IMPORTANT INFO FOR READERS:

Hey Guys, I Know. You've Probably Read All The Info In The Updates I've Posted, But I Just Want To Say I'm Sorry Again.

I Know Me Leaving FFN Is Probably Hard, Especially For My Loyal Readers & The Friends I've Made On Here.

But I Want You All To Know That I'll Still Be Here. I'll Be Reading On FFN, Replying To PM & Reviews(Which I Need To Catch Up On Actually. '.)

But I'm Not Abandoning You Guys! I Promise. If You Need Help In Any Way, Or Just Want To Talk I'm Here!

Now For Those Of You Who Haven't Read All The Updates, This Might Come As A Shock.

I'm No Longer Going To Post Here On FFN. I've Found My Stories Have Been Stolen From Here & Posted On Other Sites That Make People Pay To Read Them.

I've Made Several Complaints & I've Realized That FFN Isn't Secure At All. As Even My Profile Has Been Stolen & People Are Acting Like They're Me.

So I'm Going To Post My Stuff On AO3 Instead. My Name Is The Same, Just With Underscores Instead Of Spaces:

Post_U_Later

So I Hope To See All Of You Guys There!

I've Already Started To Edit & Post Some Of My Stories Over There & I'll Be Posting The Others On A Regular Schedule(Hopefully).

I'll Be Posting Like They're New Stories, & They Will Be, A Little Bit. I'm Going To Edit Them Maybe Add Little Bits Or Take Away Little Bits That Don't Really Pertain To The Story Plot. I Might Cut Chapters In Half Or Add 2 Together, I'm Not 100% Sure Just Yet. The Plots Will Stay The Same Though.

But I Really Hope That You Guys Will Like Them All The Same. Again, I'm Sorry If This Seems Abrupt, I've Been Dealing With This Since X-Mas Of 2015.

& I Really Want To Say Thank You All To Everyone Who's Followed, Favorited, & Especially Those Who Reviewed My Stories & PM'd Me Worried About Me. Thank You All So Much. You've Made My Life Brighter & Given Me Confidence In My Writing Abilities!

If You Have Any Questions Feel Free To PM Me Or Review On One Of The Stories I Updated With A 'Goodbye' Authors' Note.

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Hey Reader, I'm Glad That You're Reading This.

Name: Like I'd Actually Say My Real Name. You Can Just Call Me 'Post You Later' Or 'Post' For Short If You Want.

Gender: Female.

Age: Unlike Most Women, I'm Not Afraid To Say My Age. I'm 23(Being An Adult Is Kinda Boring).

Occupation: Unemployed At The Moment, Though I'm Looking & Have Put An Application In At PetSmart.

Eye Color: It Depends On My Mood & What I'm Wearing. My Eyes Change From Green To Grey To Blue. & All The Colors In Between. But They've Been On Green For A Month Or So Now, So I'm Thinking They're Staying That Color. XD

Hair Color: Dark Brown, But In The Summer, My Hair Turns Mahogany. I Do Dye My Hair Sometimes.

Hight/Weight: I'm Like 5 Foot 9/10 Inches. My Weight? I'm Like 200-205, Depending On The Day. I'm A Big Girl, Currently Trying To Be A Slightly Not As Big Girl. XD

Random Stuff: I Like The Colors Orange, Black, Green, & Dark Red, The Number 7, & My Fav. Animal Is The Wolf. My Favorite Pokemon Is Beedrill, & I Love All Birds Because I'm Jealous Of Their Ability To Fly. I Also Envy Clouds. Just A Few Random Facts About Me That Will Probably Show Up In Any(But Hopefully Not All) The FanFics That I Write.

Oh & I LOVE ROBERT DOWNEY JR.! God He's HOT! & The Best Actor EVER! & He's An Aries, Like Me, Our Birthday's Are Actually 5 Days Apart! X3

