Hello! The name's Joni. That's Jo-Knee, by the way, call me Johnny and I'll arrange to have you shot in the head. :)

I’m seventeen and British. I have spent a large proportion of my teenage life on this site, and I don’t regret it!

However, of late I’ve become horrendous at keeping up with reading and writing. I’m just incurably lazy. I’m going to sift through the stories I’m subscribed to until there seems a less daunting amount to read. I’m also looking at all the incomplete stories I’ve got lying around with a view to continuing, starting over or putting them on permanent hiatus. Eventually I’ll get back on track! For the same reason I’ve taken my Beta profile down. I’ve let too many people down over procrastination.

I like many many fandoms, but the big five are Cabin Pressure, Sherlock, Ender’s Game, Doctor Who and Malcolm in the Middle, in that order. I’m fully obsessed with this lot. The Big Bang Theory, The Hunger Games, My Name is Earl and Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog are the in the next tier. Get me talking about any one of these, and you’ll never hear the end of it.

Wow, my profile is tiny now. I was getting annoyed with all the rubbish my fourteen-year-old self wrote. Okay, well. It’s nice of you to come and read this page. My fanfiction is not of great quality and sometimes gets dropped by my ridiculously undisciplined brain, but I love writing it and I hope if you decide to, you’ll like reading it too.