Rumour has it that one of the RED team's new members is going to be an Australian. The BLU Spy really isn't looking forward to having to try and murder someone like Saxton Hale everyday. However, when the new man arrives, he's not what the Spy's expecting. Not at all. He's going to be far more fun to kill.

The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.

Pacifica never used to fight with her parents. So when she finally sticks up for herself and runs out of the mansion, she heads to the only place she can think of, hoping that maybe this time, a door won't be slammed in her face.

A playful look at everyone's favorite mercenaries as divine beings in a pantheon of deities. One part cannon, one part fanon, and a whole lot made up.

It had been a year since the team was beaten and forcefully retired by Gray Mann. Wounds are mending, and average men are rising out of the shattered remains of the United States to reclaim their former jobs and teammates. What have they lost? What will they gain? Can forgotten bonds be repaired, or are they doomed to be destroyed once more? (Cover by PyBun.)

A young Alyx Vance has the same fears as any other 6 year old, only this time, her dad isn't there to comfort her when bad dreams get too real

In the week following Gordon Freeman's destruction of Nova Prospekt, in the beginning of the City 17 general Uprising, Barney Calhoun has an encounter with a mysterious man, and begins to wonder if anyone can truly be made for times like these.

When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.

That's the thing about fire. You can look, but you mustn't touch. And, sooner or later, it uses itself up. [There Is A Season - Book I of IV]

Others are trying to save the world. Barney just wants to get these people to White Forest without anyone dying.

The robots had been bad enough. An associate of Gray Mann's has upped the ante. An entire team has been compromised, leaving Miss Pauling alone in a foreign city, unable to call for help. If her men and the city are to be saved, she's going to have to face the problem head-on. Whom can be trusted? Is she the only one left? What's out there in the night?

Ten long years of working for both Civil Protection and the Resistance changes a person. Barney Calhoun has seen - and done - things that he never would've imagined, but he's always made it through, until he comes across one particular citizen who leads him to question everything he's ever allowed himself to believe. Oneshot. Revised 12/2019.

Just four ups and downs a very special turian feels are worth sharing. General Garrus Vakarian gives the commencement address to the first post-Reaper War graduating class at the Cipritine Hill Services Academy.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

Admiral Hackett ALWAYS needs a drink. Based off of the good sir Sudentor's fic A Crucible In More Ways Than One. Rule board fic, 100 rules for the crew of the Crucible.

A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)

Written for LiveJournal's comm 3sentence: objective is to choose a threesome and write fifty mini-stories for fifty one-word prompts, in fifty sentences. Warning only for excessive use of semicolons and compound-complex sentence structure. All plot bunnies up for grabs if you like. Gen, Kirk-Spock-McCoy.

[Complete] ONE SHOT. Another crossover for writing practice. Set in Half-Life 2 Universe. Summary: The struggles of a broken man as the world falls apart around him.

River is trying not to fall asleep, because if she does - she'll be sucked into everyone else's dreams. What she needs is someone to keep her calm, and give her a sense of permanency. pre-Rayne.

Technically an AU spin-off of A Messy Business and Never Too Late, mainly because timelines don't work to give tiny!John a first Christmas with Sherlock. Pretend AMB isn't set in September but rather December, and this is the result. Now complete.

Five times Mrs. Hudson raised the rent, and one time she didn't. Written for rabidsamfan during LiveJournal's Watsons Woes party. Spoilers for TRF, speculation for S3.

Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.

A mysterious woman in blue recruits the original nine classes

Barney Calhoun is normally happy to play a supportive role. But in a darker moment, his buried resentment directs itself at one person-Gordon. A character study of everyone's favorite security guard.

A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna

A short story written for a forum contest. Barney Calhoun at work with Civil Protection.

H/C fic written for a LiveJournal community. Five times Bones comforted Jim, and one time Jim returned the favor. Full summary and details regarding title inside. Set immediately post-XI movie era through a projected second five-year mission.

AU. Dean is a detective in a small town. When Lucifer escapes prison, his friend Castiel finds himself in terrible danger, and Dean will have to do what he can to protect him from his psychotic brother. No slash.

