![]() Author has written 20 stories for Minecraft, Yogventures!, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Avengers, Avengers, and Rise of the Guardians. Hiya! As you have most likely read I am Dew That Is Blue, but call me Dew! :) You can also find me on Archive of our own and on Wattpad. A few things I want you to judge me on: :3 - I AM DAVE ! YOGNAU(GH)T AND I HAVE THE BALLS - Hufflepuff and proud. - Fitz from Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D is adorable! - JohnLock all the way! - Sherlock! - Harry Potter. Nuff said. - Marvel is way better than DC :3 - Guardians of the galaxy is one of the bestest things ever! Groot and Rocket are adorable! - Doctor! *Suddenly TARDIS sound* - Wolverine / X-men is awesome. - I play video games heaps. - Supernatural is amazingly scary (Nyctophobic times here they come!) - Yogscast is awesome. - The Martian is like the best space movie/book ever! - Roswell is so cool it's out of this world! - Avengers! Assemble! - If you don't understand Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, there's something wrong with you. -Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can... -"See ya' later shitlords!" -Honeydew of Khaz modan My fandoms: - Harry Potter - Supernatural - Smallville - Rise of the Guardians - Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D - The Martian -Dragon Age: Inquisition - Doctor Who - Yogscast - Marvel - Spiderman - Sherlock - Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit - Torchwood - Minecraft - Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them My Story Progress I have posted a few things, and am putting A web of Avengers on hold at the moment. I'm also on and off writing various other things. Bai! 'till I see you- well read you later. -Dew My Top 31 Recommended story's so far. Go check em' out! (In No particular order, it's just in the order I find em' :3) 1. Shadow of Israphel: Separated By:Dragon-Rider12 2. Born From The Dark: A Shadow of Israphel Prequel By: atomjenkins 3. Descent: How Lalnable Hector Came To Be By: atomjenkins 4. Dont Follow me By: LittleoddStar 5. Shadows of the Past By: ScarfFace 6. Bound by Hate By: ImDefinitelySane 7. A Yogscast Fanfic By: Blue14Dragon 9. Tainted , (Sequel) Tainted: The New World, (Sequel) Tainted: The Aether, (Sequel) Tainted: Revenge By: Kelpurple90 10. Final Thought, Final Breath By: Dragon-Rider12 11. Rythian's Cat By: ImDefinitelySane 12. Small Comforts By: F.J.Ward 14. Enderborn Facilities By: ImDefinitelySane 15. Whodunnit? By: Dragon-Rider12 16. By: from Archive of our own 17. Tales of Blue By: Kelpurple90 18. See no chains By: Rangersan 19. Fallen Angel By: LittleoddStar 20. Crestfallen By: Lionna 21. Face Behind the Mask By: Paranatural 22. The Humanity of Spider-Man By: JustmeSpidey 23. Only the Beginning By: hiholly123 24. Six Impossible Things By Breakfast By: ImaginaryHomeforFriends 25. The Tin Dog in the Scrapyard By: ElvenAvenger 26. Planet Earth is Protected By: KagamiAkira 27. Odium of the Innocent By: BittyBlueEyes 28. A Touch of Chaos By: BittyBlueEyes 29. Complexiti of the Mind By: BittyBlueEyes 30. The Strangest Things By: hiholly123 31. The Short Straw By: scatterthewords Now time for me to make your lives miserable with a really long profile of random stuff... this will be fun eh heh heh... :3 To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!" 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. (Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha, haha, ahahaha, ha...ohh...) 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Insanity Test [X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you". [X] You have run into a glass/screen door. (I totally ninja kicked that thing!) [X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [X] You have run into a tree/bush. [X] You have been called a blonde. (#DatRedHeadDoe) [ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. [X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. [X] You just sang them to make sure. [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [X] You have choked on your own spit. [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [X] You type with three fingers or less. [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [X] You have caught yourself drooling. [ ] You have fallen asleep in class. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. [X] You use your fingers to do simple math. [X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. [ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [ ] You break a lot of things. [X] You tilt your head when you're confused. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before. [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [X] The word "um" is used frequently. [X] You don't know what "um" means. [X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. [X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. Total: 29 I am 87% insane. Welp, that settles it... Now you multiply your total by 3 for your score. And write as your journal title "I am _% Insane " If you have ever done any of these copy/paste to your profile for the fun of it If you AND your best friend are insane. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself. If you have ever fallen up a hill. If you ran up a down escalator and vica-versa. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading all of the fanfictions you can If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention If you have ever tripped over your own feet If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else -say, your homework or sleeping If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day If you are hungry while you are reading this If you want an Ice cream sandwich while you are reading this If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it If you are crazy and proud of it If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason If you are obsessed with fanfiction Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile If you are reading this line (Line -- _ ) If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil If you've ever spelled your own name wrong If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off If you have your own little world If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool (unique... yeah... that's one way to put me...) If you have ever just wanted to slap someone for no apparent reason but know you'll find one later If you have ever just wanted to slap someone in the face 'cause you can I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. If this saying applies to you, copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't died yet (*rises from grave* I'm alive!) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom (All in the name my dears... nothing more needs to be said) If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason 97 of percent people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) was standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3 who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" Then copy paste this on your profile :) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time If you are a total spaz 99.9% of girls would die if Justin Bieber went missing. If you are the remaining .1% that would be poking your prisoner with a metal stick put this on your profile 90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile. ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs s!ɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI 95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile! (BYE, BYE EDWARD! MUWAHAHAHA! I hate Twilight.) If you absolutely HATE Justin Bieber Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie. Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! 94% of teens would die if Justin Bieber was abut to jump off a cliff, you are one of the 6% that would be screaming "DO A FLIP!!" The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn YELLOW. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Funny Stuff --Note to self: its illegal to stab someone for being stupid. --I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends I may not return alive. --What happens if you get scared half to death twice? --It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? --I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? --The difference between genius and stupidiy is that genius has its limits. --The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction makes sense.
--If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried --If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. --You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder --That is the truest sign of insanity-insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron --You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. --The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn YELLOW. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. --Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. --I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. --One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. --Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. --"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed." --Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. --Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire --Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -Education is important; school however, is another matter. --Boys are like trees - they take 100 years to grow up. --Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. --It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. --I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. --I'm going to live forever, or die trying! --An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. --Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. --You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. --Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. --Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later. And if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. --The only reason some people get lost in thought, is because it is unfamiliar territory. --Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. --He who laughs last didn't get it. He who laughs first has the dirtiest mind. --Light travels faster than sound. Thats why people appear bright untill you hear them speak. --Some people are like slinkies. Good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs. --You called me a bitch. Bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful. You just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment! --Before you judge a person, walk a mile in their shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from them and you got their shoes! --I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it! --We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. --They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. --Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. --Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -- Don't worry about the world ending today it's already tomorrow in some other part of the world! --I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment? --Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it. --Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. --I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. --Always proofread to make sure you don't any words out. --Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. --There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. --On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. --The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" Hit them with a dictionary. --Would you like a cookie? So would I! (: :) --A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. --The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. --If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. --Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. --Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise! --There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE you should be worried --It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.) On a A W's burger sticker: "Delicious. The burger, not the sticker." (Yeah, because people enjoy eating stickers.) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD Hope you like my Retardedness, oh and btw... All those Cereal Killer's be like: All Cereal Shall be Annihilated and toast shall reign supreme! They beat up cereal... poor cereal what did it ever do to them :'( |