![]() Author has written 2 stories for Sailor Moon, X-overs, and Inuyasha. If you think siblings were born to argue, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombi and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy and paste this onto profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off (the 92 precent needs to get a life). 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this on your profile. Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, SOPROL, 4-eyedDragon, RaisingHeartSetUp, Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. If you have a profile, paste this on your profile. 99.5% of girls would bawl their eyes out if Justin Bieber was on top of a 20 story building, ready to jump. If you are part of that 0.5% who would grab a lawn chair, some popcorn, and sit down to watch, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Amy47101, RaisingHeartSetUp, If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile. (well duh, I mean, who doesn't have secrets?) If you think that siblings were born to annoy, paste this on your profile. If you are a girl, paste this on your profile. (I'm a girl and proud of it) If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. If FanFiction is to you, what MYspace is to others, paste this on your profile. If you're on fanfiction.net right now...put this on your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. I do not suffer from insanity. On the contrary, I rather enjoy it! Nerds, Unite! 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If you've ever realized that there seems to be some unspoken law that all girls have to get married and have kids, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't spell worth crap without spell check, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yup, I have. Past three in fact) If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) XxWhitelilyxX(everyone has!!) Amberstar (Of course!), RaisingHeartSetUp (hasn't everyone?), If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. (my sister thinks pink is the most evil color in the world and if it suddenly ceased to exist, would jump for joy and she also thinks it should burn in hell) If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah, I've done that several times, unfortunately, and that's part of the reason my sister calls me Oopsie). If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm, Whitelily, Amberstar, Eveningpaw, If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile (Mosquitoes are the most annoying thing in the world, aside from maybe my sister, my step dad, and my dog Nala). If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile (yeah, pretty much). If you hate flamers, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average person only reads three books a year? If you don't believe it's possible to read so little, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (yup, every day pretty much). If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (I do that all the time). If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. (Don't even get me started. Unless otherwise occupied or she wants something, my sister is all annoying all the time). If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Who doesn't?) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both . . . copy and paste this on your profile. (Ugh, my mom's always onto me about that :( unfortunately). If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (It's fun!). If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (Yuck. Rap. How is that even considered music?) If you have or have had a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile (I used to have a crush on Gohan from DBZ, like, a long time ago). If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14, CrazyHorseNinja, Velgamidragon, lovenyami (Those people seriously need to get a life), PokemonKnight (what's the big deal about fitting in and being popular?), If you're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile (I CAN and I DO, regularly in fact). If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile (It's because girls are more inclined to sit down and talk things out rather than start shooting eachother or slinging mud at eachohter). If you like to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile. (As if you can't tell) If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret, MewBleuberri, ANProductions, ANMProductions, CrazyHorseNinja, Velgamidragon, lovenyami, RaisingHeartSetUp, If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile. (that would be my best friend Macy, especially when she's on a Full Throttle. Or sparkling cider; she was practically drunk on it despite the notable lack of alcohol and now she doesn't even remember it!) If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (All the time). If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (not sometimes, all the time). If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile (my sister comes up with a new one practically every day!). WowlookatthisImtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile (it's most of the time for me) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Most of the time it's my step dad, my mom, or my sister) If you don't believe life is fair . . . copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile (my sister would kick your ass from here to the moon if you told her she couldn't fight. She hasn't got a red belt in Karate and a low green belt in Tae Kwan Do for nothing after all) If you've used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list.Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, Sutaakihitori, xxVizardxxRukiaxx, Naito No Megami, Velgamidragon, lovenyami, RaisingHeartSetUp, STOP THE PARING WAR!! If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer (It would look really short if I didn't have all of this stuff here) If you don't do drugs, copy and paste this into your profile (never have never will). 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, lovenyami (Come on and join the club people. Nobody is exactly the same anyways), RaisingHeartSetUp (I'm insane enough to be able to sit in my room or as my sister calls it, the Dungeon for hours and not get bored or go stir crazy), If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (100% and proud of it) A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile (I don't even know what it looks like). If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't even know what the hell they're about) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile (funny story how I found it actually). If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile (ugh, they are so annoying, especially if I'm right in the middle of reading a really good story). If you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile (mostly my sister). If you have ever started an argument with yourself and lost, copy this to your profile. If you love anime, copy this to your profile. Ninety three percent of American teenagers would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the seven percent whose response would be just to look at them and raise an eyebrow and say "Look who's talking," then copy and paste this into your profile. Plenty of authors don't know the difference between there, they're, and their. If you do, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't follow and or watch King of the Hill, the Simpsons, or Family Guy religiously, never have never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would rather read fanfiction than watch half of the garbage on t.v. these days, copy and past this into your profile. If you think your stories are a thousand times better than anything on t.v. these days copy and past this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile (I know I'm not normal, because I can be on my computer for hours reading and/or writing, or watching shows on YouTube, and not go totally stir crazy). If you think that Team Rocket should just give up on capturing Pikachu and focus their time on something much more productive, then copy and past this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile (Oh I would love to have wings!). If you believe in the possibility that not everything that's real can be seen physically, then copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character(s) or weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile (I fall asleep in class on a regular basis). If you've ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Drew from Pokemon may and may not be included. if you don't get it copy and paste this to your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. .••) .•) .•.•) .