OK, in case you didn't know, there are 2 of us (Akira and Bells.)

Oh, and all should know (before you read about us, or read our stories) we cuss, a lot.

Sasuke's Hell is our Heaven

If you can read this, thank your teachers. If you are reading this in the language of your country, thank a soldier.

I LOVE THE HAPPEH REVIEWS!!

Name:Bells

Name: Akira Saiden

real name: Rayne of Terror (jk, you'll never know)

Age: Old enough, but still in teens(this applies to us both)

B-day: None... Of... YOUR BUSINESS

Anime/Manga that We like: Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Hana-Kimi, Yurara, Shojo Beat (I'm talking about ALL the stories in it, so far...), Train+Train, Now, Blood Plus, Trinty Blood, YuYu Hakusho, Full Metal Alchemest, Ghost in the Shell, Death Note, Beauty Pop, Dreaming and Wishing, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sakura Taisen, Kodacha, Claymore, and others I cant think of right now.(I agree the by,if you havent figured it out yet,I am Bells here in the parentheses)

Hot characters:

Naruto:

Itachi(mine)

Itachi(mine)

Gaara(Bells)

(The Only one thats truley hot is Itachi, The rest are Bells opinions...)(yep)

Friuts Basket:

Kyo(yep)

Inuyasha:

Sesshomaru(...this is all Kira-san.Bell has no opinoin.apparently)

Others:

ITACHI

ITACHI

ITACHI

Did I mention Itachi?(yep,she did.)

(Their are others, but I don't feel like typing them-.-)

Good Pairings:

narusasu(I agree totally)

sakusasu(WHEN SAKURA TAKES CONTROL!!)

TemaShika(YAH!! GO BOSSY WOMEN)(...temari-san kicks ASTERISKS!!)

ShikaIno(CAN I GET A 'B'(B!) NOW LETS GO 'O-O-O-O'(O) NOW THE S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S(S) REPEAT(S) THEN 'YYYYYYYYY'(Y!THAT SPELLS INO!!)

NejiTenTen(STUPID PRODIGY!!)(At least he's not Sasuteme.)

NaruHina

And others...

BAD Pairings:

Any brothers,sisters or both I don't care if it's by blood or not.(seriously,are yall on crack?that is just disgrossting!) Oh, BTW someone asked about Sasuke and Naruto, If you have a quetion about that to, then read Broken Sorrow, please!:

Oro-teme period.He just has some kinda creep factor...

Itachi and anyone (he's mine, although I have read a lot to where he falls in love with Sakura)

I'm not going to type them all out, but there're more.

Things you HAVE TO Read!!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13,Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Bells-n-Akira

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know wich to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as uniqe, than weird is good. If yo are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling midgits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you believe that preps are to idiotic to realize there annoying(in the bad kind of way), copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you have ever "accidentally" broken someone else's body part(s) copy this to your profile.

If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

To every guy...

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you've ever driven someplace but ended up in a completely different place than where you wanted to be, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile (oh yeah. One of THE best books ever!!)

THIS IS SO TRUE:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Quotes:

-I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart was broken...And the girl who could brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own...

-I ran into my ex the other day…then I hit reverse and hit him again

- A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

-'You big softy...-laughs-...or should I say little softy'

-'(Their name). I can't except this.I value our friendship, and all we've been through... But I'm not interested in you that way.'

-sweat drop- 'You fool, I'm not giving my stone to you!'

-'How 'bout I gently shove my foot down your throut?'

-'Get in, shut up and HOLD ON!'

-'Bitch, it's raining, Gimme you're umbrella.

'Hey, guys... I was just sitting in this car, not speeding at all!... You're just pointing those guns at me to look cool, right? Wanna light up a cig with me? I promise I won't--' numerous gunhots. "See that guys? Smoking Kills

-'Gimme a break. Since when are the Japanese allowed to carry such big guns? You got me. I'm connected to Miss Takada's kidnapper. I betcha gotta lot of quetions for me. You wouldn't shoot--'-- last words of Matt, AKA Mail Jeevas. May he and Mello rest in peace.

-'Once again you didn't use your brain!

-'Here's another curse. May all your bacon burn.'

-'Nerd violence...'

-'The family jewels have not been stolen'

-'IT'S THE CAFFINE TALKING, I SWEAR!'

-'I am the wind...one day, I shall be free!' -Kagura

-'Will you bear my children?' -Miroku

-'oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'

-'My brain is like lightning, one BRILLIANT flash and its gone'

-last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"

-When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing

-To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

-If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

-Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.

-If I won't be myself, who will?

-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

-I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

-A nuclear war can ruin your whole day

-In theory, everything works.

-Do unto others before they do unto to you

-Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

-Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now

-When life gives you lemons:1.Find an annoying little kid with a paper cut. 2. Make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. 3.Then Destiny breaks your juicer and Fate steals your sugar...

-I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser

-Everyone is entitled to my opinion

-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

-Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

-Procrastinate NOW!

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car

-Don't laugh at me cuz I'm wierd, for I laugh at you cuz you're normal.

-If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

-Sarcasm is one more service we offer

-Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

-I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

-Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

-I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

-Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted.

-Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

-Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-I'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times:
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when i finally get it

-Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

-Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh.

-Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts.

-When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
"There is no good or evil: only power and those too weak to seek it."
-J.K. Rowling
"Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it."
-J.K. Rowling
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
-Voltaire
"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them."
-Edgar Allan Poe
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
-Edgar Allan Poe
"I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for."
-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less."
-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
"We fear that which we cannot see...we respect that which we cannot see...thus the blade will be wielded."
-Bleach
"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these."
-Freeza, Dragon Ball Z
"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge."
-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop
"My dreams are not of the future. My dreams are of the past."
-Sasuke, Naruto
"I'm always in shit, it's just the depth that varies..."
-Unknown
"I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautful!"
-Howl, Howl's Moving Castle
"A person is smart. People are stupid, rude, impulsive, and easily manipulated."
-MIB

Deep ones (Seriously)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.

A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studing for a test.

A friend will tell you not to destroy something, a true friend will help you, then deny any help when you are caught.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

Procrastanators meet!!...Tommorrow...

-a good friend will want to know how you feel. A true friend will already know.

-a good friend will tell you anything. A true friend won't, so that if she gets caught (as if) you will can truthfully say that you had no idea

Got this from other people...except the last 2 sentences...(yep)

Our Stories:

Broken Sorrow: It's about Sakura 5yrs after Sasuke left and she is the leader of an Anbu squad. She is given a mission to an unknown village, and she sees some... peculiar things there. Incomplete.

Writing it write now.

WTF: It is about 2 girls who some how end up in Sakura and Ino's bodies. They know what happens, so can they change it? What of their personalities? They are DEFINATLY going to make things interesting. (This is OUR story. If you read it, you'll understand.)(Except, for some reason Bells called herself Cate... I don't know...)

Writing it write now.

We got to know, do any of you actually read this? If so, find some way of contacting us please(We read peoples all the time, but we have a weird feeling that people don't read ours)

Thats all We have to say, got any comments?... Then review one of our stories please!!

The woman came from a man's rib.

Not from his feet to be walked on.

Not from his head to be superior,

But from the side to be equal.

Under the arm to be protected,

And next to the heart to be loved.