Name: Hannah

Age: 15

Birthday: October 16

Favorite Color: Rainbow

Favorite Fandoms: Batman, Legend of Korra, Death Note, Sherlock Holmes, Criminal Minds, The Breakfast Club, Supernatural, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ouran Highschool Host Club & Harry Potter.

Pairings:

Harley/Joker

Batman/Catwoman

Selina/Bruce

Poison Ivy/Crane

Poison Ivy/Riddler

Tahno/Korra

Mako/Korra

Bolin/Korra

Amon/Korra

Draco/Luna

Ron/Hermione

Ginny/Harry

Tonks/Lupin

Mcgonagall/Dumbledore

Snape/Bellatrix

Sherlock/Irene

Light/L

Light/Misa

John/Allison

Zuko/Katara

Aang/Toph

Suki/Sokka

Azula/Sokka

Takami/Haruhi

Likes: Music, Summer, Reading, Writing, the Joker/Heath Ledger, Cats, Boys, Chicken, Cussing, Being Weird

Dislikes: Fat People, Bad Grammar/Spelling, Ugly People, Annoying People, Being Social, Drama, Lots of Work, Celery

Heathie is my Hubby. And I love him.

I also adore Dr. Spencer Reid :D Because He is extremely mother fucking sexy :{D And I would jump him. A lot.

I was convinced by a friend that I should have one of these:

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But...I'm pretty shitty at drawing...anything. :D Soooo I don't really ever use that, but if you feel the need to draw me a sexual picture of the Joker and Harley Quinn (cuddling, i prefer xD) and inboxing me about the picture so i would know then I fricken love you :P It would make me smile muchly. :DDDD

Luna Lovegood is my role model. (Lady Gaga is as well)

She is fantastic. And I absolutley love her with Draco :D

I am NOT a supporter of Dramione. No. No. and No.

Draco and Luna would have the blondest babies ever.

Being a fellow blonde, I would enjoy that.

LiveLavaLive is fucking sexual. They are super fantabulously funny and I adore Mitchell (:

Go There-- http://www.youtube.com/livelavalive

Also JennaMarbles is one of the funniest, most blunt, super awesome people on Youtube. (Reminds me of myself)

And in my opinion, the greatest female to have ever posted anything on Youtube. (She's great guys)

Go There-- http://www.youtube.com/jennamarbles

Although, as a warning she cusses a lot and is extremely blunt and honest about her opinions.

But on top of that, she is funny as fuck. (:

I Love Pizza.

And Australia.

And Alaska. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSt0NEESrUA (: Teehee

And Heath.

I Like Reading, but only books that interest me.

Swimming. I like doing it.

But not competitively because I suck at all sports besides Tennis & am semi-good at soccer. (:

I love Wallabies. They are the cutest damn things in the world. Fuzzy and Marsupials. What's not to like?

I decided to write because I found no other stories of Harley and Joker that I really adored.

In the beginning, in 2009, when my lovely self first graced this website, I decided that I would never make a profile or write because other people could write for me and I could read their stories because it was easier that way.

Shortly after making that decision, I made a profile.

3.5 months ago, I wrote a story.

Since then, I have written 8 more.

I have only written Batman Begins/Dark Knight fanfictions starring the Joker and Harley Quinn.

I couldn't find many of them (only about 54 pages xD) and I read all of those pages.

Another reason is that many stories that I found were of an annoying, ditzy, and abused Harley.

Uh Uh.

No Way.

Whoever writes Harley being beaten, needs to see a therapist. Because apparently your fat uncle molested you as a child.

Why would someone ever want to write that?

I Dunno.

I've tried to firgure it out. But to no avail.

& I always end up being bitched at because the human race likes to take things the wrong way. Oh Well.

I hope to write a Breakfast Club fanfiction starring John Bender and an OC character or Allison.

Because I hate Claire. And it would never work between them.

Or possibly a Harry Potter fanfiction. But I do not know with who.

My Favorite author ever: Shanghai1875

Got Harley RIGHT. So I love her for that reason. ]

If, for any reason, you do not enjoy my writing, tell me.

If not, I don't care. Flame or no flame, does not matter to me. :P

I'm a pretty indifferent person. Sometimes.

Also, constructive criticism is always nice.

"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... And one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then the first guy has an idea. He says, 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh- says... He says, 'Wh-what do you think I am? CRAZY? You'd turn it off when I was halfway across!'" -Joker - The Killing Joke

Message to the world:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... (Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

25 Weird Things About Me:

1. I only eat tomatoes in salsa.

2. I loathe wearing socks and shoes.

3. I have a love/hate relationship with soap operas.

4. I find cheating extremely productive.

5. I only follow the rules as long as it's useful.

6. I often believe, secretly, that I am far more talented than I actually am.

7. My mother and sister are extremely religious and I'm not sure if I even believe in God.

8. I read incredibly fast because I read in paragraphs, not sentences. For a long time, I thought everyone read that way.

9. I love blowing things up.

10. I love photobombing.

11. I was at first dismayed when I realized that, during the impassioned call to be 'saved' at church, I felt not one smidgeon of anything but annoyance at what I perceived as complete fakery from the whooping and hollering around me. And believe me, I know when something emotional is fake. I don't believe in being "saved" by doing good deeds. I also don't believe that God is always with you or that praying ever really works. Millions of little children prayed in the Holocaust and they all fucking died.

12. I hate secrets, but I am very good at keeping them.

13. When I was a child, I loved to dress in booty shorts and a tube top and sing & dance to Brittany Spears.

14. When I was a child I loved to play Indian in the forest. I've always had a fetish for tan people and still do. Also, Indians are cool anyways.

