Quote of the day... er, month... er, year? One day I'll find a new one, I promise.

'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.'

I'm also on Fictionpress, under the same username, and I write poetry and short stories. https://www.fictionpress.info/u/958514/LunaNotLoony

Hi, my name is Jasmine and I am obsessed with Harry Potter (and will only do HP fics). I've been writing fanfiction for a while, but this website is so confusing to use it took me a few months to work out how the hell you are supposed to post fanfiction. As you have probably guessed, I am normally allergic to computers, so you being able to read this is a big achievement. Now, being I am completely unoriginal, I'm going to go and find some funny/interesting/miserable things to copy off other people profiles. Be warned, my profile is.. long. Feel free to skip to the end.

I also have an account on http://, under the same username, but this is where I put my work first. I'm useless at navigating that site, so I can't give the url to my profile, but I'm pretty sure I'm called LunaNotLoony. I'm on too, again called LunaNotLoony.

-Luna Nott

I'm a HUFFLEPUFF AND PROUD!!!

No, they are not lame. Tonks is a brilliant character, and she was Hufflepuff. They are loyal, hard-working- that means they try, not that they like work, and the badger. Say what you like, but I like it. They're cute. According to Mukahang (my friend) I think everything is cute, but this is coming from a boy who is scared of black cats. Friend me on pottermore...

By the way, if you liked the picture, it's by Sushila Burgess (my mum!) and if you want to see more of her art http:///.

(don't feel like you have to read my long, rambling copy-and-posted profile, you've probably read most of it before anyway) Oh yeah. This is where I'm supposed to say about all my ships, and what I love about Harry Potter. FINE, then, I will!
I LOVE canon, because JKR is amazing and canon, and when a supply teacher gave us a worksheet saying harry et hermione did something (in french), I yelled 'NO, HARRY AND HERMIONE A HORRIBLE PAIRING!" And, because it was a supply teacher (when aren't suppies pathetic?) she gave me a house point at the end of the lesson, since all I did was that and chat a bit, which was very mature compared at Rekerie, my friend. Rekerie started playing truth and dare with Ione and Jasmin U (NOT FAIR, SOMEONE HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME!). Rakerie got detention...
Anyway... yeah, I'm not mad on unrealistic pairings. It's not fair, even my french teacher is Harry/Hermione. Godsake!
So...

Potter Pairings I ship

Lily/James OTP
Luna/Nott Second True Pairing!
Lily/ Severus
Remus/Sirius
Ron/Hermione
Scorpius/Rose
Bill/Fleur

Potter Pairing which Help Me Get A Day Of School because I THROW UP

HARRY/HERMIONE!
Yeah... all non canon slash- Harry/Malfoy, apart from Remus/Sirius
Harry/Ron (NO!)
er, I can't think of anymore right now.

Favourite characters:

Lily Evans

Ron

Hermione

Peter (yes, I'm sirius.. er serious)

Severus (so tragic)

Luna (She. Is. AWESOME)

Lockhart (not like, but he's hilarious)

Tonks

Character I don't like:

Dumbledore

Malfoy (He's fine actually in the books. It's when people pair him up with nice character, and try to make him nice that I growl..)

Oh yes. Couple Names. PLEASE. Apart from James/Lily because you can call them lame! (But instead, boring people call them Jily). PLEASE. There is more to a person than being in a relationship, and besides, they are stupid. What about Wolfstar? Anyone vomit, when they first heard it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

My Dad just sent me this, with the subject line:

Will this affect with English GCSE?

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

I hate him! But this is very clever and funny.

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

Repost if you fell for it and add your name. Zyxwee LunaNotLoony

You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter if:

You have more than one copy of a Harry Potter book, because you like'd the cover- or the old one has fallen apart. (Yep, I have to copies of 3 and 4. Maybe I'll give away one, like my family has been pestering me to... or maybe not.)

You have a cat/dog/bird toy cat/dog/bird called Crookshanks, Padfoot, Hedwig or Pig. Having a pig called pig doesn't count. (I used to..)

You have dressed up as a Potter character for... something. (Of coarse, I have. I always dress as Hermione for Halloween too, because I can't be bothered to get another consume!)

You have had dreams where you are at Hogwarts/ meeting JK Rowling. (Yeah, duh, I'm obsessed...)

You have written out long lists of characters/ spells/ predictions Trelawney makes. (I'm so sad, I know.)

You can quote large chucks of Harry Potter- from the books and the films. (I learnt the Sorting Hat song a long time ago.)

You actually have an account here, AND you only write Potter fis. (Hmmm... have a guess?)

Your family/friends groan whenever you mention Harry Potter, but you've lectured them on it so many times they start saying Potter words. (Yes, my family got so bored on hearing why Trelawney isn't a fraud, they banned me from reading the books for a week, or watching the films, hoping I'd become less obsessed! One long, horrible week... only I went to my school library and took them out anyway.)

