Hi everyone!

I'm Mellofangirl (Bcuz Mello iz DE BEST! XD)

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I also like my Mattie and L, I hate Light and Near and want them both to go die in a hole :D (and Takada too for that matter)

Actually, I kinda have mixed feelings for Light, but I've decided that for indirectly killing all my favorite charecters that I hate him

I like sitting like L and talking on the phone like L and basically I like imitating L. But sadly I don't share L's love of sweets or Mello's love of chocolate (I wish I did but I can't force myself to like sweets, everyone I know thinks I'm crazy because of this) Oh and if you haven't noticed yet I'm completely obsessed with Death Note (Oh my god IT IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE!)

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies. L
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (I have 5 cats and no dogs so I cant exacrly say i prefer dogs)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. L (Hahahahaha, wait, are you crying?)
You've played with/against boys on a team. L
Shopping is torture. L
Sad movies suck. L
You own/ed an X-Box. (I prefer PS3)
You played with Hotwheels cars as a kid L (hahaha, I would put little marbles in them and drive them around)
At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. L
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. L(yes, I was)
You watch sports on TV. X Games Baby!!!!! (I do not and never plan on it)
Gory movies are cool. L (Oh yeah! It's not a good movie if it's not gory!)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. L
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (Pokemon and yu gi oh but nothing sporty)
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. L (Red and black)
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think L
Sports are fun L (Well depending on the sport but as long as I dont have to watch it it's fun)
Talk with food in your mouth. L
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 14/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (I wouldn't leave the house in pink!)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport (Cheerleading is not a sport! Are there people that think that?)
You hate wearing the color black (Hahaha no... Thats usually all I wear... But I'm not goth or anything)
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe (If zero counts as big)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. L (I hate it)
You were in gymnastics/dance? (Not a chance in hell)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Right now I have 1 pair that fits)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (NEVER)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. L (I like movies... Is that girly?)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. L (I'm not gonna lie, my aunt bought me tons of dolls, but today they are just very creepy looking dolls that when my friends sleepover they have to hide the evil dolls)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total= 3/24

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~If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten...

~"Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird."

~"Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door."

~"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up."

~"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage

-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

-If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!

8 things to help keep your insanity at a healthy level

1 At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2 In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

3 Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

4 Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5 Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

6 Sing Along At The Opera.

7 When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

8 When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia? (Hahahahahaahaha XD)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you love fantasy, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (always...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (mhm)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Oh ya)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Yup)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.(Yes...she does.)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. (Oh yeah.)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101

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Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

Never drink water-if it can rust iron, just imagine what it can do to your stomach

I don’t mind if you sleep in class, but please do not snore, you are disrupting those who are sleeping

if nobody’s perfect I must be nobody

Remember there is no I in team, but there is an M and an E

I don't talk on the phone because I hear voices on the other end...

One day, I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked, or homeless?

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.

You said you couldn't stand to see my heart break . . . so when you broke it, did you close your eyes and fall?

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Perfect men are only fictional. (Sigh, L, light)

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

Why are all the good guys only real in books? cough Edward...fang cough

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I'm going to go give him a piece of my mind, but not my brain I need that.

"I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it."

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life."

I’m a palm reader: Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through it.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

I worry about you some days.

'Hug trees. They have less issues than people.'

'You wanna know what you get, in our experience, when you tell the world the truth? A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.'

'If there's a fifty/fifty chance that something will go wrong, nine times out of ten it will.'

'I reject your reality and substitute my own.'

'Don't think there are no crocodiles just because the water is calm.'

'Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid.'

'Cuz I'm so tired of actin tough and I'm gonna do what I please.'

Don't frown, even when your sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

"I can promise you two things. One, I will always look this good and two, I'll never give up on you."

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

If God intended for man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

No ones perfect… well there was this one Guy but we killed him

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT EDWARD CULLEN

Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world.

Fear is a good thing; it means you're paying attention.

Blind terror can easily pass as courage in a fight.

Never look back, never regret, never remember the people you've met, never begin and never end, never say never when it comes to a friend.

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it...

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

If I won't be myself, who will?

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

A Gryffindor will jump off a cliff.
A Slytherin will push someone else off.
A Hufflepuff will call in five hundred other Hufflepuffs, & they'll carve a stairway.
And a Ravenclaw will get hold of a magic carpet

I do think rock paper scissors solves everything.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

If you don't want to hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.- Me

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but one right and one left make a light.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

NO TRESPASSING Violators will be shot; Survivors will be shot again

I thought I was stupid, before I met you

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' They are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

You're intoxicated by my very presence

I ran with scissors, and lived!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...(I thought I was dead)

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

A day without sunshine is...night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like fire.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I have the cape I make the whoosh noises.

