"You…You actually kept it after all this time?" Lovino's face burned a bright crimson. "N-No! Don't get any ideas you jerk! I didn't purposely keep it, I just…happened to not lose it after all this time!" In which Romano 'happens' to not lose the gift Spain had given him after so many centuries. After all, there's no way he'd keep it on purpose... Eventual Spamano, SLASH!

After the transmutation that dooms his brother to a life as a living doll and rips away two of his limbs, William Elric joins the military to find what he needs. But between the mysterious homunculi, his sultry, sarcastic commanding officer Solaris and nasty comments on his miniskirts, Will might find his journey tougher than he bargained for. Continued at Dog of the Empire!

The Magician is a super villain that seeks to go back to his former glory days. Instead of getting what he wants though, he finds himself dragged into problems that he, in one way or the other, created during his former glory days. Perhaps being a villain isn't so much fun after all... Super hero/villain AU. (Other than FrancexJeanne, no official pairings)

They killed her. They killed Mouri Ran. High school detective Edogawa Conan grew up cold, ruthless, and brilliant as ever. With his help, police took down the biggest crime syndicate in Japan. In the ashes, they found a child that bore too much resemblance to a girl that should have died ten years ago. The truth must come out. But at what cost? [ShinRan, T for violence/language]

Vanitas never had any reason to be loyal to Xehanort. Had he realized this fact the day he was created, maybe his life would have taken a different path entirely? / An Alternate Timeline in which Vanitas betrays Xehanort and is taken into custody by Eraqus. Will cover the entire time-span of Birth by Sleep. No Pairings.

England is worried about France. He hasn't heard from the nation in a long time so he goes to check on him but he never expected to find this.

Bill Cipher never cared for the duties of being a demon. Torture, stealing souls, et cetera. Unfortunately, his slacking catches up to him one day, and he must put out a certain someone's light before this time next year, or he faces eternal torture himself. But the difficulty's been set to the max when his Boss adds a new obstacle: He's now human. T for heavy-ish themes later on.

A tale of hormones, sleepless nights, and overdue debts. When 19-year-old Dipper and Mabel Pines move back into the Mystery Shack after their Grunkle retires, the return of Bill Cipher threatens to upset the peace of the town. That is, until he makes a peculiar request.

Kaitou Kid and Shinichi Kudo were rivals who enjoyed the thrill of the hunt, but that all changes when they become the ones hunted. Join the shrunken duo as they race to find a cure and take down a criminal organization once and for all.

Hakuba had secrets. Chikage wanted answers. The fallout leaves Kaito in need of help...the kind he can only get from critics. Wasn't Hakuba supposed to be the one doing the chasing? [Nearly complete, but on hiatus due to author health issues.] [Sequel to Riddle in Reverse; please read that first!]

A collection of oneshots taking place in an alternate universe where many of the characters have to deal with some sort of disability.

It was a perfectly normal heist...except for the gem turning into a baby. That was a bit weird, but when you go to school with a homicidal witch or just recovered from being shrunken by a mysterious poison, you start to take these things in stride. Kaishin. For Shana-Fujioka, in response to her prompt. Complete.

Arthur Kirkland the author has grown sick of his most famous character: Francis Bonnefoy. It seems with each new installment of Arthur's best-selling series starring Francis, the public only clamors for more-and they're dying to read the next book! Which is great, because Arthur just finished it by killing off the beloved Francis… but then who should show up but Francis himself!

Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.

When Britain tries to punish America rudeness, he accidentally turns him back into a child. With no memory of Britain leaving him or the Revolutionary War, America and Britain rekindle their relationship as brothers. All seems well for the two, but the other countries start to worry about this unnatural relationship and whether it is right. Chibi!America/Child!America.

"Slap my rump one more time, Frog, And I will bloody kill you." Over the years, Francis and Arthur have developed the habit of writing each other poems to express their feelings towards one another. This is a collection of those poems, from start to finish.

hey, if you're feeling down and in need of a laugh, read this trash!11! badly written crack is all you need in life, trust me! contains badass japan, fangirl germany, and kinky canada. APH JESUS GUARANTEED.

After a night of drunken sex, Romano ends up pregnant with twins and Spain doesn't remember. Scared, Romano goes into hiding. After learning that Spain wasn't affected by his disappearance, he decides to become human once the children are born, and only a select few nations would remember. Years later, Spain meets a single father by the name of Lovino Vargas. *DISCONTINUED*

Three hundred years ago, a phantom thief was known all over japan, either they loved or despised him. However, one night, he suddenly disappeared, along with two famous detectives. Three hundred years later, Kudou Shinichi, suddenly found three unwanted visitors in his house.

There is something about Hakuba Saguru that few know about. He's a father to a daughter named Annabeth. When attempts are made on both his life and his daughter's, Saguru has to trust his friends and co-workers with his daughter even if it is against his family's wishes for the true nature of their relationship to come to light. NOT A MPREG!

Arthur and Oliver are tired of being insulted and hated by everybody. When one of them had enough and takes a drastic action, the two end up meeting each other in a parallel universe. As they figure out how to return to their own worlds, will Arthur and Oliver learn to cope up with their insecurities and find comfort in each other before their sanity snaps?

An AU to Sock Opera where Bill asks Dipper for something else. Rating may go up.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

With the passing of Advisor Suzuki Jirokichi, Lupin (the dog) was left alone, depressed and on a one-way street to being put to sleep. Thank goodness there's a kind-hearted detective and a soft-hearted phantom thief to the rescue. For Poirot Café's themed contest #25: Space. Beta'd by the awesome Semi-Retired Writer! One-shot (implied established kaishin if you squint)

What if Shinichi hadn't made it to Agasa's, and therefore, not been taken in by the Mouri's? What if his injuries were more realistic? Hurt, alone, and gadget-less, how will Shinichi fight the BO? Ch 3: Tokyo's First Zombie

Watari has forced L, Light, and Matsuda to go to an amusement park sponsored by Wammy House. Mostly because L needs to get out more and snack less. However, their day at the amusement park does NOT go as planned. Light cuts in front of the wrong person in line, L gets into an eating contest, and Matsuda finds a rabid raccoon. And another trio joins in the fray too, making it worse.

Hakuba calls in his favour from KID. It's not what KID thinks it is. /Slow burn.

A thief treads into the Kudou Mansion at ungodly hours, and is in for a heart-stopping surprise. [KaiShin]

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

Between the intrigue, conflict, and war, even nations need to have a little bit of fun. It turns out that many nations actually enjoy game play in their spare time. This week's game-Ring Around The Roses...New Zealand was perfectly content to sing the childhood rhyme. That was of course until Ireland set the Commonwealth countries on what the rhyme really meant.

Everyone knew that Norway often choked Denmark with his tie, but no one had anticipated such disastrous consequences... Hints of DenNor.

Shinichi grows facial hair. No one likes it. Commence operation "Get rid of Shinichi Kudo's moustache." Written for Poirot Café's Prompt Exchange #4. (ONE-SHOT)

A detective offers a riddle and a thief chases clues. Who, exactly, is Hakuba Saguru?

Once Aoko started thinking Kid might be gay, she couldn't stop thinking about it. If that wasn't enough, at some point those thoughts started including Hakuba and Kid started having Kaito's face. Thankfully, Akako is someone Aoko can talk to these things about.

Kid is disguised as a woman and decides it would be fun to see how Saguru reacts to being flirted with. Saguru decides to play along.

Shinichi and Kaito each try to put their shattered lives back together in the Organization aftermath, but, on their own, they flounder. Silence and loneliness reign. Only by leaning on one another can they regain balance. Pre-KaiShin.

Tadashi and the rest of BH6 was caught in a high speed chase with The Fujitas when they find out that they stole an important invention from Krei Tech. They retrieved the invention only to find out that it's not a piece of technology at all but a young boy named Hiro. Technopath!Hiro Alive!Tadashi. A few scene from the movie.

Hakuba Saguru loves Kuroba Kaito. Kudo Shinichi is in love with Kaitou KID. Not everybody gets a happy ending. /HakuKai, for Appiruzu/

AU, tales place after Weirdmageddon. The battle is over but there is something a certain Lil Gideon needs to do. If he makes amends, can he and Mabel still be friends? One-shot rated K

Alphonse realizes something when he and Colonel Roy Mustang stay with Ed at the hospital. (And maybe something of what a father is too.) -oneshot, parental!roy

Everything is perfect for Hakuba Saguru. He's got the grades, the acceptance, the respect, and maybe even the future boyfriend he's always wanted. Until Kudo Shinichi comes back and takes it all away. Can Saguru save face and win both his prestige and Kaito back from Shinichi? HK and KS love triangle.