So, I'm Always Obsessing Over MARVEL Movies. I've Watched The Avengers 2 Times In The Theaters & I've Seen It Like 7(See There's My Fav. #) Online. & I Bought The DVD. & I've Got Iron Man 3 On My Computer. I've Seen All Iron Man Movies & I've Seen Both Thor 1&2 & Captain America 1&2. I've Seen Avengers 2 & Deadpool. & I'm Pretty Psyched About The New Fantastic 4 Movie & Ant Man! & I've Got My Brother, Who Isn't As Big A MARVEL Fan As Me, To Watch All The MARVEL Movies(Well, The First Ones Anyway). Needless To Say He Loved Them. & I Love All The Iron Man Movies(Including The 3rd, Even With The Sad & So UnTony Like Ending), Any MARVEL Movie, Then The Sherlock Holmes Movies, Due Date, Tropic Thunder... You See A Pattern Here? Robert Downey Jr. Is Simply The Best Person EVER! XD

& I'm Super Psyched That They've Finally Announced That There's Going To Be A Sherlock Holmes 3 & An Avengers 3, & Of Course My Robert Downey Jr. Will Be Staring In Sherlock Holmes(Though It's Been Awhile & I'm Thinking They've Canceled It, I Sure Hope Not)& I'm Hoping He'll Be Tony Fucking Stark Again, But With The Way CA3 Is Looking, I'm Not Sure He's Going To Survive! I'm PRetty Nervous About Watching It. I'm TeamIronMan Until The Day I Die. XD

Also, I'm Really Into The Show Supernautral, & I've Actually Seen Every Single Episode. Thank God For Netflix. XD Anyway, It's The Best TV Show EVER & I've Already Written A Few Stories For It. A Rated M Story, & A Few Others. But There Will Definitely Be More On The Way! It's Too Amazing Of A Show For There To Be So Little Of My Favorite Types Of Plots Out There. So I'm Going To Write Till My Hearts Content! XD Also, Jensen Ackles Is SUPER HOT Too. XD

AND, I'm Completely In Love With The YouTubers Markiplier & Jacksepticeye. They're Totally My Baes'. I May Even Write A Story About Them! X3

Anyway, I Will Mostly Write Some Form Of Hurt/Comfort. Probably From Crime Shows & Others Of Similar Genre. If U Have Any Requests Send Them My Way & I'll See What I Can Do. Though I Already Have A Fairly LONG List(It's Pages Long, & That's Like Miles In The Computer World), So It'll Take Awhile For Me To Get To It. :P

I Will Write A Lot Of Whump!(Both Emotional & Physical) & Most Are Slash Of Some Sort. So If Don't Like Them, Then Please, Don't Read Them. X)

I Will Also Write Humor To Balance Out The H/C Stuff. I'm Working On A Lot Of Projects At Once & I Like To Post The 1st Of A Story When It's Either Half Way Done Or Close To Being Finished & Just Needs To Be Spell Checked & Proofread, So There'll Be A Significant Amount Of Time Between Posts & Possible Updates.

I'll Write Fics. For White Collar, Criminal Minds, NCIS, Psych, Castle, etc. Crime Shows Like That, & Supernatural(Which I Got Into In October Of 2013 But I've Seen Every Episode). Movies Like The Avengers 1 & 2, Iron Man 1, 2, & 3, Which I've Bought, Captain America 1 & 2, Thor 1 & 2, Harry Potter(All Of Them), Sherlock Holmes 1 & 2, & Same For SH3 When It Comes Out(If It Comes Out), How To Train Your Dragon 1, & 2, & Pretty Much A Bunch Of Random Stuff, Or Anything With Robert Downey Jr. In It. & If I Haven't Watched It I May Watch It To See If It's Any Good. But Probably Not, Unless I've Been Wanting To See It. XD

So, If You Have Any Good Ideas For A Fanfic But You Don't Wanna Write It, Just Toss It My Way In A PM, Or A Review On One Of My Stories! XD

Thank You For Your Future Challenges! X3

Hey I Have Some Fanfic's Up, So You Should Go Read Them If You Want:

ALL STORIES NOT COMPLETE WILL NOT BE COMPLETED HERE! I'VE MOVED TO AO3 WHERE I WILL COMPLETE THEM THERE(HOPEFULLY)

Avengers:

Atmis - Complete (OneShot)

Could You Spare A Limb? - Complete (OneShot)

Falling On Deaf Ears Literally - Complete (OneShot)

Shadows Of The Merchant Of Death - Complete (4 Ch.)

The End Of The World - Complete (OneShot)

Though Pepper Is A Tiny Thing, Its Taste Is Mighty Powerful - Complete (OneShot Sequel To 'Put a Little Pepper in It' By 'theicemenace.')

