Status Update: I've been really busy with school & my sister's wedding recently. But both ended as of June 13th, so I'm a teeny bit more free, but my entire summer's going to be sort of insane too. I'll really really try to update & publish things, but there's no guaruntee. As of now, everything's on an unofficial hiatus. Feel free to continue to review, my dears!! I love you all a ton!

Comments on my Fics
(I understand that I have tons of fics. Here are the ones I think you would enjoy most.)

The Valley of Departed Minds and Souls: Alice Longbottom...It's odd, different, and it's one of my best.

Reasons Why I Can't ask Lily Evans Out: This fic is one of my funnier James/Lilys.

Stand: Featuring one of my favorite never-before-seen pairings, Emmeline/Lucius, this is a companion one-shot to the full-length fic I'm currently writing.

Meant to Be: A Hannah character sketch. Was nominated for an award on the Character Sketches forum.

Small Perfections: A fiveshot depicting different Weasley scenes throughout their respective lives.

Christmas Countdown: Recieved the most reviews out of all of my fics. Various characters, 25 chapters, 457 reviews!

Cousins; That is to Say, Life or Death: Best Black family piece I've ever written, hands down. Explores each of the cousins.

(General rule-of-thumb: The newer the better, and often my shorter ones are better as well. Thanks for your interest in my works!)

I, Mustardgirl1128, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else.
I have joined the reveiw revolution.

Let words describe a piece of art. I, mustardgirl1128, have joined Memory Butterfly

I, mustardgirl1128, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be part of the HPFC forum! (AKA the forum that rocks the world!)

Name: Lola Lily. I'm weird, crazy, random, occasionally funny, hyper, scary, and utterly me.

E-Mail: lola.mustardgirl@. This is my email for beta-ing or related things

Birthday: November 28

Location: Chicago (In my fantasies I'm in England, though... xD )

If I Had One Wish I'd Wish For: True love.

PMs and Reviews: Love, love, LOVE them! I love to make friends, so if anyone wants to pop by and say hi, I'd love that!

Blank, Pinky, Katy, Ani, Cuba, My Sis, Shawna, Kelly, Mori, Kore, Megsy, Crina, Gaby, Tati

Fave Pairings: Canon and: KatieOliver, GeorgeAlicia, FredAngelina, ArianaGellert, ScorpiusLily, ChoMichael, MariettaMichael, LuciusEmmeline, DeanParvati, PansyBlaise, LavSeamus, (unrequited) SevLily, NevilleGinny, CharlieTonks, AlbusGellert, RemusLily

If you wish you could have Dana Fuchs, Jim Sturgess, Evan Rachel Wood, and Joe Anderson sing you out of a closet, copy this into your profile.

"Wait for the man who will drop everything for you at any time of the day just to see you. Wait for the man that will make an ordinary moment seem magical. Wait for the man that you can't help but smile when you see, and when he smiles, you know he needs you. Wait for the man who will be your best friend, the one who wants to show you off to the world...but most of all, wait for the man who will put you in the center of the universe because he is obviously the center of yours."

"Never frown, because you don't know who's falling in love with your smile."

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you can't wait to Strike Out ALS, put this in your profile.

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU BELIEVE IN LEGALIZING GAY MARRIAGE BECAUSE WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!

Boyfriends stab you in the heart
Friends stab you in the back
But best friends don't carry knives

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

If Orlando Bloom said that breathing was uncool half the female population would die.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think...where the HECK is my roof?
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and I know you did.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG, REPOST THIS-

I refuse to believe that JKR's recent revelations regarding post-DH ships are canon. I subscribe to the Sober Universe where we can use our imaginations to decide who ended up with whom, and where my version is as true as yours.
JKR has given us a wonderful universe to play with, but she has finished writing the books. It is my personal belief that if she had actually tried to write any of the ships that are now canon, she would see that they do not work.
I am aware that, by its very nature, fanfiction is not canon, and cannot ever truly be canon. However, for those who showed enough respect to Jo Rowling to make every effort to keep their fics in line with her vision - some of her recent decisions have been rather disappointing. I love the universe Jo gave us in first seven books, but beyond hardback canon, the only canon I stick to, if it isn't AU, will be SU canon.

Join the SU movement. Copy and Paste this into your profile.

~translations~
(thanks so much)
(pm me if interested)

I Will Remember You - AndromedaTed - French

The Valley of Departed Minds and Souls - Maria, a HP Fan from China - Chinese (This link will take you to a different website.)

~upcoming projects~
(be on the lookout)

- A full-length Emmeline/Lucius fic for the Safe House and What-If challenges.
- A Hannah Montana satire piece, which has to be re-written.
-12 chapters of RHr goodness.
-The completion of my existing multi-chapter fics.
-A Pansy-centric 10 things.
-Scads of other challenges to complete.