Notifications -

Apr. 17 2016 - The contestants of Euro-Drama Season 3 are starting to be revealed on Deviantart (if the link doesn't work, just copy and paste this link - http:///art/Euro-Drama-Season-3-Cast-Reveal-603576093 )

May 1 2015 - I am proud to announce that Euro-Drama Farmyard will be premiering on May 6th 2015 at 8pm GMT. Don't miss it!

Feb. 17 2015 - New upcoming story - "Hetalia Academy: Class Sette". More details below.

Jan. 9 2015 - And I've changed it back. :-(

Jan. 7 2015 - New profile pic! Evil Sadie X-D

Sept. 22 2014 - I have started a video series on my YouTube channel called "YouTube's Favourite Total Drama Contestant". Check the description of the video for more details.
If you want to vote in it, you can PM me your top 10 favourite Total Drama Island contestants, or make a YouTube video and send me a link.
On an unrelated note, it was my birthday yesterday.

Hello, my username is "insertnamehere21" and I was born and am living in the Republic of Ireland.

My interests include writing, flags, Eurovision and Total Drama. In fact, I love the latter two so much that I wondered what they would be like if they were combined, hence the reason I created "Euro-Drama Roadtrip" a reality TV show where 28 countries in Europe (and Israel) who broadcast Total Drama compete against each other for a cash prize of a million euros.

Join the hosts - Chris McLean clone Ruben Andersson and gentle giant Hans - as the former has fun torturing the contestants and the latter just drives the bus.

You can see pictures of the characters here on my YouTube channel.
I tried to put a link in the first chapter but for some reason it didn't come out right.

You can also find pictures of the characters by ChocolateRoseNinja/BloodCoveredWings here

Here are the characters -

Adrijana - Slovenia - The Troll

Agnessa - Belarus - The Poor Hottie

Aleksander - Albania - The Wannabe Bad Boy

Alma - Croatia - The Medical Enthusiast

Amanda - Sweden - The Two-Faced Manipulator

Anka - Montenegro - The "Do First, Think Later" Girl

Anton - Poland - The A-Type Guy

Berto - San Marino - The Fishing Enthusiast

Dani - Hungary - The Friendly Fingersmith

Eloise - France - The Obnoxious Supermodel

Emilia - Netherlands - The Crazy Excitable

Hadi - Israel - The Computer Whiz

Jessie - Italy - The Female Rebel

Johannes - Iceland - The Smooth Talker

Katerina - Macedonia - The Patriotic Cat Lover

Lou - Cyprus - The Naive Artist

Luko - Serbia - The Hyperactive Caffeine-Addict

Marios - Greece - The Eurovision Enthusiast

Mirzo - Bosnia-Herzegovina - The Modest Overachiever

Pavils - Latvia - The Cheeky Break-dancer

Rikard - Finland - The Emotional Homosexual

Sanna - Denmark - The Daring Paraplegic

Shay - Russia - The Chubby Buddy

Stela - Romania - The Sly Gambler

Symon - Ukraine - The Actor

Tia - Bulgaria - The Punk-Rocker

Tyge - Norway - The B-Type

Zeferino - Portugal - The Shy Romantic

Euro-Drama Farmyard

In the next season, eight new countries will debut, bringing the total number of contestants up to 36.

Here are the eight new contestants who will be joining the cast
You can find pictures of them in this video

Beni - Moldova - The Hot Weirdo

Carolyn - United Kingdom - The Aspiring Vlogger

Estrella - Spain (Catalonia) - The Unstable Acrobat

Finn - Ireland - The Great Craic

Ilene - Belgium - The Shy Singer

Petros - Armenia - The "Trust Nobody" Guy

Sveda - Azerbaijan - The 'Ditzy' Brunette

Vincenz - Switzerland - The Peaceful Alpine Dweller

Euro-Drama Scholarised

There will only be 22 contestants this time round, but hopefully that won't change anything.

