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 Author has written 6 stories for Naruto. formerly Sarcastic Tofu] About: In which a laboratory sciences student attempted to have a creative outlit by writing extensively about fictional characters. Copyright Notice: All characters who aren't my own belong to their respective creators. I do own my OCs, abilities, clans and plot lines so no plagiarism please. Activity Notice: All stories written prior to 2017 are on permanent hiatus as I've lost inspiration for them, but I will be keeping them posted here as a sort of "Look how far you've come!"/cringe-worthy childhood photobook. (That and I keep getting random favorites/subscriptions for some of them once and a while and know how frustrating it is when an author deletes a story you liked.) Updates here are sporadic, but I'm on tumblr and AO3 frequently. | |||||||
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Another Light: The Story of Ayae by PureWaterLily reviews
Bloodshed and tears, death and destruction, withered hopes and dreams. Some people will scream if they saw it all. Itachi endured it. And this girl? Well, she has never seen any of it and never will. He promises. ItaOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 268,992 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8h - Published: 1/28/2009 - [Itachi U., OC] Shisui U.
A Selfless Pretense by EscapingxXxReality reviews
"Being the best isn't all it's cracked up to be." A collection of one-shots on Itachi and his introspective views on friends, family, the Akatsuki, and the clan. Because he deserves it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Izumi U.
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 26 Enter the Sannin 10/23/19
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,764 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 4,005 - Updated: 10/23/2019 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Beautiful Tragedy by Megan Mismatch reviews
A porcelein doll, fragile, that's what Sada was. She craved to be loved, she felt as though she needed it to survive. This love couldn't come from anyone, it had to an everlasting true love. He'd sent him to her, she'd finally found him. DeiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,018 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Deidara, OC - Complete
Rain, Rain, Don't Go Away by les-belles reviews
Sometimes, all we need is a kindred spirit. "Sakura wanted to scream at him, confront him fully with her anger and betrayal right there in the hallway, his neighbors be damned, but a part of her noticed the slump of Itachi's shoulders, the dark circles beneath his eyes, and it tamed her — for the moment." ItaSaku drabble-esque series. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 15,225 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Seeing the World Blindfolded by Previlion reviews
From something precious lost forever, a lone child gains something far more worth then what was lost. Naruto and Sasuke sibling/friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
A Sale on Ramen by shadowtiger23 reviews
When Naruto learns of his heritage the night of the scroll, he decides to forge a new path. A path that will let the world know the name Naruto Uzumaki. With a new team, new sensei, and a created jutsu, the blonde shinobi will have all the support he needs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,592 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Edo Tensei by Lazuliblur reviews
Tobirama creates Edo Tensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
War by Lazuliblur reviews
In war, no one wins but the dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Tobirama S. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Uchiha Madara by PikaCheeka reviews
Madara does not measure life in years, but in deaths. MAJOR spoilers up to chapter 678. Ends with wish/prediction. HashiMada mentioned, but predominantly non-pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Obito U., Hagoromo Ō - Complete
A Hundred and Broken by flammabellum reviews
(One-shot; Complete)(MadaTobirama; TobiramaMada) Tobirama only feels regret. Deep, deep regret that he never had the gall to be selfish, to spare the world from a madman's rage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Madara U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 7,218 - Follows: 4,938 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by SmilingArtist reviews
[Non-Massacre] She shouldn't have agreed to this. Now he just wouldn't leave her alone. Stupid dare, stupid Ino, stupid irresistibly stubborn Uchiha. Maybe it would have been better if she never got out of bed this morning. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,585 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Journey Through Night by Oreithyia reviews
An epidemic forces the Kazekage to summon aid from Konoha. But from the horrors of disease to the ties of family and clan, from the fine line between executive and dictator to the complexities of international policy, nothing is ever so simple.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 120,067 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Glimpses by Hashilavalamp reviews
But didn't you know the world is a different one through another's eyes? : Series of drabbles set during the founding era - not all canon-compliant; pairings and ratings vary
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S.
Demon Kisser by BadFiction reviews
I kissed Sabaku no Gaara. I was going to be known as the girl who kissed the Demon boy for the rest of my life...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Gaara, OC
When You Share A House With An Uchiha by flammabellum reviews
(One-shot; Complete) (MadaTobiramaMada) When you share a house with an Uchiha, do your best to honor that one vow he will ask of you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Madara U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12862 - Favs: 13,622 - Follows: 7,636 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Reassurance by Akatsuki210 reviews
There are many reasons why Kakashi is a good choice for Team 7's sensei, depending on who you ask. One shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Kakashi H., Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
scars by sparklyems reviews
Her scars are her shield. —Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Tenten - Complete
jack o' lanterns in july by Taywen reviews
Uchiha Itachi: younger brother, rival, student, despot, comrade. Or, Five Roles Uchiha Itachi Never Played.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Itachi U., Madara U., Kakashi H., Kisame H. - Complete
Bumps and Stones by sinemoras09 reviews
Madara gets injured. One-sided Madara/Hashirama. Angst. Hurt/comfort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Clay Penance by 20FacesChizu reviews
As a child, he was foolish. As a man, he was an opportunist. When Deidara saves Team 7 from a losing battle against Kisame, he may get the home he's always wished for. Will the serial murders of the ANBU OPs endanger his chance at a new life? AR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,659 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ruler of the Sands by ncfan reviews
SUNA. The things he did for the good of his village, and how it didn't really help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,739 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Rasa, Gaara, Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Rain Falling on Flowers by Akatsuki210 reviews
A god and his angel, S rank criminals, broken war orphans. Pain and Konan are many things to many people, but to each other they will always be special. A collection of PainKonan drabbles, possible manga spoilers in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Discovery by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Kakashi finds Sakumo. Then Minato finds Kakashi. Not MinKaka. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
First Steps by CreatorsOfWorlds reviews
Even the greatest shinobi must start with the basics, and Hatake Sakumo is no exception.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Danzō S., Sakumo H. - Complete
The Days We Knew by CreatorsOfWorlds reviews
Her name was Uzumaki Kushina, and they loved her. Root fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Danzō S., Kushina U. - Complete
Heartbeat by SG1SamFan reviews
"His body's outlines had blurred so that the skin seemed to disappear into clothing, into the chair beneath him." After... well, after. John can't bring himself to move. Post-Reichenbach, John/Sherlock, drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Akatsuki's Baker by Cyria658 reviews
Dinner time at the hide-out and every one wants something different. Itachi wants to hire a servant but Kakuzu says its not in the buget. What to do? my own character and the regular suspects I do not own Naruto or Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Kakuzu
The Noble Art of Running Away by ncfan reviews
All Shikaku wanted was to go down in a blaze of glory. Pity no one else shared this dream. Shikaku, Inoichi, Ao, Mabui. Spoilers for 613. AU. Mock fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Shikaku N., Inoichi Y., Ao, Mabui - Complete
Good Girl: Rewrite by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Zetsu, OC - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Bad eyesight by Thegoldenlock reviews
NejiXOC. She's been waiting her entire life for eyes that see her in her darkness. What she didn't know was that, when she made a trip to Konoha, she would find a pair of Byakugan eyes that saw beyond her darkness and beyond her handicap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,449 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Neji H., OC
Straws by cryptid kitt reviews
Sherlock has a question for Mycroft. Sherlock is four, and Mycroft is 11.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Connection between Puppets and Plants by Fernando Jose reviews
What will happen when a prodigy of the Shokubutsu Clan is raised alongside the red-headed puppeteer in the deserted village known as Sunagakure? Will their feelings for each other blossom as they both grow up? Sasori x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sasori
The Camphor Tree by The Hmuff reviews
Three years after the events of My Neighbour Totoro, Mei returns to the camphor tree to say goodbye to Totoro, before she and her family move back to the city. Very sad and sweet oneshot.
