CunningMascarahide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Clique, Alex Rider, and Twilight. 2/20/2011: It's been a while. I would like to apologize for any reviews that I haven't responded to and any stories that might end up unfinished. For the past year or two, life and school have taken priority over fanfiction. Until I can find some more free time for writing, my stories will stay on hold. However, I am looking for anyone who might be interested in adopting Gone Baby Gone and The Things We're Blind To. Anyone interested can shoot me a PM and we can work out the logistics. I am still willing to beta most stories. Again, sorry. | |||||||
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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 441,168 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4825 - Favs: 7,308 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Waitressing by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! UP TO CHAPTER 4 OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REVISED. "Name, address, social security number if you have it." He had to be kidding. I peeked at his face. Nope, he wasn't joking. "Why?" I laughed nervously. "You're not going to hunt him down are you?" He didn't answer. "Edward? Do you want to go to jail?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
Reeducation by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex is being reassigned because Mrs. Jones thinks he needs to be taught a lesson. Will he be able to train a class full of teenagers to become his successors, or will he manage to kill himself first?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,874 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub
Final Riddles by Recipe reviews
When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Body and Soul by InSilva reviews
Early Rusty. A chance encounter leads to a different path in life. Rated for non-explicit themes and, no doubt, occasional profanity. In progress.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 143,433 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Rusty, Saul
The Female Pirates of Hogwarts by Nikki Flinn reviews
It's a commonly known fact that there is nothing quite as sexy as a female pirate. There's just something about the way she looks at you that makes you grab your bits while wondering what she's like in bed. Currently Hogwarts hosted three female pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Attempt by amitai reviews
Aged 16, things have gone very badly for Alex Rider. And, the way he sees it, there's only one way to set things right. NOT a death-fic... but it was a close run thing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,605 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
Enhanced by RavenclawGenius reviews
Hermione/Edward: Right after she graduates, Hermione's parents insist that they visit family in Forks. After a crash, Hermione must learn to adjust to living with a family of vampires while teaching them about magic. HPxTwilight. Pre-Bella.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,655 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Hermione G., Edward
Random by Jusmine reviews
Here I shall post a series of unconnected drabbles and short little oneshots. No idea what will end up being posted on this, hence the title. Chapter 9: "Betrayals"
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
The Ripple Effect by Emmy-loo reviews
Throw a pebble in a pond and you get ripples. Throw a boulder and you get waves. Throw in a life-changing secret, 24 teenagers and a fresh danger to the world, and you get Alex Rider's life. Sequel to Repercussions.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Alone but not Abandoned by IPrayToVirgil reviews
Now alone in the world, at 15 years old, Alex Rider faces even more challenges he must overcome, but he wont have to do it by himself. Rated T, Please R&R. -Discontinued
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,098 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2007
Open Your Eyes by CantStopWontStop reviews
Katie Bell and Oliver Wood are best friends who just so happen to live together. Oliver is single and famous, Katie is engaged. As her wedding approaches, things become complicated as their true feelings arise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,190 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B.