Criminal Minds:

Snowboarding & Free Coffee - Complete (OneShot - Possibility There Will Be A Sequel?)

D. Gray-Man:

Forgotten Memories and Found Love - Hiatus (5 Ch. - Will Possibly Rewrite This)

Harry Potter:

You Can Keep Percy - Complete(OneShot, Possibility There Will Be A Sequel?)

How To Train Your Dragon:

Freedom To Fly - On Going (1 Ch. So Far - Will Be A 2 Shot, Maybe More)

Not A Pet! - On Going (4 Ch. So Far)

The Freedom To Find A Home - On Going (4 Ch. So Far)

Psych:

Deserted Islands Aren't For Vacations - Hiatus (18 Ch. So Far)

Key To A Stolen Heart - Complete (OneShot - Possibility There Will Be A Sequel)

No Choice - Complete (OneShot)

The Case Of The Missing Handcuffs - In Collaboration With islashlove She's a great author. We're Co-Writing This. (Me 1st Ch. Done/islashlove 2nd Ch. Done) - Hiatus

The Resumé Of Shawn Spencer - Oneshot Series - Ongoing (Ch. 2: Babysitter) - Chapter Update Sporadic

Supernatural:

Back Seat Joy Rides - Complete (OneShot)

Bitch Slapped - Complete (Oneshot)

Those Eyes - Complete (OneShot) - But There Will Be A Sequel Posted Separately At A Later Date

White Collar:

Neal's Brother - SAY WHAT? - Hiatus (9 Ch. - Will Possibly Rewrite This)

Crossovers:

Avengers/X-Men:

Mutant Emotions - On Going (31 Ch. So Far. Updates Sporadically, Like, Maybe Once Every 2 Months)

Can't Think Of Anything Else That's Pertinent About My Writing At The Moment.

Thanx For Reading, Here Are Some Awesome Things I Either Think Are Cool, Funny, Interesting, Or... Just Awesome!

Some(Actually Quite A Lot) Of My Favorite Quotes:

Criminal Minds:

Crammer: Calm down Agent!
Reid: This is calm and it's Doctor. (Criminal Minds) *GO REID!*

Reid (to Morgan during their 'prank war'): I will crush you. (Criminal Minds) *Reid Totally Wins*

Hotch: What the hell was that?
Reid: He had a bomb.
Morgan: You didn't think we needed to know that?
Reid: I told you to go downstairs!
Morgan: You didn't say 'bomb! (Criminal Minds)

Reid: Are you hacking into the government's HMO database? Is that legal?
Garcia: Of course not. We'll both go to prison and you'll become someone's bitch. (Criminal Minds)

Reid: Look at me! Without a gun I look like a teacher's assistant! (Criminal Minds)

Reid: I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do. (Criminal Minds)

Reid: You should see what pops up when you type 'death' into a search engine. (Criminal Minds)

Hotch: I thought you were going to talk to Reid about taking some vacation time?
Gideon: What's vacation time? (Criminal Minds)

Jamaican Cop: Where is the victim's head?
Elle: Well I must've dropped it on my way in here. (Criminal Minds)

Reid(his phone keeps ringing): Loner, invisible, outcast, boiling ra-SON OF A BITCH! (Answers Phone) Hi This Is Dr. Spencer Reid! I Actually Can Come To The Phone Right Now With A Very Special Message That Your Mother Is A D-
Hotch: Reid! (Criminal Minds)

Psych:

Receptionist: There's a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you.
Gus: Crunch?
Shawn: Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch! (Psych)

Gus: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?
Shawn: What? Is it rude? Am I supposed to share? (Psych)

Gus: What part of "Stay put" don't you understand?
Shawn: The 'put' part. I was never put in the first place; that entire expression is a disaster! (Psych)

Shawn(talking about Gus' imaginary cat): Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Though I'm not actually sure if cats can marry outside of Boston… (Psych)

Lassiter: You have a criminal record.
Shawn: I was 18.
Lassiter: Oh, 18? Well that makes it okay, let me just scratch this out. (Psych)

Gus: I got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!
Shawn: What, you mean like an impersonator?
Gus: No! I think it was actually Patrick Swayze! (Psych