My Neighbor Totoro/となりのトトロ - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Complete
13 things about him by sunrises6 reviews
It was a life worth living. Uchiha Fugaku, from the beginning to the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Fugaku U. - Complete
airspace by SkywardShadow reviews
Angels do not choose to Fall. :ItaShi:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Glutton by kc-archive reviews
Hunger is all that No-face knows. And around Sen, he is ravenous.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kaonashi, Chihiro O. - Complete
Sand Child by Desert.Moon reviews
Sunako, a girl who controls neither the sand nor her temper very well, longs to see the desert again; but when she's finally given the chance, circumstances change her mind. Even so she and Gaara are forced to return home together—one of them newly-blind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,908 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
Tea and Ramen by mollycoddle reviews
Hanabi/Naruto friendship fic. Hanabi can say honestly she didn't know how it happened.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
Pandemonium by Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another universe’s logic Uchiha Sasuke wasn’t allowed to languish alone in the empty halls of the Uchiha. No, instead, he was thrown capriciously into the house of Hyuuga. Power's fickle, but not as fickle as emotions. //co-write clockwork starlight//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,894 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Disagreements by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Sentencing of Dolores Jane Umbridge by Ravenclaw-Earl of Storybrooke reviews
Dolores Umbridge has always lived for power. But after the war, power disappears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Waning Moonlight by Taaz007 reviews
A hand lifted up to the mirror. He stared at the man opposite to him. The Sharingan wasn't swirling in his eyes anymore. He stared at the coal black eyes, staring right back at him. He looked so pitiful. It was real alright. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Game by Ginkaishoku reviews
Shakkin Satsu is a butt-kicking gambler, shrewd buisnesswoman, and avid spy, as well as being the author and editor of the bingo book. But what happens when this Ex-Suna kunoichi meets her match in the greediest s-ranked shinobi of the Akatsuki? KakuzuXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,291 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Kakuzu - Complete
The Legacy That Is Team Seven by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Team seven is a number that has been in circulation since the time of the first Hokage. How is it that nobody ever realized that it might have been cursed?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
The Poke by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Sasuke doesn't remember how it started, this habit Itachi had of poking him in the head, but Itachi does, and he still thinks it was a wonderful discovery.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Family Traditions by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Some of the things that Sasuke sometimes heard people say about his family really bothered him. Worse, he couldn't always tell what was true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Real Talking by Skeren Dreamera reviews
When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dragon Summoner by Ash's Girl reviews
A girl joins team 7 with a unique bloodline ability. She can't use her ability for some reason,and she must learn to use it before a war. Emotions grow between team 7, mainly between Sasuke and the girl.Is it love, hate, somthing in between? SasukeXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,326 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Sasuke U.
Lady in Waiting by fiesa reviews
She leaves her home when she is seventeen and she never returns. OneShot- Uzumaki Mito.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Mito U. - Complete
Mycroft by Poppy67 reviews
Mycroft & Sherlock through the years
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
Naze? by Oramo reviews
Two years after being trained as children to fight against Kumo and Iwa, Team 7 is forced to leave Naruto for dead. Ame rescues him and takes him in as one of their own. What will Naruto do? Slight Dark Akatsuki!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,413 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Red Days by LuteLyre reviews
Yamato hates his ghosts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Yamato, Kakashi H. - Complete
Twenty Six Views by Phoenyxx reviews
A compilation of candid Minato and Kakashi centric shorts that look into their daily lives. Part of SlimReaper's 'ABC Challenge Drabbles'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,950 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Wrong Perception by theonesakura reviews
"This is going to be perfect for you. The scent of it is going to mesmerise you. You're going to be coming back begging for more. I guarantee you," She said with a sly grin. Non-massacre. NEW CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Paper Lantern Sailboat by HowDoYouDoop reviews
Team 7 supports Sasuke as he finally says goodbye to his family
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
僕たちの赤いリボン by Tsun-sama reviews
Under the heavy rain, Hinata found Sasuke, but Sasuke doesn't have any memories of his past or anything. Hinata decided to 'keep' him until she can find his family, but things aren't as easy as she planned, what will happen when things starts to change. [HIATUS]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,131 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Leave Out All the Rest by anicol reviews
The past will always make the present. A fic about Uchiha Fugaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Fugaku U. - Complete
Shikotsumyaku by Sleyman reviews
Kimimaro is found, near death, by ANBU and taken back to Konoha to try and acquire the secrets of his bloodline. But, with Tsunade as the new Hokage, things may change for him. KimimaroxSakura Epilogue added! Epilogue-Epilogue Added!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,267 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sakura H., Kimimaro K. - Complete
Naruto: Hitoshirezu Years by Peace Writer v.2.5 reviews
The forgotten adventures of Hanabi Hyuga as she travels down the hard path of the ninja. With her teammates Kaji and Wasumaru at her side, she will have to overcome many challenges and obstacles to prove herself. Set during the timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,201 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hanabi H.
High Expectations by Idiot Number 42 reviews
Fugaku has always had high expectations of his children. He loves them, after all, and what father doesn't want the best for his sons? Fugaku-centric oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Fugaku U., Itachi U.
