Horsegirl275's quotes

"I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.
"It would look stunning, My Lady," she called.
She spoke to the bubbles gathered on the surface of the water. "If there's anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I'll hit him in the face."— Kristin Cashore

Goodreads Quotes

Hi everybody!

ENTIRE PAGE BEING REDONE. IT HAS NOT BEEN CHANGED SINCE I WAS 12. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO TURN BACK.

well, I did warn you :)

About Me:

Hello! So I'm a girl from the West Coast of the U.S.A. I LOVE reading( shocker, right?:D ), and, when I have free time (what's that?), I average 2 books a day. I also like photography, cooking, fangirling/crying/discussing books, gardening, riding (horses, I ride Peruvian Pasos), diving, sailing, crafty things, howrse (A horse online game. My username on it is horsegirl275, feel free to find me), listening to music, and playing with my dog. He's is a standard poodle, and has wayy too much energy.I love all kinds of music, by that I mean anything from Gabrielle Aplin, Sara Bareilles, and The Band Perry to Lauren Aquilina, to Birdy, Train, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Adele, Carrie Underwood, Kate Voegele, OneRepublic, Owl City, and Parachute. So, I wasn't kidding about liking a lot of types of music :) Books are discussed below, I also have a Goodreads account, same username. Feel free to add me! Also, feel free to pm me to chat about anything! I don't bite! :)

What I Mainly Read On FanFiction

Harry Potter

Everything and Anything Shadowhunter (Will is my literary boyfriend :D )

Graceling

Hunger Games

Anything John Green (Though, TFioS was too perfect to read FFs about)

Heist Society

The Goddess Test

Divergent

Song of the Lioness

Immortals

Circle of Magic

Protector of the Small

Chronicles of Narnia

House of Anubis

TMI and TID

Heartland (Both books and the TV show)

And the occasional Avalon Web of Magic.

Vampire Academy (Please don't ever call me a twilight fan, though)

Other random stuff as well, but those are the main! Pm me anytime to chat about any of these or other books! If I've read it, I be glad to chat about it, if not, well, I just might be convinced too! :)

Couples I ship

Harry Potter: Ginny and Harry, hands down. Hermione and Draco are the pairing I really love for Hermione, but I can stand Ron and Hermione. Usually. Sometimes. Neville and Luna, and, I read this in a fic, and loved it, (but it is more of a one time thing) Luna and Blaise.

Peddie!, Jara, Fabina, Amfie, and Moy(only because they were the last ones left...I for sure don't READ them...)

TEAM PEETA! Need I say more?

Katsa/Po, Bitterblue/Saf, Fire/Brigan(though I was totally for Archer at first...)

KAT AND HALE!!!!!!! And I still can't decide if Gabrielle should go with Simon...or Nick...

Kate and Henry. Duh.

So...this one is complicated. At first, I was completely for Alanna and Jon, but then, after the 2nd half of the 3rd book, George and Alanna grew on me. So, at the end of the series, I was ALANNA AND GEORGE!!!!!!!! But, whenever I reread the 1st 2.5, I love Alanna and Jon again. So...??

Daine and Numair!!!!!!! :)

I really have no bias here...

I just realized, I tend to ship the couple that is the actual "end result"...hmmmm...oh, and Emily and Marlin, Adriane and Zack, and Kara and Lorren.

Wow. So. Um. I didn’t know that I used to be that...squeally. Well. Er. Will be redone soon. Promise.

My Stories

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Quotes

Funny Quotes:

"When life gives you lemons, make chocolate milk, and then sit back, and let the world wonder how you did it."

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you.

Saracasm is just one service I offer.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The buddy system is essential: it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If you think I'm weird, you should meet my friends.

Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver. Gaff tape just rules.

The road to success is always under construction.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. (I may or may not have a shirt with this on it...)

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

WhenLife gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? I'm allergic to lemons!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends. (Love you all :) )

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

When in doubt, make up words

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!

Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Horses are God's apology for men.

I am nobody; nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect.

You all laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same

The world is round, it has no point

Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections

Your opinions of me are none of my business

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine

I love how in scary movies the person yells out "Hello?" as if the killer is going to be like "Yeah, i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (Ahem, Cabitha, Ahem)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Call you stupid for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Not all the time but I might have done it once or twice...or more...)

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (That would be too stalkery! I only keep folders on my desktop! *Obviously*)

You've got a book memorized. (Maybe...maybe more than one...)

You've read a book more than five times. (Five? Try eight, with is the average, with some of my favorites, it's more like 26...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Try 2 hours...)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (It might have been discussed...shh...)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No i'd just kidnap him and lock him in a closet...Will...)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book (What else is there to choose from?)

Your trips to the library or bookstore result in piles of new books (I may or may not own over 2 thousand books...)

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.