Shawn: Woody, in your professional opinion, how do I die?
Woody: Murder. Gangland-style execution. We never find your head.
Shawn: That's too bad.
[Gus raises his hand questioningly]
Woody: Slipped in a tub. (Psych)

Shawn: Good morning Detectives! Are we taking donations for the Policemen's Ball?
Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn: ...I honestly have no response for that. (Psych)

Shawn: Don't worry, Lassie, you'll kill someone someday. (Psych)

Shawn(After Gus Suggests Taking Some Time Off): ...From Psych? No way buddy! What would I do while you're off being a drug dealer?
Gus: I deliver pharmaceuticals, Shawn. I'm not a drug dealer. (Psych) (Quote By drsweetsgirl From Her Fic. 'I Can Never Forget') Go Read It! NOW! X3 (Psych)

Shawn: Of course we'll help you. You're like our brother . . .
Gus: Eh.
Shawn: Stepbrother? . . .
Gus: Eh.
Shawn: Weird kid who lives down the street and eats nothing but mayonnaise on saltines? (Psych)

Shawn: Perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you . . . which I can't do, because my license to kill has been revoked. (Psych)

Sherlock:

Anderson: According to someone, the murderer has the case and we found it in the hands of our favorite psychopath.
Sherlock: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath, do your research. (Sherlock)

Sherlock: You're a doctor. In fact you're an army doctor.
Watson: Yes.
Sherlock: Any good?
Watson: Very good.
Sherlock: Seen a lot of injuries then. Violent deaths.
Watson: Well. Yes.
Sherlock: Bit of trouble too I bet.
Watson: Of course. Yes. Enough for a lifetime. Far too much.
Sherlock: Wanna see some more?
Watson: Oh god yes. (Sherlock)

Watson(About Sherlock's deductions): That. Was amazing.
Sherlock: You think so?
Watson: Of course it was. Extraordinary. It was quite extraordinary.
Sherlock: That's not what people normally say.
Watson: What do people normally say?
Sherlock: "Piss off." (Sherlock)

Sherlock: We've got ourselves a serial killer. Love those—there's always something to look forward to. (Sherlock)

Sherlock(Texting John): Baker Street. Come at once if convenient. SH (A second later) If inconvenient come anyway. SH (Sherlock)

Watson: That's the phone— the pink phone.
Lestrade: What, from A Study in Pink?
Sherlock: Well obviously it's not the same phone. But it's supposed to look like— "A Study in Pink"? You read his blog?
Lestrade: Of course I read his blog. We all do. Do you really not know that the Earth goes around the sun? (Sherlock)

Lestrade: Any ideas?
Sherlock: Seven. So far. (Sherlock)

Watson: Any time you want to explain?
Sherlock: Homeless network.
Watson: Homeless network?
Sherlock: My eyes and ears all over the city.
Watson: That's clever. So you scratch their backs and...
Sherlock: Yes. And then disinfect myself. (Sherlock)

Watson(checks out the surroundings): Are you wearing any pants?
Sherlock: No.
Watson: Okay. (they start laughing) Buckingham Palace. Right. I'm am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray. (Sherlock)

Watson: What are we doing here? Sherlock, no, seriously. What?
Sherlock: I don't know.
Watson: Here to see the Queen? (Mycroft appears)
Sherlock: Apparently, yes. (Sherlock)

Mycroft: Just once can you two behave like grown-ups?
Watson: We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope. (Sherlock)

Sherlock: Mycroft, I don't do anonymous clients. I'm used to mystery at one end of my cases. Both ends is too much work. Good morning.
[Sherlock stands up & begins to walk away but Mycroft steps on sheet Sherlock is wearing, causing it to fall off but Sherlock catches it just as it falls past his stomach leaving him nearly naked]
Mycroft: This is a matter of national importance. Grow up!
Sherlock: Get off my sheet!
Mycroft: Or what?
Sherlock: ...Or I'll just walk away.
Mycroft: I'll let you.
Watson: Boys, please. Not here. (Sherlock)

Sherlock: Phone Lestrade. Tell him there's an escaped rabbit.
Watson: Are you serious?
Sherlock: It's this or Cluedo.
Watson: Ah, no. We are never playing that again.
Sherlock: Why?
Watson: Because it's not actually possible for the victim to have done it, Sherlock. (Sherlock)