Forgotten Prisoner by LibertyBell.047 reviews
The Chunin exam took place one year before but Konoha's ennemies were already there. As usual then? No, because nobody and especially not the young ANBU Uzumaki Naruto had ever thought that the dead could raise again… FIC ADOPTED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,788 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A is for Anteater by laurelangel reviews
Naruto gets Sasuke in trouble. What else is new? An anteater. Sasuke knew he should have stayed in bed that morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,074 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 3,954 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Normal by iminyourimagination reviews
Sherlock's views on John's oddness, and John's views on Sherlock's...well, Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Her First Name by thely reviews
AU. She couldn't help but feel triumphant as she and the rest of the gym class watched Sasuke head to the nurse's office, holding his nose and the rest of his dignity, while Hinata called apology after apology at his retreating figure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Desideratum by Flipspring reviews
As much as we tell ourselves that we want to express our thoughts, the darkest of them still remain, at most, implicit. OC. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,512 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
The Parent Trap by Neko-Tenchi reviews
When two indenticle boys Kaito and Saito met at camp Konoha for the first time they hated eachother on contact. Untill they found out a secret about their parents. Their plan, switch places and get their parents back together before it's too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,141 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Triptych 369 by lovesrainscent reviews
A story about the most under appreciated ninja in the manga – Baki. After all, he himself seems to have held Sand together more than once, was the only jounin capable of being sensei to Gaara and even negotiated peace after the failed invasion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Baki, Gaara - Complete
The Unwritten Rules of Espionage by Midnight Insomniac reviews
Starbucks, the coffee giant. The absolute king of the caffeine world. Hundreds, maybe even thousands of the renowned coffee shops have sprung up across the globe. It was in one such Starbucks, that this entire fiasco began.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,222 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Pyromaniac: Uzumaki Naruto! by The Magnificent It reviews
With great power comes great responsibility. Unfortunately, no one told Naruto this. When through a bizarre series of events he becomes something much stronger, he will be lead down a path that will define him anew.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,758 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten
Toy Soldier by ncfan reviews
Wind them up and set them loose on the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Distance by Epistemophobia reviews
Danzu can never reach Hiruzen - no matter how hard he tried. 500 words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
John Was Angry by Superbly Mundane
John's had a bad day.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shattered words by Inkfire reviews
The story of his life was quiet and sad, not dramatic at all. It was whispered in the dark, and he didn't like to listen - but he had to. A drabble for the Character Quest, self-challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
Naruto: Chosen Vessel by BlueGlass54 reviews
Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,707 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Days Like These by jewel-shards reviews
Sasuke didn't have to go back to the destroyed Uchiha hideout for Itachi's near lifeless form but he did. Because they were brothers and Sasuke was going to drag Itachi back to The Leaf even if it killed him. It's funny, how one small decision can set off a chain of unpredictable events. NOT UCHIHASCEST. Rated M for language, blood, violence and possibly mild suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,890 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
First Class and Dead Last by chibi heishi reviews
One-shot. The formation of the new Team Gai: Rock Lee/Uzumaki Naruto/Haruno Sakura and of the first Team Kakashi: Hyuga Neji/Uchiha Sasuke/Inoue Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Mixed Signals by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Iruka & Anko's first date: in which everything that can go wrong, does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Meaningless by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
If Minato knew how to make sense of suicide to a six year old- he would.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Confession by Jayne Foyer reviews
Mello definitely isn't Catholic, but he needs to get a few things off his chest so he might as well try it. Rated M for language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Mello, Matt
bearer of bad news by ncfan reviews
-Remus, Sirius- There's a dog asleep on his porch. GoF fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Lord by Shinigami29 reviews
Multichapter. Ino screamed. Loudly. So loud that a moment later people were poking their heads out their windows to see what the commotion was about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,962 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Angel's Wings by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. After Deidara goes missing, Sasori and Hidan set out to find him. However, Orochimaru's brewing trouble and the blond is part of his latest experiment. Can Sasori save his partner from his old nemesis, or will Deidara be lost in the transformation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Rift by mollycoddle reviews
Fugaku centric- He always knew he loved too much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Fugaku U. - Complete
Leaves of Konoha by Afalstein reviews
Snippets from the lives of different Leaves in the Forest of Konoha. NEW: The preparations for War begin. Spoilers for Naruto 515
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009
The Tale of Naruto, Just Naruto by Akumas Tenshi reviews
After living in an orphanage for four years, then on the streets for one, things are not looking good for young Naruto. That is, until he's found by a rouge ninja while passed out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,886 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Retold by czgohan reviews
A Story of a new team 7. Will contain action/drama/comedy all that good stuff. Eventually romance, fluffiness Rated for violence, slight language and questionable situations. better summary inside on chap 1, Rating and Genres may change please R/R thanks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,111 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8583 - Favs: 5,739 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Image by ncfan reviews
-Kabuto, Sasori- The only irony left is that the most feared puppeteer Suna has ever produced has the appearance of a delicate child. The rest is hollow and naught but dust.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Kabuto Y., Sasori - Complete
The Eyes That Follow by sinemoras09 reviews
Sai during his time in Root. Sai-centric. Sai, Shin. Gen. Angst. Warnings for character death. Spoilers for chapters 281-310.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sai, Shin - Complete
Uncivil War by fowl68 reviews
She doesn't ask him to come back. It's a foolish, hopeful thing to say these days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Fire Fox Legacy by Kyubbi-Kitsune reviews
Promising to make him a legend, Naruto leaves the Leaf Village along with Itachi. Now, 8 years later, they're back and on a mission. To destroy the village and it's people. But when Naruto starts to change, which will he follow - his orders or his heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,152 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Kisses: Ayumu and Hiyono by A Paper Moon reviews
She was his rock, his shoulder to lean on and he would be nothing without her. Thirty kisses for the disbelieving detective and his personal cheerleader. Twenty-Sixth Chapter: Through Their Eyes. The imagination is truly a beautiful thing.
Spiral - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,448 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Ayumu N., Hiyono Y.
Thirteen Reasons Why by DramaDelicacy reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is in the list of Haruno Sakura's reasons on why she killed herself. There are 13 reasons and he must listen to them all. xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,108 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Words of Wisdom by mitsukai reviews
He is a struggling author; she is an expressive reader. However, their greatest story is neither one written nor read, but the one they will experience together. AU DeiSaku. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - [Sakura H., Deidara]
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4294 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oath by Venath reviews
AU. On the night of the Kyuubi's attack, a boy overhears something he wasn't supposed to. Naturally, Naruto's upbringing goes through a few changes as a result. Itachi and Naruto, but not Naruto/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,468 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Civilian by hewhoistomriddle reviews
A series of oneshots on being a civilian in a world of shinobi. Ch9 Paperwings. I pray they will save you from the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010
Experimental Value by SpeedDemon315 reviews
There is more than what meets the eye behind those silver bangs and the sinister gleam of his glasses. Maybe that's why she fell for him. /KabutoxSakura\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
No Such Thing by Akatsuki210 reviews
Faced with a choice between bad and worse, sometimes the best decision is to reject both options. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Secret Paths by Akatsuki210 reviews
The eyes of doujutsu users see things that others can't. How they interpret what they see is another matter entirely. One-shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Growth by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Shisui owns an apple tree. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Shisui U.
