Hi

I am a bad writer, but I have many ideas for stories. If anyone wants to hear any of them, message me.

Birth Name: Destin

Nickname (Only posting a few as I have a lot.): Harpo, King Harpo, God Harpo, Base God Harpo, The One, King, Dmac...

Birthday: November 11

I get on like every day or every other day. If I happen to write a story sometime it may be a super crack fic. I doubt it would happen because I would hate myself and I have standards. Also, it would be bad. Like near, on or surpassing the level of My Immortal.

I like to call this... the soundtrack for a movie about your life. Copy it to your profiles... (Posted on profile 12/14/14ish)

1. Open your Music library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every situation, type the song that's playing. (See Below 1-18)
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Be honest.
As soon as you're done, post your results.

1) Opening Credits – Nyan Cat ( Alex S. dubstep remix)

2) Waking Up – treat me like a pirate - flyntflossy and turquoise jeep

3) First Day of School – Applause - Lady Gaga

4) Falling in Love –Closer - Nine Inch Nails

5) Fight Song –We can't stop - Miely Cyrus

6) Breaking Up – Royals (Sad Clown with the golden voice version)

7) Prom – The Fox - Ylvis

8) Life is just...OK –College girl - Travis Porter

9) Mental Breakdown –Radioactive - Imagine Dragons

10) Driving – I like big butts - Sir-mix-a-lot

11) Flashback – Versache - Migos

12) Getting Back Together – Doki Doki morning - Babymetal

13) Birth of Child – Hey Ya! - OutKast

14) Wedding – Red Nose - Sage The Gemini

15) Final Battle – Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus

16) Death Scene – Ohh Kill em' - Terio

17) Funeral Song – Got Money - Lil wayne ft T-pain

18) End Credits – Lollipop and Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes

The Situation in Hell (Posted on profile 12/14/14)

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

This is really sweet... (Posted on profile 12/14/14) (I should delete this from my profile based on my current feelings about it/I used to be a bit gullible.)

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (Posted on profile 8/28/16)

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)