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you said yes to them all. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you said yes to some of them. Copy and paste this into your profile if you said yes to one. Don't copy and paste if you said NO! Just delete all your other fics, make speeches on Harry Potter, re-read and re-watch, and get some pets to name crookshanks. Or padfoot. Or PIG!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists liking. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

HP Funnies:

- While filming the Ron/Hermione Horcux kissing scene, Rupert Grint was removed from the set for laughing to much.

- Fred and George saw their brother every night sleeping with a man named Peter, yet they never said a word to him or judged him...

- The weirdest thing Oliver and James Phelps have ever received from a fan is a bra with potatoes in it.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for.

Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck.

Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends.

Severus Snapetaught me to never, ever, ever judge someone.

Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective.

Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful.

Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth.

Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of.

Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing.

Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us.

Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good.

Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad.

Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind.

Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful.

Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift.

Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends.

Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh.

The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place.

Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy.

Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance.

Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold.

Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster.

Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work.

Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like.

Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.

Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.

Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long.

Peter Pettigrew taught me that rats do not make good friends. I would like to add, that Peter was loyal when he was their true friend. And he wasn’t always bad. Maybe, if they had actually cared enough to save him, he wouldn’t have died. And he did have remorse, in the end. And maybe they wouldn’t hate him. Because they were best friends, and no matter what he did, that doesn’t mean they can change the past. He didn’t want to kill them. Remember that.

Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.

Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.

Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living.

J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

JOKE

Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them.

Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, "I got news for you, Miss Granger. You're pregnant."

At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few minutes later she asked "Oh, dear - am i really pregnant?"

"Of course not!" she said "But it has cured your hiccups, hasn't it?"

Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry... But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle... It makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

This or that?

Harry or Ron? Ron. Better rounded. and funny

Hermione or Ginny? I DUNNO

Neville or Seamus? Neville

Snape or Slughorn Snape

Fred or George? Fred.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/ Hermione (Like canon)

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Hate them both but... Harry/Hermione... this doesn't mean I like it

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Hermione/Harry? Hermione/Krum. As canon, not actually being serious

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione all the way

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? As much as I like Snape, James/Lily.

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? butterbeer

Zonko's or Weasly's Wizarding Wheezes? W.W.W.!

Hog's Head or Three Broomsticks? Hog's Head, just cuz of Aberforth

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts!

Hogsmeade or Diagon Ally? Diagon Ally. (Diagonally, snicker snicker). I think it'd be more interesting.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor

Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Whizbees? Whizbees!

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter.

Gryffindor of Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw

Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff How many times do I need to say this?

Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Slytherin

Slytherin or Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff

Ginny or Luna? Ginny

Books or Movies? Books. Duh.

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? DH

Sorcerer's Stone or Chamber of Secrets? I'm going to say Philosopher's stone. It's the original name, the name JKR wanted, and it fits in with the real philosophy and the real Nicholas Flamel

Lupin or Sirius? Sirius. Not just because he's hot. Well, it's true I do swoon a bit but... shut up!

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny.

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati, I suppose. I think the fact she was separated from her twin, and her name sounds cool. But character... can't stand

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Neither are developed enough for me to say really. I think Seamus though.

Kreacher or Dobby? I can't decide! Dobby's so sweet, but deep down I think Kreacher's actually lovable! When I read his story, I cried, read it again, and read it to my mum (who told me to shut up)

Muggleborn or Pureblood? Pureblood. I don't really care, but I'm secretly proud.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? I like them both, but Narcissa

Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle.

Hedwig or Crookshanks? Crookshanks!

If you need a smile on your face read these...

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

"You know little bro? You should take care of your book, because a tree sacrificed it's life to give you education, let's just hope his sacrifice wasn't a waste shall we?"

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.

A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer

Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear

bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Quotes Section (I've always wanted to make one of these...)

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

"Eleven Hints for Life"

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

(Feel free to cry I know I did... if you don't there must be SOMETHING wrong with you.)

Her hair was up in a ponytail
Her favorite dress tied with a bow
Today was Daddy's Day at school
And she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
That she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
If she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid;
She knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates
Of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried,
For her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
She tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school,
Eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees,
A dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back,
For everyone to meet
Children squirming impatiently,
Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called,
Each student from the class.
To introduce their daddy,
As seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name,
Every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching,
For a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one"
Another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back,
She heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
Too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her,
As she smiled up at her mom.
And looked back at her teacher,
Who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back,
Slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
Came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here,
Because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
Since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
And how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories
He taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
And taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him,
I'm not standing here alone.
Cause my daddy's always with me
Even though we are apart.
I know because he told me,
He'll forever be in my heart."
With that, her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat,
Beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,
Her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
Who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love
Of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
Doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down,
Staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
But its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much,
He's my shining star.
And if he could he'd be here,
But heaven's just too far.
You see he was a fireman
And died just this past year.
When airplanes hit the towers
And taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes,
It's like he never went away."
And then she closes her eyes,
And saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement,
She witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children,
All starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they say before them,
Who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
They saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy."
To the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
Of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it,
For each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
Was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,
By the love of her shining bright star.
And given the gift of believing,
That heaven is never too far.

