So I started a new story in an entirely new fandom, hahahaha, yeah, I know. Not abandoning anything, I repeat. I've had the DA story for a few months now, finally have the energy to edit what I've already written.

I'll be frank, I don't know how long it'll be until an Ascension update. But I'm trying my best. Hopefully it'll be soon. I promise it by year end at the latest, but fingers crossed it won't take that long.

Word up.

You seem to be on my profile.

My pen name, 'Samhildanach,' means 'equally skilled in many arts,' which was an epithet assigned to the Irish god, Lugh, after he earned his place in the Tuatha De Danaan by not being the best at any one thing, but by being as good as the best at everything.

My Stories:

Duty First: I want this series to span all three games in the DA franchise, but we'll see. If it gets no reaction, I won't continue it. Original summary:

"Aedan Cousland, noble-turned-Grey Warden, haunted by loss, mercilessly slaughters his way through Thedas on his mission, with the aid of his companions as well as his own mysterious power. But his first goal is not revenge; Couslands always do their duty first. Multi-origin, but not all of them. Heavy focus on M!Cousland."

HAROM will be continued until my death. Unfortunately, even if I live to 110, I don't think I'll have enough ideas for that many more mini stories.

I'm continuing Guardian of Sanity until its completion. Though I haven't been as motivated for it recently, I expect I will be at some point.

I'm continuing Ascension until its completion. Currently redoubling my updating efforts. It might get a sequel after it completes PJO canon.

A Bargain to Change the World might die if I can't come up with more zany craziness, but it'll have a long life none the less. I'd say the chances of it being fully finished are 4:1 for it.

I've thoroughly abandoned the other two stories. I refuse to delete them entirely because some tiny interest was shown in them, once upon a time. I know they're awful. I might rewrite Songbird (god even the name is shit).

Age:

lim f(x) =. . . . . . . . . .(5-90(x cubed)). . . . .
x-infinity. . . . ((x squared)-4.5(x cubed)plus4x)

Hair: Orange, more yellow in summer, more red in winter

Eyes: Dark Brown

Race: Caucasian

Height: 75.75 inches. (or 6' 3.75")

Weight: 230 lbs

Shoe size: 15(US)

Vocal range: Bass

Sex: Guess.

Favorite Quotes (or Quotes to Live Your Life By):

Do you know where you are going?

~Helpful Guard, Dungeon Siege II

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

~Tom Waits

Three rules from your sensei:
One: Outsource your feelings.
Two: Limit your training to be task-specific.
Three: Assign regret to those accountable.

~They Might Be Giants

Mr. Hughes says, "Live and learn.
Dig and be dug in return."

~Mono Puff

gay fish yo

~Anaklusmos14

And they sang to remember; and they danced to forget.

~Coyote Run

Sometimes, things just don't work out.

~My father

Good things come to those who wait, but only what is left behind by those who hurry.

~I don't remember. Abraham Lincoln or something.

There's always a bigger fish.

~Qui-gon Jin

I could shake my tiny fist
And swear I wasn't wrong
But what's the sense in arguing
When you're all alone?

~They Might Be Giants

Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

~They Might Be Giants

Haiku

~1~

Brown wood in the bright

underground garden. Ouch! I've

been stung by a bee.

~2~

Sun burns bright up high

Down the endless corridor

Benches guard the way

~3~

Following the leaves

which make a trail of their own

I reject the tao

~4~

Walls begin to grow

Pushing sweat onto my face

I cannot stand up