Shikamaru, Gaara and Naruto go back in time. Only Shikamaru and Gaara make it to the past.

Her plan was flawless. Save Shisui. Save the world. Time-travel, Sakura-centric AU

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?

Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).

Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi. Complete. Epilogue possible.

The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP

[KakaSaku] – Sometimes the biggest most unexpected changes can be brought about by the simplest things.

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Mortality is for losers. So is time as a linear concept. In other words, the entire planet is dead, Sakura is over five hundred years old, and she's bored as hell. Time-travel is clearly the only option.

Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]

Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

Videogame fic! It's not a genjutsu and he hasn't gone mad, but Iruka isn't sure how many options that leaves. It can't be real, can it?

Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.

Sasuke survived the Uchiha Clan Massacre, thanks to his older brother. The only problem is that he wasn't the only one Itachi saved, and now he has to live with the 17 extra kids that Itachi managed to protect as well! How will Sasuke cope with this new chapter in his life? Sequel to 'A Different Decision!

The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

...for you to lose. Premise: Kakashi doesn't turn back with Obito; it should have been a three-man mission. 3-shot.

she will bring down a god for them and carve her name out into this world with her bare hands. sasusaku-ish.

Sequel to Thick As Thieves. When Operation: Zero Tolerance turns into a full-fledged mutant hunt, Remy must use all of his resources to keep the X Men safe while they search for a way to bring Bastion down.

Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud REWRITE PLANNED (see profile for details)

Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.

Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.

Uzumaki Naruto's defeat at the hands of Hyuuga Neji changed the course of history. Now an outcast Naruto, Hinata, and Lee must flee Konoha to become stronger, and ultimately save the very village which scorned them. Strong Naruto, Hinata, and Lee. Dark!Neji, Nice!Hanabi. Epic length. NaruHina. COMPLETE!

Naruto x Sasuke, Kakashi x Gai. Naruto becomes pregnant. With Kakashi's child. ... Yeah, they don't know how it happened either.

Sakura wakes up after her disastrous Chuunin exam match and starts re-evaluating. But nothing would have really changed, if Akatsuki hadn't come to Konoha early.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.

Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.

The war is over, and Naruto has found the way to peace, but no one is left to enjoy it. Including himself. Dying and unable to give up, Naruto does the only thing he can: give the last living member of Team 7 a second chance. Whether Kakashi wants it or not. [Time Travel Fic ]

When war leads to the destruction of Konoha, a group stranded in the ruins of the village take the not so easy way out. Time-travel. First fanfic. Please read and review

Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.

He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.

An unfortunate accident with a demonic portal dumps Faith Lehane, Duo Maxwell, and Uchiha Sasuke into a hell dimension. Knowing these three, things can only get worse from there. Crossover: BtVS, Gundam Wing, and Naruto. WIP

A pirate on the Grand Line should know to expect the unexpected, particularly when he's the King. Little did Roger know just how unexpected the results of calling out to a stranger in the fog would be. Who knew there were islands that could warp time? This meeting would always be one of his treasures. Oneshot

Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.

After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main

22 year olds Naruto Uzumaki and Ino Yamanaka hardly consider each other friends, but after a not-so-friendly fight, the two are forced to get to know one another much more personally and physically.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

The day of the preliminaries, Naruto accepted Ebisu's offer of training without being forced to by Kakashi. This single change brings about many others during the month until the Third Exam. But what do his fellow genin's think about the new Naruto?

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE

Who says women can't be King? Whether she's driving Ace half mad or taking the Grand Line by storm, Monkey D. Luffy will prove herself worthy of that fiercely sought title despite her gender. But her journey doesn't end there. FemLuffy AceLu ZoLu ShanLu ABANDONED

Growing up, Kakashi never had his pictures put on the refrigerator. Mild Kakasaku.

Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,

While on the run from a clever foe, Sakura and the crew confront the idea of artificial intelligence and what it means to love. FIRST PLACE in the AU Contest on the KakaSaku LJ comm. Warnings inside. Thank you voters!

When Sakura gives the ultimate sacrifice to end the war with Akatsuki and Orochimaru for good, something backfires and lands her in a rather dogged predicament. KakaSaku

Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

"It's the promise of a lifetime! To me and to you and to Kakashi-sensei." But now, Kakashi watches in despair and horror as blood stains the water a deep, unending crimson. "To abandon one's duty is not courageous. Beneath the courageous, there is—"

AU fourth year. Voldemort discovers what Dumbledore thinks 'the power the Dark Lord knows not' is, and changes his plans accordingly.