After the tragic death of their grandfather, orphaned brothers Lovino and Feliciano Vargas make a name for themselves in 16th century Spain as the country's most wanted con men. After cheating in a game of dice, they win a map to El Dorado. Their stumble with the law lands them in the brig of a ship headed towards the new world where they find the lost city of gold. Human AU

On a whim, Bill Cipher takes a short break and returns to Gravity Falls with the young Harry Potter under his arm. Ten years later, Harry arrives at Hogwarts with a love of physical pain, a stash of severed heads, and dexterity in demon magic. Inexplicably Human!Bill sometimes but not always. INCONSISTENT UPDATES.

All Tadashi wanted to do was go home. Being snowed in at the airport was not the plan. Still the cute guy he was sitting next to might make it worth it. How do you fall in love with someone in four days? Hidashi (Not-Brothers!AU)

The task force is annoyed, Kid wants to play, and Hakuba wishes they would all shut up. Collaboration with LadyTale.

Kaito and Shinichi in the middle of a car chase... when they run out of gas. Written for Poirot Café's Prompt Exchange #2.

Dipper loans Ford his video camera, forgetting to clear the memory card beforehand. (Or: Ford watches and reacts to the shorts that aired between seasons, the Stan Wrong Song, and the clip that Stan filmed during Sock Opera.) Post-A Tale of Two Stans, pre-Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons. SPOILERS! Disclaimers inside. Ford-centric. CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION.

It's a fic about Kaito Kid being totally wasted and still kicking the police's butt somehow. Enjoy…? (Re-uploaded from tumblr) [KaiShin Fluff]

Dyslexia - it's not something that is well-known or acknowledged in the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy has it and usually conceals the truth well...until he fails a pop-quiz in Charms. Forced to be tutored by the top student in class, Hermione Granger, the most unlikely friendship slowly forms between them - for a brief period, that is. [Canon compliant, before the first Halloween]

When brothers Hiro and Tadashi Hamada are accidentally separated, Tadashi, despite his extensive searching, is unable to reunite with Hiro. 10 years later, a 14-year-old boy with no memories of his past sets out with one goal in mind: to find the family that he's never known. Based loosely on the song Journey to the Past and some plot points from the movie Anastasia.

Kaito has to take his (drunk) crush Kudo Shinichi home, and he will learn that the detective is the talkative type of drunk. KaiShin, One-Shot.

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

Dipper and Mabel Pines were born twins, separated at birth, Mabel staying with her birth parents and Dipper sent to live with his great-uncle in Gravity Falls, Oregon. After accidentally meeting for the first time, the twins take time to warm up to each other, whist Dipper inspects a family friend's ulterior motives.

"Neal could hardly believe what he was watching. If this is a kidnapping, who kidnaps a child? Neal was drawn from his thoughts when he thought he heard the word "Burke," uttered between the men. Please, God, don't let this be Peter Burke's kid, he thought." -Pre-series AU where the Burkes have their son before Neal works for the FBI

When Roy and a few of the others were invited over for Thanksgiving dinner at the Elric house, the last thing the man expected was to hear that somebody was going to be a father. Or two somebodies, if what everyone around him was saying was truth. (Holiday one-shot)

Bill Cipher makes a deal with Time Baby; he has seven days to make someone fall in love with him, or he will be obliterated. So he decides to try his luck with the only person he thinks he'll have a chance with: Mabel Pines, his "Shooting Star". Will he be successful, or will is own feelings eventually get in the way?

One day at a time, Stanley learns how to live in his brother's house.

Written for Poirot Cafe's Super Short Competition #5: Observation. Saguru observes, but doesn't see, something that KID knows all too well. Because sometimes it doesn't take a genius deduction, but rather a bit of common sense. /pre-HakuKai/

When one of Wendy's teachers purposely humilates her, she decides to even the score by breaking into school for a revenge prank. However, the redhead learns that she might have bitten off more than she could chew. Can Dipper help her out of this mess before its too late? Thanks to deadSNESproject88 for the cover artwork. Original prompt created by LA. Thanks again for any rev/favs

The threat of the Dark Lord looms greater than ever, and Sirius decides his brother will remain safe and unbranded, whether he wants it or not. Rating is for language and some violence later on and brief insinuations of sexual content. Nothing too outrageous. /COMPLETE

After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.

In which Shinichi is a reluctant jewel thief trying to avenge his father and Kaito is the most flamboyant homicide detective ever. /ShinKai & KaiShin, rolereversal!au, oneshot, complete/

Dipper should never have come here. He should never have risked an evening trip to a mysterious cave and thought he could get away with it unharmed. He was putting the both of them in danger - all for some dumb obsession with a journal. (cover image belongs to CherryVioletS)

After 12 years on the run, Stan Pines makes his way to the sleepy town of Gravity Falls in the hopes of living a somewhat decent life. What he does not expect is for a mute hillbilly to almost get hit by his car and a half-mad scientist to try swinging an axe at his head. (Rated T for swearing and possible violence and gore)

The day Stan was kicked out was not the last time Filbrick Pines heard from his son.

Ever wondered if Stanley almost called Stanford more then once? A little drabble/insight into that possibility. Disclaimer inside. Spoilers for 'A Tale of Two Stans.'

A short one-shot from Grunkle Stan's POV. It takes place right after the events of The Last Mabelcorn.

When the Warners interfere with Pinky and the Brain's newest plan for world domination, they are transported to the town of Gravity Falls, Oregon. With Mabel having a crush on Yakko and Gideon joining forces with Pinky and the Brain, Gravity Falls is about to get zany!

More Stan Twins brother fluff from me. Having six sensitive appendages on your hand can be a real disadvantage when you've got a nasty case of absent-minded-professor syndrome. Good thing Stanford's twin is there to look after him...

Stuck permanently as Conan with Ran moving on, Shinichi gradually starts to lose hope. As he contemplates ending it all, Kid is there to catch him as he falls and provide some comfort and support over ice cream and a fireworks display.

Kaito starts a game of footsie during a study date. From there, things...degenerate. [Kaito/Aoko/Akako/Saguru, fourway foreplay]

Conan Edogawa is thought by some to be a death magnet but is there a reason for that? And why does he always have a notebook with him? When someone looks too closely will Conan keep his secret, or will he be forced to add another name to his Death Note?

If you ask Tadashi, he would tell you that he and Fred met in the library. If you ask Fred, he would agree… except, Fred would tell you that was their /second/ meeting. Their first one was a little more memorable. (How Tadashi met the Nerd Crew)

Hiro screamed at the top of his lungs. He rolled onto his stomach and began slapping the wood floors with his hands. Cass pinched the bridge of her nose. No one could throw a tantrum like Hiro Hamada. All of this started when Tadashi stated a harsh fact: Hiro didn't need his pacifier anymore.

Daddy-Dashi AU. When his parents die in an accident, Tadashi finds himself thrown into parenthood, now having to raise his little brother. How will this young adult fair in a field he's not used to? Poorly. Rated K for fluffy moments and humorous antics.

MaBill short. Mabel decides to steal Bill's hat, and it doesn't end well. Drabble.

What happens when Mabel Pines finds stray kittens on the side of the street? She brings them home, of course! Serious Pine Twins fluff bc I'm sure tomorrow's episode will kill us all, and we'll need some happiness. Oneshot

Things appear to be alright after Stanley protects his twin brother from the local bullies. However, a nighttime conversation later reveals more is on Stanford's mind than Stanley originally thought.

While the nerds at SFIT clash on several things, one thing they can all agree on: Tadashi Hamada has an annoying habit of excessively praising his younger brother. (Or: Tadashi struggles to convince everyone that Hiro is a complete and utter genius, and no one believes him.)(If you like Mean Girl quotes and Chuck Norris jokes, this story is for you.)

Hamadas for generations would hear the tale of the time Hiro turned into a complete fool after getting his wisdom teeth out.