When i walk past an automatic door and it opens for me, i worry that if i dont go through it, i might hurt its feelings

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. How do you feel now?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

there are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no stinking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh hell, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, dumb-butt!

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or account on .

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On a fireplace lighter.

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." (but not normal mice)-- On a box of rat poison.

"For a limited time only." -- From a Rally’s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.

"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.Murphy's laws:

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I'm a strong girl; i keep my problems behind me even with tears streaming down my face i still manage to say "i'm fine"

It's hard to watch people change right in front of you. But the worst part is remembering who they used to be...

In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.

Life doesn't give you the people you want, it gives you the people you need. To help you, to hurt you, to love you, to leave you, & to make you into the person you were meant to be.

Sometimes you just have to jump off the bridge and hope you learn how to fly on the way down.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.’

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

The spontaneous rally will began at 1:45

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

I’ve stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

How come you never see the news story Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobia - Fear of long words.

I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck.

ERROR: Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried nailing Jello to a tree

According to a recent survey, 3/4 of people makes up 75 of the population.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

Anyone who uses the phrase easy as taking candy from a baby has never tried taking candy from a baby.

I gave up junk food. It was the worst 10 minutes of my life.

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

It matters not whether you win or lose- what matters is whether I win or lose.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.

If you have any problem with this profile, write it on the back of a 20 bill and send it to me.

I’m not a geek – I’m a level 12 paladin!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If victory is too high to climb, take the elevator.

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.

Evening news is where they begin with Good Evening and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later

sometimes when im alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if im wrong then no one heard but if im right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization

TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ... AMEN!"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile!

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt at it. If you're a girl who can kick a boy's butt at anything, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: ObsessionVixen, Nix-the-Neko, Ratt9, Melanie Swirls, Mellofangirl

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

Gay Marriage: Epic Sarcasm is dripping off each word all through this

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.

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If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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f you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

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Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.

you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,Rena, Melanie, Mellofangirl

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (I dont think theres ever been a time when I wasnt obsessed with something, currently its death note)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. 8D

If you have ever said something that is nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are wondering where this 'If you have ever' stuff came from, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like annoying people just for the hell of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!

If your favorite character always dies, post this on your proflie! (Always! Authors can be such jerks sometimes :()

If you hear the characters voices in your head, post this on your profile! (I don't! Shut up Mello!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: ChIbIxYaOixLoVeR, AxelKanjoVIII, Melanie Swirls, Mellofangirl

Matt and Mello are NOT DEAD.

A report by a fellow DN fan.

After researching the rules of the Death Note once again, I stumbled upon one that could help prove the fact that Matt and Mello did not die on their canon death day. The rule is:

'If writing the same name on more than two Death Notes is completed within 0.06 seconds, it is regarded as simultaneous; the Death Note will not take effect and the individual written will not die.'

as found in How to Use: XV. This is the theory that I formulated:

As Mello's death approaches, Sidoh is watching from the sidelines. He sees the date above Mello's head and realizes that the blond has very little time left. So, as he watches Mello drive the truck to Nagano, Sidoh travels to the human world, takes out his Notebook, and writes Mello's real name down. Sidoh is doing this because since Mello has at one point owned his Death Note, Mello can be considered as an owner of the Death Note. Since another rule states that the only god of death that can kill the owner of the Notebook is the one who gave their Notebook up in the first place, Sidoh thinks that it's his responsibility to end Mello's life(as Ryuk does to Light later on in the book).

At the same time Sidoh is just finishing writing 'Mihael Keehl,' Takada is also hurrying to write Mello's name in the scrap of the Notebook. The two finish writing the 'l' at exactly the same time, causing the first mentioned rule to take place.

Meanwhile, Mello is fully expecting to be killed by Takada. He becomes confused when it takes longer than it should, then realizes that something must have gone wrong. Excited that he may continue to live, Mello fakes his death, purposely crashing the truck into Nagano. Knowing Light would want to erase any evidence, Mello quickly escapes and manages to get away while the church burns in the distance.

He finds a way to get back to where he the kidnapping had first taken place, following the route that Matt was supposed to take. When he reaches the clearing where Matt's car is at, riddled with bullet holes, he rushes to the redhead. A quick check at the redhead's pulse assures him that Matt is still alive, merely acting as if he had been shot down, whereas he'd actually been wearing a bullet proof vest. The blood stains are from his arms, which were unprotected by the vest and hit by three bullets, since most of the bodyguards had been aiming for his chest. The blood soaks nearly his entire outer vest, making it appear as if he'd been shot in the chest.