Sherlock: Yes, if I wanted poetry I'd read John's emails to his girlfriends. Much funnier. (Sherlock)

Watson: Did we just break in to a military base to investigate a rabbit? (Sherlock)

Watson: Can we not do this this time?
Sherlock: Do what?
Watson: You being all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.
Sherlock: I don't do that.
Watson: Yeah, you do. (Sherlock)

Watson: I mean, this isn't a deerstalker now. It's a Sherlock Holmes hat. I mean that you're not exactly a private detective anymore. You're this far from famous.
Sherlock: Oh, it'll pass.
Watson: It better pass. The press will turn, Sherlock. They always turn. And they'll turn on you.
Sherlock: It really bothers you.
Watson: What?
Sherlock: What people say.
Watson: Yes.
Sherlock: About me. I don't understand, why would it upset you?
Watson: Just try to keep a low profile. Find yourself a little case this week. Stay out of the news. (Sherlock)

Watson(Walks into the kitchen & spots a mannequin hanging by a noose): So. Did you just talk to him for a really long time? (Sherlock)

Watson: Remember—
Sherlock: Yes.
Watson: Remember—
Sherlock: Yes.
Watson: Remember what they told you. Don't try to be clever—
Sherlock: I know.
Watson: —and please just keep it simple and brief.
Sherlock: I'm confident a star witness at a trial should come across as intelligent.
Watson: Intelligent, fine. Let's give smartass a wide berth.
Sherlock: I'll just be myself.
Watson: Are you listening to me? (Sherlock)

Watson: Don't do that.
Sherlock: Do what?
Watson: The Look.
Sherlock: The Look?
Watson: You're doing The Look again.
Sherlock: I can't see it, can I? (he looks in the mirror) It's my face?
Watson: Yes, and it's doing a thing. You're doing a "We both know what's really going on here" face.
Sherlock: Well we do.
Watson: No. I don't. Which is why I find The Face so annoying. (Sherlock)

Watson: I'm sensing a pattern here.
Mycroft: In fact four top international assassins relocate within spitting distance of 221B. Anything you care to share with me?
Watson: I'm moving? (Sherlock)

Sherlock: Brilliant, Anderson.
Anderson: Really?
Sherlock: Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot. (Sherlock)

Molly(Talking to Sherlock): You look sad. When you think he can't see you. (She motions to John). (Sherlock)

Watson: Sherlock, I don't want the world believing you're...
Sherlock: That I am what?
Watson: A fraud.
Sherlock: You're worried they're right.
Watson: What?
Sherlock: You're worried they're right about me.
Watson: No.
Sherlock: That's why you're so upset. You can't even entertain the possibility that they might be right. You're afraid that you've been taken in as well.
Watson: No I'm not.
Sherlock: Moriarty is playing with your mind too. Can't you see what's going on!
Watson: No, I know you're for real.
Sherlock: A hundred percent.
Watson: Nobody can fake being such an annoying dick all the time. (Sherlock)

Suits:

Mike: "Hey Rachel…do I strut?"
Rachel: "Definitely,"
Mike:"Thank...wait...what?"
Rachel: "Well, I'd say more…prance, maybe even mince but strut would work,"
Mike: "Wouldn't you say it's more of a manly swagger?"
Rachel: "...No," she says definitely. (Quote By VerityFrancesB From His/Her Fic. 'Just Ask And I Will Do') Go Read It! NOW! (Suits)

Supernatural:

Dean: PUDDING! (Supernatural)

Castiel: Hey! Assbutt! (Supernatural)

Bobby: Idjit. (Supernatural)

Dean: I'm Batman. (Supernautral)

Dean: Don't forget the pie! Bring me some Pie! ... Love me some pie. (Supernatural)

Dean: Jerk.
Sam: Bitch(Supernatural)

The Mentalist:

Jane: He's not gonna confess.
Lisbon: What'd you think? He was gonna crack under the bad lighting conditions? (The Mentalist)

Rigsby: I look around, I don't see anyone here who could torture a man to death with pliers and a lit cigar.
Jane: Picture them naked and ravenously hungry.
Van Pelt: Ew! (The Mentalist)

Lisbon: Bad karma doesn't have an expiration date.
Jane: Uh, actually, it does. According to traditional Buddhist teachings. I'm counting on it. (The Mentalist)