An Ideal Model by Hexagonistic reviews
He'll never actually admit it, but Yura likes painting Kanon asleep. Yura/Kanon
Alive - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Yura T. - Complete
Traipsing These Transitory Trails by Hexagonistic reviews
He knows this adventure has to end someday. They'll grow up and forget each other, and then die without remembering those days. And all the same, he can't- Taisuke, Yuta, Nami.
Alive - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Taisuke K., Yuta T. - Complete
the temple at the fork by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
he was sky-blue loyalty and the sunshine in his blood: the lasting life lessons Itachi learned from his only encounter with Namikaze Minato, and the one he didn't. AU, SPOILER WARNING. Genfic extraordinaire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Minato N., Itachi U. - Complete
Metamorphosis by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
He had always imagined the demon of Suna to be a fearsome monster. It was because of him that he was terrified of demons. And yet, when he actually met him, he was nothing like he had imagined. *A view of Gaara through a child's eyes*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Red Ball by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
"Won't you just play with me?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Gaara - Complete
February by Number One Fan of Journey reviews
Running a flower shop isn't exactly a walk on the beach in the middle of February, especially when you go it alone. Seeing everyone else in love makes Ino wish her own crush would come. But true love may be right under her nose... InoCho, ChoIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Chōji A., Ino Y.] - Complete
Of Guilt and Birthday Cake by Akatsuki210 reviews
Itachi can't find much to celebrate in his birthday, but Konan may be able to change his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Haven't Been Buried by a Sandstorm Yet by SkywardShadow reviews
Which is the sole positive thing Shisui has to say about living at a Suna outpost. So he begins writing letters to Itachi. Itachi, as you can imagine, is less than amused. *Oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Escaping Reality by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
Gaara used to create characters with the sand. He would pretend that he was someone else. Someone different. To him, it was a comfort. It was an escape. Sand Sib Bonding
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
As If In Prayer by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Who loves you make you cry; who doesn't, makes you laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Burning of Paper Instead of Children by Quillslinger reviews
In the world of two, one is only half. Mildly Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Hours by Lazuliblur reviews
It was the beginning of Obito's beautiful friendship with Kakashi - although neither boy quite knew that yet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Shallow Seas by ncfan reviews
Out of everything Lin had forgotten, there was one thing she remembered and one thing she wished she didn't remember.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Rin - Complete
About A Boy by Quillslinger reviews
On chakra colors and bad haircuts. In the mountains of Kirigakure, two ANBU captains meet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shisui U., Ao - Complete
Eyes of the Broken Soul by SincereNaruto reviews
Every night since he could remember, it always happened the same way. The beatings, the pain, the cruelty, it never went away. But one night, it all changed and Naruto unlocked a power that would alter his life and the rest of the world around him forever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 353,258 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Winter Frost by ncfan reviews
Yugito wonders about humanity. Yugito-centric, 500 words.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Yugito N. - Complete
Scar Tissue by 8sword reviews
“You don’t have a gun,” Uzumaki said. Sakura had taken the clip out of her hair and had it in her mouth to give herself a French braid. She glanced sideways at him and said, around the clip, “Are you offering me yours?” An AU forensic mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Fluttering Pulses by ncfan reviews
Kakashi watches his father breathe. Kakashi, Sakumo.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Moth Gypsy reviews
In which sympathy is bestowed where it does not belong. Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura centric. Ongoing vignettes, rating and content subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
bury me deep under the water by laurelsblue reviews
Shisui, Itachi and a conversation by the river.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Body, Mind and Spirit by lovesrainscent reviews
Shortly after becoming Hokage, Tsunade reviews some old personnel files and relives some old memories involving the original Ino-Shika-Cho team. Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Tsunade S., Inoichi Y. - Complete
To Myself by Aria Illusine reviews
Itachi never really cared for his birthday...but after over a decade of no presents, he was pretty sure he was due. A silly little twist to a cliche plotline of medic-abduction. ItaSaku, rated for blood and now Deidara's mouth. Updated!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anbu Hotline by kellerbo reviews
In the not so peaceful village of Konohagakure someone had to take the calls that would save people's lives.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
The Daemon of Pein by The Disciple of Pein reviews
The Gedo Mazo is gone. Now Pein's plans are at risk. Without being able to seal the Biju, how can he possibly succeed? There is only one option. Gather the Jinchuriki, starting with the host of the Kyubi no Yoko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 262,477 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sparrow by octopii reviews
...Who exactly are you?" Saezuri asked after a substantial silence, glancing up the foot or so to look at his face. "Someone many people would love to kill, had they the opportunity." Madara left it at that, his expression sharp as a hawk's. MadaraOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,292 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Five times Obito made friends with Kakashi by Lazuliblur reviews
Or how Obito fared on his first few missions.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Rin - Complete
Chaos Theory by Fiercest reviews
Anthology. #7: Itachi is very, very frightened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fixation by laurelsblue reviews
Itachi becomes attached to Shisui at a very young age.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Boundaries by laurelsblue reviews
Itachi makes sure his best friend is on time for a festival. A glance into a world where Shisui was born a girl.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Baby Talk by onceuponachildhood reviews
Mikoto did always want a daughter... :ItaSaku non-massacre AU, oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Difference by TanukiRaccoon reviews
...between an Uchiha and an Uzumaki. The differences in raising an Uchiha baby and an Uzumaki one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Of Demons and Wizards by fowl68 reviews
I hope the Royal Magical Academy still has all its old courage." "Why's that?" Because they're going to have to train a seven year old wizard with enough power to decimate the entire palace but can't do basic magic." Pre-movie
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Howl, Calcifer - Complete
Go, Deidara, Go! by Air Condition reviews
The Akatsuki decide to try making a television show for some extra money. So, they make a cheap ripoff of 'Go, Diego, Go' with Deidara as the star! Perhaps they could've found a better way to make money?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008
KureTori by Volleys-chan reviews
Tsunade had a secret. She had an informant inside Akatsuki. However, his time in Akatsuki had run out once he was discovered, so naturally she took him in, like their deal agreed. Whoever thought that he would fall for her apprentice? DeiSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,411 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
The Illustrations of the Sky by Autumn's Effervescence reviews
...For wouldn't even the sky desire companions? Or should reminiscence suffice for even such lonely beings? Team 7 fic. Naruto introspective.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Master of Puppets by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Sakura has been kidnapped by the Akatsuki to be used as bait. Her jailer and interrogator? None other than Sasori. Sakura is determined to endure if only to prove to Sasuke her worth as a shinobi but it won't be easy for Sasori will throw his worst at her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,003 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Gazing Into the Abyss by Akatsuki210 reviews
Wear a mask for too long, and it may become your true face. Itachi-centric, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Demon Shinobi of Konoha by Thelow reviews
After the attack of the Kyuubi it was revealed to the council who Naruto's father truly was. 12 years later Konoha is thriving with many strong ninja, one known as the Demon Shinobi is about to get his own Genin squad. Full Summary inside. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tales of An Excellent Shinobi by ncfan reviews
A series of drabbles, anything that comes into my head really, about the Naruto cast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
20 Truths: Tobitake Tonbo by Beff reviews
20 Truths, 20 chapters on one of the most background-of-all-the-background characters. Series? Could be. Rating, genre by chapter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009
Counting Biju by zetca reviews
Nine little one-shots about the Jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
100 Situations by Kingfishers reviews
Starring Namikaze Minato. A series of related one-shots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 35,904 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Minato N.