She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Sakura meets a younger Kakashi on a reconnaissance mission through time. KakaSaku.

Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS

Hey, we can’t all summon fantastically impressive beasts. An Irukacentric very short.

Gai's got a secret. Logically, he knows he needs to face it, get help with the aftermath of a mission he had some months ago, but he can't bring himself to deal. His friends intervene on his behalf. Rated for mentions of noncon.

HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED

Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.

Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.

Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Every coffin Cho's ever helped carry has weighed just slightly more than the last. Maybe before, maybe things could have been different. But there are no happy endings now.

Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.

ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]

Ryuk takes things into his own hands. [End of Series Spoilers. Ryuk & Light Main. Mikami, Matsuda, Misa Side]

A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.

House is bored, and Wilson is tired of being labeled the boring half of the friendship...so he calls House on a dare. And then stuff ensues. House/Wilson, EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17! Now rendered AU; pretty much disregards everything starting with "Softer Side"

The downfall of Konoha is far in the past. Yet hope is given in the form of a young man. Will he be able to help change the past enough to avoid the total destruction of all he loves and never knew? AU. Academy and Genin days.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.

The quick journey through pregnancy, Kakashi's pregnancy XD IruKaka, mpreg

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

Between the living and the dead, there can be no competition.

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

A moment of jealousy can cause enough regret for a life time. Obito knows this too well. Time-travel, follows canon, one shot.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.

When push came to shove, Naruto was more then willing to protect those with him. To do so he would use his own fists, and lets nothing stand in his way.

A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.

Drabble length. A journal entry from Drizzt's POV about the end of the final battle in Silent Blade, the one where he dies, briefly. Only I composed the entry in modern, normal language. Which makes it a parody. I think.

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.

Entreri searches for Jarlaxle in the aftermath of a battle. Oneshot. Complete.

Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.

A rainy day brings Ranma into possession of a strange mirror. But, instead of faces, its face gazes into his past to show him the present that might have been...

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Two clans will combine. One will be rebuilt and a new will be forged. Time will push and pull and sunder lives and ideals, and they will be stronger for it. Pain was always the best teacher. [KakaSaku]

It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98

Even in my darkest hour, your hand still found mine.

A silly piece where I attempt to use the Ranma 1/2 cast to cause as much confusion, consternation and chaos in the Naruto world as possible, just for laughs.

Sometimes genius is as much a curse as a blessing. Kidnapped, tortured, and held hostage, Raito might have been alright. If it hadn't been for the never ending silence. YAOI L x Raito

An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.

Ryuk takes advantage of Raito being home alone. Will forfitting the Death Note's ownership cross Raito's mind because of what Ryuk does to him? Chap 8 up.

HP/Naruto crossover. Harry Potter had thought that the Shinobi Continent would be a good place for a nice, relaxing vacation, far away from the constant chaos that seemed to dog his steps. In retrospect, it was a really, really bad idea.

This, too, shall pass, and beyond it will be themselves. Beyond it will be them and eternity, and their rivalry, because Gai wouldn't let either of them give that up, not until eternity -- or at least, their eternity -- had run its course." Gai/Kakashi

The Killer God has won his Utopia. Kira has the world in the palm of his bloodied hand, and he keeps his trophy chained up in his basement. Slash, darkfic, creepiness. Also DISCONTINUED, for all intents.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

During the mushroom incident events diverge from normal and enemies try to take advantage of our pigtailed hero. Unfortunately for them, attempts to get rid of him often go disastrously wrong.

Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school

In which our CBI team must find enough evidence to arrest a serial killer - even if she's only in the first grade. COMPLETE.

ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?

Having never truly lived, three friends are given a second chance. But their new lives aren't perfect. They must overcome new obstacles and harder challenges if they are to enjoy their second lives. Crossover with Harry Potter in the Naruto world.

[The dead do not walk, but the broken do not die, so where does that leave him?] When a blue eyed man with whisker-like scars and no memory shows up four years after the Yondaime's death, Sarutobi doesn't know what to think. [Time travel, no pairings.]

Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?

Wilson is curious, and the results don't even come close to what he expected. House/Wilson EXPLICIT SLASH, and angst and strong friendship. Will be several parts. Please RR!

In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

One discovery leads to another, the first terrible but the second, the second holds the key to life and death itself. Naruto my way, following the manga story using an altered universe.

CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.

Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.

The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.