SOS, SAS by WingsOutSpread reviews
SCORPIA have targeted Alex's school, so MI6 came up with an idea to keep them all safe. Send a load of SAS men to teach and protect them. Blunt has lost it, but how will Alex keep it all together? Rated T for safety. Slight Snake/Fox
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,946 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
A Second Chance by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter never went to his mother's relatives. Why not? Because there was someone who took him away first. Someone who knew the future before it happened and decided to change it. Rated M for violence in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 172,721 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hexagon by ToiletFacility reviews
Read and Review, No Flames, I suck at summaries, and not a Mary-Sue. ALEX RIDER FANFICTION PARODY.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009
Hereditary by Nyxelestia reviews
Hereditary – When one of the Daniels’ girls wants to join MI6, Alex is left to explain why she shouldn’t be in the espionage business…and why the hell he still is. Part 6 of the ‘Jack Daniels’ series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Scarred by Nyxelestia reviews
Even spies have emotional voids where they aren't suppose to be. And even spies need vices to cope. Alex adds a few more scars to his collection - but this time, they're his. The scars and the blood are HIS. Based off personal experience. High T rating.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Never Let You Drop by Nyxelestia reviews
Alex is learning to climb cliff walls with Wolf, when a sudden drop makes his life flash before his eyes...or rather, a specific piece of it as he remembers a time a decade before, first learning to climb walls...fluff, for my birthday.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Irritable by Jusmine reviews
It's been said that being a spy is stressful. It is, just not as much as living with a seven year old and an American. For Jedi Knight of Middle Earth and Nyxelestia.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Suits, Roads, and Sleepwalking in Technicolor by Jake Caldefore reviews
He wants to sleep. Promptshot response to The Firm's Monthly Challenge - "Sleepwalking." May, 2009.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Sk8r Boi by Rid3r Chick reviews
Tired of being shut up in his room doing homework, Alex decides to have some fun on his own terms. One-shot with the possibility of becoming something more. SNAIL MAIL SLOW UPDATES.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,931 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008
Collaboration by The Firm reviews
Alex Rider is on the run. And thirteen people are writing about it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/28/2009
The Devil's Heartbeat by Jake Caldefore reviews
Nonslash, House/AR crossover. Dr. Gregory House was never a patient man, and when he is given the job to diagnose one 'Alex Rider,' he can't believe that the kid could be so...vague. Full summary inside. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Alex Rider & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - G. House
Cut and Run by vampassassin reviews
Alex Rider’s life is run by people who see him merely as a disposable tool. He’s been beat up, run down and sent all over the world for reason’s he doesn’t understand or care about. So, it’s no wonder he’s looking for a way to cut and run.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Challenge by vampassassin reviews
Challenge. Definition: Fleeing MI6, joining Scorpia, ending up with a Russian with a drug problem as your only family, being hunted by every man and his dog and trying to successfully complete therapy, all at the same time. Alex knows what a challenge is.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,175 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
VK by otherhawk reviews
Sometimes endings last a very long time. No one promised happily ever after. And just because Danny would do anything doesn't mean that he can. Warnings for extreme violence and angst.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,515 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Danny, Rusty - Complete
The Best of K Unit by The Terrifying Fairies reviews
Jusmine - Alex Rider and K-Unit should not be mixed. Ever.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,220 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008
Adopting a Wizard by nope7777 reviews
HP/Twilight crossover. Carlisle Cullen takes in an orphan boy from the streets of Privet Drive on that fateful night us Harry Potter fans know so well. But when introduced to the Wizard World, the Cullens may not be as powerful as they think. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,751 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
The Doppelganger Effect by Moonlite Knight reviews
Alex Rider has been framed. He is not an internationally famous, ruthless thief. Fortunately, Blunt believes him. Unfortunately, his idea of dealing with the situation involves bringing in a certain SAS unit to track Alex’s every move...er... protect him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
Repercussions by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex Rider wants desperately to be normal. But when his class witnesses something they shouldn't, he has to deal with the consequences as well as prepare for a major storm that's brewing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,344 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Bit of Reality by Only Sometimes reviews
Sequel to Bit of a Holiday: "Sweet Merlin," George breathed out, "I hope Harry just gave you an STD."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,643 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Ginny W.
10th Man Down by Jusmine reviews
Alex is supposed to be an assassin. A bit difficult when he has emotions and a conscience. -Oneshot-
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Last Man Hiding by Nyxelestia reviews