Into the Dark by ncfan reviews
Upon hearing that his sister's health has declined further, Yashamaru visits his sister, wanting to do something to help. But instead he makes a vow that will one day shake the shinobi world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Yashamaru, Karura - Complete
Appeasing a Demon by Kinjiru reviews
Gaara's stuck doing paperwork and Shukaku is anything but happy about it. Inspired by the idea of bijuu's needing constant attention. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Shukaku, Gaara - Complete
Those Who Are Sacrificed by ncfan reviews
She was having the same dream, over and over. It was the desert, it was night, and wherever she went she heard the cries of a baby, carried on the wind. Rated T for swearing, angst, and character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Karura, Gaara - Complete
First Thunderstorm by ncfan reviews
On the night of the Sand Siblings' first thunderstorm, Yashamaru is nowhere to be found and they must rely on each other for comfort.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
A Night Too Real by Pyromaniac - kinda reviews
An Anbu mission - the usual waltz of bleeding corpses, but tonight Kakashi just can't deal with it... WARNING: A 'red' poem, dark, angst - you'll love it ; A glimpse into a life of Anbu, where you gain a mask and loose a soul
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dawn at Hakubo High by atlantiandragoness reviews
High school can be tough, but when you're a member of the Akatsuki club, whose goal is to stir up trouble, things are bound to get crazy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,967 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Akatsuki
The Umbrella Girl :: In The Rain by Sauru Tsukiyumi Sanbi's Faeble reviews
“Your favorite color is red. Why?” She handed him that umbrella just like everyone else, and then strode away into the rain. But then again, destiny never could leave us alone. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U.
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rhymes by hitori.no.boku reviews
In the wilderness of Kumo, Kirabi reflects in the company of a fellow jinchuruuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
My Adventures In The Naruto World by KayaUchiha101 reviews
Well it all started when I was walking home and then all of a sudden a bright light comes otu of nowhere and transports me into the Naruto World! Follow me as I try to get back home without losing my insanity! Also Starring the Akatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
Falling Up to Heaven by R.G. Waffles reviews
He was only trying to find salvation after surving an accident that left him with the loss of a family member and the loss of a limb. Salvation. What he got was a world of twists, a wild ride into darkness, and karma chasing after his every move. No Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 260,318 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara's Daybreak by The Disciple of Pein reviews
Through fierce loyalty and a glimmer of hope, Gaara walks the road of Madara's will, one that leads only to pain. Is there an angel watching over him, or is it he that watches her? Can their existence overcome the curse of the Rikudo Sennin?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,667 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Gaara, Konan - Complete
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Paper Ghosts by Scary Shinigami reviews
Kakashi. Every year, there are more and more photos to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Puppet Master of Life by Camyza reviews
They thought he was dead, boy were they dead wrong. He is set on making Sakura a human puppet and nothing will stop him to do so. Not even the one who had disappeared in her world before he came into the picture. Watch out Sakura, Sasori is back!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Madara's Lullaby by Dark Kaze Ryuu reviews
Five-year-old Izuna is afraid of thunderstorms, so what does he do? He goes to his brother for comfort.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Madara U., Izuna U. - Complete
Judas Has a Song Stuck in His Head by Jayne Foyer reviews
It's "Womanizer".
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Ten Sins by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
itachi/anko;; ten short fic snippets for ten different genres, written for a livejournal meme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Anko M., Itachi U. - Complete
The Human Psyche by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, SaiKarin] Sai is still learning the subtle nuances of the female mind. Alternatively: Karin is crazy, and Sai is getting a clue.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sai, Karin U. - Complete
Hogwarts' ANBU by Mayet reviews
After Voldemort's return at the end of the fourth year, Dumbledore thinks it wise to better protect his school and students. For this purpose he decides to hire a few well known Shinobi... Full summary and pairings inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,938 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Soldiers by Jayne Foyer reviews
Children aren't in armies, they aren't commanders, they don't rule over forty other kids, it's more than anybody can take and not get crazy." - Dink Meeker, "Ender's Game"
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Shin by Ni Lemur reviews
Being transported to the world of shinobi and dumped in the middle of a struggle between Akatsuki and Konoha, while simultaneously turning into a four year old, isn't Shin's idea of a good time. Hiatus due to embarrassment and the author maturing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,522 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Iruka U., Itachi U.