Jane: Calling? Is that what this is? A calling?
Kristina: Yes. Calling, gift if you like. There's no doubt you have it; why'd you give it up?
Jane: It's the suits. Chaffing. Horrible. (The Mentalist)

Jane: Mmm. I smell dead people. (The Mentalist)

Jane: If he's here, how is the killer gonna get to him?
Lisbon: He could be the killer. Even if he's not, we don't want the killer to get him.
Jane: Yes, we do. Machado is our bait. He's our tethered goat.
Lisbon: And too bad if the bait gets killed?
Jane: Well, yes. That's why you use goats and not babies or virgins for that matter.
Lisbon: Machado's not a goat.
Jane: You're right, he's not actually a goat. He's goatish. He deserves to suffer.
Lisbon: Nobody deserves murder.
Jane: Machado helped burn Dave Martin alive out of greed.
Lisbon: Jane, we're officers of the law.
Jane: You are. I don't care about the law. I care about justice, and justice says Machado deserves to suffer.
Lisbon: That's not justice, it's vengeance.
Jane: What's the difference? (The Mentalist)

Lisbon: You're going to hell.
Jane: I'll save a folding chair for you by the fire.
Lisbon: Oh, I'm not going to hell. (The Mentalist)

White Collar:

Neal Caffrey: "Whatever I did, I have proof I didn't do it!" (White Collar)

Avengers:

Tony: Dr. Banner, your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce: ...Thanks. (Avengers)

Tony: You should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top 10 floors, all R&D, you'd love it. It's candy-land.
Bruce: Thanks, but the last time I was in New York, I kind of broke... Harlem. (Avengers)

Captain America: Doc... I think now would be a good time for you to get angry.
Bruce: That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry. (Avengers)

Bruce: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.
Natasha: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted? (Avengers)

Tony(To Bruce): You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? (Avengers)

Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are. (Avengers)

Steve Rogers: Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: Jury's out. (Avengers)

Agent Phil Coulson(Over telephone): Mr Stark, we need to talk.
Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently. (Coulson enters) Security breach. (To Pepper) It's on you.
Agent Phil Coulson: Mr. Stark.
Pepper Potts: Phil! Come in.
Tony Stark: Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent. (Avengers)

World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it. (Avengers)

Tony Stark(regaining consciousness): What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me!
Steve Rogers: We won.
Tony Stark: Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just... not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. (To Hulk) Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it. (Avengers)

Natasha Romanoff(Back to back firing at aliens): This is just like Budapest all over again.
Clint Barton: You and I remember Budapest very differently. (Avengers)

Loki: How will your friends have time for me, when they'll be too busy fighting you?
(Taps Stark with his scepter... nothing happens)
Loki(Tries again, with no success): This usually works...
Tony Stark: Well, performance issues. Not uncommon. One out of five... (Avengers)

Thor: Do not touch me again!
Tony Stark: Then don't touch my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Tony Stark: Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? (Avengers)

Tony Stark: That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice. But we did. (Avengers)

Loki: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.
Tony Stark: Uh, actually I'm planning to threaten you.
Loki: You should have left your armor on for that.
Tony Stark: Yeah. It's seen a bit of "mileage" and you got the "glow-stick of destiny." Would you like a drink?
Loki: Stalling me won't change anything.
Tony Stark: No, no no, threatening! No drink? You sure? I'm having one. (Avengers)

(Loki awakens to find the Avengers staring at him)
Loki: If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now. (Avengers)

Natasha Romanoff(All arguing in the lab): Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats.
Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list?
Tony Stark(To Rogers): You're on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack...
Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened! (Avengers)

Steve Rogers: Stark? We got him.
Tony Stark: Banner...?
Steve Rogers: Just like you said.
Tony Stark: Then tell him to suit up... I'm bringing the party to you.
(He and the Leviathan turn around a building and speed toward the rest of the Avengers)
Natasha Romanoff: I-I don't see how that's a party... (Avengers)

Tony Stark: Stark Tower is about to become a beacon of self-sustaining clean energy.
Pepper Potts: Wow. So maybe our reactor takes over and it actually works?
Tony Stark: I assume. Light her up.
(As Iron Man flies to the Stark Tower building, the power is switched on and the Stark sign lights up)
Pepper Potts: How does it look?
Tony Stark: Like Christmas, but with more... Me. (Avengers)