Jarlaxle has the misfortune to meet a most...interesting lich. Sheer insanity and crazed humor ensue. Constructive critique is accepted, but no flaming. CHAPTER 3 FINALLY UP!

One cannot cheat the God of Death. However, the Shinigami is a reasonably fair deity as Konoha soon discovers. Naruto personally learns what happens when one gains a divine gift.

Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!

A look at the lives of Naruto and Sasuke if they spoke to each other after the murder of the Uchiha clan. Two kid's who understand each other. There may be slight NaruHina, SasuSaku and other relationships in later chapters. Please Review. My first fic.

Updated! Enter Annabelle, the half-Dementor. Yeah, you heard right.

Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.

Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.

AU. Cards. Naruto's pretty good with cards. Well saying he was pretty good at cards is like saying "Jiraiya is a bit of a perv" or "The Hokage Monument is sorta tall". Good just don't cover it. Wanna find out how good he is? Well, you're just a click away

There are some summoning contracts you can fight tooth and nail for. Some you can earn through heroic deeds. No doubt that there are a few passed down from generation to generation. There are even a few you can steal. This isn't a story about one of those

-Challenge # 1 from Serpent in the Shadows-. HPNaruIY. Slash! Harry disappeared from the Wizarding world at three and involuntarily found a home in the Shinobi world. Now years later he must travel to a new world to reclaim a lost piece of himself...

Some people just can't catch a break in life. For Sephiroth, it seems that breaks come as rarely as haircuts, as he's chosen by the Planet to redeeem himself for his past transgressions - whether he actually WANTS to or not. Rejoice.

Not season-5-compliant, obviously. Amber is alive and Wilson hasn't broken down. Very lemony, mind the rating.

It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.

AU Yaoi LxRaito. Raito is blackmailed by none other than Kira into doing his bidding. How can L stand in between? Will he uncover Raito's past? How far would you go to save the one you love? Would you kill? Would you fight? Would you die trying?

Chase has gotten it together since being fired, and House is complicating his life, whether Chase likes it or not. House/Chase, if House gets his way. Now with 80% less angst and 50% more snark. Updates courtesy of 30 Days and 30 Nights of House/Chase.

What would happen if Harry was raised by a relative that Dumbledore wasn't aware of? What if he was raised a shinobi? Naruto crossover, Good Dumbledore, Mentor!Snape. KakashiHikaru, SLASH! New chapters up!

In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...

Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.

The Minister of Magic has made a Very Big Mistake: He's convinced himself that Harry Potter is a Criminal. AU as of HBP.

All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.

Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there's nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing

7 year old Harry is discovered missing only a day before Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. An angry werewolf, among others, tries to find him before the criminal does. Little does anyone know, Harry has a secret of his own...

During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE

sequel to Taking Off the Masks. After the climactic battle between Entreri and Do'Urden, Jarlaxle, injured and fleeing to Menzoberranzan, finds Artemis at the base of the cliff. The night they spent together, however, only causes tension between them.

Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc

Kakashi lost a bet, and Iruka is the only way for him to 'pay off the debt'. A big kennel on Iruka's front porch has his socalled 'birthday present' inside. Garaunteed to stay within 20 feet of you for months!

AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.

Crossover HPPotC. When Jack sailed into Port Royal that day, he was searching for a ship. What he found was a Selkie in hiding from his past, where he used to be called Harry Potter... Slash HPJS

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

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In the Forest of Death, Naruto wakes up early and doesn't feel like himself. He has memories that he has not lived, and his body isn't as responsive as his new memories want him. What is going on?

A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Chapter 13: When it comes to the ways of the Hyuuga, nothing is exactly how it seems. NejiXTenten Slow boiled. This chapter presented with 53% more fluffiness.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

short scene. Post Silent Blade. Catti-brie and Drizzt have a conversation concerning babies. Specifically, whether or not he will give her some any time soon.

Naruto is keeping secrets from his Teammates and Friends, holding a secret life without their knowledge, but what happens when they are sent on a mission directly related to his second life? And why is Itachi hunting the Shadow Assailant? On HIATUS

They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter

Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.

Abused by the Dursleys and demonised by everyone in Little Whinging, Harry finally snaps. His retaliation lands him in St. Brutus' Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys. Four years later, a very different Harry is introduced to the wizarding world.

Just a single momentary and chance meeting can sometimes have the power to change a whole lot. What will Naruto do if he wants the prize badly enough? Training just got a whole lot sexier.