So sad... I don't believe in heaven or hell myself being firmly atheist, but that made me tear up.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pass this on to honour the memory of all those who have died for us.

Growing up, Mrs. Weasley was my mother. Mr. Weasley was my father.

Ginny was my sister. Neville was my younger brother. Gred and Forge were my older brothers.

Tonks was my aunt. Remus and Sirius were my amazing uncles.

Hermione and Ron were my best friends. Bill and Fleur were my babysitters.

Dragons were my pets.

Growing up and even now, HP was and is my family. I'm proud to say that I am a Potterhead for now and forever!!!

If your childhood was Harry Potter and still is, repost this or I WILL find some way to hit you until you surrender and repost this. (I can be violent... Hehehe)

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Mr. Harry Potter,

Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,

Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,

Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,

Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,

Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,

Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,

Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,

Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,

Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,

Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,

Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,

Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,

Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,

Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius . Severus Snape,

Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,

THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD

YOUR GUY SIDE: (things I am are in bold)

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night. (I Hate Socks)

Total= 12/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (things I am are bold)

You wear lip gloss.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pin. (do you mean pink?)

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts/short-shorts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as a little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 4/25

Damn. And I thought I was a girl

We all like bashing twilight...

Q: Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
A: There's nothing to read.
Q: Why aren't there real vampires living right now?
A: They all killed themselves after reading Twilight
Q: How do you stop Jacob Black from annoying you?
A: You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!
Q: How do you kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room as Stephanie Meyer, her books, and wait a minute!

Gryffindor:

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin:

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We're future Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff:

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We'll kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

10. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

11. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

12. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

13. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

14. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw:

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am eligible to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book.

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated.

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to b kissed e sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just stupid.

Harry Potter vs Twilight

In Harry Potter if vampires walk into the sun they die. In Twilight if vampires walk into the sun they sparkle.

In Harry Potter werewolves are awesome and actually kill people. In Twilight werewolves are pedophiles.

In Harry Potter the main character travels to a magical school in Scotland. In Twilight the main character has a 109 year old virgin watching them sleep.

In Harry Potter the villain is a bald guy with a snake called Voldemort. In Twilight the villains are posh vampires that have crazy plans and end up getting killed by Edward every time.

In Harry Potter when the man Hermione Granger loved left her she continued to search for the horcruxes so they could defeat Voldemort and save the wizarding world. In Twilight when the man Bella loved left her she went numb for months and then jumped of a cliff.

Now try and tell me with a straight face that Twilight is better than Harry Potter, impossible isn't it. To bring this home I'll finish with a song

Jingle bells
Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella died
Jacob cried
POTTER ALL THE WAY!!!!!

Copy and paste if you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

Boy: You hit like a girl.

Girl: Maybe of you hit a little harder, you would too... Nah, who am I kidding?

Copy and paste that to your profile to stop sexism!

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… .

..without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…0

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle/Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...

...Who never got to walk free...

...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...

...And who had to get killed by a curtain.

10 facts about you
1: You are reading this right now
2: You are realizing it's a stupid fact
4: You didn't notice I skipped three
5: You are checking now
6: You are smiling
7: You are still reading this even though it's stupid
9: You didn't realize I skipped eight
10: You are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11: You are enjoying this
12: You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

Well, techinally speaking, there were ten facts, just the numbering was messed up.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

- On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
- On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
- On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
- On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
- On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down. (Oh... well... bit too late)
- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
- On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
- On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
- On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
- On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only. (NO! I wanted to use it on the moon)
- On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)-
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
- On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
- On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

The boy you punched in the hall today.Committed suicide a few minutes ago.
That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin.
The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl you pushed down the other day.She's already being abused at home.
That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.
The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country.
The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T!
Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but REPOST this if you're that 1% with a heart.

If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all.
If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality.
If you hate how others look upon you and say 'bah, no use at all'
If you hate it when people say 'a girl can't fight'

If you hate feeling crushed when you stand up for what you believe is right.
If you hate when people look upon you and only see your face.

And last, if you hate when someone undermines and underestimates the mentally retarded or ill

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you20threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too

I have dumped a guy for caring about me to much. He was my only ever boyfriend- I'm 15 right now- and I don't think it was entirely unreasonable. At the time, I also suspected he was cheating on me, and the truth was I dumped him because I realised I didn't care about him so much. My regret was not explaining why I was dumping him properly. But I'd never date an asshole who mistreated me, although I have been asked out by one. Dumping someone should come down to whether or not you like them, and when at 13, I wasn't very much fancying him, the only way we could stay together would be for the relationship to be equal. So, yes, I've been the brat from that poem, and I'm sorry too. If I'm ever lucky enough to find a guy similar to the one in the poem, I'll stay with him.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

Write out your ten favorite characters (in no particularly order).

1)Hermione Granger
2)Lily Evans
3)James Potter
4)Regulus Black
5)Ginny Weasely
6)Sirius Black
7)Kretcher
8)Minerva McGonagall
9)Severus Snape
10)Neville Longbottom

1) Have you ever read a 5/3 fic
No, how could that happen? James dies the same year Ginny is born! Besides, Ginny is destined for a different Potter... Yep, this search got no results. Good.