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Up on the Hill by Winter Weatherman reviews
Yahiko haunts Nagato, unsuccessfully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Yahiko, Nagato U. - Complete
Red, White, and Black by red champagne reviews
think the principal controls the school? think again. what really happens between the first chairs of the senior band. when the curtain goes up, it's time to face the music. sort of a crack-fic, deisaku, AU rated for safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Two Sides by GlompGal reviews
Deidara has always known Tobi to be strange; but, what is he to think when he hears Tobi talking to himself? TobiDei / Madadei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
The Six Paths of Creation by HistorianoftheKais reviews
When one deals with the elements there is the productive cycle and the destructive cycle. For the Rinnigan, these duel cycles are brought into the ultimate conflict. The forces of creation and the forces of destruction wage their war across the land.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,632 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Public Service Announcement by Guttersnipe reviews
Upon his return, Sasuke is forced to do community service with Gai and Lee, who have evil, evil plans for the avenger. They plan on making him the third Green Beast. Can Sasuke survive the Green Spandex Jumpsuit? Crack! minor Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Six Months by Lady Kementari reviews
Kakashi hasn’t cried for Minato yet. Worksafe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Akatsuki's New York by Miyuki Ningyo reviews
The Akatsuki memebers turned 13 and somehow wound up in NY City! You submit characters to be students in the school they'll atend. School Dances included! What will hapen? It's a super crazy idea and you help decide what will happen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Akatsuki
Did You Ever Think? by Samurai101 reviews
Theirs was a friendship that spanned eleven years, but, in the end, changed nothing. The friendship of Minato and Fugaku in six snapshots across time.::T for violent imagery:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Fugaku U., Minato N. - Complete
Byakko, The Hand that Heals by Taeron reviews
With these eyes you shall see the suffering of the world, and with these hands, you shall heal it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,201 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4647 - Favs: 7,021 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Morning, Sunshine by red champagne reviews
Deidara wakes in the morning and... "Sakura!" "What?" "You said his name!" "So?" panic ensues! deisaku oneshot fluff rated to be safe and for slight innuendos
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Black Envelope by sakurasapprentice7 reviews
Sasuke recieved a lot of envelopes... white ones, red ones and red heart-shaped ones. But this one was different... it wasn't like the others it stood out. It was a heart-shaped... black envelope.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki and Drivers Ed by pwnsome noob reviews
Hey guyz, I'm new here! This is just something I came up with one day... What would happen if you took drivers ed with the AKATSUKI?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Lilium by Ginkaishoku reviews
The red lilies represent love everlasting, he had said. Well, what do the white ones mean? She asked. Oh, they represent... Hidan gives new meaning to the term "Ladykiller" Hidan x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Ho Ho Hm by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi loves Christmas! the Akatsuki...don't. Tobi tries to spread the magic to Deidara, will he ever succeed? No pairings, I realize that it is pretty unseasonal...but Christmas is for life not just for Christmas! 0 0?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Deidara, Obito U.
An Akatsuki Slumber Party by CompletelyEclipsed reviews
What happens when the akatsuki members are forced against their will to a slumber party? Crack fic. Seriously, you want to read this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
space monkeys by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
for loren — we were all promised we’d be movie gods and rock stars. but we won’t. ;;christmas request o1
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Manners by Jexynn reviews
It's impolite to stare." "But mama, she was so pretty!" Little Iru-chan likes the way Mikoto Uchiha looks.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Mikoto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Requiem by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi, from beginning to end. Because S-class criminals are human, too. Complete; mentions of canon-compatible ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Before the Mist by xxUchihacest reviews
Itachi-centric Oneshot The rain brings back memories of the bond Itachi had tried to sever. Takes place just as Itachi becomes a member of Akatuski.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Ninja Pirates from the Planet Jupiter by Kantayra reviews
Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Dreary Tuesday Night by red champagne reviews
To a lesser ninja, she could have been just sitting there. But Deidara was not part of the Akatsuki because his observation skills left much to be desired. Oneshot Deisaku Rated to be safe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Hidden Love Amongst Pein by Waffles Rulez reviews
Konan is sitting under a tree after a mission and dozes off and Pein comes to find her. How will they both react? PeinxKonan One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Mafia by Masta of da House reviews
Someone's the killer, someone's the detective and someone's the medic. But when you play the game of Mafia, remember not to take it too far... Will everyone discover who the mafia is, or will it be too late? My most hilarious fanfic yet. Trust me.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Broken Heaters Warm Hearts by knightchaser reviews
Sasuke's heater is broken, but Itachi will fix it because big brothers can do anything.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Green Paper by Sestine reviews
I don't do things for free, even if they're for women. /KakuzuKonan Genfic/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Konan - Complete
Nude Paintings by Sestine reviews
“Stay away from her or we’ll eat you.” In which Zetsu threatens Deidara for painting Sakura. /Messed-up ZetsuSakuraDeidara/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Halloween as Gaara by Aria Pedrosa reviews
Gaara didn't go trick-or-treating, so nobody knew what would happen in the case that he did. When a stalker tests the consequences, there are some interesting results. My entry for Desert.Moon's Tribute to Eiri contest. Read her fanfic The Obsession NOW.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Pinual by Jayne Foyer reviews
...but Pinual was the only one who killed himself..." - Ender's Game, Chapter Six.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Invisible Scars by laurelsblue reviews
Thirteen truths about Anko, Hayate, Iruka, Orochimaru and a team that might have been.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
Blood Red Sandman by RangerBlack reviews
Orochimaru chuckled richly as the blood of his Akatsuki partner pooled at the soles of his sandals. He knew beyond a shadow of a doubt who it would be that would replace the late criminal, he approved actually. Despite the horror and gore the young Sasori
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sasori - Complete
For the Sake of Variety by AngieWhite reviews
The Akatsuki leader realises the importance of team work and orders the members to swicth partners with each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Kill All Your Friends by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
we’re all a bunch of liars—tell me, baby, who do you want to be?: She was six years his senior, and he was wearing more nail polish than she had ever worn cumulatively in her life. There was something inherently wrong here. :crack!ItaAnko:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Anko M., Itachi U. - Complete
The Game by Kantayra reviews
Shikamaru and Neji face off in the long-awaited genius battle of the century...or maybe just because they're both extremely bored.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Genius by thespectatorion reviews
Geniuses are insane. But not all the time. 20 Truths kind of thing, focusing on some of the geniuses of Konoha- namely Kakashi, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Kabuto, and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Show Off by Jouaient reviews
It's just another day in Uchiha Mikoto's life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Mikoto U. - Complete
Loathing by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
Define "hatred." Sakura/Sai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Age of Consent by MintiNeko reviews
Fugaku now believed that the law of consent was meant to keep teen girls away from older men, and not the other way around. FugakuMikoto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
I Have a Daughter, Golden by lovesrainscent reviews
A bedtime story for my favorite sand sibling, Temari. Despite how dysfunctional their family clearly was, surely they must have had at least some tender moments together. Don’t you think?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Temari - Complete
