Introduction: A bit about me.

My FORMER penname is 'Melda the Elf' by the way, and also Jedi Master Arwen Sparrow has changed to Jedi Arwen Sparrow Winchester (due to my new attraction to Supernatural, adding to Star Wars, POTC, LOTR)

I'm a 16 year old girl that loves to read and watch various movies and TV shows, I'm a Tolkienite, Whovian, and Hater of Twilight...I like Harry Potter but I can't consider myself a Potterhead.

I love humorous stories mostly, although there are some stories from other genres that I enjoy. If I happen to write a story myself, if it's humor it's bound to be crack and if it's other it will probably be friendship or tragedy.

(Although any future writing will probably be crack, xD...I just love crack fics way wayyyyy too much."

Movies that I enjoy (as well as read/write fanfiction on occasionally) are:

Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, the Simarillion, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, Troy/the Iliad, Sleepy Hollow, Interview with the Vampire, The Hangover, Chronicles of Narnia, Labyrinth, Beetlejuice, the Corpse Bride, Gypsy 83, Alice in Wonderland, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Dorian Gray, Shrek, Zorro, 10 things I hate about you, Batman: the Dark Knight, Van Helsing, Dracula: Dead and Loving it, Phantom of the Opera, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Nightmare Before Christmas, The little Vampire, Dogma

I also like TV shows: The Addams family, The Munsters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Doctor Who...and I recently got addicted to Merlin and Sherlock. Make that Smallville as well xD, AND YOUNG DRACULA

I also have an obsession with Thor/Avengers, especially Loki.

As you can see, I like vampires, but if they can go in the sun and not BURN (Yes, I'm looking at you, Twilight and Vampire Diaries) then I don't bother with them.

I REALLY don't think I'm that good of a writer, so please excuse my pitiful attempts.

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And hey people, if there's any one who wants to chat with me, PM me and I'll get back to you right away!

Reviews:

I rarely give constructive criticism, I feel there's enough willing people out there to do it, and I usually give short reviews because I often don't know what to say. But yes, I always review the fics I read, and I will never alert or favorite a fic unless I drop a review for it. Exceptions only occur if my computer isn't working.

ALSO: I'm a grammar and historical fact policewoman. I have difficulty reading/watching stuff that isn't Historically/folklore correct/canon/Culturally correct or Alternate Universe, although I have seen some good AU fics out there.

But I have made a strict promise to not flame anyone, even if I don't like what they wrote.

Well, that's all for now! :)