Hello, fellow humans.

That's about all I have to say...

But I'll say more, even if it's not relevant and no one will read through it. Because honestly, who reads through a more-than-a-thousand-words profile?

I like ice cream, but only the boring flavours. Although I have recently discovered a brilliant ice cream place that makes heavenly lemon flavour.

Barbie/Disney films are still the shit even as a semi-adult.

I will say something that might not be true at all just to see who believes me. (Which is, I am convinced of this, how every religion started out.)

I enjoy anything that makes me laugh. That means I spend my time reading hilarious books, articles, fanfictions when really I should be practicing being a responsible adult. Just kidding. I shall never grow up!

My pet cat died years ago and I want a new one. But also not, because it'd be replacing her and... Well I'm just not ready for it yet, ok?

Music and food. They are the deities I swear by.

Also, hiking is fun.

I love sailing.

The sun is also pretty cool. Like that one guy who always stands on my street corner smoking his brains out, but he's got some interesting opinions.

I hate public transportation. Bikes are cool, though. Cars, too, if I can drive. Or if the driver can actually drive a car. Not a fan of SUVs, though. Just... is all that room really necessary?

I paint. As in oil painting. I'm not that good though.

I used to play the guitar, but I gave it up around the time my cat died (it was a very emotional time for me) and am too lazy to start it up again, although I always think I'd like to. I just don't do it. It's like watering my cactus.

It might surprise you, since I usually write from male perspectives: I'm a cis woman.

I think that's about it.

Always open for PMs, might take a while to answer, though. (A very long while.)

Unless the Story says it's 'complete' it is not abandoned. I don't update regularly. (a year in between updates is possible and has happened)