From an Alternate Universe, the dagger belonging to Montgomery Scott lies on its table and ponders. Inanimate objects cannot think or speak...can they? Mirror Universe based on an arc by SLWatson

An incompetent Hunter wants to kill Sam; enter Dean, aka The Prankmeister, to scare him off. It works - too well. Wearing a lacy doily on his head wasn't actually SUPPOSED to summon anything, but Sam and Bobby seem fond of it, and it adores Dean...

Out there in the black, a lot of things can go missing. Like your manual. And since we're talking about Jayne, here, it's probably a GOOD thing to have one handy.

The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.

Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.

John wakes after making a deal with the Yellow Eyed Demon to find that he might not be who he thought he was.

Ten times Ambassador Sarek encountered Captain James T. Kirk. Spoilers from pre-Journey to Babel era up through the end of The Voyage Home. Gift fic for Tharin. Spock-Kirk-McCoy and Amanda-centric, Sarek POV. Nonslash.

A lot happened while Gordon Freeman was away...

A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.

40 ways to tell that you may be a bit of a firefly fan.

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a DOCTOR McCOY unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your McCOY will give you decades of quality performance. Contains plenty of Kirk/Spock slash because, let's face it, McCOY KNOWS!

Summary: The men of the Enterprise Kirk, Bones, Sulu, Scotty and Chekov go out bathing/Skinny dipping in a lake they feel is secluded. Spock does not participate but he does go with them. Allison, Tiffany and Ax crash their party however.

James Kirk having a bad day, and his two best friends' relentless bickering drives him over the edge. After a massive blowout, he retreats to one of the Enterprise's pools to swim out his frustrations. But McCoy refuses to let him swim alone. NO Slash.

FemShep/Garrus/Tali It's not what you think it is...honest. One-Shot.

Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.

Scotty finds something he lost, which turns out to be a bit of good luck for both him and McCoy.

A series of small one-shots, ranging from paragraphs to pages long, each one based on a certain theme. Gordon and Alyx-centric, for the most part. Okay, maybe some Grigori. Violence and language -- this is Half-Life, after all.

What's that old saying? 'A doctor is often the worst patient? Leonard McCoy is a walking example of that. It's Jim's turn to play nursemaid, with a little help.-COMPLETE-

Poppaea! She was his wife! And she was unfaithful to him! So he got mad and he jumped on her! Up and down, up and down, until he squashed her like a bug! Please don't jump on me! -CAT-

Demons poison Jimmy, forcing Castiel to take another host. When his new body turns out to be female, Dean finds himself with some unexpected feelings. Meanwhile, Sam trains Jimmy as a hunter, and some local vampires are causing trouble... D/C. Char death.

Gordon Freeman, smooth operator.

*CAT* Places to avoid in Gotham: Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Research laboratories...wait, what? *REVISED*

*CAT* And THIS is why telephones and the answering thereof is bad. *REVISED*

He woke up to find everything he knew was gone in the explosion, including them, his friends...but someone kept telling him they were alive. That couldn't be. One-Shot

Thanks to Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance, Nova Prospekt lies in ruins. If two people can cause the greatest Combine stronghold to fall, then surely an entire city revolting can bring the Combine to their knees.

He's fought in seven different campaigns, trained for years, but he never anticipated to be fighting anything like this.

When in Rome...grab a fiddle and watch it burn. -CAT-

Silly little oneshot written over the holidays. Barney and Gordon finally grab that beer we're always hearing about, mentions of GordonxAlyx towards the end. Rated T just to be on the safe side. Reviews greatly appreciated.

And thus a pattern is established. [CAT]

[CAT] In which there is a chase, Batman gets beaned, and the Scarecrow finally gets the last laugh.

A Combine raid goes, horribly, horribly wrong. Much to the amusement to an unknown audience.

Baby Sam vs John. Let the battle commence.

Their job description says 'Bounty Hunter', not 'Goodwill Samaritan'.

All things considered, it was still not the worst Christmas ever. -CATverse 1.1-

I know it's a silly question, but, come on! You've thought about it, haven't you? Haven't you? My first HalfLife fic.

Gordon Freeman was very confused. [Oneshot]

The whole movie as it should be. A full length spoof that will get you laughing.

Avaya is just a small girl. She wakes up in a train station, all alone, with her parents nowhere to be found. Desperate and hopeless, she finds a kind soul among cold faces. Please Read & Review! A break from the norm! AU.