2)What would 9 say if they found out that 6 had got 2 pregnant?
"WHAT? You do not even love her as much as Potter does! You have used her, played with her. Arrrgghhhh, Black, you git." Then he would swear... A lot, I think.

3)10/8 or 10/3?
Oh no. I refuse to answer. I'm starting a feel quite sick. Well, James dies the year Neville's born, and I suppose McGonagall and Neville end up being fellow teachers... but NO

4)7/4 or 7/1?
Can house elves... mate with humans? Well, I suppose Kretcher/Regulus because I think Kretcher is in love with Regulus, anyway... Then Hermione does support elf rights- Ron might be angry though.

5)2/6 or 2/9?
This is tricky, and not in a disgusting way either. I think it has to be Severus/Lily because Sirius would never do that to James, and Severus deserves it, after all his fighting against the dark.

"A lot of p e o p l e think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you're b o r e d; it's not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A b o o k is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who's not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It's s o m e t h i n g that can make you laughon your glummest day, at something that's not even relatively funny. It's something you s c r e a m at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won't listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It's something that you get so l o s t in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that's so addicting that even when you say, "This is the l a s t page, and then I'll put it down," you turn the page anyway. It's your best friend through thick and thin, weather you're black or white, fat or s k i n n y, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it's just that some p e o p l e don't know what a book is, even though you've known your whole life."

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, Ninja C, firelily28, Miss-Ginny-Potter, HPismyhero, fruityloops156, Zinnaella Amilie-Anne Black, Dndchk, jazzstar02, LunaNotLoony

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY ding at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Type your name with your elbow: jjjasminne jjjjjjjjjjjanjhe (and I'm not telling you my surname)

Type it with your chin: uij\azssn jinnhedj\nbde (er... right. The thing is you can't see where you're putting your chin)

Your nose: jasmine jaqne (almost perfect...)

Your forehead: kkja\sSM ,KIK NER B JUQA hnj4x34e (that really didn't... my glasses got in the way a bit

Your toe: jasmin e jjjjjjjjane (grrr...almost)

Your eyes closed with your fingers: jasmine jane (YES! Perfect! But that was the easiest one)

If you are actually reading my profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put it in the middle of your profile, so no one will accidentally see it, by scrolling down a few lines, or scrolling up a few lines. Make sure your profile is long.
Then if someone reviews you and stuff, you can go and look at their profile and see if they have this in it, and if they have you know they read your profile... YAY

The List of Reasons You Are Reading My Profile

1. You read one of my stories and want to know more about this fabulous author.

2. You read one of my stories and thought it was so awful you want to know more about the idiot who wrote it.

3. You are a stalker who wants to kill me. (Let's hope not, but who knows.)

4. You know me personally and want to read up on me a bit stalkerishly just so you can tell me you read my profile.

5. You are being held hostage and as torture you are being forced to read fanfiction.

6. You want to know if my stories are any good before you read them.

7. You are bored.

8. You are a janitor who has nothing better than sit in the closet and read fanfiction.

9. You are a vampire scouting the internet for its next meal. Sorry, Not going to tell you my blood type.

10. You are in a mental asylum and this is the only site to which you have access.

If you have any other reason for reading this, even though I'm pretty sure I covered my bases, message me and I will add it to the list. Unless you tell me you are a stalker. In that case I might not respond.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping

off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky

charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

35) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

37) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor.

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that pushes a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile

If you go around to different profiles just to find things to put onto your profile, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who made a mistake and your tired of people going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and oooooooooooon about how stupid he/she was and you wish that people would just get on with there stupid lives instead of ranting about the stupidity of other people and all you want is for society to realize that going off on a useless rant about the stupidity of man kind is a gigantic waste of time and that we should all do something constructive like finger painting or sculpting instead of going on and on about whatever when we know deep down that it annoys the crap out of everybody who has to listen to the idiotic tyrade... then copy and paste this on your profile.

Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and have severe lung cancer. I also have a tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to pay 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but those of you who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-send this, help her.

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?- Sirius.

Sirius Black or Severus Snape?- Snape. He's such an interesting character... and his story makes me cry so much

Hermione or Cho?-Hermione.

James Potter or Snape?- Snape

Hagrid or Snape?- Snape

The Marauders or the Golden Trio?- I would far rather know the golden trio (who thought of that name, anyway) but the marauder are fun.

Ability to become invisible or an Animagus?-Animagus would be more fun, I think!

Harry or Ron?-Ron's hilarious :P

Fleur or Tonks?- Hard. Fleur/Bill is one of my all time fave ships, and she's brave, beuatiful but Tonks is such fun, it has to be Tonks

Hermione or Ginny?- Really hard, depends which Ginny, the Ginny at the start or the ends, but I assume at the end. Hermione's great, but Ginny is so fiery and stuff... I don't know I can totally identify with being a book worm, cos I am. This is so hard- I DON'T KNOw... fine, fine Ginny, because she's funny, but I relate with 'Mione more.

