Sasuke never knew there was such terror as an irate Yamanaka. Searching for the cause of Shikamaru's death, Ino demands to be included. Personalities collide and tempers flare, will they enact revenge before they kill each other? AU Sasuke x Ino x Gaara

Gaa/Ino "Did I go a little too far this time? Oh no. I broke Sabaku no Gaara!" Ino grows up in Suna as a spy for Konoha. Unfinished, but summary of ending/notes included.

Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.

When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?

Chapter 13: A Cold Day In Hell a.k.a. Owl Wars. Sequel to Taking Zaraki Kenpachi Out To See A Movie. What happens when Zaraki Kenpachi brings a DVD of the movie 300 back to Seireitei? Mayhem and bashing Mayuri, of course!

AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.

Duke found out that Viola was a girl. He didn't want to confront her about it... yet. Not until he figured out why she did it. He just didn't anticipate this little slip up. Honestly. AU. On Hiatus, currently being revised.

In which an indirect confession erupts into a fullscale war. Never underestimate the power of gossip.

Newly crowned Kings and Queens, the Pevensies adjust to the task of running a kingdom as they try to restore land to the families the Witch drove from Narnia.

The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.

AU Ino is the daughter of a navy soldier who every few months moves his family to a new town. Her latest destination? Konoha. And Shikamaru's the one who has to show her around. ShikaIno

DGM x HP crossover - So Komui's mission hadn't been an akuma after all, and now three Exorcists are stuck in modernday London while waiting for a spell to return them back home. And the world grows ever more dangerous for the unmagical... Allen x Lenalee

Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.

Sebastian and his twin sister Viola are attending rivalry schools. What happens when Sebastian's roomate and captain of the soccer team, Duke and Viola collide on and off the soccer field? A different way for things to start!

Angels fall from grace all the time. But how do you get a Hyuuga to act dishonorably? Especially when you must deal with the most stubborn one. So the better question is how do you get Hyuuga Neji to fall from grace?

AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.

*Ino X Itachi* With Konoha on the brink of Civil War, Ino awakens a power that can either make or break her future, no matter how many lives must be destroyed in the process.

I was trying to be serious, honestly I was, but the old man got mouthy and Rangiku attacked and I can't see this one coming back to the realms of sanity anytime soon. Rated T for rotten language, adult situations, bad jokes, poor hygiene, whatever. Sigh

Yachiru has a new obsession, and the rest of Soul Society gets pulled along in her wake. Fluffy gen.

Tenten:Cages are not only those made of reinforced steel and bulletproof glass. Sometimes the cages we make ourselves are even more difficult to leave behind. Neji:In that case, perhaps the key to the lock is something worth escaping for. Ch8-Dreaming? up

Sena and Suzuna run afowl of the school gossip columnist, while Jumonji intervenes in a mugging, and meets a slightly familiar face. SeXSu, and JumonjiXKatsuko a.k.a. Yuhi's manager

There were times when she couldn’t help but wonder why. /NejiTen, rated for Sexual Content/

A collection of humorous oneshots relating to Mello and how much he fails. Brought up to T for language crack Fifth: Return of Rhymes with Fail

Rukia In The Sky With Diamonds, or why one should not touch Ukitake's cough mixture.

Defeating enemy ninja is easy, getting rid of a loose tooth is a bit harder. Little Kakashi loses his first baby tooth. Collab with waiting4morning.

What good is having what you desire most within your grasp when you will not reach for it? Follow-up to Giving up and Moving On.

One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.

Tenten is even less feminine underneath her clothing. Does Neji care? 'Course not. /NejiTen, mildly mature content/

When Light Yagami saves the life of mobster Ryuk, he finds himself in the man's favor, which includes the special privilege of Ryuk's men killing anyone Light deems questionable. Now with the famed Detective Lawliet on his tail, can Light stay sane?

Take revenge by two-folds, but do the same for debts too. Kagura takes Gintoki’s words to heart. OkitaxKagura

Viola is sent to Illyria, Illyria boy’s team has plans for her, and one includes using her to get back at her boyfriend who happens to be Cornwall’s captain.To read more see profile

An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

What if there were enough girls for a Cornwall team? What if Sebastian didn't go to London? What if Viola never attended Illyria? A different take on the story. ON HIATUS

Do you think you're the only person who had to let go of something they wanted with their whole heart? Get over yourself!

Sannin drabbles. All based on requests or challenges.