Mabel doesn't get any sleep that night. Stan wishes he didn't, either. [Set right after AToTS]

After Gideon is imprisoned, he devises a plan that will turn Bill Cipher into a human and cause him to lose his memories. How will Bill react to his new form, as well as some unexpected help from the Pines family? [Rated T to be safe. SPOILERS!] (Possible MaBill later on)

A bunch of random excerpts from our favorite character's text history. An array of pairings, character ages, really, everything changes from one to another. For some reason though, a lot of Billdip. Rated teen, just in case. Taking requests.

13 year old Soos wants nothing more than to forget that it's his birthday. Good thing his boss hates birthdays just as much.

(SPOILERS FOR A TALE OF TWO STANS!) AU. When Stanley got kicked out by his father, what if he had gotten into a serious car accident afterwards? Rated T for swearing and because I'm crazy.

Three years ago, Mathias disappeared on Christmas Eve - leaving Lukas and his friends behind. Every year, Lukas hopes that the Dane will come back. Three years ago, Mathias was taken. Every year, Mathias wishes that one day he will be able to come back. DenNor. Now a six-shot.

In canon, Matthew was raised by Francis and Arthur, but didn't turn out too much like either on the surface. What if he'd taken after his founding Nations just a bit more?

Where Kaito drags Hakuba off for dinner. Hakuba doesn't know why everyone thinks this is a date. But he's used to insanity when around Kaito, so he just rolls with it. Inspired by Nayru-chan's "4 Idiots In A Closet"

Gilbert, Francis, and Antonio are far from your ordinary robbers. They like to plan everything in a well-thought out manner, and get out with as much money as they can carry. After another successful robbery, they've decided it's time to step it up, and plan on robbing from the Big Guy himself, the President of the USA. But with more than just cops chasing them, will they succeed?

An otherwise routine day working as a wildlife vet is interrupted by the arrival of the most unusual wolf captured by a poacher's trap. The oddities of the whole scenario just don't add up, especially when more and more odd occurrences start happening around the building, and Alfred's determined to get to the bottom of things. [1pAme2pCan, Supernatural/Human AU, Were!Alex]

People say that Charlie Weasley will never find a girl he loves more than his dragons. Technically, they were right. Upon giving Lukas Bondevik a tour around the reserve, something beautiful blooms between them. But is Lukas hiding a secret? And what will his family think when they find out about them? Norway x Charlie. Nation personifications exist. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Mabel decides that Dipper needs to find somebody. This attracts the attention of a certain demon, and although he finds it amusing at first, things change.

Ever think of when that tree almost crushed the twins? Or when Dipper almost got squashed by the booby trap in the bunker? Well this is where my sinister and gory mind put those on paper. Read all the 'what dark ending could have happened' to every GF episode! Requests/Ideas are taken so feel free to leave them in the comments! :3

Rapist. Pervert. Pedophile. Words Arthur used to use far too often. But now he's starting to understand the true effect of such insults on Francis' pride. FrUk angsty fluff, a little PruAus in the middle. This fic is getting a massive extension, so stay tuned for more!

Little archangel Gabriel was bored. So he invented a new animal that made everyone in Heaven worried..

Kid takes the wrong back alley and Snake finally gets him. What will the man and his men do to get at the thief that has eluded and humiliated them for so long? What price will their actions have? M for Violence.

Tadashi is now 27 years old; graduated and a successful working man who feels that he is missing something. When he gets the approval to adopt a child he meets Hiro, a smart 3 year old who forms a connection with him. From there, Tadashi brings him home only to find the real struggle: how to ask for help and how to get Hiro to understand his nightmare is over...or is it?

In which Shinichi forgets his umbrella on a rainy night after a heist, and Kid is unexpectedly(?) a gentleman. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/

When Prince Feliciano goes missing, it is up to a poor servant boy Romano to step in to take his place and thwart an evil plan to take over the kingdom. However, falling in love was something neither one anticipated. Based off of the Princess and the Pauper.

Some of the most terrifying words in existence: "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Hiro Takachiho was trouble and he knew it. Tadashi and Hiro are heirs to companies that monopolise markets on an international scale, competitive by name, competitive by nature. They've met before, many times, but this evening is just going to bring out a history neither would like to remember and scars that should have just stayed hidden... Non related AU and an aged up Hiro

Three days after he gets his body back, Shinichi finds himself kidnapped and locked in a room. With Kid. If that isn't proof that the universe hates him, nothing is. /KaiShin & ShinKai, oneshot, complete/

Stan meets the twins for the first time when they're a few weeks old and he does the unexpected. [Written before Tale of Two Stans]

After being plagued by a certain demon,Dipper is really living by the "Trust No One" advice in his journal, due to lack of sleep. When a young boy suddenly shows up in Gravity Falls,with no parents or relatives in the town. Suspicions stalks Dipper Pines as he tries find out the mysteries of the newcomer.WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS There are NO OC's/ships.Warning dark themes!

Set back in the 80's, Fiddleford meets Stanford and already proves himself to be a challenge for Ford to pick on. Namely because, Fiddleford's grown up hearing every joke in the book being made about him. Drabbles-y one-shot rated for foul language. Mystery Trio Au

"I have small boobs," Tadashi says sadly, and Hiro chokes on the milkshake he's drinking. "I needed to get pushup bras." (Or, that time Tadashi turns into a girl, Hiro wants to run away from home, Honey Lemon has a thesis to write, Wasabi freaks out, Fred doesn't, and Gogo just really, really needs a break from it all.)

It's been almost a year since England had last smiled. It had been almost a year since he'd laughed. It had been almost been a year since he'd been interested in living. It had been almost a year since America had died. Implied USUK. Slight Gerita, Spamamo, and others

Hakuba receives eight roses, varying in color. He doesn't know what they mean, until he does. And he has a reply for his secret admirer. /HakuKai, slight AoAka/

In which Tadashi isn't so great with kids and his boss' nephew holds his job in his tiny, four year old hands. (Or alternatively, the babysitter-AU that literally no one asked for). Not Related AU. Scenes in the Life of Tadashi (each chapter is complete, but related to previous chapters).

Conan asks Kaito to take care of a puppy for him until Ayumi's birthday, but somehow Hakuba gets saddled with all the work. Sherlock is a dopey puppy who eats Shakespeare, isn't potty trained, and may or may not secretly be a criminal mastermind. Can he find a place in the Hakubas' hearts, and what will happen when it's time for him to leave?

She told me to write about it. It was therapeutic to put my experiences into words. It helped me process and overcome what had happened. She told me to share it. I was terrified. The feelings in my story were so personal, private. It was like baring my soul. But that was how I healed. And how I really met Kuroba.

FrUK, Rock Star Au. Four years after losing his fame, Arthur returned to England, an attempt at getting his life back on track. Unpacking his boxes, he stumbles upon his old box of unread fanmail. He soon finds a string of fanmail written by the same person, named Francis, that stand out out to him for some reason. Not knowing why or what this would lead to, he finally wrote back.

Pottertalia DenNor oneshot. Mathias walks into the Great Hall to find himself in the centre of everyone's attention.

In which Hakuba visits the Kuroba household after the Nightmare heist and discovers something he never wanted to see. For Poirot Cafe's Themed Competition #6: Help

Tadashi is in love with Hiro and Hiro loves cats. nonrelated!AU COMPLETE.

In which Tadashi is a dog and Hiro a cat who has abandonment issues. (Hidashi, AU) COMPLETE

Kaito is Beika's resident superhero, and Shinichi is a CEO's son who gets kidnapped roughly once a week. /KaiShin & ShinKai, oneshot, complete/

The author has difficulties adjusting to all the changes of modern day Gravity Falls. Ranging from a fat baby-man taking over his room, to Stan utterly destroying his car. And why are all the prices on everything so high? And what happened to his vodka? He specifically told Stan to keep it safe! The future is wild to say the least, and the author's not so sure if he likes it.

In a world where people are born with a sentence from their soulmate on their wrist, people wait their whole lives to meet their soulmate. But one day, a boy is born with a blank wrist. And this wordless boy's name is Ludwig Beilschmidt.

"I'm going to enter Tadashi into a male modeling contest." The phone went silent again before Honey Lemon said, "You probably don't want to hear this about your brother, Hiro, but Tadashi would win that hands down."