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?- Krum

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?-Luna, 'cause you can't help but love that crazy bish!

Dumbledore or Peeves the poltergeist?-Peeves, he's a laugh

Aragog (Hagrid's giant spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant half-brother)?-Aragog had more of a presence, especially in the movies.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?-Well I wouldn't say no to some crazy wizard treats ;)

Bertie Bott's Every-Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?-Chocolate Frogs.

Death Eaters or Aurors?- Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort?-Dumbledore and his knitting patterns.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?-Narcissa, because I can't quite figure her out.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third in the Triwizard Tournament? The third for sure. I don't fancy being dragon food.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Fanfiction pet hates

1) When a fanfic receives hundreds, if not thousands of hits, but only a handful of reviews.
2) When a fanfic get loads of follow and favorites, but hardly any reviews.
3) Flame reviews. Why bother? I mean, it might suck, but just leave the page, and don't kill the author. Or, better still, write a long, and if you must, patronizing review, TELLING THEM TO MAKE IT BETTER!
4) :) Can't you just say it made you smile or whatever. In reviews, I mean. Well, I have had a review which was just :) and it really annoyed me.
5) Fanfiction where impossible people get together... but there's no build up showing them getting together (like harry-draco; it's not my sort of fanfition really, but I can see how people like it) and one minute they're enemies, or not really bothering with each other, and then suddenly they're snogging. And they aren't even drunk.
6) This website (SOMEONE TELL MY HOW TO FAVORITE AND FOLLOW? When I click fave/follow, it say that I have followed/faved the story, but then nothing else happens.) So when you scroll down and see I have no faves/follows don't think I'm a arrogant toerag (Now who's dis is that?). And if there are some, cheer- I've finally overcome my war against my laptop! For now, anyway.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity

Out of interest, our girls supposed to do any of this stuff for guys? No, they're supposed to sit like a doll and be wooed but not actually do anything! Freaking sexism.

These things are AWESOME!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

Pick Twelve Game

List Twelve characters and answer the questions. This is hilarious, you have to try this XD

1. Ginny

2. James

3. Snape

4. Aunt Marge

5. Neville

6. Sirius

7. Harry

8. Hermione

9. Dumbledore

10. Malfoy

11. Luna

12. McGonagall

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Luna/Sirius Um... No... NO

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

AUNT MARGE? Yeah, really hot. Not.

3) What would appen if Three got Four pregnant?

What would happen if Snape got Aunt Marge pregnant? Ew. Uncle Vernon would disown her for mixing with 'that sort', Aunt Petunia would scream, Harry would throw up laughing. Snape would... run.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

What, Percy? Not really, but there probably is.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

James and Luna? NO!

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Neville/Hermione or Neville/Malfoy? Well, people seem to like putting nice characters with the evil Dragon, but Neville/Hermione could work... they're friends.

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Ew. Ginny would scream, then roll her eyes, throw up and tell Hermione about it. And someone would find out where Sirius was and he'd get even more time in Azkaban, for probable raping a junior.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Snape/Malfoy? Everyone knew that Snape favoured Malfoy from the moment he walked in through the dungeon door. But everyone assumes it was just because he was good at potions and Slytherin. But all the time there was a deeper reason. And now Draco a death eater, Snape realised he loves the silky haired blonde. Can he swallow his pride, save Draco from Voldemort, and charm him at the same time?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I've never read one, but Ginny and Hermione are friends, so they might exist.

10) For whatever reason, five is looking for a room mate. Should five share and apartment with nine or with ten?

Well, Neville is not going to live with McGonagall, though later they become fellow teachers but... no. Besides, Neville/Luna is cute.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

There is no friends list. Honestly.

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

shudders* Lily, probably. Wow... the person I copied and pasted it from wrote Lily for James... and 3 is now Snape, so yeah I'll keep it the same

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hermione? I actually don't know...

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ginny/Sirius/McGonagall. I don't think you'd need a warning, people would run anyway.

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on 2?

Ginny/James. GINNY'S HARRY'S! Er... your hair is nice? You know, I might a timeturner ginny/james.

17) When was the last time you read a fic about four?

I never have...

18) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

Sirius or Luna? Well, Sirius is talented, but he's totally reckless, and I think he'd much rather break rules than make them. Luna is weird... rather trelawney-esque, but I don't think teaching about nargles would help in the OWLs. Probably Sirius because he is very clever.

19) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Smokin' hot.

20) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

McGonagall sends Hermione on a mission to... er... McGonagall never would send students off on anything dangerous... to find out what mad scheme Harry's doing now. Hermione tells McGonagall, Harry and Ron fall out on her, until the mad scheme becomes reality, and Hermione goes trotting off with them, dodging McGonagall.

21) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

A caldron full of the draugh of living death exploded- but it worked.

22) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Harry or Hermione? Hermione, defiantly.

23) What would 3 do if he found 2 and 4 together?

What would Snape do if he found James and Aunt Marge together? Laugh himself stupid, then take photos, and show the world!

