I'M EPIC
NO OTHER DESCRIPTION NEEDED

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile.

if your a Brony put this on your profile.

if your a fan of Hetalia put this on your profile.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost

You know you live in 21st Century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave...

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years...

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have face book...

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV...

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling...

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5...

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5...

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly...

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell DO A BACKFLIP!

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1.We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Make farm animal noises

26. Start talking to the wall

27. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it

28. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac

29. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them.

30. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac.

how to handle a crowd.

1. Get a shotgun

2. Get into the center of the crowd

3. Start shooting like a maniac!

4. Laugh evilly.

Copy and paste this if you would do it to.

The reason why most of my story's have short chapters is because I am trying to post quickly for you guys(and girls).

OC's-

Zero

Age:18

Eye Color:Black(Red when angry)

Gender:Male

Powers:Healing,Limb Regeneration,Three Claws in hands Two in feet and one in each knee,Dark Fire(Black Fire),Light Fire(White Fire),Transformation

Personality:Emotionless most of the time,playful with children(children-people younger than him)

Family:Great(xsomething) grandfather-Logan,grandmother-Laura Sister(s):(Can't tell you yet.)

AAruun

Age:19

Eye Color: Sparkly Purple

Gender:Female

Powers:Water,Healing,Teleportation

Personality:Joyful,Playful,Loving

Family:(Can't tell you yet.)

Jarold

Age:17

Eye Color:Brown(Green when powers are in use)

Gender:Male

Powers:Wind/Air,Invisibility,Able to create typhoons,hurricanes,and tornadoes

Personality:Serious

Family:Unknown

Vendetta/Koso

Age:29

Eye Color:Blue

Gender:Female

Powers:Unknown

Personality:Joking

Family:Unknown

Huoyan Juwang

Age:Unknow

Gender:Male

Powers:Fire

Personality:Kingly

Family:Royalty

Keya

Age:18

Eye Color:Black, Blue

Gender:Female

Personality:Caring, Helpful

Powers:Ice,Teleportation,Telepath

Family:Dead, Brother(s):(Can't say yet), Sister(s):(Can't say yet)

Taylor

Age:35

Eye Color:Grey

Gender:Male

Personality:Stern,Serious,Helpful,Caring

Powers:Life,Souls,Absorption

Family:Unknown