Running from the orphanage, Hiro took to the bot-fight-infested streets, first as a player and then as a dealer. Getting off the streets was just a matter of money and reaching adulthood - or so he thought. Technopath!Hiro, Alive!Tadashi, Not-Brothers!AU.

Five years later, Dipper remains the same nerd we all know and love. Well, mostly the same. tw: body horror, implied rape

"My child killed himself!" Francis tries to throw the words at him, tries to deny their meaning by using them as a weapon, but he trips over the syllables and they come out sounding like a confession instead. FrUk

Wendy attempts to escape from the monster her best friend has become. Sort of a Depravity Falls fic. Rated M for gore, and disturbing themes. I do not own Gravity Falls or the cover image. (Has been updated! Fiiiinally! :D )

It's Harry's fifth year and there's a few changes at Hogwarts. Besides the Ministry witch, there's a strange new professor and four odd first year. Chaos ensues as Italy, England, Germany, Canada, and America set out to protect Harry. Can the keep their cover without Umbridge finding out? Rated T because it's Hetalia. P.S. 2Ps occasionally appear. Warning, complete crack fic.

In which Mathias is oblivious and Lukas is confronted with some things he'd rather not think about.

In front of him was a grave. A grave of a person he had known for centuries, a grave that he never thought in his wildest dreams that he would stand in front of. A grave that wasn't meant to be there.

England needs help. Harry Potter has been lucky so far, but the Boy Who Lived is going into his third year, and threats loom on the horizon. Watch as the Golden Trio gets help from a shy Canadian, a reluctant American, and an odd Englishman. Takes place in the third year, rated T. NO ROMANCE!

When the Magic Trio mess up a spell, Alistair decides he's had enough. He de-ages them and sends them to Hogwarts to help them get better control over their magic - and even takes a job himself as the sexy new History of Magic professor. But there's more to this than just magic, Arthur knows. The Ministry thinks it can control his school, does it? Ha! Look out Umbridge!

No matter how Star looked at it, this was all her fault. Star/Vampire Marco

Tadashi, to Hiro's dismay, has developed a rather sickening humour when it comes to fire after the SFIT incident. He finds every lyric, song, pun, etc, relate to fire utterly hilarious. Tadashi is dedicated to spark a laugh from his brother no matter what the cost... Even if it involves singing his heart out in the middle of a restaurant and embarrassing the hell out of Hiro.

Francis is unaware that Arthur knows French and ends up saying some pretty cute stuff. idek. fruk. oneshot. human names used.

One day, Arthur sees a Persian cat on the street. The next day, he sees a poster of a missing Persian cat. AU

When the twins get busted by local law, a friend of theirs helps out by getting a little bit creative.

Part Two of the Morning of July 5th saga. England gets drunk, Russia sings karaoke, and America faces imminent death by cargo train.

Canada is sick at a world meeting, and the only one that notices is Norway, who can't help but think that the Canadian looks familiar. So he takes care of the sick Canadian and discovers something he thought impossible.

America acts like a normal, mature person for the first conference day, and it may have something to do with the ring on his finger. One-shot.

Giftfic for Harlecat for 2015 FrUk Gift Exchange - All good moments have to be ruined, but not all ruined moments have to be a bad thing, especially when it involves mistletoe. Pre-relationship!FrUk. ONE SHOT

When Matthew Williams is stabbed to death, the whole city is in shock. Who would kill an innocent nurse? But it soon becomes apparent that Matthew Williams knew secrets about everyone - including gang leaders, drug dealers and assassins. Secrets that people would kill for? Almost definitely.

[Not completely a crack fic] England goes to check on France after he mysteriously disappears for a month...

Saguru is a hot commodity, and Shinichi just can't bring himself to confess. At a heist, Kid starts showing an interest in the blonde detective as well. Will Shinichi bow out in response to Kid's intimidation tactics, or will Kid's rivalry be the catalyst Shinichi needs to finally be honest about his feelings for Saguru?

The days when France and England don't fight are the days something is terribly wrong. France-centric.

Sealand used to be cared for by England. A country at war had found a young toddler with blond hair and blue eyes, and had cared for him. Sealand remembers that time as he reveals the reason why he wants to be a nation.

"Animosity." "Pérdon?" at seeing Arthur's glare, Francis rolled his eyes and gave a little shake of his head, "Pardon?" he changed it to, tone completely sarcastic.

Peter and Raivis, both good friends, took charge in their investigation of finding Santa Clause. However, both stayed up for countless hours and if one slept, the other will. So who would fall asleep, and will they find Santa? SeaLat, Rated T.

Counting down to Christmas. It started off like any other romance story: a meeting by chance, a single table and two chairs. Hiro was running away from ghosts and Tadashi kept chasing after him. Hidashi (Not-brothers!AU)

Alfred and Matthew go to McDonalds for lunch. Why was anyone surprised it ended up as a viral video? Merry Christmas friend, from me to you!

Finland gets drunk at America's Christmas party, and forces everyone to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for Christmas.

Hetalia/Sherlock X-over. No implied pairings. John and Sherlock find a blond American teenager who can't remember everything but there seems to be something strange about him. Previously named "We Are But Bound".

Dipper still hasn't returned from his most recent expedition, and Wendy sets out to find him. WARNING: Gore (By: Monty/Perve)

Depressed and ready to die, Arthur Kirkland travels to Paris in order to visit one last place before he commits suicide - before he can he's 'rescued' by an obnoxious Frenchman, who's convinced he can be saved. Human AU. FrUk, some USUK. Rated T.

After Gil has rough-housed with Virág one too many times, Elizaveta decides its time that Gilbert gets his pet neutered. Nekotalia AU Prussia!Cat/Hungary!Cat

On the night Kaito was going to propose, Aoko breaks up with him instead, just in time for Christmas. Hakuba and Shinichi do everything in their power to get their crush out of his apartment and smiling once again, but can they convince Kaito that not all is lost and that this may just be the start of a new relationship with them?

There's a reason Hattori hasn't accompanied Conan to a Kaitou Kid heist before. The combined bad luck of the two at a Kid heist is unthinkable. One-shot

"You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman! ...Uh-oh."

World Meetings can be rather tedious, so who can blame the nations for playing games in them? Only, some games should have never been taken into the meeting room in the first place... Rated T for some of the nations' potty mouths...and France

Kumajiro may not remember his master's name, but that doesn't mean he doesn't care about him. Besides, how could Kumajiro not care, after having spent centuries with him, and with those pancakes he could make? Pointless fluff. One-shot. Bad title...

France gets England drunk and Arthur makes a deal he may regret later... Rubbish summary, but read it anyway. FRUK! T because of language.

"You're a guy, Antonio, you should like this." In which a student tries to convince him that he doesn't owe anyone anything. [Warning: Mentions of rape, though it is not described explicitly.]

Hiro has a little accident and, of course, it's up to our favorite marshmallowy robot, Baymax, to make things better-much to Hiro's dismay. WARNING: Contains movie spoilers! Read at your own risk!

All the countries have a superpower, but not all of them are the best at using it. Read Author's Note for more information. TAKING REQUESTS, PEOPLE!

Five brothers are on the run... from their father. Follow them as they face modern-day troubles and struggle through social conflicts. Human AU. France, England, Canada, America, and Sealand.

What if Harry Potter ended up on the wrong doorstep? And what if that doorstep happened to be Arthur Kirkland's? The change alters Harry's life for better or for worse. Enemies now are friends and maybe different lives will be lost... And, maybe, the final gesture of worth would be the greatest loss.

Based on a prompt someone sent me on Tumblr a while back. It was originally a question, "What would happen if Stan walked in on Bipper seriously hurting himself", but after I posted an answer, someone asked me to write it out. Rated T for graphic violence in the detail and description of how badly Dipper's injuries are

Hiro decides to take Aunt Cass's car out for a spin to prove he can drive. Tadashi is not amused. Pre-movie

On a group shopping trip, Aoko and the girls enact their brilliant scheme to get Kaito and Hakuba to be friends: leaving the boys behind in the food court to watch their purses for a few hours and thus forcing the two to make conversation. Is this plan going to blow up in their faces, or will it end up working a little too well?

The awesome trio accidentally interrupted a spell of the magic trio, causing the magic trio to turn into women. And they are FURIOUS. Turns out, angry, female versions of the magic trio is the scariest thing in the world.

