp, things take a turn for the worse and suddenly they are fighting for their very lives.

or, Jim Kirk is like gravity, in a way.

Seven times Sarah Walker lets Chuck Bartowski take care of her.

For someone who's not writing fanfiction, I'm sure writing a lot of fanfiction lately. WARNING: Very, very, very angsty. UPDATED with bonus Fourth Thing!

Trip's friends mourn his death, in their particular way.

Saying she's Jim Kirk's Yeoman is a bit like saying "his PA" and the same as saying "the one person on the ship who makes sure his day goes exactly the way it needs to so he can do his job".

Uhura just wants to take a bath in peace. Maybe she should consider transferring from Jim Kirk's ship. Spock also makes an appearance in this short story.

Episode tag to 4.19-Jump the Shark.

Gibbs keeps a dangerous secret.

“Will you marry me?” Will asked earnestly. The mirror, naturally, did not reply. Will has a problem. He can't seem to propose to the woman he loves and Allan's not helping. Or is he? Will/Djaq oneshot AU

The moments in the life of Obi-Wan Kenobi that make him more than the sum of his deeds. A series of one-shots ranging from Jedi Apprentice to A New Hope.

And one time he didn't. Han/?

subtitle: "Rikki Don't Lose That Number". Domestic trouble causes Owen to wonder whatever is going on between Jack and Ianto.

When an injured John Sheppard shows up at his door in the middle of the night, David Sheppard finds himself in the middle of a desperate adventure. Hunted by enemies and haunted by the past, can the two brothers survive in a world gone terribly wrong?

“Tony, your dying words will be ‘I’ve seen this movie.’”

Some Ianto-centric drabbles, each one based on a particular moment/line from the show, in no particular chronological order. Results may vary from teeth-crackingly saccharine to industrial strength angst. Janto because I love them. Ianto cos he is awesome

Because a year ago Sam made a promise, a desperate, foolish, damn Winchester promise, and he's not sure he's ready to let that go just yet. Spoilers for Lazarus Rising.

She tried to move on, but sometimes the only way forward is blocked by what lies behind. A one-shot set after ep 4:20 Taxi, but AU for the remainder of the season.

Guns, explosions, and a bleeding Psychic. Juliet is going to kill him.

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

The Master plays two games with Jack. One involves killing him. The other involves killing his team, one by one. Set during the Year that Never Was.

T'Pol goes to Trip this time.

That was strike three, because she never got another chance. TIVA.

In the darkness flooded with bright lights, someone called her name. "Stella!" The immediate aftermath of the fire. Based on the early episode summery for 4x16. Some hints of Fiesta. Smacked friendship.

Dean earns a round of applause. Very early pre-series.

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Charlie isn't the only one winning awards. A Don and Alan story.

In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.

It's the little things, really. [Lit]

Actions always have consequences, and deals with the devil more so than most. It was Allan’s mistake—Allan’s deal—but it’s his best friend who suffers. Slight WillDjaq. [Spoilerific for the new series.]

John and Dean in the three days after Sam left. Some hurt!Dean, plenty of angst.

It’s an innocent day at the office until Ziva discovers fan fiction based on characters they know all too well.

“I want you to marry me. Soon. And I’m proposing to you. Right now, ring me damned. It all be damned. Just…marry me.” Lily proposes to James. JPLE. ONESHOT.

Six things parents pass onto their children. Gen, preseries story with all of the Winchesters.

He wasn't a bad father... Rated for abuse and language.

“I love you.” The words hang in the air above them, the soft sentiment in counterpoint to the ring of steel against stone. WillDjaq

He's drunk enough to tell the truth and not drunk enough that the truth doesn't hurt. Tag to What Is and What Should Never Be. Sort of. Repost due to change of rating.

Because the beauty's in the work, in making do with what you got. Preseries. Dean angst.

Oneshot. Dean Winchester has never been possessed. Right after John's possession in DT. John and Dean’s thoughts. Good!John.

It's all been there, done that, until Dean wakes up with no memory.

Dean looked battered, exhausted and on the verge of collapse. The left side of his face was swollen and bruised and Sam flinched at the sight. He’d done that, with his own fist. He had no memory of it, but the evidence was right there in front of him.

The consequences of a mission gone wrong have a devastating impact on the SGA team. COMPLETE!

Seven secrets that might be revealed next episode, written in seven 100word drabbles. Spoilers for the PROMO of ep 3x15, not the episode itself. Some gen, some HW, a bit HCh, and a tiny HP crossover.

Five times someone thought of Billy Keikeya.

Picks up where Born Under a Bad Sign left off. It was a rough first night back on the road. Gen. Tag to 2x14.

In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete

AU. When a bond of brotherhood is recognized, one will go to great lengths to protect it. In which Jack meets some familiar strangers, Bobby seeks a different kind of revenge, Angel battles the green monster of jealousy, and Jeremiah keeps everyone happy.

A series of snapshots showing how Max and Alec’s relationship develops over the course of time. Max POV, MA. Final Part: I don’t blame you anymore. You know that, don’t you? For the virus, or for losing my chance of getting the cure.

McGee gives Tony a lesson in grammar. Short oneshot. Thanks to LeoLass and Shellie Williams for the useful comments. Spoilers for Twisted Sister and beyond. Someone requested some more so I wrote another chapter. Now a twoshot. Upped the rating a little.

PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.

After more than two years, a relationship has to evolve somewhere. Cameron, Chase, Foreman. A series of eleven drabbles, written for the houseficpens challenge.

When the repercussions of a difficult mission catch up with the Tracy family, they are cast into a tortuous waiting game as the life of one of their own hangs in the balance.

Carson atones for past sins and Sheppard ends up paying the price. Radek wears the cloak of command…as well as his tuxedo, and Rodney end up with a gun pointed at him…yet again. SheppardMcKay friendship

Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.

The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors including a retired Air Force Colonel.

Once there were two brothers named Prewett, a McKinnon girl who danced and died, and a Black who could never be serious...

Dean learns to cook, among other things. Preseries, gen. Complete.

During some unaccustomed downtime, Sam sees something that helps him understand an aspect of Dean's childhood. Deancentric, Sam POV.

From the French, 'oublier'. To forget. A trap door or secret prison.

Three times Sam Winchester almost left, and the one time he did.

Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

Given a week to define himself, Sam watches Dean.

Much to Ecklie's dismay, the Graveyard Shift opens its annual can of whoopass in CSI softball. TeamFic. ‘Requital’ add on, but works fine as a stand alone

Requital: n. a justly deserved penalty. syn: retribution 2: an act of requiting or returning in kind. TeamFic. Nickcentric. Set in S4.

John and Sam disagree on a hunt and Dean may pay the price.

Greg matches the CSI’s to their superhero counterpart.

Mostly about the development of Ryan's relationship with Kirsten

McKay thinks he should lead their Team on a routine mission, Sheppard gives him his chance. Little did they know how badly wrong things could go, and who could get hurt... FINISHED!

COMPLETE Does Gibbs realize how rough he's been on DiNozzo? Just a little add on scene from the end of the episode Missing.

The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along

The entire Order of the Phoenix inc. eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.

Hochstetter circles the camp with his famous 'ring of steel' right when Hogan desperately needs to get to town. A compilation of 'Ring of Steel' and 'Bitter Comfort', with some new chapters added.

It's not all action aboard Enterprise. With nothing on the sensors, the crew are bored and the Captain is trying to kep them occupied.

Trip and T'Pol talk philosophy. Snicker.