Mello picks Matt up and rushes to the nearest hospital where the hacker can be fixed up.

In the safe confines of a new apartment somewhere secluded, the two, both alive, watch as Kira is finally put to an end by Near.

Copy and paste this report to your profile if you KNOW that Matt and Mello are not dead, but living together, finally able to love each other properly without the worry of dying. Well, then again, there's Matt's cigarettes, but...he quit! SO YEAH.

Number 12 of your favorite Death note characters in order of how much you like them (1 being highest)

1. Mello
2. Matt
3. L
4. BB

5. Matsuda
6. Ryuk
7. Watari
8. Light
9. Near
10. Rem
11. Aizawa
12. Misa

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ryuk and Aizawa? No... Does that even exist? I have zero interest in reading that

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

BB, OH YEAH! XD

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Misa got Light pregnant? I could see it the other way around but I can't imagine Light being pregnant... Mostly because he's a guy...

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

About Near? Seriously, who hasn't read a fic about Near?

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Matt and RYUK? No. No on so many levels...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Matsuda/Near or Matsuda/Rem? I'd prefer neither... But I guess I'd have to choose Near just because he's human...

7. What would happen Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Watari walks in on Matt and Misa? I don't even want to think about that...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

L and Rem... Weird...

L still has no proof that Light is Kira but he's sure that Rem knows the truth. But he's going to discover more about the shinigami then he thought.

FAIL.

9. Is there a such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Mello/Light... Probably not... They never even met...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic!

Watari/Misa, not doing that, sorry

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to make love to One?

BB and Mello, I'm sorry but I'm skippin this 1 too

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What friends list...?

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Again... No friends list... But I doubt many people draw Aizawa...

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Matt/BB/Matsuda. No.

15. What might Ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Rem? These questions are getting weirder and weirder... Why did I start this?

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight what song would you choose?

Light. Easy, I would choose Blood on my hands by The Used

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve, what would the warning be?

Mello/Ryuk/Misa WARNING: DO NOT READ!

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Rem to Matt? Are you kidding?

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Matsuda? Well he's in alot of fics but I haven't read one about him

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

Ryuk? I DONT KNOW!

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Aizawa Near, No. End of story.

22. If Three and Seven got together who would be tops?

Eww

23. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Mello and Watari are in a happy relationship until Watari runs off with BB. Mello, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Aizawa and a brief unhappy affair with Misa, then follows the wise advice of Matsuda and finds true love with L.

Hahahahahaha, there are so many things wrong with that! First of all, the wise advice of MATSUDA!? Anybody who knows Matsuda will know that he would be the last one to gave WISE ADVICE. Second, Mello and Watari are a happy couple? Haha, that would never happen, Mello/Aizawa either. And why on earth would Watari run off with a murderer? The only thing that even makes the tiniest bit of sense is Mello/L but I still cannot picture that. Matt is Mello's boyfriend.

The Big Death Note Fan Survey

-Characters

Who is your favourite male character and why?

Mello! I also love Matt too but Mello is number 1 because he fights for what he wants, not to mention, I find everything he does hilarious! Ah, Mello, I love you.

Who is your favourite female character and why?

Umm... Umm... Umm... Misa and Takada are like the only girls... Oh! I pick Wedy!

Who is your favourite Shinigami (God of Death) and why?

Ryuk! He's just awesome! I also like Sidoh cause he's stupid and he helps Mello but I still choose Ryuk.

-Death Note

If you were given the Death Note, would you use it for good or bad?

I would kill my enemies and the death note charecters I dont like. AKA Good. Oh, and I would also become the god of this world by killing Justin Bieber, the entire world would thank me and make me their god (Why didnt Light just do that? It would have saved alot of time!)

Do you believe "Light Yagami" used the Death Note for good or bad?

I believe whatever Mello Matt and L think.

Do you wish the Death Note could really exist?

YES!

Which Death Note looked better, "Light's" or "Misa's"?

Light, I hate everything about Misa, thats including her Death Note

Are you for or against Kira and why?

If he hadnt killed L I would be for him.

-Shinigami

How did you feel when "Gelus" sacrificed his own life to save Misa?

Awwh, I love Gelus. Poor guy, he died for a complete idiot who gave away three quarters of her life after that anyway. Sorry Gelus but doing that was stupid.

Would you trade half of your remaining lifespan for the Shinigami Eyes?

Nope. I'd just tell Misa that Light asked me to use hers.

What would you do if you saw a Shinigami, would you be scared or stay calm?

I don't know. I'd like to think I'd stay calm but considering the fact I start screaming when I'm about to die in a video game... I'd probably freak out...

Have you watched the Death Note Anime and Movies?