At the end of the day, both realized how much they truly cared for each other. Even when they argued, they both cared deeply. "I can cook," said Arthur, "I'm British!" Francis scoffed and said, "How is giving people your scones cooking?" Rated T, FrUK.

Canada goes to a world meeting. I was in a bad mood when I wrote it. It doesn't end happy. Possible trigger.

After a fire evacuated the apartment building at 3AM, Arthur has to spend the next few hours sitting next to his boxer-clad, tanned, drop dead gorgeous American neighbor.

Literally just stupid stuff nations say. Rated T for obvious reasons.

Matt made a bet with Allen and now Allen has to play Five nights at Freddy's. But the American is afraid of animatronics. And they're at Oliver's, and he hates the horror genre. What will be the repercussions of this innocent bet? Rated T for language.

While looking for his friend Lars' missing pet rabbit, Alfred accidentally stumbles across a passageway to Wonderland, and ends up catching the eye of the mysterious Cheshire Cat. Now if only he could find his way home... [hinted AmeCan, human AU, Looking Glass AU]

There's a reason Arthur knows about vampires, werewolves, ghosts and the Big foot. All of it can be traced back to one fateful Halloween when he was just a rebellious kid...Human AU. COMPLETE. Happy Halloween!

"Al and Matt's bosses had both been insistent that they not leave their countries ... However, that didn't mean that there wasn't necessarily a workaround." In which Alfred and Matthew exploit a loophole, hang out on Rainbow Bridge, and laugh at pedestrians' antics. A North American brothers drabble inspired by border-crossing shenanigans.

When Canada has to take the time to show his brother how to read a world map the nations soon realize just how similar they are. Not everyone is amused. Based off of the tumblr post.

Have you ever wondered what countries do when they're drunk? Well here are 333 things they do! Based off of "333 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart"

The countries have gotten their greatest wish granted: mortal life. If only for a week, it is a week of bliss... Or so they thought it would be. A crazed man seizes his chance to kill the countries and become the personification of EVERY country in the world.

It's time again for the world conference; solving all of today's problems by talking excessively! And it seems like America has that last part down pat, much to the annoyance of his brother Canada. But what happens when America suddenly gets laryngitis, and has to walk a mile in his brother's shoes? Not what you might think... total crack, rated T for language.

World War 2 reenacted as a bar fight. Prussia and Germany goes to the bar Europa to get some drinks. Prussia quickly gets drunks and picks a fight with Poland. Things escalate quickly as guns are drawn and a full blown bar fight ensues.

"But considering the fact that he was staring at a two-page spread of his face with the words 'Kudou Shinichi – What's His Sexuality' splattered across the middle in size-five-million font, Shinichi thought his reaction was somewhat justified." /ShinKai, oneshot, complete/

The night the Dementors attack Harry and Dudley, Harry unlocks his memorys as London, son of England. Look out Voldy because you have just royaly pissed off the world! Takes place in 5th year. ON A LONG HIATUS

It's the morning of July 5th, and Alfred F. Jones finds himself stranded in the middle of the ocean with nothing but a solitary McDonald's chip for company. Part One of 'The Morning of July 5th Saga': Every time America celebrates his independence, he wakes up the next day in a compromising position after a hilarious turn of events.

Northern Ireland wants to go trick or treating. Both England and Ireland refuse to go and he knows better than to ask Scotland or Wales...so what does the teenager do? He decides to use a spell to turn England and Ireland into a couple of kids, of course! (because they'll totally have to do what he says to then) COMPLETE.

It started with a class trip to the farm and ended with Hakuba and Shinichi buying Kaito five piglets to save the little porkers from becoming breakfast meat. Will Kaito find homes for the pigs before they destroy the Kudo Manor and drive the detectives nuts? And will Kaito ever be able to choose between Shinichi and Saguru, or will the three of them just stay stuck? Beikan Bacon.

Intrigued by the mystery of one Edogawa Conan, Kid decides to, um... stalk him. /requested by Tokyonokuni, slight KidCon & pre-KaiShin, oneshot, complete/

From the moment they first laid eyes on him, they knew they wanted to spend the rest of their lives avoiding him. America and Canada fight to disown Justin Bieber.

What if Conan wasn't a boy, but a girl...? KID knows that Christie Edogawa is different from other children, but just how different? And what does she know about Pandora?

I needed some Wendip because that shit is the cutest thing ever. So here you guys go. I promised myself I wouldn't write anything until after I'd seen all the current episodes, but I just finished season 1 and I can't help myself. Set 6 years after the show.

"You know, Mabel really didn't want her Sock Opera to get ruined like this." Alternate ending to Sock Opera based off of modmad of tumblr's stupid comic that broke my heart the other day

Kuroba Kaito absolutely loves heists, especially ones where Edogawa Conan is involved. Those ones are always the most fun. Except this one. This heist is definitely not fun AT ALL-at least, not for Kaito it isn't. Oneshot.

After Latvia fails to cope with the repeated deaths of his flowers, Russia steps in and proves that he's not so scary after all. (Fail!summary is very fail, and for that I apologize.)

Just a little crack fic cuz I got bored. T for language. Let's see what happens when Canada decides to blackmail his wonderful big brother America. Hope y'all guys like it, and don't forget to check out some of my other stories as well! :p

"You really like Kid, don't you?" "...What?" /requested by Bunnyz-chan & Uxie22, KaiHaku & slight HeiShin, oneshot, complete/

Cameron Hunt was simply working at the new Historical Preservation Museum in San Diego, CA, preparing for the grand opening, when a boisterous, and apparently important, man comes in for an early VIP tour. Two-shot.

Denmark takes (or forces) Norway to go drinking with him. It turns out Norway is a happy drunk. DenNor fluff.

Hakuba Saguru overhears something strange from the small, bespectacled detective and decides to investigate. [Oneshot]

"Kid ships his detectives for the hell of it, and chaos ensues." /requested by MeridianGrimm, SaguShin, oneshot, complete/

The Director at Whammy House has ordered Matt, Near, and Mello to get out of the AC and go CAMPING. And their chaperones are none other than L, Light, and Matsuda. With these dastardly combos, nobody is going to escape being pranked, beaten, or possibly EATEN. Will everyone make out of the forest alive and with their sanity? (Prequel to Pranks & Sweets, but read it anyways).

Alfred has a phobia of Arthur and flames, an aversion that can be traced back to the fateful loss of his first White House in the War of 1812. When he isn't given enough time to prepare for Arthur's surprise visit, what is the poor, flustered American supposed to do about the copious amount of matches and lighters that are still around? UKUS oneshot inspired off of a head canon.

The first time England had thought of 'freedom' had been during Roman occupation. This is the story of Albion's resistance against the hated invaders and his hardships as Britannia of Rome. Like wearing a dress. Warning: High amount of history. England is mistaken for a girl and named 'Britannia' by a very confused Ancient Rome. Slightly dark.

Random headcanons, will contain crack but will also have some serious ones. Warning: Chapters will be extremely short but will gradually get longer. And don't take these headcanons seriously XD

In which Alfred gets drafted during the Vietnam War, and escapes to Canada. There he meets a logger named Matt, who changes his life far more than the prospect of Vietnam.

" 'What are you doing, Matthew.' It was a Saturday, another day at the park, and the odd boy with the bright grin was standing atop the jungle gym again, hands on his hips and looking very proud of himself." Mentions of divorce, warning in advance. Otherwise, read the short author's note at the end of the story.

At five years old, the Pines Twins are bored with their regular toys. So instead, they decided that they're going to make an imaginary friend to play with. So they 'create' Bill and of course, nothing but trouble comes from it. For Mabuhaylyn on tumblr! :)

It wasn't like Edward could ask his father, and he wasn't exactly trying to talk about that with his mother, either, and it was too late then, anyway… so, Edward finally asked Roy Mustang, The Flame Alchemist, the big question. That one, universal question.

The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.

Conan wonders why Ran is being so nice to him. Conan x Ran fluff. Oneshot. Translated from Japanese, so authentic honorifics.

Phantom was a ghost terrorizing Amity Park, but then an encounter with a dying boy leaves him with a mortal form and weakened ghost abilities. Now the ghost-turned-halfa is going to find that who he is can change even if he is dragged kicking and screaming. Dealing with humans is more trouble than it's worth . . . or is it? (AU)

The 2Ps decide to put an end to their 1Ps, once and for all. Except someone beat them to it.