Alex has survived assassinations, torture, and brushes with pain and death all his life. So why was he so terrified of a children’s birthday party? Oh, right – they were Jack’s children. Part 4 of my ‘Jack Daniels’ series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
A Rompe In The Woods by Nyxelestia reviews
A wolf and a cub are playing a game in the forest. But when does the game end, and the hunt begin? Allegory, fluff.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Present Past by Jusmine reviews
Sometimes the past refuses to stay where it belongs, and it bleeds into the present. -Oneshot-
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
No Signs of Weakness by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex finds himself captive on Christmas. It may turn out to be his worst Christmas ever. A prequel of sorts to Reeducation. Now a three-shot. Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Pure Blood by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Andromeda was born a Black and ended a Tonks. What about the time in between? Written for Kyota-chan's Loveboat Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,707 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
Labor by Nyxelestia reviews
As insane as Jack was pregnant, she’s even worse in labor. Ben is still at her side, though, and Alex is still of no help at all. Sequel to ‘Pregnancy’, Part 3 of my Jack Daniels series. Rated for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Fire And Ice by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
So this was what death felt like. Ash listened to the rush of blood in his ears, his hair ruffling with the unnatural wind as he plummeted, a gaping hole blown in his chest. He supposed it was fitting, in a way. For Jusmine.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Concept of Justice by MixedUpAndMadeUp reviews
Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more a man's nature runs to, the more ought law to weed it out - Francis Bacon 1561-1626
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008
Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells by alansquill reviews
Continuation of the MI6 Carols series. I highly suggest reading The Twelve Days of Christmas to understand where this is coming from. John and Yassen explain how John messed up, and 007 preens some more. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Life is Good by Jusmine reviews
From good to bad, then back to good. Ian/Jack -Oneshot-
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by alansquill reviews
A Christmas party at MI6 headquarters is all about caroling! Alex and the gang put their own twist on the traditional song "The Twelve Days of Christmas." One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Vallier Court Academy by vrd reviews
The strange man lead us into the centre of the room where the crowd was the thickest. We paused in our dance for a few moments, looking into each other's eyes. He leaned a little closer and I slowly closed my eyes. - First Fanfic. Be nice. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,413 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Yassen Gregorovich Survival Guide by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
This is what we ALL want to know: How to survive Yassen. What to do and what not to do around our fav assassin.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
May I Say I Loved You More? by subtle-temptation reviews
Even on the first day of first grade, Edward knew. The bruises on her neck were enough to tell him that he had found someone who would always be there for him, and, years later, it was still true. They loved each other--enough to run away together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Movie Night by nuclearXsquid reviews
One Shot. Alex and the characters from Stormbreaker decide to sit down and watch 'Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker.' They aren't too amused. In fact, that would the understatement of the century.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
ƒułł Cïяcłε by fallen-chan reviews
AU. One-shot. // There are people who live a life of lies. Enter Alex Rider. There are people who can handle a life of lies. Exit Alex Rider. •ℵ• They told him that he could kill if he hated a person enough. They were right. •ℵ• Character deaths.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2008
Streetfight by Jusmine reviews
“Last chance, Rider,” he said quietly. “Do you do what I tell you to, or do my boys get to have some fun?” -Oneshot-
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Pregnancy by Nyxelestia reviews
Jack can get a little crazy when pregnant, and poor Ben takes most of it. And Alex is of absolutely no help at all. Bastard. Well, no - at least Alex can calm her down...when he wants to, anyway. Rating due to language. Part 2 of my Jack Daniels series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
The Word Eater by ImiTation reviews
I have followed Yassen Gregorovich's story from the highs to the lows. I have shared in his triumphs. I have wept with his words. And now, I give you his story. The Word Eater. When Death tells a story, you really have to listen. Rating for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
An Earthly Child by amitai reviews
Doctor WhoAlex Rider crossover. During a mission that's getting increasingly weird, Alex meets an even weirder stranger. The Doctor, mourning an old companion, meets a strange boy. The Doctor, plus Alex? Good Lord. NOW OFF HIATUS!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,862 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - 10th Doctor, Alex R./Cub
The List by AbsolutAnda reviews
One of Alex's classmates gets a glimpse into the dangers of his life, and it's something she'll never forget. Oneshot. No pairings...ever!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
It's All I Know by redpolkadot92 reviews
Alex Rider is 16 and still working for MI6. They send him to Barbados to catch 'The Masked Man', a notorious jewel thief. But he soon discovers that it's not your average thief.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,798 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Forever by ImiTation reviews