I am revealing the contestants one by one on Deviantart

Cast so far (22/22 COMPLETE)

Brook - Australia - The Kind-Hearted SJW

Calvin - United Kingdom - The Scottish Hipster

Ebba - Germany - The Chameleon

Haleme - Azerbaijan - The Orange Girl

Henrik - Iceland - The Preachy Naturalist

Ilana - Israel - The Upbeat Pushover

Isak - Sweden - The Quirky Screenplay

Kees - The Netherlands - The Military Rocker

Lidika - Poland - The Car Dealership Heiress

Maeve - Ireland - The Nutty Dancer

Os - Italy - The Biker Who Eats Paint

Raquel Maria - Portugal - The Pisstake

Róbert - Romania - The Smiley Fire Survivor

Samson - Belgium - The Tryhard Trans-man

Sandrine - Switzerland - The Sweetie Destructionist

Soren - Denmark - The Micronation Defector

Stefanija - Croatia - The Obliviously Racist Athlete

Taras - Russia - The Split-Brain DJ

Tomas - Lithuania - The Almost American

Vendredi - France - The Wallflower Escapologist

Ximo - Spain (Catalonia) - The Poetic Skater

Yoana - Bulgaria - The Cynical Violinist

Announcement for upcoming story -

Hetalia Academy: Class Sette (CANCELLED)

A story about the Hetalia characters attending boarding school. Yes, I know these are a dime a dozen, but here's how mine is different - Every country will be in it.

That's right, all 193 sovereign states of the United Nations will be attending (i.e. not Romano or Prussia. Sorry.), and they will be split into classes based on their scores in an opening exam (which is actually based on the country's literacy rate). Told from the point of view of the ghost of Roman Empire, he will mostly follow his grandson, Italy, and the other members of class sette (7).

Here's a list of the main cast (OCs are in bold

Antigua-Barbuda, Belgium, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Maldives, Monaco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Sweden, Switzerland, Tonga, Turkey, Turkmenistan, United Kingdom, United States and Uzbekistan

All time top 10 favourite Eurovision songs

1. Croatia 1996
2. Poland 1997
3. UK 1997
4. Malta 1995
5. Slovenia 1995
6. Cyprus 1998
7. Denmark 2018
8. Austria 1990
9. Georgia 2010
10. Austria 1996

In Ireland and UK, "Total Drama" is only broadcast on an obscure kids channel called "Kix!" and they don't even air the episodes chronologically. (It's a bit weird that "Kix!" broadcasts it, because UK and Ireland do have a Cartoon Network channel), so I would have never heard of Total Drama had it not been for Djhero523 (who I came across on youtube). Djhero523 has written a great fanfic that is crossover of Lilo and Stitch and Total Drama called "Last Experiment Standing" and I would highly recommend it. I'm just warning you - do not read the summary - it spoils the result! (The latter is the reason it isn't included in my favourites)

So, I see this on a lot of profiles, so I decided to give it a go and see what happens.

Top 12 Favourite Total Drama Characters:

1. Cody
2. Izzy
3. Bridgette
4. Gwen
5. Trent
6. Sadie
7. Noah
8. Heather
9. Katie
10. Ezekiel
11. Leshawna
12. Owen

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Leshawna and Sadie? I'll admit, I don't think that's absolutely impossible. I'd be curious to find out what would happen

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yeah, who doesn't think Gwen is hot? Trent does. Duncan does. Cody does. Why shouldn't I? I am male.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

What would happen if Owen got Heather pregnant? Well, first Heather would slap Owen several times, and then she would force Owen and Izzy to take it because she probably hates kids. She would probably piss off Owen by eating all of his food, and on labour day she'd have trouble getting the baby out because, well, it's Owen's baby

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Katie fics? Well, I do happen to know one fic where Katie wins Total Drama (I won't tell you which one in case you haven't read it yet). so I suppose that counts

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Izzy and Sadie. Nah...Izzy and Katie I could see happening though. (I'm not really sure why I just said that)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Trent/Katie or Trent/Ezekiel? Well, we already established in Total Drama Action that Trent/Katie and Sadie would not work, so I'd go with Trent/Ezekiel

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Noah walked in on Izzy and Owen having sex? Noah would just shrug and then leave

8. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

What title would you give this fic?