In a bizarre lab accident Artemis creates Ajay, a real living and thinking person who lives inside Artemis' head. When Ajay does take a form, it's an exact replica of Artemis and even Butler can't tell them apart... Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. On hiatus until continuing chapters are written.

L and Mello both own chocolate factories that are the leading candy producers in the WORLD. But with two factories there is always a race for profits...and just plain being the best. The time has come again for the wars and with Matsuda & Light on L's team and Near & Matt on Mello's team, will any factory be left standing after the prank war of the millenia? (Willy Wonka Parody)

If the trauma from his father's death and a few well placed coincidences turned Kaito into something else completely. BlackOrganization!Kid

In which Mabel tries to prove that Bill is an isosceles monster, and not equallateral. "Catch that triangle! " "Ack! Leave me alone, you're crazier than I am!" Possibly by chasing him with a yard stick screaming about finding the area of a triangle.

Human AU. It was a blank, black notebook left on the ground, with no owner. Opal was much too gleeful when she discovered what it did. Artemis and Holly won't let her get away without at least trying to solve her puzzles, but their own uneasy past will complicate matters. And Myles and Beckett are fighting their own war. "The human whose name is written in this notebook shall die!"

"Ash wood, phoenix wing feather, eleven and a half inches. Excellent for transfiguration. Try it." Draco has had strange dreams of white silhouettes, strange circles and and a talking suit of armor. But what does all of that mean, and what does it have to do with Neville Longbottom...?

It was there. Watching. Always watching. A being more supreme than ever conceived before. Yet it sat right there in front of him. Waiting. Watching. It never made a move, yet it he was sure it would if he looked away. So he stared, and it stared right back at him. Bill has an intense experience with a fruit. "Not just any fruit! An evil fruit! Look at it. It's so... Orange!"

5&1. The names that baby girl Watson comes up with for her extended family. Or: how everyone—Watsons, Holmes, and others alike— just learned to give up and embrace their weirdness.

Today was just not Bill Cipher's day. What started out as another ploy for revenge had somehow landed him stuck in the middle of playing tea-party along with a slightly insane Shooting Star, along with her brother, a pig, and a stuffed bear-puppet he swore was out to get him. Wait. Did it just move! Yes, today was most definitely not his day. No pairings, implied Stan Twin theory.

All is quiet in the skyscraper...until Misa barges in with a contract signed by Light saying he will MARRY HER! Panic ensues where L, Light, and Matsuda are whisked into an 'early marriage vacation' with Misa. While on vacation could Light convince L and Matsuda to help him shred the contract? Or be his best men?

The Winchesters find out that angels do not reproduce the same way as humans. Castiel explains that his vessel is not pregnant, his grace is simply splitting to make a new angel. But, even the best laid plans sometimes go awry, especially when Heaven is involved. (Destiel. Sabriel. Asexual reproduction. Mpreg. Better summary and tags inside.)

Human AU. fem!Prussia is a single pregnant woman not looking for love when she bumps into an old high school friend male!Hungary. The two rekindle their friendship and romance blossoms. Deanon from kink meme.

Saguru and Kaito are definitely not attracted to each other. Right. [Oneshot]

In a very weak attempt at evil Doofensmirtz accidentally turns Perry into a teenage boy. Oddly enough Vanessa is intrigued (in a platonic way, I have nothing against you if you ship Perrysmirtz or PerryXVanessa or Candace and Perry it's just not my slice of pie)

Draco is raised by the Grangers as if he's their own son. As he and Hermione go to Hogwart's he's blind to what's to come. Remembering nothing of his past Draco has to discover who he is before it's too late. Add a semi-friendship with the Boy Who Lived, a stalker potions professor, and his big sister nagging him every step of the way and you've got one hell of a first year.

Sam and Gabriel are decorating the bunker for Christmas when the lights in Sam's head go off. Isn't this the angel that told The Virgin Mary she was pregnant...oh he had to hear this story. Sabriel and Destiel

Twoshot. Two possibilities. One is that "Doctor Who" is simply a TV show to Britain. The other is that the Doctor is a real person that he's had the misfortune of meeting several times too many in his life. Either way, Britain is absolutely livid about what he did to Elizabeth I.

The story of the Mailbox in Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. Only this time from the perspective of the mailbox. Or should I say- The rest of the following message has been cut off because you have to read the rest of the story to find out who it really is. Although I must add, it's pretty obvious if you read the character list...

Narcissa being around leads to Draco not alienating Harry when they first meet. This leads to Harry accepting Draco's offer of friendship. In order to not alienate him, Draco decides to tolerate Hermione on their compartment when she shows up. Somehow discussion on houses comes up. The result is obvious.

After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.

There are a lot of odd things that Sherlock has retained in his mind palace. The rules of the internet are just some of them. John is informed of this fact when Sherlock throws another one of his tantrums over Rule 34.

Saguru Hakuba of England was bored, irritated, and slowly headed for total burnout. The cases weren't hard enough, and there was no one there to give him a suitable challenge. This is the story of two young men destined to be rivals, become friends and then possibly more as Saguru Hakuba becomes Hakuba Saguru, and then Tantei-san, and then maybe just Saguru to the magician-thief.

Kaito gets suckered into attending one of the Taskforce's crazy after-parties and winds up having one drink too many. Luckily, Hakuba is there to take care of the intoxicated magician…and end up getting a little something extra for his trouble.

Sam couldn't go home. Lucifer couldn't go home. But that wasn't their home anymore. Their home was the shared sleeping bag under the play castle in the park. Their home was together. (Samifer, Destiel, homeless!AU)

When Kaito is murdered, Hakuba sets out to catch the criminal. The magician's ghost does his best to keep the detective away from the Organization, and while Kaito haunts Saguru, the detective and thief become friends. Can Kaito keep Hakuba safe? Will Saguru bring down the Organization, or will he end up just as dead as Kaito?

There's cake in Nakamori's department, so why not enjoy it? ...But where did it come from? Random and odd.

Kaito really shouldn't have planned so many consecutive heists. At least Hakuba's right there suffering with him. But where do all the baked goods keep coming from? No pairings, kind of crack.

There are two things Albus Potter hates about summer: the lack of quidditch and the Ministry parties. This fanfic is about the latter. While escaping the unwanted affections of Edward Smith, Al finds help in an unexpected source: Scorpius Malfoy.

Dipper and Mabel get Valentine's Day cards, with a few surprises.

After yet another nightmare, Will feels as if there is only one option left. Written with National Suicide Prevention Week in mind. Life gets hard sometimes, but there is always something worth living for.

Mabel will not leave her blanket fort, so Dipper recruits Bill in the effort to retrieve her. Mabill, drabble

Around the skyscraper Matsuda is being used as a human doormat. Light and L always get him to go fetch stuff for them, but as much as he doesn't like it he can't say 'no'. But with the help of Mello's attitude and lessons, Matsuda may be able to gain some backbone. Or be turned into a monster.

Dean and Castiel get caught breaking and entering the Jeffersonian, and it's Booth's job to interrogate Dean. He brings in Sweets to profile the two men, but Dean and Castiel's relationship defies expectations. Sweets's POV. Established Destiel. Post-Season 8 for SPN, so Castiel is human and hunting with the brothers.

Parental!RoyEd. Mustang believes he would be a bad father figure. Edward and Hughes disagree. "If you wake him up, Hughes, I promise you're dead." "Easy there, Papa Bear," a sly smile worked its way onto his face, "how about I just come back later then?"

"He had never wanted to be a child of green and silver. But that's what's given him the only thing he ever truly wanted in his life, and suddenly, he can't find it within himself to regret the green at all." :: AlScor, and living life when you're born in green and silver

After a scheme gone wrong, Light is put in jail and it's up to L, Matsuda, and the Wammy House Trio to help break him out. But would these weird plans work at all or just land them in jail? And will Light's guard see through the shenanigans? Sequel to The Art of Being an Idiot.

Post "Tears of Love for the Dark Knight"! Saguru and Conan team up to cheer a depressed Kaito up after his 'no one gets hurt'-policy gets broken in the worst way possible. Light Saguru/Kaito/Conan threesome slash fluff

This is what happens when Norway says trolls could beat flying mint bunnies any day.