This is the dark building where they say a young boy hung himself from a flagpole storeys up, the traffic suspended beneath his feet forever. Warning: Dark, Contains Suicide. Don't like, don't read.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Valour by Pseudonym1390 reviews
He didn't pull the trigger...but he might as well have.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Choice is a Misconception by Scorpia710 reviews
Scorpia doesn’t take well to MI6’s threats regarding Alex. In response, they attack anyone he's ever known. Including K Unit. Wolf will have to put aside any grudges he still holds to keep Alex alive. But keeping him alive will be harder then they know.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,331 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Things You Don't Want Know, and Probably Shouldn't by GryffindorGals reviews
Laying down in her sleep, Lily rested her head subconsciously on James’ lap. Sirius looked over at James watching Lily sleep and smiled.“Wow Prongs, maybe this whole stuck-out-in-the-middle-of-the-lake-thing is actually working out for you.” James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,292 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bit of a Holiday by Only Sometimes reviews
“So, after SEVEN YEARS you decide to waltz back in, a bit drunk, at two in the morning! You’re legally dead, being missing for seven years!” “Legally, not literally, c’mon now, let’s focus on the positive..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,167 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Some Friendly Competition by Emmy-loo reviews
One-shot. "The CIA attempted to recruit a teenage agent to combat drug syndicates operating out of Miami. The boy was killed almost immediately. The experiment has not been repeated." Rider, A. Case File. TOP SECRET - CAD eyes only!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Lifeless Eyes by Nyxelestia reviews
Being deleted, so just ignore it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,032 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
Awake by leaves at autumn reviews
Guess it’s kind of weird for a guy to write a diary. Maybe I shouldn’t call it a diary. A journal. That’s more like it. Or just a plain notebook that I am doodling on in my intense pain, trying to forget I just got beat up by my own step father. James P.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,507 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Secrets Kept by Anonymous-chic reviews
To Alex, the world of spies and assassins has always been a bit surreal. Mad-men bent on world destruction and adults bent on keeping him out of the loop. How will he fare when he realizes he'll need more than luck and gadgets to survive?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,285 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007
Black's Time Turner by WFG reviews
Sirius Black has brought the ultimate birthday present for Remus but things go horribly wrong and Moony and Prongs end up where they shouldn't be. Sirius has to find a way to bring them back. The trouble is, do they want to go back?RL HG, JP GW. TT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Remus L., Hermione G.
W h e n T h e D a y M e t T h e N i g h t by kylie123 reviews
When Edward and Bella mysteriously break up, they leave each other forever. Four years later Bella finds Jasper at Yale and her past comes crashing down on her life once again. Read & Review, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
Changes by BiteMe1918 reviews
All human. Nobody is related except for Alice and Emmett. Rosalie and Edward and Alice and Emmett all transfer. Bella is antisocial and Jasper is a vampire. All get togather and change dramatically. Now Complete! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Touched by Schizophrennic Muffin reviews
Sometimes, the the things we do can touch someone's life forever. Alex Rider has touched more people's lives than he can ever know...a series of one-shots by Chocolate...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
The Cunning Hand by Silver Queen reviews
“It’s confirmed,” Tulip Jones said. “Yassen Gregorovich is alive.” Post Snakehead. Alex Rider might be finished with MI6, but they’re not finished with him.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,544 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Poison by RedWolf162 reviews
When the people close to Alex start to go missing, will Alex go to MI6 or will he get help from some unexpected friends? Post Snakehead. ON HIATUS. sorry. Up for adoption - contact me.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,097 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Professor Swan by Mademoiselle-Carl reviews
Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
After The End Of The World by Silver Queen reviews
Murmansk is not a name that will ever be forgotten. It’s a disaster, a tragedy of epic proportions. It’s exactly as General Sarov planned. AU from Skeleton Key. ONESHOT
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Ghosts From the Past by Dess Greene reviews
A chance encounter with Ian Rider's old army friends may be what saves Alex's life. When an old enemy begins targeting his friends, Alex joins forces with Artemis Fowl and Butler to stop them. New summary! Read and Review!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Tuesdays by Emmy-loo reviews
A what-if story. Alex Rider dies in a 'tragic accident'. One Shot. EDITED
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Ruminations by thesunshinekid reviews
Angela has always been very observant.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
A Spark in the Grandeur of Space by ttchaku reviews
AU after Skeleton Key “Believe me,” he said, “it would be better if we didn’t meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And the next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grownups and you’re still a child.”
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Operation Phoenix by mml94 reviews
Scorpia initiates its rise from the ashes with a new way of crime that MI6 showed them. Teenage agents. But have Scorpia, internationally renowned criminal organization bitten off more than they can chew?
