Hello, my name is Nicole. Nice to meet you! ( ヮ-) Location:I live in the best country in the world(U. S. Of fug'in A.)!!!! Age: Lets just say im too young to be liking the things I like. I was so happy when my teach was saying we would learn about America history the whole year(you can probably guess that if im learning that now im pretty young XD)! So know I can giggle while im reading my history book. XP I'm Filipino and I live in Illinois. I am not really a writer but, I love drawing and reviewing people's works. I will start writing(WAIT!!! No don't run away! Hey! Put that gun away from your head!!!) once my writing thingy starts working and I start making a plot and other stuff. So basically im a huge Hetalia fan and im obsessed with uke!America/Alfred!(ಡ‿ಡ) ( ヮ) He's just too cute. O///o Favorite pairings( ヮ-) WorldXAmerica EveryoneXAmerica Thats like the only pairing I like. I believe Alfred is a hard-core uke. He just screams uke. I'm even fine with Fem!America. I know people are like "Americans don't take it they give it!" Bwahaha I know but, really uke america just cute, awesome, adorable and much much more!!! Plus, please don't say you can't spell uke without Uk because that pisses the heck out of me.(-ヮ-)৩ I just love the hero on bottom!!! Do you know how hard it is to find uke america sometimes? Do you feel my pain?!?! I also like awesome threesome of course with Mrs... I mean Mr. America in the middle. Pairings I don't like (o̿ ̭ o̿ ) (Yeah, I don't like them but your free to ship them!) Rochu UsUk(No. Just...No.) FrUk Fem!England Uke!England(TT_TT NO. Never.Ever.) Yeah, I know I don't like alot of things but, I don't go trolling. I love happy endings and when I read a fanfic that doesn't have one I start brawling my eyes out. I love anime and manga and kinda of a otaku and fujoshi!!! I love yaoi and shounen-Ai is pretty cool too!!!! I am very easily impressed with fanfictions. lllO 3 lllO Thank you for taking time to read my insane babbling. North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)(= ヮ =)৩ Germany (Ludwig) Japan (Kiku Honda)(ㅍ_ㅍ) o自 The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)(ヮ [x]You love hamburgers(LOVE) The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)o̿ ̭ o̿ France (Francis Bonnefoy)ლ(= з = )ლ Russia (Ivan Braginski) (J) China (Wang Yao)。ヮ。= Austria (Roderich Edelstein) Canada (Matthew Williams) ( ) [x] You're often ignored by people (But, sometimes I can be super loud) [x]You often get mistaken for someone else Cuba Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry) Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz) Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)(ヮ) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm skinny, so i MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl...I'll bold it anyway!) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. IM BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Does cosplay count?) I draw ANIME ,so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Lol, I kinda am with anime characters XD) I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.( Anime porn? XD) I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I live in America, does that count?) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilts. I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(I don't post them here, though) I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (But, it's pretty to look at...Okay, that just sounded more creepy.) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.(Or do you just mean American XD) I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Everyone at least thinks it has something wrong with it) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around. I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (In anime and Manga) I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. Friends- FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!! Now this is how my mom inspires me: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION ISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you! "In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But... Maybe it helps me get warmer...) On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (What is this? The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (So how do you use regular soap?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (It's only a suggestion so I shouldn't HAVE to it, right?). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well then... Why didn't you tell me before I READ THE DAMN BOTTOM?!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (ORLY? I thought it was going to be frozen!) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But that saves time!) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh man if we could reduce the ammount of 5-year-old drivers with colds accident traffic would be reduced!) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (So what's the purpose of this medicine in the first place?!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (So where else am I suppose to use it?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Okay now I'm just confused.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Really?! I thought it contained ice cream...)(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (That seems legit.) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Was that a joke? I'd blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (... I feel like making a comment on this but this is self-explanitory...) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smil -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -I used all my sick days, so I called in dead... -they say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people. -so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? -yeah, I'm a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet -save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate. -when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons? -when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it -i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse -life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over -smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to - i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept! - therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide -the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide(my personal favorite) -Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures? -"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory -Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. -If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! -Come to the dark side, we have skittles! -Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! -Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!) -A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... -I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! -Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. -There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't. -Welcome to the internet, pants optional. -Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again. -Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. -What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder... -Do not take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. -Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. -Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. -People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. -WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. -If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. If you read all that. Thank you. YOU AWESOME! e to someone (maybe even a chuckle)... |
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