Akatsuki Week, Sunday by red champagne reviews
Sunday: Soup Sakura, the Akatsuki newbie, decides to treat the gang to a homemade dinner! Oh the possibilites. No pairing Last one!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
CheezIt by green see-through ghosts reviews
Beatrice...there is a demon running loose in this church." A series of AU oneshots circling Hidan, Temari, and the church.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Dinner à Deux by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Barry the Chopper was to be a connoisseur of fine dining, Riza Hawkeye his unwilling dinner companion. And Vato Falman? He was to cater the affair, in a way that would leave Riza reeling...Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Barry the Chopper, Riza H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
The life of Yugito by lord of the land of fire reviews
She is Nii Yugito the two tails jinchuuriki. This is the story of her coming of age and her search for acceptance and love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cry by RBMIfan reviews
One-shot. Young Sasori fic. Sometimes Sasori thought his puppets were much better off than people were...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori - Complete
BitterSweetCandy by allurement reviews
FugakuKushina. ‘There is nothing of Kushina in this boy,’ Fugaku thinks. But then Naruto’s face splits into a grin, so bright and sincere and like his mother’s that Fugaku can feel his heart breaking all over again.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Fugaku U., Naruto U. - Complete
End in Sight by Lutralutra reviews
They were both blinded by self-deception, but they could still see the end. Kisame/Itachi partnership.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
LoveHateTragedy by allurement reviews
FugakuKushina. MinatoKushina. “I must have been a very special kind of stupid to fall in love with you,” Kushina says. Fugaku just wishes that she were his.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Fugaku U., Minato N. - Complete
A Teacher's Comfort by Overlyinspired reviews
After the removal of Shukaku, Gaara has sent both of his siblings and Matsuri on missions to keep them out of his way, but when he has a nightmare, and the only one nearby is Baki, how will the jounin react? NOT SLASH!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Baki, Gaara - Complete
Emotions by Karasu Kyra reviews
I can feel again, this flood of emotions. Sai's POV Drabble
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sai - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Cooking is an Art Form by oOfunkyrainbowOo reviews
To try and impress her boyfriend, Sakura will go to extroadinary lengths. Even if it means cooking. DeiSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Gifted and Talented by PNT reviews
Who says smart kids have to be good? Crushes. Dances. School. Competition. Pity the poor freshmen. [High school AU, lotsa pairings eventually]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,326 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007
At the Turn of a Fan by NeferNeferi reviews
One-shot. At the turn of a fan that evening she met a new side of her Kazekage she thought she would never witness. GaaraXOC, GaaraOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Anyone Can Dance by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura can't dance. Deidara tries to teach her. She winds up on the floor. He laughs. SLIGHT ROMANCE! DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Thicker Than Water by ckret2 reviews
When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Sakon, Zetsu
ANBU by Karasu Kyra reviews
Because an ANBU member never really retires.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Lesson in Respect by Diamond Mask reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Contrast by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
The Suna Wall by NeferNeferi reviews
One-shot. As Gaara tries to escape from a horde of fangirls on his birthday, he never expected to have a fateful meeting with the best present of all. GaaraXOC, GaaraOC, brief mentions of ShikaTema. In honor of Gaara's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Gaara - Complete
One Precious Person by FlitShadowflame reviews
Young Naruto talks at an ANBU and makes him understand something about family. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Personal Account by dansunedisco reviews
Moegi doesn't know why, but she's fascinated: The strange story of a strange girl.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Moegi, Konohamaru S. - Complete
Intermission by Phoenyxx reviews
Drabble. AUish. Young Kakashi fell asleep during lunch. In turn, his blond sensei was amused.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Cataclysm by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
When Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Needing something by The-Algebraist reviews
For years Ayame has watched happy faces eat at their store. Slowly those faces stop coming back. Ayame feels these loses more than people know. One night Kakashi Hatake is eating ramen after hours. Teuchi has something to talk about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H.
It's a Wonderful Life by Aurora Marija reviews
Deidara's Christmas isn't going so hot. Nobody understands his art, and Tobi is worst of all. After wishing he could become his art, he gets a lesson from an unexpected visitor about just how thankful he should be. Rated T for Hidan's mouth. No yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Few Words of Wisdom by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Road Trip by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
Kurama, Itachi, Rin, Sesshomaru, Naruto, Luffy and Ed in a van driving around the US on vacation...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
hair dryer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 186 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Moonlit Rendezvous by anamariewrites reviews
Of Kakashi. And the ghosts that visit him every year.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Kakashi H.
Drip by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Naruto, if you don't talk, you will leave me no choice except to destroy Ichiraku Ramen. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Babysitting by otterwarrior16 reviews
Tsunade watches a seven year old Kabuto for the day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Kabuto Y., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Importance of a Second by Joy-girl reviews
What if by chance one second of your life was different? How much change would it bring to yours and other peoples lives? This is a story of what is, and what could have been. SasuSaku In Character FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,520 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Staple Her Down by ckret2 reviews
A typical day in the life of Konan, a typical day where she wonders what it is that keeps her in Amegakure with Pein. [PeinKonan. Spoilers through ch 372. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Statue by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot, MANGA SPOILERS. The story of Pain, Konan, and the Rain Village as seen by a thoroughly ordinary observer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Perfection by Narrrcotic reviews
Tayuya never liked to visit Kimimaro. He wasn't supposed to be sick. It wasn't right. TayuyaxKimimaro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Kimimaro K., Tayuya - Complete
Pancakes and 'Partments by laurelangel reviews
Usually, when Sasuke woke to the feeling of foreign chakra present in his home, it was because ninja were attempting to assassinate him. Either that or one of his more intelligent stalkers finally figured out how to pick the new locks on his front door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Path of No Regrets: Renewal by Spectrum reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have enough to worry about right now even without the psychological mess their lives have become, but some things are so crucial that they come first even so. The search for a purpose. The rebuilding of a bond. And the rebirth of a team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,657 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Faded Red Clouds by Lutralutra reviews
Pein doesn't know why he's stayed with a group as screwy and unstable as Akatsuki for this long, and why he doesn't just let go now that he's wondering. He only knows that in a weird, dysfunctional way, they're like a family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Criminal by Pretty.Little.Liars reviews
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will. ---- SasukeOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Sakura Nocturne by envy.and.pride reviews
SasoSaku AU. Sakura's whole way of life is challenged as a handsome stranger turns up and demands impossibilities of her. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Rainy Days by Mooncake reviews
[KakuzuAyame] Hidan is missing his umbrella and Kakuzu is selfish. Konoha's Ramen Girl and Akatsuki financial specialist bond in the midst of a thunderstorm. [Forced to repost]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Kakuzu
Battle Scars by runaway ballista reviews