Thor: You listen well, brother. I...
(Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight)
Loki: ...I'm listening. (Avengers)

Faceless Pilot: Target acquired.
(Fires guns at Hulk)
Faceless Pilot: Target engaged.
(As Hulk leaps toward airplane)
Faceless Pilot: TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY! (Avengers)

Steve Rogers: Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?
Bruce Banner: He got to heat the cube to a hundred and twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier.
Tony Stark: Unless, Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunnelling effect.
Bruce Banner: Well, if he could do that he could achieve Heavy Ion Fusion at any reactor on the planet.
Tony Stark: Finally, someone who speaks English.
Steve Rogers: Is that what just happened? (Avengers)

Tony Stark(Covers his left eye & looks around): How does Fury even see these?
Maria Hill: He turns.
Tony Stark: Sounds exhausting. (Avengers)

Nick Fury(To Loki): Well, let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine or something. (Avengers)

Tony Stark(To Steve Rogers): I'm not afraid to hit an old man. (Avengers)

Loki: I have the feeling that we should kiss right now.
Tony: Yeah, I guess. But sometimes I have the feeling that I should do crystal meth, but then I stop and think...no, that's okay. I'd better not. (Avengers) (Quote By FictionMission From Their Fic. 'A New Dawn') Go Read It! NOW! XD

Fury(Dressed up as Santa Clause): Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. (Avengers) (Quote By glambertcello From Their Fic. 'A New Dawn') Go Read It! NOW! XD

Iron Man 3(Warning Spoilers For The Movie):

Mandarin's Guard(After Tony defeats almost all Mandarin guards, the last one quickly surrenders): Don't shoot! Seriously, I don't even like working here. They are so weird! (IM3)

Jarvis: Mark 42 inbound.
(Stark sees the MK42 armor flying toward the battlefield)
Tony: The prodigal has returned!
(Stark summons Mark 42 to come to him, but it hits a pole and breaks into pieces)
Tony: Whatever. (IM3)

The Mandarin: Don't shoot me in the face, I'm an actor. (IM3)

(Bruce Banner awakes)
Tony: I'm sorry, did I disturb your selective napping?
Bruce: I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor. It's not my department.
Tony: Your training?
Bruce: My temperament. (IM3)

Brandt: Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Tony: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography! (IM3)

Pirates Of The Caribbean:

Captain Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid. (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

Will Turner: You want me to find this? (Points to a cloth that Jack holds)
Jack Sparrow: No; you want you to find this. Because the finding of this, finds you incompasatorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly bell hole What's-Her-Face. Savvy?
Will Turner: ... (Takes cloth from Jack) This, is going to save Elisabeth? (Shakes cloth)
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will Turner: ... Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yea. (Points to cloth) It's gonna save Elisabeth. (Pirates Of The Caribbean:DMC)

Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt! (Pirates Of The Caribbean:DMC)

Davy Jones: I keep the boy: 99 souls. But I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent mind, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: ... Yep! I'm good with it. Shall we seal it with blood-I mean... ink? (Pirates Of The Caribbean:DMC)

Miscellaneous:

Fang: Man, you way a freaking ton! What have you been eating? Rocks?

Max: Why? Is your head missing some? (Maximum Ride)

Angel: I can talk to fish!
Fang: Ask one over for dinner. (Maximum Ride)

Iggy: Can I come in?
Max: No! I'm in a towel!
Iggy: I'm blind! (Maximum Ride)

Random Stuff I Thought Was Cool/Funny/Weird/True That I Got Off Other Peoples Profiles _

How to keep a steady level of insanity:(I Completely Recommend Doing Some Of these.) XP

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy & Paste This To Make People Who Read Smile!

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Things to do in an Elevator: (Seriously, Do Them)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) SAY I love you really loudly to anyone/anything that gets in then keep trying to kiss/hug them

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How to Be Annoying: (They Really Work Too!) XD

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme constantly.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Ask 0800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home.

Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Borrow someone’s eraser, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!”

In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break.

When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes.

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REDNECK SECURITY SYSTEM INSTALLATION: (Haven't Tried This One Yet.)

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 k boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!