What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

House is in a bad way. Chase knows a better way to cope than stealing a dead guy's pills. Mind the rating. MxM bdsm.

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

Harry and Luna, after the final battle where they lose everyone they hold dear, find a way to transport themselves to another world where Luna poses as Harry’s twin sister. Hello world here they come! *Unfinished* Adopted see profile.

Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.

[AU] An impossible achievement brings about great changes in the stream of time as new ripples in the pond of life erase many past mistakes, leaving the ever present uncertainty of what will come to be faced with better odds...

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Clark and Lois try to get pregnant. At the same time, they try Batman's patience. Multitasking is fun.

Light realizes his folly too late. L does his best to deal with the aftermath. Chapter revisions as marked.

Naruto always knew his path had no shortcuts. He always knew the odds were against him. Age has brought him maturity and skill. And as a jinchuuriki, help comes from odd places. Spoilers up to chapter 305 in the manga. eventually I'll settle on a pair

Story 3 in the Reputation Universe. Iruka and Kakashi have been together for a year now and Iruka has banished the darker parts of his past. Their relationship still faces threats however, and now Iruka must deal with one he would have glady never faced.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Harry is sent to live with relatives in the US after the events of GOF. There he meets Luna Lovegood. The problem is, his relatives are superheroes. HPDC Comics XOver. HarryLuna

It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…

Book 1. Unofficial sequel to Servant of the Shard. Artemis and Jarlaxle find themselves in the Shaar, east of Calimshan. Once leaving the mountain where they defeated the Crystal Shard, they embark on a new journey, becoming bounty hunters in the process.

“I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitchfights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, and lots of ninjas.

Itachi wants someone powerful to fight him, so he can properly measure his capacity. How does the future change when he decides Naruto is a possible measure? Pairings revealed in later chapters, input and suggestions appreciated.

Years before Uzumaki Naruto was born, one Namikaze Minato convinced one Orochimaru to stay in Konoha. The world changed.

ABANDONED. Two years after the Death Hallows Epilogue, tragedy strikes Harry Potter and his family. The only way to set things right is to journey back to the time before he was born. Not for Ginny enthusiasts. Time Travel. Avenging!Harry.

The same second that short and messy raven black hair was revealed, he staggered one step backwards. Those deep, black eyes looked calmly back at him. He took a shaky breath. “…L…”[Full summary inside]Yaoi.RaitoxL.[Spoils to vol7][chapter 14 FINALLY up]

Iruka gets fed up with Kakashi's books which results in Anko presenting Iruka with an...interesting challenge. The results make life very complicated. IrukaKakashi This story is free to a good home.

In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.

People have idiotic reasons on how they started to like someone, but that doesn't mean that their feelings aren't honest and real.

Hatake Kakashi was no longer. The man before her was only a scarecrow of that man she had known so long ago and he terrified her beyond all expectations. KakaSaku.

Light's first night handcuffed to L, haunted by the repercussions of his imprisonment and false execution. A penalty for being prima facie, a punishment for being innocent.

Pieces of evidence he would sift through, time and again in the coming years, trying to figure out what he could have done differently, how he could have prevented the outcome.

Harry tries to kill himself and discovers just how powerful he really is. Mayhem and police chases ensue as out hero sets out to explore his awakened strength and piss off as many people as he can. Nihilist and Libertine influences abound. Harrymulti ship

Shikamaru, shunned by the village, has to battle for his life against Itachi, and during the course of that battle the Rogue Uchiha is forced to admit to himself that that Nara certainly is something else....

I was tired of Stories where Naruto goes from not noticing Hinata to cleaning her tonsils in 20 minutes or two paragraphs. So instead of complaining I decided to see if I could do better.

Kakashi and Ino have never paid much attention to each other, but all that changes when the rumors start to fly. Ordinarily, he would ignore this kind of thing, but she's just so good at making his life a living hell!

It all started with a routine physical examination. Eventual KakaSaku.

NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.

Tired of stories where Ranma goes back in time and fixes life so everyone's happy and perfect? Try this Ranma on for size! A contract with a demon gives Ranma a second chance, and he ain't gonna stand for anyone running his life but himself!

An ill advised letter from Dumbledore sets Harry on a path that leads him to more secrets and power than any can imagine. AU non H.B.P. Super!Harry, Creature!Harry

It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.

Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.

A chance encounter after a botched up mission leads to a series of unforeseen consequences. MPreg, ItaKaka.

