About Me: I'm 20. I'm from Pittsburgh. I go to the University of Pittsburgh. I have very high standards when it comes to the quality of writing. If ever you should find a mistake in a fiction that I wrote, PM me and I'll correct it ASAP. No, seriously, I know its an FFN faux-pas, but I've never used a beta (too impatient and too shy to ask) so I need you all to let me know if you find any glaring errors.

I think songfics are disgusting.

I'm a judgmental bitch:
If you misspell the title of your own fic, I'm judging you.
If you misspell the names of the show's character's, I'm judging you.
If you forget/alter key details about the show you are writing about, and fail to correct when reminded, I'm judging you.
If you blatantly alter the appearance of the character of a movie/tv show without labeling your fic "Alternate Universe" in the summary, I'm judging you so fucking much.
If your attempt at fiction is a poorly disguised retelling of your own fantasies, I will mock you openly.

Favorite Quotes:

"Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cattle and you're Mr. Sunshine."-Sam Winchester, Supernatural.

Favorite Shows/Pairings:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy/Angel

Angel - Connor/Cordelia

Gossip Girl - Chuck/Nate

Supernatural - Um... I plead the 5th!

Pretty Little Liars - Aria/Ezra, Emily/Maya, Spencer/Wren, Spencer/Alex (I flip-flop). Also, I'm not opposed to polyamorous arrangements involving a variety of combinations of the PLLs.

Veronica Mars - Logan/Veronica

Alias - Sydney/Vaughn, Sydney/Sark

Battlestar Galactica - Lee/Kara

Dark Angel - Max/Logan

Queen of Swords - Tessa/Helm

Kings - Jack/Anyone, but especially Jack/David

My Fictions:

"Harsh" Trilogy - Indefinite Hiatus, I wrote this shit when I was 14, I can't for the life of me remember where the fuck it was going.

mOBSCENE - Hiatus - Painted myself into something of a corner, plot-wise. Which is funny, because this is a PWP. Plus I wrote this to distract myself from how shitty life in high school was (17 at the time) so it's rife with grammar mistakes and factual errors.

Burn - Complete. Also, DO NOT C2 this fic without asking me first. I'm Serious. If this ends up in a C2 without at least an attempt to acquire my consent, I'll take it down, I swear to God, I don't care if it has 500+ reviews at the time, I'll do it. If you'd like to know why, PM me and I'll send you my ranting reply.

Downpour - Complete. It's a one-shot. Stop asking for a continuation. Update: This story has been taken down because some idiot went and C2-ed it without consulting me. So, whoever you are, if you're reading this: fuck you. I don't want my fics in your stupid little CHALEK community (Capslock fail on your part, btw). Everyone else: I'm sorry, but don't bother whining at me because I am beyond pissed about this. I mean, it was right there in the summary: "Do not C2 without permission or the story gets pulled." What about that was unclear?