24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that they are actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Ginny and Dumbledore reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Aunt Marges' sinister secret organisation. Luna volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that they are actually a spy for Aunt Marge. Meanwhile, Aunt Marge has kidnapped McGonagall in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Neville, they seek out Snape, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

The deflated balloon's revenge, the vampire's plan, and the loony spy

25) Can you make a 2, 3 and 10 lemon?

Just because I can do something does not mean I should.

26) Did you read a 9 and 8 fic yet?

Hermione and Dumbledore? If you mean like a couple, then NO! Yeah, I've read fics where they both appear but that's it (luckily)

27) what would 7 do if he found 9 in bed with 5.

Harry found Dumbledore in bed with Neville. Back out... sorry, sir, I wanted to discuss my new plan to save the world, and, um, Neville?

28) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

Ginny and Dumbledore are in a happy relationship until Dumbledore suddenly runs off with Aunt Marge. Ginny, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Luna and a brief unhappy affair with McGonagall, then follows the wise advice of Neville and finds true love with Snape."

The curse of loving older men

29) If Neville wanted to dye his or her hair, would he or she rely on Ginny's opinion or Aunt Marge's?

GINNY

30) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Snape challenges Malfoy to a duel.

Malfoy sneers that he always knew Snape was on the wrong side... and Snape kills him.

31) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

If James had to choose sides between Aunt Marge and Neville, he would be confused, as he never knew them... looks, all big eyes, at Lily... does she like her sister's boyfriends' sister?... but Neville's a baby... Probably Neville, because he knows Alice and Frank.

32) What plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Ginny hates Harry for not loving her. Unable to cope with her love for Harry, Ginny wanders into the muggle world, and Ron (and therefore) Harry are furious with her. Ginny doesn't know how to get closer to Harry, so she starts working with Harry's aunt, being as nice as she can, in the hope that maybe she'll invite her home and meet Harry. Quite forgetting Aunt Marge hates him.

33) What would you think if 1 and 7 had an affair?

Ginny and Harry? I would whoop. Took them long enough!

34) Have you ever read any 10/12 fics?

Malfoy/McGonagall. No way.

35) What would happen if 4 and 8 got together?

Aunt Marge and Hermione. Eek. Harry would die.

36) Would you be shocked if 11 and 5 got together?

Luna and Neville are cute. To be honest, I've never seen any tension between them in the books, but it's quite popular because it would mean the six main D.A-er would be all paired up. So... yeah, a bit.

37) Would you be surprised if 3 and 12 got together

Snape and McGonagall. I'd love to see that- well, NO, I wouldn't, but, well. Yes.

38) What would you think if 2 and 8 had an affair?

James and Hermione

Seeing as James died before Hermione was two, I'd be a scared, really.

39) 4 and 12 were in a happy relatiosnship until 12 ran off with 3. 4 was depressed and got together with 10, who got arrested when going to a club with 6. Then 4 had a cheap affair with 2, before finally going to 11 for advice and falling in love with 1.

Aunt Marge and McGonagall were in a happy relationship until McGonagall ran off with Snape. Aunt Marge was depressed and got together with Malfoy, who got arrested when going to a club with Sirius. Then Aunt Marge had a cheap affair with James, before finally going to Luna for advice and falling in love with Ginny.

Oh.

Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why?

I actually do not know, but you are all rolling your eyes, and going- aren't you a potter fan so I guess... prisoner of Azkaban, cos Ron and Hermione fall out, and Harry finds out about his family

Question 2:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?

Favourite: either 3, cos the time turner scene is brilliant, or 7 part 2 because just awesome

Question 3:Who is your favorite character?

Lily Evans is great, Snape is interesting, Lockhart's the funniest ever (Stephan Fry does the most awesome voice for him), Hermione also good, all Weaselys rock but come on, RON ROCKS MORE. Why do people hate him? WHY?

My favorite character changes alot but it's either Lily, Ginny, Hermione (I admit, I am kind of feminist) but I've just read some Ron bashing, so I'll go with Ron. I quote, "he has the IQ of a squirrel"! It's actually stated in the books that Ron's not better than Harry at anything apart from quidditch, and, DADA as well. Second complaint, he's not loyal

. So he ran out on Harry twice in seven years- SEVEN YEARS! Hermione often went behind Harry's back as well, like when she ran to McGonagall about the firebolt, and other times. So in seven years, Ron and Harry fall out. Harry and Hermione argue plenty, though it's never really serious. But Ron is loyal- in the sixth book for example it says, and I quote, 'it was a mark of a strength of their friendship that Ron didn't laugh," (or something like that, I don't have the books at hand). Also in the third book, he says, 'if you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill all three of us' (not quoted word for word), when he thinks Sirius is going to kill Harry. Oh, I know in the films, they made Hermione say that it in the books, it's Ron.