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Operation Protect Cub by Ashadowofwings reviews
Since the sniper failed, Scorpia has vowed to kill Alex before three weeks is up, and it's up to a certain SAS team to stop them. ON HIATUS Sorry, I've tried, but frankly I got older and I can't read it without wincing. Thanks for all the support.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,109 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Mission Improbable by Paloma Latina reviews
Alex Rider and Laura Nickleson are too different. Alex is strong and brave, Laura doesn't know how to cross a road. When you place them on a mission, sprinkle in some SAS members, stir in Sabina and add a few crazy extras, you'll end up with a BIG mess.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,340 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007
King of Yesterday by Put My Earmuffs On The Cookie reviews
COMPLETE "Get off Hermione, or I will kill you." Voldemort looked up at Harry, his human features rapidly unfurling revealing the old Tom Riddle. "Kill me then."A TRHG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,276 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Scar by jkdg3461 reviews
Alex is given a near impossible mission. 'Alex Rider x Harry Potter' crossover fic. PARODY.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Alex R./Cub
The Seven Sins by SeeminglyAngelic reviews
Seven Sins. Seven Characters. Sevenshot
Clique - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Lotus Diaries by cherryblossomjen reviews
Alex is being hunted by a member of the Circle Gang when he spots a mysterious island on the horizon line. Will it mean his salvation or his demise? Chapter 2, 'The Empress,' is up.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007
In Perpetua by amitai reviews
MARY SUE PARODY. Jessica Emerald LumleyPartington is a very special girl. And poor, poor Alex Rider is about to find out just how special she is. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Murky Grey by swabloo reviews
When it's just too far, Wolf isn't fast enough, and Alex Rider is far too broken. ONESHOT. Rated T for character death
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Stories in the Staffroom by Emmy-loo reviews
When the teachers of Hogwarts hear that Lily and James got together, they are understandably a bit surprised. Are their reactions what you expected? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Viva El Chacorro! Long Live The Cub! by PrattlingPrincess reviews
Take a sixty year long conflict in Colombia. Add Alex Rider. Sprinkle in four carefully chosen SAS opperatives. Then pour in a two week trek through the Colombian jungle, and a mission that's sure to fail. Mix violently. Please drink responsibly.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
Survival of the Fittest by Mpro1 reviews
Guys...lets be real, I abandoned this 5 years ago. IM SO SORRY. Thank you to all who reviewed and took the time to read my work. Some day I will be back, and I will finish it, but give me another 5yrs. Summary: Alex Rider returned from a possible watery grave only to be captured by the MI6. This time he isn't being recruited. This time he doesn't have a choice. After Ark Angel.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Triple Threat by Steph Malfoy reviews
Alex Rider. Wolf. Yassen Gregorovich. Three powerful men. Now they've been brought together to create the unstoppable. Operation Triple Threat is about to begin. [Review!] UPDATED!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Roses and Moonlight by ceridwen-amyed reviews
"She wanted to be given roses dripping with moonlight. To be told that she was indescribable, irresistible, elusive, beautiful. She was Holly Golightly and I loved her."
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2002
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10 Things You Didn't Know reviews
You think you know them. You don't. A list of things unknown.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2008
There Is a Light That Never Goes Out reviews
Because there are so many ways to die.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Denial reviews
Just because he'd insulted octopi, Schneider had to get himself into a tizzy and find out everything he could about Alan Runner. The Firm's July promptshot, "denial"
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009
Gone Baby Gone reviews
When it gets to be too much, what do you do? You run. Too bad there's intelligence on the lookout for Alex... Being reconstructed
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008
Everybody Hates John reviews
The true nature of John Rider is not what Alex would expect. Or anyone, really. Language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
The Things We're Blind To reviews
Year 10 is going to be a long one, for sure. Being rewritten, pending deletion and new name.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
11 September reviews
It happened, and it had hurt a lot of people. And Jack just had to accept the fact that people close to you die.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Alone reviews
Massie should not be alone. But sometimes things that shouldn't happen, do. Is back to a oneshot.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
The Not So Funny Breaking Dawn Parody reviews
It's the first chapter of Breaking Dawn, and Bella needs to find her happy place. The author needs to let off steam. Results? A very bad Breaking Dawn parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2008
Empty Apartment reviews
Take you away from that empty apartment. You stay, and forget where the heart is. Alex and Sabina. Or maybe just Alex.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Ice Cream reviews
Maybe, just maybe, he could be normal.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Gone Or Here Whatever reviews
He's left her. Or maybe he's still here. Whatever.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Mysterious Past reviews
Each SAS member has an interesting past. Some have skeletons in the closet, some's closets are completely empty. But they all have a past. HIATUS
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2008
Birthday Present reviews
The little boy she loved most was probably dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