After the skyscraper catches fire L, Light, and Matsuda have to move into Wammy House for shelter. But when Near, Mello, and Matt find out about this they take it upon themselves to give them hell. Can Wammy House stay standing when the chaos starts?

Fourth of July. America is celebrating his birthday. France, however, is waiting for a certain drunkard to stop by at his house; the same way he has done every July 4th for the last two hundred years. FrUk (one sided).

L decides for just a few days to be absolutely STUPID. And he's enlisted in the king himself, Matsuda, to assist him. But can someone as smart as L be a dumbass? And what would Watari do to pay the rest of the bills in the skyscraper while L is gone?

L, Light, and Matsuda are currently investigating the Yotsuba group, when L's cell rings. It's the head of Wammy House asking L to take care of Near, Matt, and Mello for awhile. L says no, but the group is still stuck with the kids, and not just for a little while.

Hannibal catches a cold and Will brings him soup. Light Hannigram fluff.

Will tells Hannibal that he's kissed Alana Bloom. "With just the two of you alone at your house, it is bound to happen." Now Will wants to know "How come it's never happened between us?" ONESHOT.

Hannibal reveals something to Will, and it rocks his whole world. In other words, how season one should have ended.

Most people when they are born, are born with a mark. This mark would then help them find the person, or people, they are destined for. Will was not one of these people. Hannigram

Based on a prompt over at the Hannibal Kink Meme: "So Hannibal is really good at making food, as we know. BUT his sandwiches just aren't good... but Will is the sandwich master. He is amazing at making sandwiches... Hannibal cannot deal with this."

When Albus and Rose look for a compartment on the Hogwarts Express, they find a mostly empty one. There is only one other person in it and his name is Mr. Kirkland...

After a horribly unmagical Magic Club meeting, Norway and Romania decide a tough decision must be made. Slightly crackish. Implied FrUk. NorRom. Slight yaoi, don't like, don't read. R&R!

Their daughter, and her first date. There's a lot of Hannifam cuddles and cute in here. It didn't start out being cute. I swear.

America wasn't the only child to despise baths. Big brother Francis and baby England fluff! one-shot

Hannibal and Will discuss the truth behind Will's "empathy" gift.

Will discovers that Hannibal is the cannibal that they are looking for. He goes to confront Hannibal with some surprising questions and even more surprising results.

A time-traveling mishap will make two children and a fledgling realize that the unexpected can sometimes be a good thing.

The worst enemies are always the ones hiding in plain sight.

Hakuba Saguru took after his mother, not his father. And like her, he began to grow away. - Same universe as 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' and 'Scarborough Fair'.

"Don't think I don't recognize that face, Wendy." Tambry replied, "Big toothy grin. Light blush, eyes glued to the phone when you're not even typing. You LIKE somebody." Short DipperxWendy oneshot with a lot of Tambry.

One day Lestrade discovers a small homeless boy named Sherlock, living down in the dark of the tunnels beneath London with his protector and friend, John. Slowly Lestrade learns of the sad life the two have lived so far and how they came to be alone in the world. And the three must band together not only to hide from the shadows of the past but the future as well.

kid always wonder what Conan would say if he met death so he asked, but he wasn't expecting the answer.

He finds the baby, swaddled in a dirty sweatshirt, in a cardboard box that's wet and falling apart.

"...We can't leave our feelings alone forever; heroes always get the girl, right?" The feline blinked at him as if it just realized something and nodded once. America beamed and threw the cat up in the air. "Yeah, the hero always gets the girl—guy—cat—or whatever!" -America and his cat Hero are having love problems. Will they ever get the guy-cat-whatever? USCan oneshot.

Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.

Mabel is kidnapped by the gnomes once more, Jeff determined to make her his queen. The gnomes are a powerful race, but they may die off. Now Mabel has to save herself.

alternatively, "Hakuba Saguru's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day". Saguru has a raging headache, a mountain of late homework waiting, and hours left before school lets out... and then Tokyo's littlest trouble magnet arrives at the door.

What happens when all the countires get drunk off their ass except for Norway? Come on in and find out!

Canada and Kumajirou parody Poe's "The Raven." Canada is not amused.

Conan had been kidnapped, and just recently been found. Nevertheless he wasn't and Never will be in the same mental state he was before... But who'll figure him out? The rest in. Main Cast: Katio,Heiji,Hakuba,Haibara, Satoshi Kawaguchi M14 ,and Ayami Ogino M13 Ch 10 -... beta-ed. DarkConan Creepy bunnies, and one eyed Cats. Review plz. Complete Side story

Under the mask of Kaitou KID exists a person called Kuroba Kaito. These are some facts about him. 10 Facts about Kuroba Kaito no one knew.

Scorpius may or may not be gay, Lily may or may not be a lesbian, and it's probably time for Albus to take a long hard look at his views. For the Coming Out Competition.

The town abandoned and left to fall to ruin, subject of many a horror story. Wendy returns to Gravity Falls, in order to pay respects to those long since passed.

America is tired of everyone thinking he and his people are stupid. So to get back at them, he decides to show them how much exactly they rely on his people's inventions. Please read and review

Some day Stan will have to tell the twins the truth and change their world forever. A one-shot look into what could be Stan's motviation through the first few episodes.

Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.

The officers saw him daydreaming into space again. In the midst of solving a rather tough case, the ten year old was staring at a particular spot near the window. -KidCon-

Hakuba and Kid are injured and buried alive. Believing they're going to die, they share regrets, fears, dreams, secrets, and even a little saliva, supplying each other with enough blackmail material to bury the other again if they do manage to make it out alive.

An accident at a heist leaves Hakuba amnesic, and certain misunderstandings make him think that he loves Kaito. With no memories and no one to tell him who he is, he actually starts to fall in love. Will he take this chance to make a fresh start?

Hakuba returns to England after an unfortunate incident reveals his crush to the class and Kaito. Five years later, destiny brings the two together again, but they're both stuck in loveless relationships. How will things play out?

Ran waits for Shinichi to FINALLY ask her out. Only it's not quite so simple. Sort of crack.

Everyone says he's crazy. Matthew just likes Alfred. But there's a fine line between love and obsession, and Matthew fears that he might have crossed that border a long time ago. USCan

In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.

This is a story of a boy who was in comatose, and a boy who stuck with him for more than five years. This is a story of a boy who learned how to wake...and how to fall in love with a savior whose face he could never see. USCan

After asking Arthur to marry him, Francis says something he regrets. FrUk France/England

In which Canada is finally noticed... for all the wrong reasons. Kind of a crackfic.

On their seventy-ninth date, Alfred gets down on one knee and asks Matthew if he would spend the rest of his life with him.

Matthew thinks his best friends claim of bisexuality is only a cry for help. Boy is he wrong. AmeCan Rated only for language.

An unexpected party with and unwanted interuption. Everyone has their differences, and sometimes that's what makes them great, but it also sets them apart. "For now, the Game is yours, but there will always be a next time."

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.

It was quite an ironic turn of events, he had to admit, since this time around France had been the drunken one and England had been the one to drive the other nation safely home. FrUk, past FrancexJeanne

'Cause I'm alright if you're alright. CanAme

Norway gets really drunk one night and Denmark, shockingly sober, takes care of him. Denmark/Norway.

After a G8 Meeting Canada is mugged and shot on the Mall in DC. Weeks later his remains are found and it takes Brennan and her team to identify the remains. This is made even more difficult because it seems no one reported him missing.

When the SPK take down a new Kira, they find their names written in his Notebook, and Near has just 23 days to defeat his greatest adversary - the Death Note itself!

England learns about what a double rainbow means. Contains mild FrUk.

Pre-Slash. Saguru Hakuba rescues Kaitou Kid after he is shot down by a sniper. Kaito spends the night in Saguru's apartment. Interlude for the 3rd Detective Conan movie "The Last Wizard of the Century". Spoilers!

Drabble for the DCMK kinkmeme. Kaito/Saguru and ice cream ; Should innuendo get a teen rating?

Francis Bonnefoy, an aspiring writer, moves to America for inspiration. He's given much more than he bargained for... FrUK, human names used.

…Or don't leave your car on a bike lane for some crazy Polish valley boy to run over with a tank.