When fourthseat Nanao has to transfer to a new division, the Eighth is her last choice. Still, these things happen...somehow. She doesn't want to be there, and her new Captain's not quite sure she belongs there. Sake! Paranoia! Random art history!

[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.

Temari was rather fond of Shukaku, at least, she didn't have a problem with him until he decided she needs a boyfriend, and he's just the demon to find her one! [ShikamaruXTemariXItachi triangle, lime]

[NejixTenten] Neji gets to experience the 'Great' Springtime of Youth his teacher values so greatly. Woohoo! ...not. Slight crack, but becomes a little more sane near the end.

In a world where the past has replaced the future, the legendary Sannin are Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. Team 7, however, is made up of a young Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade. With nin from the past in the current generation, how will history change?

When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.

Drabbles for themes, ranging from subtle fluff, moderate fluff, & hardcore fluff. Enjoy, fluff lovers. [Ten for Ten Challenge: White Out]

CHAPTER 7 UP! Just when everyone thought it was over, another academy is built! Lower and higher classes are combined, and chaotic life ensues! Let's hope Tenten can survive. [TentenCentric] [Slight OOC] NejiTenSasu Slight NaruHina, Possible ShikaIno

Real is cold, in more ways than one. Can Vincent break the ice, or will he just cause her to pull further away? RealxVincent Set during the last part of the journey to Mosque. Oneshot.

Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]

Artemis Fowl II is invited by Minerva to her allgirls' college to hold a seminar. But is it time for Artemis to learn something called 'falling in love? ArtemisxMinerva, Post TLC, Prequel to A June Wedding

A series of drabbles.[unofficially for 30 Breath Takes lj]. AllenxRinali! CH5: Shine[He is the sun] on going till 30.

Stuck interrogating the obnoxious, yet dangerous, Deidara of Akatsuki, Yamanaka Ino must come up with a plan to make him talk. How far will they go to provoke each other? Far indeed.[Deidara x Ino]

Byakuya, Gin, and an epidemic of headaches.

ShunsuiNanao LJ themes, as presented by the clockwork. Oneshot collection. ShunNao.

A collection of AU Nejiten drabbles and oneshots, each one set in a different time or place.

Nekozawa learns a lot about his manager, and all because of a trash can. [TakamixWakana]

AU. Isn't it wonderful to be a princess? Isn't it even more wonderful to read her juicy, juicy diary? Ino gives you the pleasure of getting a glimpse of her royal life. A delightful RomanceComedyFantasyDrama! Hints of ShikaIno, SasuIno, KibaIno, ItaIno...

The sounds and tremors of the Kyuubi carried to the Hokage even where he stood in a hallway at the hospital, so lost in his own thoughts that he couldn’t even bother to wonder what part of his beloved village was being destroyed.

So yeah. Basically it's just going to be a collection of oneshots about how the Shinigami adapt to the real world. Ya know. Stuff like, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, Coffee, Condoms, etc M for sexual themes, language and some YAOI. Problems? Too bad.

Ino believes Sasuke's the only boy that any girl could want. Will dating other boys make her change her mind? Could she possibly change THEIR minds about her? Inox? every chapter. COMPLETED.

Miyuki wants to cheer up her brother after his final match at the Nationals

That last Harry Potter movie, Order of the Phoenix, that was a helluva lot like Lord of the Rings meets Naruto. If there really was a 'giant burning snake' jutsu, Orochimaru would totally know it.

A 30 Kisses challenge: Byakuya and Hisana. She met him on a midnight walk and never expected what unfolded after.

[Oneshot, Itachi-centric] Itachi, meet Shisui. The Second. (It would be sorta counter-productive, to massacre the entire clan, and then go and save one of the new members.)

Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.

Itachi let Sasuke live for a reason, and it wasn't that he wanted Sasuke to have his revenge.

With testing finally over, Matt and Mello need something to do. And what better than to go and bully the number one genius at the orphanage, Near. However, being 1 may not be the easiest thing for Mello to achieve once Near has launched a plan of his own.

[Oneshot, peripheral SasuSaku] Uchiha Itachi comes home to visit. His parents are waiting. Sorta. UTTER UTTER CRACK.

[Pirates x Lord of the Rings crossover] A ship sailing west meets another sailing nowhere.

Ninth and final shinobi's guide. Neji, Kiba, and Sasuke are running for Genin of the Year! However, navigating the ninja political arena will prove to be more difficult than taking food from Chouji!

NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.

Rather than outright violence, Hiruma’s victories all come from meticulous planning in advance. And the manipulation of other people.

A collection of letters sent by Esther to Abel and Ion while they are searching for Cain. Warnings: OC tendencies AbelxEsther

It would not have been possible to continue living in this world except for one thing: the creation of the Limited. [NejiTen] [AU] [scifi]

...is obviously not as easy as it sounds. Especially if you're one Kurosaki Ichigo. Humor fic. Enjoy.

Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.

Gaara doesn't need Tenten. He just wants her. [AU, WiP]

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

NejiTen. First, he's supposed to find a girl to marry. According to everyone's flawed logic and paranoia, he's now a gay closet pervert with repressed feelings. Misunderstandings abound. People will be scarred...badly. It's lovely, being Neji.

Follow up to “For Luck” Yachiru is concerned for Mayuri’s wellbeing.

[Kanda x Miranda] The search for immortality.

[Yachiru, Ryuk] A different sort of cute. Bleach x Death Note crossover.

Yachiru enforces some New Year’s superstitions.

Companion Piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single. What the lean mean fighting machine of Soul Society thinks about all the women in it. If you thought that Unohana was picky...you should see Kenpachi. ONESHOT of pure chick bashing.

PreDestined Story 2. ChrisWyattcentric. Sequel to A Handful of Stones. The boys are grounded while Piper and Leo head to NYC to open a new restaurant. But that's not going to stop them from going to a concert in Sweden! COMPLETE!

When Hyuuga Neji dies, he sees the effect on his team, on his friends, and on Konoha.

Prince Phillip shares his humorous perspective on what it's like married to a narcoleptic princess.

Being stuck in an endless waste land for several months tends to get the better of one's self control... especially when the man sleeping next to you is in love with you. RealVincent, Ep sixteen spoilers.

Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.

20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.

Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.

What can happen when Tenten and Neji are bored out of their minds on one summer’s day? They bicker madly. And when did Lee know telepathy?

[Oneshot, NejiTen] Them? Caught in the act? NEVER. [CRACK!fic]

A compilation of thoughts regarding a certain loudmouthed kunoichi. VariousIno. OneShot.

Tenten. Neji. Love and fear?

[Crack][Time Travel Rebuttal] When all else fails, make fun of possibly horrific outcomes and screw up time.

Just some of Duke's thoughts on how he should have been able to tell that Sebastian was a girl.

Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.

Some of our favorite characters are fed up. HumorParody. no romance.

TenipuriOuran High Host Club crossover. Sanada is grateful for the small mercies.

Takami goes back to get something, and finds something else instead...

Shunsui and Rangiku, drinking their way round the Gotei Thirteen.

Five generations of teachers and students—scenes from the life of Konoha’s Yellow Flash. With appearances by Yondaime, Sandaime, Jiraiya, and Kakashi. Genfic, one shot, complete.

Shikamaru's gonna have to go through her Big Brothas first! TayuShika, For Mayangirl6. XD

Musashi does a little interrogating on a hunch. HirumaxMamori. UPDATE: Chapter 2 last chapter! done. It's Suzuna's turn to do a little questioning...

Maybe living in a closet has finally turned Rukia into a closet pervert. IchixRuki Complete

An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.

What if Viola's nighttime bicep gropes didn't go so unnoticed by a sleeping Duke? An AU story based on a comment made during the deleted dance scene.

Five days from this night, the tensions and frustrations of a life lived denying themselves will come to a head. But that night is not this night, is it? [NejiTen with a hint of lime]

Naruto, Sasuke, and a race in the rain. Genfic.

Another take on how Duke might have found out about ViolaSebastian and how the rest of the movie could have progressed based on that. Rating is for language and one or two brief sexual references.

More than 20 years after the series, The children of the Leaf are on missions of their own. Future assumes NaruHina, SasuSaku, and NejiTen, but they don't play a really direct role in the story. Reviews are appreciated.

Of all things, Gaara is reminded of his home town from the blue of her eyes. Not intended as romance, but GaaIno if you squint. Oneshot.

There are so many different ways in which Viola could have been found out. Here are five of them.

It's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hint

Tenten is usually quite good at being patient. [NejiTenten]

who shall turn on fate? [nejiten][for Nagia]

Hyuuga Neji no longer believed in Fate, but couldn't shake the feeling that Fate was sitting around somewhere, giving him the finger.