15. I love graveyards.

16. I believe in the supernatural and like creepy things. They're intriguing, but they also leave me with nightmares.

17. I am a feminist. I hate sexism. It's the 21st Century, grow the fuck up. That is also where my disliking for Muslims and Amish come from. They're super sexist and the women never stand up for themselves.

18. I still believe in Unicorns.

19. I love Tall, Tan, Lean men. They're quite sexual.

20. I talk to myself a lot. And I answer myself. A lot.

21. I love yoga.

22. I love to be naked. I don't know why. It's just fun.

23. I am VERY blunt.

24. I'm in love with a dead man. (Heath Ledger :})

25. I Love Cats.

(''•.(''•. .•').•')
«'•..-‘Why live in the world when you can live in your head?..•'»
(.•'(.•' ''•.)''•.)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chap stick.

You love to shop.

You wear shadow/eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

You Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheer leading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing a necklace and small bracelets.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I Love Stars Wars :D)

You were in gymnastics.

It takes you around an hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should. (Only because of being psychotic (:

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of everything.

Total: 18

The Insanity Test

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

X You have run into a glass/screen door.

XYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

X You have run into a tree/bush.

X You have been called a blonde. (I am a Blonde)

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

X You just tried to lick your elbow.

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

X You just sang them to make sure.

X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

X You have choked on your own spit.

X You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.

XYou have accidentally caught something on fire.

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

X You have caught yourself drooling

X You have fallen asleep in class.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

X People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

X You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

X You use your fingers to do simple math.

X You have eaten a bug accidentally...

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

X The word "um" is used frequently. X You don't know what "um" means.

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (A laptop’s a calculator)

Divide by 36 then multiply by 100

I am 91.6666666667% INSANE!!!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Evan

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Green

3. Your first initial? H

4. Your month of birth? October

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Audra

7. Your favorite number? 42

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To Be Successful

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Win amp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits: Pon De Replay - Rihanna (Haha)

Waking Up: Tik Tok - Ke$ha (Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P Diddy... xD)

First Day At School: Turn Me On - David Guetta Feat. Nicki Minaj (Yes...Definetely LOL)

Making Your New Best Friend: The Beautiful People - Christina Aguilera (Of Course ;])

Falling In Love: Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor (Hell Yes) xD

Breaking Up: I'm Free - Kenny Loggins (Lmao)

Prom: I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas (Perfect)

Graduation: Stronger - Britney Spears (Haha...Nice)

Life's Okay: When I Grow Up - Pussycat Dolls (Ummm...Okay!)

Death of a Close Friend: Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (Possibly Fitting?? No? Maybe?)

Mental Breakdown: Cannibal - Ke$ha (Wow...Way To Perfect) x]

Driving: SOS - Rihanna (I must be in a Car Crash...)

Flashback: 21 Guns - Green Day (Uhhh...Maybe? If it's about guns...)

Getting Back Together: Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 (Ummm...Alright Then)

Birth of Child: Beautiful, Dirty, Rich - Lady Gaga (Well then...xD)

Wedding Scene: Starstrukk - 3OH!3 (Fuck Yeah?)

Car Accident: Deja Vu - Beyonce Feat. Jay Z (Hmmm...Fitting)

Final Battle: That's Not My Name - The Ting Tings (Apparently the battle is over what my name is?)

Death Scene: We R Who We R - Ke$ha (Hmmm...How Nice)

Funeral Song: Temperature - Sean [Paul (Apparently it is a very hot funeral!)

End Credits: Photofinnish - 3OH!3 (Haha)

Deleted Scenes: Ch-Check It Out - Beastie Boys (LOL)

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too...

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end...

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing...

...In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

...She deserved everything she got and more...

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry...

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's first actual friend…

...who lived and died soaring...

The Joker: I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!
Detective Stephens: That's nice.
The Joker: How many of your friends have I killed?
Detective Stephens: I'm a twenty-year man. I can tell the difference between punks who need a little lesson in manners, and the freaks like you who just enjoy it.
[pause]
Detective Stephens: And you've killed six of my friends.
The Joker: [mouths "six?"]

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
The Joker: Yeah.

I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog. -Dwight Shrute

If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides. -Dwight Shrute

Michael is like Mozart, and I'm like Butch Cassidy. You mess with Mozart and you're gonna get bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy. -Dwight Shrute

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! -Patrick Star

Mr. Krabs: [Attempting to convince SpongeBob to give him a hat] I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Am I a pretty girl?
Mr. Krabs: Well... yes, you're... you're beautiful.
[Mailman passing by stares at Mr. Krabs in disgust]

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
[thought bubble for Patrick shows a carton of milk tipping over and spilling]

Derek Morgan: I hate not having a plan. We're looking for a needle in a haystack.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, it's more like we're looking for a needle in a pile of needles.
Derek Morgan: What?
Dr. Spencer Reid: A needle would stand out in a haystack.

[Reid is pouring piles of sugar into his coffee]
Derek Morgan: Easy there tough guy. Have some coffee with your sugar.
Dr. Spencer Reid: I need something to wake me up.
Derek Morgan: Ooh, late night?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Very.
Derek Morgan: My man!
Dr. Spencer Reid: Not that kind of late night!

Deputy Harris: You guys need anything?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Coffee would be nice.
Derek Morgan: He takes about a quarter of sugar in it.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: [after Reid has shot Dowd in the middle of his forehead] Nice shot!
Dr. Spencer Reid: I was aiming for his leg

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.
David Woodland: Oh, you look too young to have gone to medical school.
Dr. Spencer Reid: They are Ph.D.'s, three of them.
David Woodland: What, are you a genius or something?
Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.
[pause]
Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I'm a genius.