But just as Harry was about to retort the doors to Number 12 Grimmauld place were blown open leaving dust, debris and blue sparks of electric energy dancing throuout the hallway.

Hakuba Saguru definitely didn't like the idea of a premature death. But he wasn't completely sure that he preferred the exact opposite, either. Oneshot.

A Phantom? Francis Bonnefoy didn't believe in ghosts, but little did he know that after entering his new workplace he would have to check his opinions. AU, oneshot.

Humor!Ficlet. Draco wants Scorpius to stay innocent forever and does not at all appreciate the threat that that wretched Albus Potter poses, so maybe it's time they had a chat...

'I have to admit, Tantei,' says Kid, 'when I handed you Pandora back I wasn't trying to trap you into making a honest man out of me.' For my Baby Meme. Now a series of oneshots!

It's driving Antonio and Gilbert crazy knowing that their best friend Francis is in a relationship and won't tell them who he's dating. But perhaps it's a good thing they don't know who it is.

It looks like Gabriel and Castiel are back and in trouble. Now Dean, Bobby, and Sam must face a horde of demons to rescue a captured Gabriel while dealing with Castiel's condition. Can they save him when Cas becomes the next target of the demons?

Denmark's drunk, but he has one hell of a story to tell.

Danny Phantom/Harry Potter Crossover One-shot that really is too short to summarize without giving everything away. BEWARE! Really random idea- read at your own risk... *muhahaha*

Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.

In the absence of Canada, Ontario was forced to step in. Quebec was there to make sure that, at least, he would look the part.

Holy Roman Empire come back! But he has perfect timing, because Italy has just gone through Puberty, and it is VERY obvious that hsi gender is Male. Will love make it through the truth? HREXItaly pure fluff! :

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Teenaged detective Saguru Hakuba knows that his classmate Kaito Kuroba is the infamous Phantom Thief Kid. But just as he's about to prove it, an accident occurs on a case and Saguru becomes blind. Saguru can't see, but the case isn't closed yet...

FrUk. France is NOT jealous that someone is trying to hit on England. Really.

It's the mistakes we can't take back that hurt us the most. Kaito has done something irreversible and, inadvertently, made an enemy of Hakuba who'd only just started to understand him. With Pandora close, Kaito may need to fight his friends to get to it.

A heist, getting chased by the Task Force, almost getting caught by high school detectives... Those are all in a day's work for our favourite phantom thief! Bonus chapter: What happened after Kid escaped from Conan after the Black Star heist? Hint, water.

In the present Kaito Kid is shot out of the sky just as Hakuba Saguru manages to put the pieces together. In the future Kaito and Saguru are hiding in Montreal and on the run. As the story unfolds these events are connected and most things become clear.

Years after the war, Arthur finds an abandoned child in a hotel lobby with nothing but a bear and a letter from his 'papa'. Now, 14 years later, Matthew and his brother head off to Paris in hopes of finding the one he'd called 'papa' all those years ago.

Really, teachers get a lot of flack, but they're not so bad, especially if they can hardly speak and/or they happen to sleep with their students...AU

I'm expecting to be struck by lightning any second now for this blasphemy...

It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.

It started with the American holiday of Thanksgiving, and ended with questioning the late 1700s tea tax. Kuroba Kaito's mind sure worked in weird ways. crack fic

It's Bruce's birthday again and Terry decided to get him something special. This time, he's off to find the one thing Bruce never found, a tea cake recipe. Thanks, Chibi's Sister for the help.

Shinichi comes to save Aoko a little too late, and they end up discussing an arrested, comatose thief of mutual acquaintance. KaiAo, shinigami!Shinichi.

Conan can't go back to be Shinichi again and want Ran to move on. Will they let go each other? First Conan-Ran. One shot. Reviews please!

When meitantei Kuroba Kaito suddenly winds up shrunk after getting on the wrong side of strange men in black suits he ends up living with Kudo Shinichi, who has some secrets of his own to keep...AU with some role changes and other assorted twists.

When France slips up, England leaves him. But France will not let him go so easily! Even if America and Canada are not really helping, Scotland and Ireland intimidate Prussia, and Wales and Spain seem useless...

Some people mocked Arthur Kirkland for still believing in Santa even though he was turning eighteen. Francis Bonnefoy found other things to mock him for. FrUKAU

When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.

“A romantic relationship is completely inappropriate in the G8!” Well then, I guess everybody should get kicked out then. / Canada x America, Germany x Italy, France x England, Spain x Romano, a hint of Russia x China / / One-shot /

America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.

DCMK Oneshot; Kid and Conan centric "Would you have preferred it if there was a dead body for you to poke at?”

Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.

In which the janitor’s closet is used as an ideal location for the French and English teachers to drink wine and not scar their students with their drunken tomfoolery. FrUK

There's many ways to keep people on their toes. Jump out in front of them, give them creepy grins...When it comes to Hakuba, Kid prefers to use a more...creative method. Maybe very vague HakubaKaito undertones, companion peice to Incompetent

Really, how many detective's had to be thoroughly humiliated before they got the hint? It wasn't that anyone was incompetent - it was that no one was as competent as Kid. One-shot, no actual pairings, OC used for humiliation purpouses

“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Hakuba had not been one to skip school. Actually, he had quite enjoyed school. At least, until he moved to Japan. - A Monolouge -

It's tough being the new guy in Division One. There's so much you need to know...

Just you try arresting a phantom thief! Then you can realize that the Kaitou Kid taskforce isn't as incompetent as they're made out to be.

France has decided that England will be his victim of romance one rainy August night at the world conference. But England has reasons for not wanting to be a one night stand. Rated for language. Fr/UK with side US/Can. Bonus chapter for aly fans

On November 5, 2004, Mello became L’s successor, and Near disappeared. Five years later, they meet again. Crossover w/ Doctor Who.

my hands feel the urge to strangle you. France x UK, oneshot, just slightly ooc. please enjoy.

And One Time He Didn't, as recorded by Hakuba Saguru. It involves fireworks in trombones, exploding dodgeballs, and principals jailed for attempted first-degree murder. And mops. You can't forget the mops.

Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.

Au-ish. "Cases do seem to be becoming increasing strange as of late."

A collection of short ficlets or drabbles. Typically humorous.

/light slash, oneshot\ Tommy has been brainwashed by aliens, Dil just knows it. All the signs are there! The giddyness, the daydreamyness, the sneaking out in the middle of the night to meet some strange guyness..

LindaxNear Without her, solving the puzzle was an impossible task.

International Crime Number: 1412. Location: France. Operation: April Fish.

Completely gratuitous, and fluffy as kittens. Near and Linda decide to do some research, and discover that not all variables are predictable.

I am not bashing Near. Just a little crack I wanted to try. Have you ever wondered why Near twists his hair? A little FOP reference. T for language. Halle and Gevanni want to know.

Hakuba Saguru has nightmares sometimes.

Maes goes drinking to make a bad day better, and ends up making it the best day ever

Kaitou Kid is blessed with a wonderous event and finds a whole new way to mess with the Task Force's collective minds. Mpreg, crackish, mm

One Shot. Kaitou Kid was late therefore he, Nakamori Ginzo, was twitchy. Now, Kid being late wasn't entirely unheard of, but there was late and then there was late and the illustrious phantom thief was decidedly the latter.

In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic

There's a mass murderer on the loose, his social peers have turned against him, and a dead rival is haunting his dreams. Can Hakuba unravel the truth behind the Raven before it consumes him?Deathfic, ONESHOT

Sometimes an an innocent childish question can make a boring day not so boring. Oneshot

Kaitou Kid is trapped during a heist, but what's this? A very strange interruption that could work to his advantage...

At the risk of sounding conceited, I rock. This, boys and girls, is my masterpiece, my tour de force, my ultimate creation. I have created the perfect murder.

[AU] Where Akako Curses, Kaito defies Description, Aoko Yells, Hakuba gets Confused, and Magic is in the Air (not just Watson)

For Kaitou Ann. Hakuba tells the story of how he got his hawk, Watson

Drunk!Hakuba/Kaito story. An alternate take on Icka's "Mad Dogs and Englishmen" with less slapstick, more angst, and mild hottness. Like Pepperjack Cheese.

The morning after the night before. Poor Hakuba. Warnings for Drunk!Hakuba and induendo. *cackles*

Hiccups + Magic = Bad for Kaitou's class!!!