I am Gawain - oldest son of King Lot of Orkney and Lothian and his wife Morgause. I have two younger brothers, Gaheris and Gareth. Well, four. But we don't like to talk about Agravaine or Mordred. Being a loyal knight of Camelot, my first allegiance is with my King and uncle Arthur, but the ladies come in a close second.

Okay, seriously this time.

Call me Gawain. I love shrimp though I really ought to be vegetarian, and I have an odd fondness for dynamic main characters with green sidekicks.

While I have your attention, have you ever heard of the Principality of Sealand, the world's smallest sovereign state? Not that it has any official recognition, and likely never will, seeing as it has no landmass whatsoever to speak of. Forty bucks to buy a title! Wanna be a Duke?

Don't read my stuff, yeah? Or if you do, don't judge me on it. I wrote it ages ago, and it's only hanging around because I'm too sentimental to take it down. Drop me a line, I'd love to meet and chat with you, but please leave well enough alone.