She cannot remember who she is, or where she is, or what she's doing. But something inside her compels her to fight, and the very core of her being tells her to find him. [NejiTen] [Nothing to do with actual twins.]

Random OneShots with Yamanaka Ino. Rated for future drabbles, contains random pairings. Drabble09 She was going to Prove that she wasn't shallow.

Tenten, Hinata, Sakura, and Ino have something up their sleeve when they lure the Naruto Boys to their secret slumber party for some allnight fun... humor, Nejiten, KibaHina, ShikaIno and some random pairings inbetween. Some references to yaoi

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

[ONESHOT][OneSided ItaIno & SasuIno]Of all the people Uchiha Itachi could be jealous of, it had to be his little brother And over a little blonde girl, no less.

The fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.

A single event in a child's life can affect them forever. [Byakuya, Ukitake, silliness]

Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.

When Peter comes home successful from his battle with the giants, not everyone rejoices. Oneshot, sort of companion piece to Mothering.

Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow

a.k.a. Attack of the LOTR fans. Warnings: Crack fic and Hirulingo.

Because everyone is human, even killers and wonderboys. [L x Misa]

The night that Masaki dies, Isshin encounters a ghost from his past. Featuring Isshin and Kaien, and the ties that bind.

Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide

Of course Zaraki's choice of a vice captain wasn't immediately accepted.

Tom Riddle wants to prove that how Harry defeated Voldemort is very important to him, indeed, but it having some issues with exactly how to spell it out for him. Takes place in the chamber in CoS.

Ibiki doesn't do cute and fluffy, and Konoha's chuunin are in for a lot of pain. [Oneshot, no pairings.]

This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.

It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide

ANBU Captain Hyuuga Neji was betted by his team to dismiss any female who might want to occupy the seat next to him, to which he has successfully done so for the past hour, that is until a hungry Tenten appeared. [nejiten]

Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series

In which Renji and Ichigo learn why they should never go drinking with one Kuchiki Rukia...

[Oneshot]Through the years, Neji has always questioned on why she had no last name. Light NejiTen

Their relationship is a terse, syncopation between teamwork and something maybe violent. Neji and Tenten.

The young shinobi mourn the passing of...well it's nobody you'd ever expect that's for sure. It's very short and I guarantee it's nobody you'd ever expect.

Team 7 gets invited to a hot spring resort and they get to bring whoever they want. Kakashi disappears to ask That's a secret. Naruto invites the Sand Siblings? Who else will get invited and what will happen? Completed.

How will Shin and Sakuraba of the White Knights react when they discover themselves featured in explicit doujins? Let the chaos begin.

Poking your enemy is kind of a wussy way to fight, isn't it? [NejiTen], only it's not really.

Every clan has their secrets... and they'll never tell... but that's okay, cause we will. Explanations for all those inexplicable situations ABOUND.

A crack Soundnin story for those who like that sort of thing. Chapter 3: Birthday picnic, deer, and voyeurs who are far too familiar. Kidoumaru x Ino

What happens in the Slytherin Common room away from prying goody-two-shoe eyes. Not pretty, not perfect, but certainly entertaining. Have a look.

A story JUST in time for Halloween! It's finally October 31st in Konoha. What will each of the ninjas dress up as? Read on as the teams frolick in the streets!

The year is 1065, when Western Europe's finest empires are taking root. Amidst war, romance, and betrayal, four unlikely men and women meet and travel to the British Isles to construct the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry still standing today.

When pizza becomes a problem.

Jackal and Rikkai. "Why the heck did I get stuck watching him, anyway?"

Just a little speech that Tom Riddle might have made to the Slytherin First years when he was head boy.

“It 's called: ‘every man gets one person in his life that he must wholeheartedly protect.’ My dear, I couldn't hurt you if I bloody tried.” Salazar&Rowena

He doubled up and she whispered in his ear, “I'd really like if you could kiss me right now.” Tom Riddle/Myrtle, a challenge :-)

Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”

Before they were champions of darkness and of light, they were simply Hogwarts' Head Boy and Girl: Tom Riddle and Minerva McGonagall. Fifty years of hatred and pain separate them now, but amidst the barrenness of regret, there is solace in remembrance.

"In a drunken stupor, the dark lord Sauron made something...unnatural." *Chapter 20 is now up*