Welcome to my profile...

If you are a government offical: Go away, I don't like you, and i'm not Emily, i'm...*tries to come up with a name* Violet, ya that sounds good. I'm Violet.

If you are a fan of my stories: Stays as long as you want! Come learn a little more about the wonderful person who wrote the story that you seem to enjoy! But don't tell any of the forementioned government officals that you know me or that this is my profile *ducks under a table*

BASIC INFO

Name: I'm not permitted to say...*Whispers* It's Emily, or if you're one of those people that have me high up on that "soon to be killed list" it's Elise, or Laura, or Astrid, whatever one suits your fancy.

Age: I'm somewhere between 14 and 19 (It depends on what country is asking (Ex. United States: 17 years, Canada: 16, Germany: 19, Switzerland *shivers: 16))

Gender: I'm a girl. Well actually whether or not I'm actually a human and not a robot is still up to debate but if I am a human then I'm a girl.

Location: It depends on who i'm talking to, if you're a friend i'm somewhere that is wet, cold, it is known for coffee and has a ton of trees. If you're one of those people who are trying to kill me then I'm in Chicago.

Occupation: I do a lot of paperwork...

MBTI: INTJ (ooh look! You've found that rare INTJ female, congratulations!)

Things I like:

Things I hate:

What am I Writing?: Currently I have 2 stories in the works. One fan fiction and one regular fiction book.

One of the fan fictions "It's Not How it Seems" (Which is currently published down below, just scroll down and click on the story, then read it, then write a review on it, and then follow and favorite it! It's that simple) details what the Cahill family is actually like. The books were just a cover-up to hide the fact that the Cahill's and the Clues do actually exist. What better way to convince people that it doesn't exist than to make it all a series of fictional books. But forget the Vespers and Pierce, the Clue Hunt is still going on and Elizabeth is about to get dragged right into the middle of it.

Finally my actual story is one i'm planning on getting published one day (If all my wishes at 11:11 would come true). I'm not going to reveal too much about the plot since it's too complicated for even Emily Logic or Sydney Logic to explain (You don't want to go there), there are so many twists and turns, and plot twists that I still haven't even figured out. But i'll give you the name since I might be posting it on Wattpad soon so check it out when I do. "The Blue Creek Illusion"

Current Social Status: I'm a proud Invisible Jellyfish

Relationship status: Happily Non-existent.

Current Status: Currently I'm writing a lot on my fancy new computer. Of course I still have my trusty frying pan by my side, and of course I'm still hoping to go unnoticed by the enemy (occupational hazard). I'm also trying to figure out these things they call "emotions", they're weird and confusing and I don't like them. Make them go away... Please. I am also currently in a seemingly never ending text conversation with my awesome writing buddy and friend named Sydney...who is somewhere on here. Somewhere

In our family you don't get a childhood, we're all too busy trying to dominate the world.

Favorite whatchamacallits

Silence is Golden, Duct tape is silver

I'm not crazy, I just think faster than you

When life gives you lemons make Chocolate Milk and leave everyone wondering how you did it.

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away...that's it I'm never eating apples again. (doctor who reference)

Come to the "Dork" side we have Pi!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

The laws of physics...Merely loose suggestions.

The voice in the back of my head says your crazy.

My imaginary friend did it!

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth. The heavily edited truth.

If at first you don't succeed...so much for skydiving.

People who think they know everything are of great annoyance to those of us that actually do.

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. (Or are being questioned by government officials *sigh* memories)

Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Although i'm not quite sure about the universe...

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. *Evil laugh*

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Maybe I shouldn't post that for the whole world to see...)

Attention fans of "It's Not How it Seems"!!!!!! If you are interested in seeing some of the outfits/characters/sneak peeks of what's to come check out my polyvore collection!

http:///its_not_how_it_seems/collection?id=4036276

Image Credits:

"It's Not How it Seems" cover: https:///photos/x_why_z/8145369510/in/photolist-dpM9zm-mQHR6Q-516g3T-7NDD6n-kz7zwF-4YuK8n-eYK99L-517QQ7-oV2d2h-8UfD3E-abxLdA-nwQi67-7pStTe-kGfxc3-4aAm6z-7sdUjy-6RuFTi-nwns49-4nLvor-516Cjc-6S4yX3-8WTrqS-8PGcEp-6QZv7R-7dNmDE-wTSY4-kft7pN-dAZeke-8xrPmC-DVMRU-7GZRgc-o2EFGs-jM6QEp-jM8EtQ-qtgrc-7rNTcF-6rAue9-KnrZq/

(Edits have been made)

Some of you may have noticed that "My life in the Ekaterina Stronghold" and "Don't let time repeat itself" have been deleted! They were not working, and weren't getting really any reviews. MLITES, may come back soon after some Major editing, but DLTRI will not. I'm sorry if this disappoints you, but don't worry I have a couple more stories that can replace them.