Yup. First I read the books, then watched the anime on youtube and then took out all the movies from the library.

What did you enjoy the most, the Anime, Books or Movies?

I preferred the books, I loved the anime and I started throwing things when I saw the movie. They took out the best charecters and gave their most famous lines to L andc Light!

Have you read all 13 books of Death Note including the Novel?

yes

Do you think they found the right Japanese actors/actresses for the movies to portray the Death Note Characters?

The characters don't really look right but whatever, they did a pretty good job (L being the exception, he looks pretty good)

Who is your favourite Japanese actor/actress in the Death Note movie

L's actor

Who do you think is the most Intelligent, "Light" or "L"?

L is the smartest!

The funniest character?

L or Matsuda! L!

The most well dressed character?

Mello and Matt! Aw ya! Leather and stripes and goggles!

The best in the Kira Investigation Team?

Matsuda! Just kidding! L!

The worst character?

Takada, she's the reason that Mello and Matt died basically. (Stolen from someone elses profile sorry but I agree 100%) (This is a copy of a copy but I agree too)

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, TTHPfan, BoredGOTH,RavenEvanscence, sasu haku gaara 15, melanie Swirls, Mellofangirl

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

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92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh their asses off.

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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Mihael (I'm using Mello)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME- First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Mihhizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME - Favorite color and favorite animal: Red red panda (Maybe I'll change that to kitten...)

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME- 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink - Black Sprite (That sounds kinda cool)

5. YOUR ARAB NAME- 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Iel????

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME- Mothers and father's middle name: Mello

7. YOUR GOTH NAME - Black and the name of one your pets: Black Matt

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME - Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Razzberry Explosion (That sounds like a candy flavor XD)

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME - Any color and a pirate accessory: Orange Parrot

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME - Your middle name and street you live on: ??

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Keemi

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Chocolate chocolate

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If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had to ask your best friend your OWN Phone/Cell Number to tell another Friend paste this in your profile

If you've ever walked around out anywhere and started talking to yourself thus receiving strange looks from people paste this in your profile.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

f you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Japan so IT IS MINE!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

I'm bored...If you're bored post this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part when it wasn't funny put this in your profile.

I you have ever zoned out for 5 minutes copy this into your profile.

If you have your own world, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, Please, by all means copy this into your profile.

If you can't keep track of what you have and have not copied and pasted onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (L)

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

-90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10% yelling JUMP!!!!

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and I thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Don't hit kids... No. Seriously, they have guns now.

-War does not determine who is right...war determines who is left

-Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is free.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open you library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...and a lot of songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Why should I be sad by Britney Spears

Waking Up: All I want by The Offspring

First Day At School: Another Postcard by The Barenaked Ladies

Falling In Love: Cherish by Madonna

Fight Song: Pusher by Nickelback

Breaking Up: Borderline by Madonna (I never realised how much bad music I have on here)

Prom night: Burn it to the ground by Nickelback (Awesome song but I could only imagine this working if my prom is like the one from Carrie)

Life: Bad Medicine by Die Mannequin

Mental Breakdown: (Hahahahahaha) Happy boys and girls by Aqua

Driving: Raining in Baltimore by Counting Crows

Flashback: Hit that by The Offspring (Better for driving)

Getting back together: Stupid girls by Pink (Again, Hahahahahaha)

Wedding: Someday by Nickelback (Sounds like I'm gonna have a bad love life, this one seems more about divorce "I wish you'd unclench your fist and unpack your suitcase" I see I'll be happily married...)

Another Random Song Thingy

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.

5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Whoomp! (Interesting...)

. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Leader of men (That I am!)

3. Your teacher is...

Hello (Random...)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Know your enemy (Yup, that's what we're learning in science)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?

Earth song (...)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Everything had changed (No comment)

7. How do you feel right now?

I will be there

8. What's on your bedside table right now?

Don't lie (Okay, I won't... It's a clock)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Who knew (Not me)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

18 wheeler (Oh yeah!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Sorry

12. If you had to write a FanFic right now, what would it be called?

Hallelujah

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

Breathe

14. Your life's theme song?

Track 7 (AKA: Shut up, thats nice...)

15. How would you describe what you are doing at this moment?

Pretty fly for a white guy (???)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Not leavin yet (So, my last words will be that I'm not leaving? That doesnt make sense)

17. Your motto is...

Jupiter (Yes)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

Whats simple is true (...)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

Unfinished

20. Any last words?

The beat goes on

Sorry that was so long. I was really bored.

Best. Quote. Ever.

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" -Light Yagami

Also, has anyone else noticed that Light Yagami is a gay thgil?

Yup, that's it. Okay, see you later! :D