Harry has had enough of being everyone elses pawn...and so have his friends. Its time they took their futures into their own hands. Post OotP Sixth Year fic, not quite HBP compliant. WARNING not particularly fastpaced, yet! :

The good news: I think I've managed to ditch Lestrange. The bad news: I still haven't figured out how to beg for spare change in Bulgarian.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Fed up with the clan, Itachi decides, not to go on a murderous rampage, but to Kidnap Sasuke and run away from Konoha to raise the child himself.... Poor Itachi... Chap 1 revamp, thanks gman

Oneshot. The encounter on the bridge takes an unexpected turn, and Haku and Naruto bond which means Zabuza gets another brat to look after. Konoha gets new shinobi Naruto makes a new friend...the usual stuff Naruto's charisma creates.

After Sirius embarks on the Next Great Adventure, a letter from him encourages Harry to consider his own. Harry is beginning to see the truth of the world and embarks on a strange trip. Later chapters feature a slightly different slytherin Harry and mayhe

Raito is being haunted by L's ghost. But the trouble is, he can't see him. Why is L here? How did he get here? and why can't anyone else see him?

Nabiki stumbles across one of the biggest secrets at Furikan to date. My attempt to make a serious Kuno.RanmaChan without resorting to amnesia, drugs, curse locks, etc. Cut me some slack already, I make GOOD fics!

Companion piece to 'Reputation'. Can be read alone. Iruka's past is dark and sordid and now that he has escaped the game, his memories aren't all that haunt him. WARNINGS INSIDE PLEASE READ THEM AND LEAVE ME ALONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

Iruka is trapped, unable to live the life he truly wants. When Kakashi finds out, he's determined to do something about it, whether Iruka wants him to or not. WARNINGS INSIDE READ THEM AND LEAVE ME ALONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot

Abandoned. Harry's life changes when he's asked to join the Unspeakables. Forget Hogwarts! Follow Harry as he takes his destiny into his own hands with the help of the secret organization. What is Voldemort planning... and what's this about the Quibbler?

War sweeps the land, allowing illegal organizations to thrive unchecked. Shikamaru, exhausted by fighting, is enslaved, only to eventually be bought by his worst enemy, Akastsuki.

One year after Sasuke abandons Konoha to join Orochimaru he finds out how bad a mistake he made and needs to be rescued. The person who rescues him, however, is a rogue Nin with a secret. What's a 'Jinchuuriki' again? What are the Bijuu? All chaps edited.

Baby ducks don’t do well in prisons especially not pretty blond ones. How much of his incarceration and the events leading up to it are House’s fault? How much does House think are his fault? Post ‘No Reason’. ChaseOMC, combos of Chase, House, Wilson.

Days by his side, waiting for him to wake up. Naruto and Sasuke.

After more than two years, a relationship has to evolve somewhere. Cameron, Chase, Foreman. A series of eleven drabbles, written for the houseficpens challenge.

Memory is based on three things: Importance, Novelty, and Interest. In some cases it decays, but, unfortunately, in others it can last a lifetime.

A story about one of Mankind’s oldest dreams, and one of Shampoo’s dearest dreams, and a primary focus of Saotome Anything Goes Martial Arts. When all these elements come together, Nerima—and particularly Ranma—will never be the same again.

Sasuke has been trapped in Sound for nearly two and a half years. Outside his window, a bird sings and he gains the courage to try and escape. WARNING: Contains scenes of rape! Re edit complete

When your friends are dying in front of you and you're too damn weak to do anything about it frustration and fear can make things happen, like revealing Bloodlimit powers you never had before. You're special, all you wanted was to be a normal Nara.

Three fellows in a car accident. House isn't exactly Florence Nightingale.

YAOI Iruka has the gift of foresight, and since he was young he used it to prevent mistakes. He helped many, but he couldn't save all. Then he notices Genma, and how much he resembles Mizuki, his dead lover. Will Genma remain in Mizuki's shadow?

The death of Obito changes Kakashi's perspective on life. He pledges to fulfill Obito's dying wish to take care of Rin, and the two in turn become inseparable. Will they be able to keep their promises to Obito and...to each other?

Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.

Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.

KisaIta, Multichapter sequal to EBGW. Itachi and Kisame receive a retrieval mission in the Wave Country, but Kisame seems to be hesitating about going through with it...