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50 Ways to Land Yourself In Detention: (I'm In College So We Don't Get Detention)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

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WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

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10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL:

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

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IFs:

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you are a die hard yaoi fangirl/fanboy, then hurry up and copy this to your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock (indie), put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall, then noticed that it was a wall then still apologized, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you have ever been called eccentric/enigmatic copy/paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, Jersy Shore or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that fan clubs are the legal way to stalk someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a ninja, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile

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If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile

If you have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

If you have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.

If you have done something stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you're a certified Sociopath, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have actually considered getting an Impala for your first car, copy and paste this into your profile

If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the 'up' button.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If the world doesn't end December 21, 2012, I bet there'll be a lot of babies born in September, 2013.

If all your boyfriend want is breasts, thighs, and legs, tell him to go to KFC and get a value meal.

You might be a red-neck if:

If you've ever pronounced Canada, can-a-dee-uh...

If your children have driven a tractor/backhoe before they got the training wheels of their bike...

If you consider camo your favorite color...

If your daughter's dream car is a pick-up truck...

If your daughter's idea of a good time is trudging through the woods in the middle of winter...

If you/someone you know is a grammar freak but often says ain't...

If you can sing along to every song on your local country radio station, including some that are older than you...

If a bonfire is one of your favorite smells...

If your daughter walks in the garage in hunting season and the first thing she says is "Did you shoot anything yet?"...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

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1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Kayizzle (How would you say that?)

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Black Wolf

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Michele Apple Valley

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Delka

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Blue Milk

6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Alielki

7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
= Lee

8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
= Bloody Castiel

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Randoms:

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill too many people.

We don't blame cars for drunk drivers, why blame guns for criminals?

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

It's fun until somebody gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and wondered where the heck the ceiling was.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Duct tape is like the force: it has a dark side, a light side, and holds the world together.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Guys: No shirt, no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

Worst excuse for not doing your homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from.

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because I just farted.

Wear short sleeves; support the right to bare arms!

What starts with 'F' and ends in 'Uck?' A Firetruck!

People are like Slinkies; good for nothing, but still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'm great in bed; I never fall out.

When someone sweeps you off your feet, remember you're in the perfect position to be dropped on your ass.

You know how you blow on hot food to cool it down? Am I the only one who notices doing it to ice cream too?

Dear Math, I am not a therapist. Go solve your own damn problems!

Dear Math, I cannot find your x. She's not coming back. Don't ask me y. Just get over it.

I don't care what they say, the guy who milked the first cow and drank what came out was just a perv.

I wonder why Dante's Inferno didn't have Math as one of the tortures of Hell...

The leading cause for divorce is marriage.

Remember: If someone insults you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 2 to reach out and bitch-slap them.

Dear Students, I can tell when you're texting in class; no one stares down at their crotch and just smiles.

I love it how, in horror movies, the woman calls out "Hello?" Like the killer's gonna say "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

When life gives you lemons:

Give them back and demand candy.

Give them back and demand bacon.

Make Lysol!

Make grape juice, sit back, and wonder how on Earth you did it.

Make flock splatter art!

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In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

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Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Dumb Alabama Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

You may not drive barefooted.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

Masks may not be worn in public.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

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20 Things I Have In Common With Dean Winchester:

1. Music generally makes me feel better.

2. I don’t like chick flicks.

3. I don’t talk about my emotions.

4. Demons I get. People are crazy.

5. I like pie.

6. I like to drive fast.

7. I like flannel.

8. I’d as soon salt and burn your bones as talk to you.

9. I still own and use cassette tapes.

10. There’s nothing wrong with a little porn now and then.

11. There’s nothing wrong with a little random sex now and then.

12. Hitting something always makes me feel better.

13. Old muscle cars are awesome.

14. You can get the best junk food at a truck stop.

15. I don’t like to be alone, but I feel awkward in a crowd.

16. I don’t like hospitals.

17. Pop culture is all you need to make really good analogies.

18. I can raise one eyebrow.

19. Classic rock really does rock.

20. I always drive. Unless I’m dying.

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When I walk out the portal, this is what I see

All the Avengers are coming for ME

I've got an army and some magic and I ain't afraid to

Show it

Show it

Show it

-dramatic pause-

I'M LOKI AND I KNOW IT!!

XD

"I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened, with glorious purpose."

That Is All, You May Continue On To Read My Stories! X3