Third complaint: something like Ron isn't interesting, he's just a comic character. OK- takes deep breathes- RON ISN'T INTERESTING? Right, do you mean he's not interesting in the books, because if that's the case, you're mad. Harry finds Hermione boring without Ron, but with Ron he can laugh about. Or did you mean, the reader finds Ron boring? Now that's an opinion and I can see where you're coming from- Ron is pretty average. But they're a lot of average people in life, and personally I find him more fun to read than Hermione, because he's FUNNY!

Right... long rant. Oh look at the famous or infamous if you like Harry/Hermione,sugar quill essay.

http:///index.php?action=goodshiprh&st=angua

Question 4:What is your favorite spell?

Ooh, no question, expelliarmus.

Question 5:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?

McGonagall or Snape. I like McGonagall more, but Snape's interesting.

Question 6:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Snape. Sooo tragic.

Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts student?#

Well, I said Ron was favorite HP character, so I think I stick to that, but all weaselys rock.

Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Any test I take tells me Ravenclaw straight off, but I don't know to be honest. Maybe. School wise, I'm pretty Ravenclaw, not boasting but you're practically asking in that question, brave, clever, loyal and hardworking or cunning and ambitious. I'm not so brave, but I have some of all the others. I'd hate to be Slytherin though, so I want Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw.

Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

The Order!

Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

I have a crush, guys, I'm not giving me heart to a character.

Question 11:Who would be your best friend?

Probably Ginny Weasley or Lily Evans because I can have a bad temper sometimes but I just think they would be really cool people to hang out with. I also love Quidditch and Reading.

Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie from Nov '08 to July '09. What were your thoughts on this?

Honestly, I'm not movie-obsessed, they aren't as good as the books, but I guess I was a bit mad.

Question 13:What is your favorite magical creature?

Hippogriffs. RANDOM FACT: JKR didn't invent them! She said so... random fact over.

Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

Oh, YES

Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

I've dressed up as Hermione for world book day, and I wore my Hermione robe for halloween so I guess Hermione

Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

Very boringly, I brought from a book shop. How boring, you go.

Question 18:How did you get into Harry Potter?

My mum told me about it, and I thought it would have to many boys in it so I wouldn't read so my Mum read it to me (this was when I was seven!)

Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

Yelling (or half-yelling) at my friend Anna, when she said Skullduggery Pleasant was better than HP, because in Harry Potter you just run around waving a wand (and in Skullduggery you run round with no plot, strangling people)

Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

No...

Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beauxbatons?

Hogwarts!

Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task?

The First task because it was clever how Harry got the Golden Egg and I love anything to do with flying!

Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape

I spent hours trying to work out whether he was good or bad, firmly believing he was good, and that he 'planned the dumbles murder or something' (I KNEW IT), but unsure of why he'd be good. I was looking at endless theories, but I didn't think the Snape loving lily theory was that likely (oh well...)

Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction?

No, I fell down a rabbit hole to get here

Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

The memory charm, imagine you fall on your butt in front of your crush, and all you have to do is flicknyour wand and nobody need ever know...

Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch?

That's hard... either Seeker or Chaser

Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books/movies?

I love the time-turner bit, the bit when Hermione says 'you're a great wizard, you know, Harry,' and Ron tells them he's going to sacrifice himself in PS, and the Prince's tale, of course (in the movies, when Harry said that she'd known for a while)

Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

The very end when Harry doesn't go to talk with Ginny, just Ron and Hermione- I think it wast HHr fans decided it means Harry can't love Ginny. Also, I wish wish wish that we'd seen Hermione facing the horcruz and it spilling out her fears.

Question 29:Would you join the D.A

Yeah

Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

He might have because they said he was very good looking when he was younger but I doubt he ever loved the girl but if he really wanted a girlfriend Bellatrix is ready and waiting!

Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

Lily or Ginny or Luna. I'd hate to be called Hermione though.

Question 32:What type of wand would you have?

The wand chooses the wizard... I don't know.

Question 33:What would your pet be?

A black owl

Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

Defiantly the Weasley Family they're so awesome!

Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have?

The Invisibility Cloak

Question 36:What is your favorite horcrux?

I personally don't like any of them but the Locket is probably my favourite

Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

duh

Question 38:What would your patronus be?

A little songbird bird like a goldfinch, or a crow

Question 39:What would be your animagus form?

The same

Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder?

James

Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

The ice-cream palour, or WWW, or florish and blotrs

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?

Regulus Black!

Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family?

Ron

Question 44:Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

Cedric...

Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films?

NOT rupert grint, he totally didn't do Ron justice, along with the scriptwriters- er, I'd say Alan Rickman, or Mathew Lewis

Question 46:(insert actor here) should totally play (insert HP character here).

I have no clue...

Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

I'm not really girly

Question 48:How many times have you read the series?

More then I care to admit...

Question 49:Who is your favorite couple?

Lily and James, Ron and Hermione, Harry and Ginny

Question 50:Did you like this survey?

Yes. Yes! YES! Yes...

You can only type ONE word. Harder than you think, Okay, think about your answer...Here we go...