•) If you are a fan of the Mobile Suit Gundam series, copy this to your profile. If you hate people saying you suck in your reviews, copy this to your profile. If you are okay with Barack Obama being president, copy this to your profile. If you visit Youtube a lot, copy this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Arashigan16, RaisingHeartSetUp, If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Arashigan16, RaisingHeartSetUp, If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile. I don't care if you're gay or straight, everyone needs love. I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everyone deserves a chance. I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everyone has flaws. I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities. I don't care if you're weird, everyone needs to change. I don't care if you're rich or poor, everyone needs warmth. I don't care if you're different, everyone is. Re-post this if you agree with it. READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST TEN OTHER TEENS (Copy and re-post) Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? Re-post if you hate bullying! That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. The girl you called ugly? She spends hours putting on make up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He's abused enough at home. The boy you made fun of for being sick? He has to walk home in the snow 'cause his family is too poor. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart. Well-behaved women rarely make history. I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Add your name to the list so the girls who are unique and different can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but they are not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, twilight22lover, Bookangel812, Jazzy's Seer, Miss C. Cullen, Ya Sas Artimis, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEveryJulietNeedsARomeo, Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, duckie lover 151, RaisingHeartSetUp, FEMALE COMEBACKS! Pick up line comebacks, add to it. Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Man: If I could rearrange the keyboard, I'd put U and I together. Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again? Man: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Man: I'm addicted to yes and allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? Man: I can see forever in your eyes. Man: I would die for you. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. (especially the big heavy ones I have to pull over my head) TOTAL: 15 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 3 If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile Some girls are pretty, some girls are wimpy, some girls are girly, and cry when they break a nail but some girls are tough, they are smart and witty, They know how to survive on their own, some girls are independent, and those girls are great, not the sissy beautiful divas, who can't take care of themselves, its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable, It is all about the state of mind. Tomboys rule!(if you don't know 'tomboy" is a girl who acts like a boy but is not lesbian) A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. (This breaks my heart every time I see it.) GOOD FRIENDS VS. BEST FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" GOOD FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." GOOD FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" GOOD FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. GOOD FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, Loser!" GOOD FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. GOOD FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon/pad and push you in. GOOD FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" GOOD FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. GOOD FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" GOOD FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. GOOD FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! GOOD FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN! we messed up!" GOOD FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried . . . just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. GOOD FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial (Yup, my sister and my almost sister are numbers one and two on the list, above my parents) GOOD FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad . . . here's a tissue." (I'd probably lose it in the most obvious place in the world) GOOD FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story . . . GOOD FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you GOOD FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." GOOD FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. GOOD FRIENDS: Are only for a little while. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. GOOD FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" GOOD FRIENDS: Will ask you why you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who made you cry. GOOD FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions just because they can. GOOD FRIENDS: Help you learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance. GOOD FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place. GOOD FRIENDS: Stop you from making a total fool of yourself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Will be right there making a fool of themselves with you. GOOD FRIENDS: Let you make a fool of yourself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Will be right there making a fool of themselves with you. GOOD FRIENDS: Will say you deserve better when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and say "You die in seven days." GOOD FRIENDS: Will tell you you're too good for him when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and tell him he has a week to live. GOOD FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight when your boyfriend. BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his but. GOOD FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting there next to you singing the jail song. GOOD FRIENDS: Will pick a cute chick flick for you to watch on movie night. BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "Signs" to watch and scare you in the process. GOOD FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize someone's house. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one the police find along with you. GOOD FRIENDS: Come over every couple months for a sleepover. BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders. GOOD FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend. BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him until he's redder than a fire hydrant. GOOD FRIENDS: Don't see you when you're sick. BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer book and your phone. GOOD FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you. BEST FRIENDS: Scare the hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you. GOOD FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel. BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you. GOOD FRIENDS: Will wait until a reasonable hour to call you. BEST FRIENDS: Call you at two in the morning. GOOD FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things alone. GOOD FRIENDS: Will try not to embarrass you while you're near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to 'accidentally' push you into him while you're standing next to him. GOOD FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit! 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me about IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. NO GIRL DESERVES THIS! Read This Twice & understand it!! ouch! Girl: I really like you. And I . . . I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Okay . . . Girl: What do you mean "okay"? Boy: I don't like you like that . . . Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you . . . maybe another time . . . From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Boy: It's because you're uglier than fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! (The nerve!! So superficial!!) Girl: But . . . I . . . Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom: Bye bye. Girl: Bye. The girl headed home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough . . . She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door. Mom: Honey? Are you alright? She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I pretty enough now?" Re-Post this if you are against bullying. Favorite shows: Pokemon, Digimon, DBZ, Sailor Moon, Yugioh, Yugioh GX, Yugioh 5d's, Winx Club, TMNT, Beyblade, Code Lyoko, Spider Riders, Power Rangers, Cardcaptor Sakura, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, W.I.T.C.H, Card Captor Sakura, G-Gundam, Naruto, Zatch Bell, Zoids, Fullmetal Alchemist, Magic Knights Rayearth, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Jewel Riders, Fate/Stay Night, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Blue Exorcist, Yuki Yuna Is A Hero, Saint Tail, Sky Dancers, Static Shock, Skyland, Gargoyles, Favorite book series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Cronus Chronicles, Tamora Pierce, Spider Riders, Helen of Sparta Series, Warriors, Daughters of the Moon, Sisters of Isis, Maximum Ride, Leven Thumps, Fablehaven, Septamis Heap, Harry Potter, CHERUB, Alex Rider, Phantom Stallion Wild Horse Island, Keys to the Kingdom, Seekers, Sons of the Dark, Animorphs, Inheritance, W.I.T.C.H, Phantom Stallion, Henderson's Boys, Chronicles of Narnia, Thoroughbred, The Fire Within, Oliver Nocturne, House of Night, The Gatekeepers, The Heir Series, Oracles of Delphi Keep, Children of the Lamp, Diadem Worlds of Magic, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Heroes of Olympus, Spirit Animals, Once Upon A Time series, Favorite manga series: Beet the Vandel Buster, Buso Renkin, Muhyo and Roji's Bureau of Supernatural Investigations, Dragon Drive, Bleach, Inuyasha, The Gamer, |