[RND] Raidou wears his scars like a badge of honor. Tonbo thinks it's a load of bullshit. Tonbo centric fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Raidou N. - Complete
Memories by Overlyinspired reviews
Sometimes Sasori tries to remember was it was like to feel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasori - Complete
Of Closets and Breakdowns by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Violet Skies by katiekitten reviews
It was at that moment she felt certain, no, absolutely positive of one single thing: Kankuro must die. HidanTema AU fic. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Hidan, Temari
Death to Geniuses by onskidrow reviews
All humans must be equal, right? But what happens when Konoha's geniuses are persecuted for the sake of equality? [Kakashi and Itachi centric] [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Broken Cogs by laurelangel reviews
When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ambition's End by Singe reviews
If Sasuke had learned nothing else from Team Hebi, he would always know who had taught him that he never wanted to have children. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Flight by katiekitten reviews
She amused him, a little bird beating her wings angrily at the locked door of her cage. Deisaku Oneshot. x3
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Standing on the Brink by katiekitten reviews
When you are sad and alone, the only thing you can count on is yourself. A Zetsu Centric Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Masks by Akatsuki210 reviews
Tobi may be the only Akatsuki member who wears a mask to cover his face, but all of them have masks to hide their secrets. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
There's Something About Ramen by Peter the Muggle reviews
Hinata and Sakura talk about the various qualities of a certain noodle dish. [HinataxNarutoxSakura] Posttime skip, postTeam10 story arc. Manga spoilers ahead so tread carefully.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
In a Heartbeat by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 25. Oneshot, L centric. In a heartbeat, you saw, and you knew. [as you flash emergency red to blinding white: ALL DATA DELETION]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Siblings of Suna by Shadow Quil reviews
A short stoy about Temari, Kankuro and Gaara as they grow up and their father's influence over their childhoods. Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 556 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 4,586 - Follows: 744 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Goldfish by laurelangel reviews
Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Stars and Art by Cora and Eithne reviews
[oneshot] On their way to station young Kabuto in Konohagakure, Sasori and his subordinate rest for the night. Ever curious, the young five year old is full of questions, and sprouts a conversation, causing Sasori to rethink his thoughts upon the child.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Sasori, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Six Feet Above by PNT reviews
Truth, lies, coffee, and the nature of eternity. [Really heavily implied Sasori x Deidara]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Last Resort by Talchum reviews
Oneshot. Introspective. Kabuto stumbles upon a dying nin, and reflects on a lost childhood... If you don't blink you'll see a glimpse of Orochamaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Alone by Herooftimes reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was alone
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted by kashii reviews
[Drabble] Sasuke sees ghosts, sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Butterfly Fridays by SassyAngel reviews
AU: Slight GaaraSakura. In which not all things are insubstantial and shallow, and in liquor there is truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Study of Prodigies by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Belief by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Itachi never opens up to anyone. But when he does talk to one of his fellow Akatsuki members, he finds his outlook on life challenged.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Two Hours Behind by ioneinc reviews
Who would have guessed that working at a local art shop would be so interesting? AU DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Connection by Yumeorb reviews
Naruto was a child detested. Gaara was a child feared. When a young Gaara was brought to Konoha for a visit, the two met, and they realize that they share more of a bond with than anyone else.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,730 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Gaara, Naruto U.
An Akatsuki Easter by White Mage Koorii reviews
Why is there a brightly colored egg in my hat? [Crack Fic, Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Sand by Annise reviews
A short Gaara reflection:I find solace in the sandstorm for, unlike me, its power is not in the sand.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
Killer Instinct by MonsterBrat reviews
[Itachi] Survival is wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Steps to Death by Devlinn Reiko reviews
[[Oneshot]]The day Kakashi's father committed suicide is burnt into Kakashi's memory. The events that happened to Kakashi before finding his father. Please Read&Review
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
The Eyes of Uchiha Itachi by Walker Matrix reviews
Oneshot. Unknown POV. The eyes of Uchiha Itachi are truly frightening. But it's not because of the Sharingan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Blood Breakdown by Juno42 reviews
Gaara is becoming ill, and Temari isn't sure why. She calls on a genius for help. Sequel to Step On A Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Gaara, Temari
In Propria Persona by UE reviews
Wolf meets Weasel. A collection of connected ANBU drabbles relating Kakashi and Itachi. [Incomplete]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Sharingan by iamzuul reviews
There are many depths to madness. Kakashi knows one depth... Itachi would be happy to introduce another. [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Of Suna and Sunsets by Xi-feng reviews
Sandaime Kazekage and a young Sasori discuss puppets and politics as the sun sets over Sunagakure.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Sasori - Complete
Absolution by Sionnain reviews
If Erik is seeking absolution, Charles has none to give. Charles&Erik, though the characters are Charles and Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
First Day by The Ryuu Victoire Tea Party reviews
[OneshotDrabble] Hinata's first day at the academy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Hinata H. - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Chase by MonsterBrat reviews
Itachi studies and his father tries to teach. About expectations, abilities, and their respective limits.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Of all that exists, only I by Minnionette reviews
Itachi hears the whispers of his fate. Oneshot. Spoilers for chap. 257. Not so much guilty at stealing cookies as it is being caught with the hand in the cookie jar. Not so much angst as it is philosophy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Roundabout by MonsterBrat reviews
Iruka sensei teaches one of his former students a lesson without realizing it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Neji H., Iruka U. - Complete
Winter by Gigabomb reviews
The third in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Morino Ibiki in a teahouse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Site of Sealing by Scythe the Grim Reaperess reviews
When a field trip goes wrong, Naruto is rushed to hospital. As Tsunade says, the truth can set you free...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2004
Blood Brothers by Scythe the Grim Reaperess reviews
None of his friends have ever been to Naruto's house...why?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/18/2004
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Walls of Ivy reviews
Gaara/OC. In a clan where nobility is decided at birth and the only difference between genius and insanity is the measure of success Sunagakure's demon container meets his equal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,216 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Rhapsody reviews
AU/Pre-Massacre. As a gesture of peace bewteen Iwagakure and Konohagakure a suspected serial killer was turned over to the Leaf's Torture and Interrogation Department. Such was the beginning of the ripper murders.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Permafrost reviews
The rewrite was posted as 'Frozen.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Yagura, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Nireiki reviews
Under mysterious circumstances Uchiha Madara meets a young Naruto. AU. Not Yaoi/Yuri. Slow build-up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Frozen reviews
AU. Under the third Mizukage's reign of terror those unlucky enough to poses kekkei genkai are to be put to death or worse. In Konoha clan policies couldn't be more different. Caught inbetween polarized views of bloodlines and one's lineage, a house divided against itself can't stand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kimimaro K. - Complete
Beginnings reviews
We're S-class criminals, not a f-ing daycare!"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