1. Where is your telephone?

bag

2. Where is your significant other

None

3. What does you hair look like?

Mess

4. What do you think about your Mum?

Shrugs

5. Your favorite thing?

Books

6. Your dream last night?

Alarm

7. Your iPod?

Nope

8. Your dream/Goal

Author

9. The room you're in?

living

10. You hate?

Twilight

11. Your fear?

ErSlugs

12. Where do you want to be in six years?

job

13. Where were you last night?

home

14. What you're not?

giggling

16. Muffins?

americanish?

17. One of your wish list items?

Laptopnew

18. Where you grew up?

England

19. The last thing you did?

eyeroll

20. What are you wearing?

schooluni

21. Your TV?

beside

22. Your pets?

Sold...!

23. Your computer?

typing

24. Your life?

Er.. yes?

25. Your mood?

. Sniggering

26. Missing someone?

Can

27. Your car?

Age13

28. Something you're not wearing?

socks

29. Your summer?

3/12/

30. Your eyes?

Brown

31. Love someone?

romantically...?

32. Favorite colour?

orange

33. When is the last time you laughed?

NOW

34. Last time you cried?

minutes

35. Who will re-post this?

WellIdid

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mummy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mummy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mummy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mummy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mummy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

GRYFFINDOR:
[x]You’ve never done illegal drugs. (or drugs at all)
[x]You have a lot of friends
[ ]You get along with everyone
[ ]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[x]You love soccer
[x ]You love baseball
[ ]You’re into writing and art
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[ x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[x ]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[ ]Good grades at school
[x]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[ ]You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 5

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x]You laugh a lot.
[x ]You like to follow trends.
[x]Politics suck.
[ ]You love to swim
[x]Water polo is awesome (what is water polo?)
[x]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ]Black is morbid & depressing
[ ]You’re an optimist.
[ ]You’re completely straight edged.
[x]You’re very emotional
[ ]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[ ]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[ ]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 7

RAVENCLAW:
[ ]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[ ]You love to read.
[ ]You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x]Sports suck.
[ ]You’re shy.
[ ]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ]Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[ ]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[ ]Lying is sometimes okay
[ ]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[1/2]Serious is better than funny.(Sometimes yes, sometimes no)

TOTAL: 9 1/2

SLYTHERIN:

[ ]There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ]Basketball is a good sport.
[x]Football is amazing.
[ ]Black is a cool color.
[ ] You’ve lied about something serious.
[ ]You’re a very deep person.
[x]You have considered suicide.
[ ]Very loyal.
[ ]You like metal.
[x]They make school seem more important than it is.
[ ]You’re scared to grow up.
[x]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[x]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x]You have trust issues.
[x]Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 8

Ravenclaw Forever! Frighteningly, I'm also rather Slytherin and Hufflepuff too... and I'm hardly Gryffindor at all. RAVENCLAW ROCKS

More on how the world is stupid

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp.

(Really? I had no idea.)

On shin pads for cyclists:
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

(But I thought they were immunifiers!)

On a take away coffee cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot.

(Okay, I'm not even gonna comment on this one.)

Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.

(Excellent logic there.)

In a microwave oven manual:
Do not use for drying pets.

(But that would be so much quicker.)

On the bottom of a cola bottle:
Do not open here.

(But opening it on the top seems so cliche.)

On a box of aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

(*Snape voice* Obviously.)

On a bottle of laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.

(Wheeeeeee!)

On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

(Uh...yeah.)

On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food.

(Really? You Earthlings put red gloop on your food?)

On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking.

(Hmmm...nothing seems to be coming out of this bottle.)

A car park sign:
Entrance only. Do not enter.

(So, is it opposite day, or...?)

A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Beware of people.

(They may bite.)

Rules on a tram in Prague:

Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.

(Aw, I thought I was supposed to do the haunting!)

Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
Take care: new non-slip surface.

(Must be malfunctioning.)

On a bottle of baby lotion:
Keep away from children.

(Well, to be fair, babies aren't children.)

In a car handbook:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors.

(But that sounds so complicated!)

Directions for mosquito repellant:
Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.

(...as opposed to saving all the old batteries and using them as new ones.)

On a birthday card for a one year old:
Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.

(That card must be specially designed for leaplings.)

In a hotel bedroom:
Please do not turn on TV except when in use.

(Well that makes a lot of sense.)

In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
Push this button in case anything happens.

(OMG! That guy just scratched his nose! I'd better push the button!)

On a can of Spray paint:
Do not spray in your face.

(But what if I'm out of face paint?)

On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe.

(But it gets so dusty...)

On a washing machine in a launderette:
No small children.

(That would be so much more convenient than giving them a bath, though!)

On a bottle of hair dye:
Do not use as Ice Cream topping.

(Mmm, color-defining...)

On a box of fireworks:
Do not put in mouth.

(But it would be a party in my mouth!)

On the packaging for a wrist watch:
Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

(How does a wristwatch resemble underwear?)

In a dishwasher manual:
Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.

(But my dishes are my children...)

On a toaster:
Do not use underwater.

(HELP! I'M DROWNING!...I could really go for some toast.)

On a mattress:
Do not attempt to swallow.

(To all you people with ridiculously big mouths, that is a tribute!)

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