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

While a blond turns inward, a lazy genius comes to rescue him from painful memories. Naru x Shika

Story 6. "Compassion can save your soul. Or damn your body."—Jarlaxle. What will be the price of defeating Mordecai and the Kagaor ki Tamal? Now complete.

Original plot? That's what you want? Well, Harry is ABUSED! THERE! Now you have one! After his 6th year. Voldemort rescues him, will that eventually turn into a relationship full of meaningful HOT JUNGLE SEX? You bett

NaruSakuSasuKaka. A mix of all genres, because team 7 encompasses everything from angst and action, to crack.

Kenshin and Saito get dragged into the Universe of the Four Gods. Psychotic crossover with Fushigi Yuugi (or Mysterious Play, if you prefer).

Why are the HouseElves so subservient? Is there even a remote chance that they should not be so any more?

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Story 5. "Your heart bleeds too much mine, not enough."—A.E. Entreri's and Jarlaxle's troubles with Mordecai have just begun, and Mordecai turns out to be only part of the problem.

COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.

Itachi gets up every morning to try and make himself more attractive than he already is. Kisame thinks that this is vanity. Itachi has other reasons...Onesided KisaIta YOAI

Story 3 and a continuation of "The Mask of a Hero." Can a man who's lived his life as a heartless assassin see past his own dark heart? Can a paranoid drow mercenary invest himself in a genuine friendship with a man he has seen mostly as a tool?

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

Story 2 and sequel to "Progression of a Killer." Jarlaxle's manipulation of and curiosity over Entreri's psyche backfires. What will this mean for the future of the companions?

Story 1. Jarlaxle makes a discovery about Entreri's childhood, and the two learn a little bit more about the nature of friendship.

Kisame, Hinata. Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does.

Story 4. "I am as intrinsically tied to and trapped by Menzoberranzan as Zaknafein once was."—J.B. A threat to the throne of Bregan D'aerthe has arisen, endangering Jarlaxle and Entreri, both of whom must face their pasts and inner selves.

COMPLETED Naruto x Orochimaru, futurefic. Naruto has lost everything. He's willing to go through a little unpleasantness to get what he wants. Orochimaru couldn't care less about his reasons. He's just willing to take advantage of the opportunity.

Naruto barges into Itachi’s life. But hey, who’s Itachi to stop him? Unfortunately or not, he didn’t think the boy would take over his life. ItaNaru. MPREG.

Broken wings mend in time. How long does it take? HarrySnape angst. Non slash. AU now book 6 is published.

Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump. Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels as if someone is watching.

Short interlude in the "Late Night" universe. Sakura wanted a nap, instead she’s stuck helping Ino out at the flower shop. And the blond just won’t shut up. Takes place after "Late Night Stumbling" One-shot, very short. Enjoy.

First love often hurts... but first love theirs is not. Kisame x Itachi, seriously.

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

It was supposed to be an easy mission. But when has Sakura’s luck ever been that good? Once again, student and teacher battle boring conversations, embarrassing situations and would be attackers.

Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)

Sakura and Kakashi return for more embarrassing situations and nocturnal misadventures in this sequel to “Late Night Awkward”. Featuring girly situations, swordplay and bandits.

Ever wonder what really went down back before the show even began? Here, finally, is the truth about Kyuubi, the Fourth Hokage, and all of the various messed up things in between. Disclaimer: 'truth' is a relative term.

Harry Potter is in a coma due to an "accident" in Potions. He finds that no one can see or hear him when he awakes. Is he dead? Not sure, but he can posses people. Watch out Snape.

Sakura can’t sleep, and Kakashi just can’t escape his students. Awkward situations and revealing conversations abound. Not to mention some realizations about themselves and each other

Itachi rarely needs to speak, but Kisame understands. Kisame x Itachi, if you dare.

On a mission, 10-year-old chuunin, Kakashi, is seperated from his team. [Violence, sexual assualt on a child]

Life is never easy but for some, its worse than others. Broken and being poisoned from the inside, Sakura has become the butterfly floating on the edges of reality. [complete, MF]

A series of 1500-word vignettes about random odd couples in the Harry Potter verse, care of discussions that I nosily honed in on, on Fictionalley Park (14th vignette added - March 24th)

Kakashi is forced to reflect on a past he'd just as soon forget. Response to a Lyric Wheel Challenge

The intensity of his love terrifies her. She thinks she doesn't want that kind of responsibility. Knows she doesn't deserve it. Wonders if she has anything to offer in return. *Complete*

Shampoo tries a new tactic in her quest for Ranma.