Cody and Noah are in a happy relationship until Noah runs off with Gwen. Cody, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Leshawna and a brief unhappy affair with Owen, then follows the wise advice of Trent and finds true love with Bridgette.

Hmm...I might call it

"NoCo? How about NO-Co?"

9. You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose One or Six?

Definitely Cody over Sadie. If I went to Sadie's house then Katie would also be there and I wouldn't be able to get to sleep from them screaming

10. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

Bridgette goes ballistic for six minutes and then she cools off by surfing

11. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react?

If this was set in a Total Drama Comeback world, Heather would crash Izzy and Ezekiel's wedding and beg for Ezekiel's mercy.

If it was set in Total Drama Chris world, Izzy and Ezekiel would be together anyway so Heather would kindly accept her fate.

12. Three starts a Day Camp? What happens?

Bridgette would make a great Day Camp. It would probably be a surfing camp, and who doesn't love those? She'd probably end up striking it rich, and then she and Geoff would blow it all on a huge party

13. Seven bakes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Noah bakes an apple pie with a perfect radius and consistency. He leaves on the counter for two minutes to go to the toilet and when he comes back Owen has eaten it.

14. 8 and 5 go camping. Somehow they forgot to bring food. What happens?

Heather doesn't care at first because she's been trying to start a diet for ages. Trent tries to play music to calm himself down but Heather gets pissed off and smashes his guitar. In two weeks time Izzy and Owen are walking through the woods to find them both unconscious on the ground. (I dunno, Izzy and Owen seem like they'd hang out there a lot)

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

Ezekiel would scream: 'I AM A MAN!' before getting beaten up by Eva.

16. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fiction.

Bridgette and Ezekiel? I'm pretty sure Kobold Necromancer wrote a couple of those. I'm not really sure what would happen, but obviously he does.

17. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Cody and Heather? Not that I know of, but it wouldn't be ridiculous.

18. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

Noah and Owen. Izzy kissed Noah behind Owen's back and Owen thinks Noah kissed Izzy so they fight over it for ages before Noah admits that he doesn't feel the same way about Izzy.

Title: A bit fight over No(ah)thing

(I know I suck at puns)

19. If you wrote a song-fic for 8, what song would you choose?

For Heather I would definitely choose "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga.

20. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be.

Cody/Sadie/Owen. Warning this contains sex, making out, over-eating, squeeing, calling each other 'fat' and the most pointless love triangle ever

21. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Fic about Trent? I think everyone stopped writing those in 2008.

22. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Noah/Heather? A cynical guy and a bitch? I think Noah could use someone more exciting in his life.

23. Does anyone on your friend's list write/draw eleven?

Leshawna? I don't think so.

24. What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 1

Ezekiel walked up to Cody and says - "Yo, yo, what's up my brother? You may not know this, but I like guys, especially scrawny guys like you."

Cody replies - "Yeah, sorry Zeke, but I'm not gay. When Noah kissed me, I felt no spark."

Ezekiel transforms into his wilder form and pounces on Cody.

25. What would 8 say to 5 on a date?

If Heather and Trent went on a date, Trent would joke - "Remember the camping trip we had where Owen nearly ate us?"

Heather would slap him in the head and then leave Trent to pay the bill at the restaurant.

Maybe, just for fun, when I finish Euro-Drama Roadtrip, I'll do this quiz again with my OCs.
(I have since done this as a bonus feature in the fic itself. You're just going to have to read the whole thing to find it. :-P)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane walked home in a dark alley. She got home safely because she prayed to God. Another girl got raped in the same alley because she didn't pray to God. God is a narcissistic asshole.

That girl you called fat? She doesn't have a tragic backstory. She doesn't need one. You're a piece of shit either way

98% of teenagers smoke or do pot. If you are part of the 2% that don't, holy shit you are missing out

Have a good one.