Yay, 'tis Amberleaf here! :) Welcome to my profile, hehehe!!! :'D

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Quick! Write down 12 random characters from the Marvel Universe!

1. Natasha

2. Thor

3. Nick Fury

4. Tony Stark

5. Loki Laufeyson

6. Clint

7. Maria Hill

8. Steve Rogers

9. Bruce Banner

10. Pepper Potts

11. Odin

12. Dr. Eric Selvig

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No. Oh my God. Can you just imagine? xDDD;

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Ummm, come on! He is Tony freaking Stark, freaking genius billionaire playboy philanthropist and not only that he is SOOOOO good looking eeeee!!!!!

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

I honestly have no idea. Might all hell possibly break loose? xDDD; Ahaha! :P

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yeah, a few that I've read before! :P

5) Would two and five make a good couple?

...Ummm, no. xD; Ahaha, unless you ship Thorki? :P Which I kinda do, I guess, sooo... _;

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Either one is totally insane! LOL but can you imagine Pepper Potts with Loki Laufeyson?! xDDD;

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Hahaha I don't even want to think about it... :P

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Tony left Pepper. One day, Nick Fury came to visit and found her, devastated and crying, drunk. Oddly enough, a relationship sprang up between the two of them... But what will happen when Loki, the villain extraordinaire, finds out?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

:O Yes, I've read some, ahaha!!!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

The Scientist and the Agent (:P)

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three yet?

Dunno. Don't think so. :P

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Yeah, a few times! But mostly just in Loki-centric fics hehe

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Oh my God. xD; And, yes, actually? :P Thor is super overprotective of Loki and when Tony and Loki get together, then he beats Tony up! xDDD;

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"I HATE ACCOUNTING!!!" :P Come on, she's a CEO! She's not actually supposed to like her job, right? xD; Hehe! :P

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Mmmmm, "Perfect", by Hedley, maybe, I'm thinkin'.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Much Loki-bashing!

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

"Hey, Thor; why don't you put down that hammer and pick me up instead?"

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Natasha and Steve are in a happy relationship until Loki runs off with Bruce. After Steve dumps Natasha for Thor, Clint gets upset and retaliates by dating Dr. Eric Selvig. Alone and broken-hearted, Natasha travels in search of a friend. Finally, Natasha meets Tony Stark and Maria Hill. The three loners meet Pepper Potts, who tells each of them to look for love. Tony finds Nick Fury, Maria Hill gets Odin, but now Natasha is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Clint and Dr. Eric Selvig!

...Christ. xDDD; Just. CHRIST. :P Oh my God. xDDD;

19) What would be a good title for this?

The Marvel Universe/The Avengers has gone absolutely CRAZY!!!

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Humour/Romance

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

But I wanted to go on a date with Four...! D:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)